"I don't make blogs when I leave the wiki, I just come and go as I please."
"Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when an anvil falls on it."
"The only thing I ship is a boat and water."
"They're making LEGO everything: LEGO Batman, LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Garry's Mod... wait, that's Minecraft."
"Pop culture is like a bad rash, you can't ignore it and it just won't go away."
"Insert witty quote here."