"Ultimate Prize Song" is a song that Peppermint Butler sings in the end of the episode "Wizard Battle," as Finn and Jake, in disguise, walk across the wizard battlefield to receive the prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.


Get ready for the ultimate prize!
Watch her lips puff before your eyes!
Never in your life would you dream of thi-i-is!
Never in your freaking life!


  • They changed "Never in your freaking life!" to "Never in your life!" in some countries. See Censorship of Adventure Time.
  • This song is similar to songs that are sung to announce the winner of a beauty pageant.
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