Tree Trunks (character)/Quotes

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Season 1

“	A fly landed on my pie! That's no good. Bye-bye.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	Flies wanted it, they can have it.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	Well, I have the perfect thing for him or her... stickers!	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	(to a Sign Zombie) And here's your sandwich!	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	(to a Sign Zombie) Oops, you dropped it.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	That tea party was crummier than a big ol' biscuit.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	But Finn said I was a top-notch adventurer, and my adventurer's instincts are telling me to seduce that tentacled critter with my womanly charms and elephant prowess.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	Even Brain Beasts get lonely, Finn.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

“	Jake, I think Finn's getting jacked up again.	”
—"Tree Trunks"

Season 2

“	(As Quartzion) Finn, it's not sexy for a king to call his queen "bananas!"	”
—"Crystals Have Power"

“	(As Quartzion) Marry me, Finn! We can snuggle through time and space, and kiss each other in an alternate dimensional plane.	”
—"Crystals Have Power"

“	Whoa there, don't put your junk on my trunk!	”
—"Crystals Have Power"

“	When we get home, it's apple pie time.	”
—"Crystals Have Power"

Season 3

“	Where's my dang apples?	”
—"Apple Thief"

“	I'm gonna sass those boys up NASTY.	”
—"Apple Thief"

Season 5

“	That you've been snoozing on my dome. I just woke up in this room with these fellas: Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of the Lemoncarbs.	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"

“	Yes, I'm getting a weird feeling in my stomach and I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard, you better fess up to what you are doing. I got no time for no body dancing around and acting the fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks and people know I'm kind, and honest, that's why people like me. [...] So stop sellin' fib-bibs and give it straight.	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"