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  • BNSF1995

    [Cuber 's in his supposed spaceship, facing the window, making strange noises and wiggling-arm motions that seem to control the ship’s speed. There are spinning crystals in the air that he is controlling as well. He is surprised at first to see us, but is glad none the less]

    Cuber: Hmm? Oh! Hello there! Bayble navel! It’s great to see you! Here for more graybles, I reckon. Well, alright. Just like last time. [Like in Star Trek, the window doubles as a digital screen] We’ll watch five separate stories, each relating to one special theme. [The visualizer is divided into 5 sections like a food pyramid. Each section with a picture representing each chronological grayble] Guess the theme by the end of the episode and you’ll be the freshest mint-…

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    (The episode begins where the last one left off. Finn and Fionna are confronting The Lich and a mind-controlled Edana.)

    Finn: Why would you do this, Lich? Why would you do ANY of this?!

    The Lich: Believe it or not, Finn, I am not a mindless murder machine. I have my reasons.

    Finn: Like killing all life on Earth just so you can turn it into a strip mine for your war machine?!

    The Lich: War machine?!

    (The Lich laughs heartily.)

    The Lich: You think my people are conquerers? I can see why you'd think that, but we're not warmongers!

    Finn: Then how do you explain the fire powers? The fact you're basically death incarnate?!

    The Lich: All the result of science beyond Earthly understanding. You see, my people, the Elkeots, don't seek conquest. We seek to b…

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  • BNSF1995

    We're Back On, Fam!

    October 24, 2019 by BNSF1995

    The announcement of Adventure Time: Distant Lands has me soooo excited!

    And if you know me, you'll know my biggest wish.

    So, let's bring this wiki back to life! At least this news has given me a good excuse to continue making Adventure Time with Finn & Fionna stories.

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  • BNSF1995

    It's been awhile since I posted a blog here.

    Anyway, as of February 1, 2019, Cartoon Network has disassociated itself with Adventure Time and now considers it an Adult Swim property. They've been airing reruns in one-hour blocks Monday through Friday, in order.

    And a thought hit me: given Adult Swim's history of giving shows like Family Guy, Futurama, God, The Devil & Bob, Samurai Jack, and the whole Toonami block a new lease on life, could they do the same with Adventure Time? Just one more season to tie up the remaining loose ends like Simon trying to find a way to bring Betty back and atoning for his actions as Ice King, PB and Marcy's relationship, the humans arriving in Ooo, and the one thing I took the most issue with in the finale, Fi…

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    [The episode begins with Finn, face down on the couch.]

    Fionna: [offscreen] Finn? Where are you?

    [Fionna enters the living room and finds Finn.]

    Fionna: Finn? You okay?

    Finn: [voice muffled by couch] Leave me alone, Fionna.

    Fionna: Finn, please. Don't shut me out. I'm here for you.

    [Finn lifts his head up to reveal he has been crying alot.]

    Finn: Why? Why did it have to happen?

    Fionna: [sadly] I don't know. I just don't know.

    Finn: I could've stopped it.

    Fionna: How? There's no easy way around diplomatic immunity.

    [Finn starts to get angry, and stands up.]

    Finn: Diplomatic immunity?! That freak has no legal jurasdiction! He's just an dangerous fanatic! I should've put him down like the mental case he is instead of resorting to pranks! Why didn't I kil…

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