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"Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when an anvil falls on it."

"The only thing I ship is a boat and water."

"They're making LEGO everything: LEGO Batman, LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Garry's Mod... wait, that's Minecraft."

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"Insert witty quote here."

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