This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake episode "The Winter King" from season 1, which aired on September 14, 2023.
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[It all starts showing the city of Fionna's world, it is a snowy morning with blue sky. Gary is then shown outside Fionna's apartment knocking on the door.]
[ Screams ] [ Knock on door ] Gary Prince: Fionna?
Fionna, why aren't you texting me back?
You're supposed to help me shop today.
[ Door creaks ]
Oh, my God!
[ Dramatic music plays ]
She's been robbed!
Nah. Aah!
This is just the way she lives.
Who are you?!
Who are you?
[ Wind howling ]
[ Scarab growls ]
[ Panting ] Whoa!
Simon!
[ All gasp ] Come here!
[ Laughs ] Worry not, friends.
You're safe now.
Ah!
The rascal is frozen inside my inescapable magic ice.
Ha ha!
You?
You. Blue blazes!
You're a Simon.
In this world, I'm known as the Winter King.
[ Shimmering ]
[ Creak! ]
Yoink. Whoa! Whoa!
Aah! Cake: Okay, let's go!
[ Cake screeches ]
[ Grumbles ]
Cake didn't mean any harm.
A cat named cake? Ha ha! Outrageous!
And what is your name, fair lady?
I'm Fionna.
Fionna.
Uh, the reason we need this crown is to transform Simon.
Our world depends on him becoming cursed
and magical again.
Is this true, fellow Petrikov?
Yeah. I need to get my powers back.
I understand your plight.
While you can't take my crown, I believe I can find a solution.
This is going to sound nuts,
but I think I've been dreaming about you.
Ha ha! I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I'm radical.
[ Giggles ]
Simon: This is your throne room?
Do you like it?
It's encased entirely in a beautiful dome of clear ice.
[ Shuddering ] Yeah, I can tell.
[ Shudders ] Ice Scouts!
Some hot chocolate?
Yes, your grace. Yes, your grace.
Ooh! Ooh!
Lemme ask you something.
Is it about the chocolate?
How are you so... functional
if you're just another cursed Simon?
How have you done all this?
Oh, dear sweet Simon.
Allow me to share that wisdom.
If I may.
[ Slurps ]
♪ I was once just like you ♪
♪ Didn't know what to do ♪
♪ Had all those bad feelings and schemes ♪
♪ My poor heart in a chill ♪
♪ Till through sheer force of will ♪
♪ I was able to fashion my dreams ♪
♪ And build this winter wonder world ♪
♪ Full of pine-scented trees and a fine menagerie ♪
♪ We can skate on the ice ♪
♪ In a frozen winter paradise ♪
♪ Under icicles that gleam ♪
♪ And a snowball fight for you and for me ♪
[ Laughs ]
But how did you do it?
It's so hard to resist the crown's power
and do something really wonderful.
Hard? [ Laughs ]
Come, now. Making something wonderful is as
easy as manifesting your own reality.
♪ And I conquered the crown ♪
♪ Nigh a hundred years ago, by now ♪
♪ Despite the impossibility ♪
♪ And perhaps, yes, perhaps ♪
♪ I can show you how ♪
♪ But for now ♪
♪ Let us go ♪
♪ To and fro ♪
♪ On a sleigh ride in the snow ♪
♪ Making fond rosy-cheeked memories ♪
♪ See the soft snowflakes swirl ♪
♪ In my winter wonder world ♪
♪ In my winter
wonder world ♪
Kiss each other!
Don't think it hasn't occurred to me.
Once I've made you a duplicate magic crown,
Fionna-world will be restored to its former state.
Uh... Wait.
If you tinker with the original curse,
will I still be able to fight in the new version?
I got stomped in the last world.
Hmm.
[ Triumphant music plays ]
Wait. I can have this?
Ice Scouts, attack!
[ Clanging ]
Ha ha! Ice Scouts, un-attack!
Ahhhh!
Cake the cat, since I'm giving out gifts,
is there anything you desire?
You can charge this phone.
[ Laughs ]
[ Whoosh, beep ]
Whoa! It's at 100%!
We even have bars now.
Yes! Ha ha! I make everything better!
Man, I suck.
[Cellphone chimes] It's Gary.
"Hey, where did you go? Seriously, where are you?
Are you dead? Ha ha.
Fionna, you're supposed to help me shop today.
Aah! A random man took a shower in your apartment.
Are you okay?"
I'm starting to freak now.
Okay, just chill out.
Fionna does random, flighty stuff all the time.
She's probably okay. [ Cellphone chimes ]
"I'm ok!"
[ Sighs ]
Okay, but that doesn't let you off the hook.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
"And the random dude is probably Marshall Lee."
See? I was right.
I'm so glad she's okay.
But I can't believe she's flaking out on me again!
[ Grunts ]
Where you goin'?
I need to run a ton of errands and work on my baking.
Did you make those little biscuit guys
Fionna was carrying around?
Yo, those were hella good. Thanks.
Is there food where you're heading?
Uh, yeah, probably. Cool.
I'm starving. Um...
Have you heard of this place called Joy?
Bring me back something.
Simon: Uh, are you sure it's not too much trouble?
You just relax, Simon.
It will take just one week
to make a duplicate crown in my laboratory.
A week?! Psst! Don't be rude.
In the meantime, please feel free to partake
in the pleasures of the Winter Kingdom.
Fionna, let's check that place out.
Cake: It looks gnarly as hell.
No, no.
That place is forbidden.
I mean, it can be dangerous out there.
Would you help me in the laboratory?
Ice Scouts: Fionna! Fionna!
Come and join us in our training session!
I'll be right down. Stay here so you don't get lost.
Lost? Pssh!
We wouldn't be going on any of these adventures
if I hadn't gotten "lost."
[ Bass playing ]
Cat. Aah!
Get out of my head!
Wait. Can you hurt me from in there?
You two are abominations, a disease.
I'll break free of this prison,
and once free, I will rain down upon...
Marshall Lee: This doesn't seem like your part of town.
Are you kidding? This is where the good stuff is!
[ Beeping ]
Dang.
Hey. I'm here to pick up my order.
This place has the absolute best cocoa powder.
It's so rich, you can't try even a grain of it unadulterated
without going mad!
Try it.
Whew! This must be why your biscuits boys are so special.
I call them, uh, pastrymenschen.
I've been working on the prototypes for a long time.
I have a 64-step business plan,
and getting the recipe right is key.
Hey, all I want is more of these pastry people.
What's it gonna take to make that happen?
Well, I need my own bakery, where I can make what I want,
so that means cash, mostly.
There's a couple of investors in town I really want to meet.
They're called the Lemoncarbs.
They're these rich twins behind a food empire.
One meeting with them could change my life.
Oh, yeah, I think I heard my mom talking about them before
or something.
I-I'm sorry. I'm probably boring you.
No, no. I-I think it's cool.
I mean, you're just so passionate.
It's just... impressive... to me.
Thank you.
Thank you again for the suit. Nonsense. You looked ugly.
Oh, my!
[ Whistles ]
Careful.
Commence duplication. [ Zaps ]
I have so many questions.
Is there a Betty in this world?
Betty? Betty...
[ Clicks tongue ]
[ Laughs ] The dead one!
Yeah, I haven't thought about her in a long time.
But how could you say that?
She was the great love of our life.
Hmm. Well, that's not how I remember it.
Well, once you get this new crown,
you can always use it to make an Ice Betty.
Ha ha! I'm just kidding.
Uh, that would be unethical.
[ Alarm blaring ]
Invasion! Invasion!
Is someone cooking maple syrup in here?
'Cause I smell somethin' saucy!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Princess Bubblegum?
No. It's the Candy Queen.
Sworn enemy of the Winter Kingdom
and a terrible nuisance to me, personally.
Baby, baby, why you gotta be like that?
Begone, vile candy witch! [ Straining ]
What?
Oh, right. The crown.
[ Straining ] Gives up.
Bubblegum, stop!
What? I'm seeing double.
And I love it!
[ Candy Queen laughing ]
Winter King: Assistance!
She's got Simon!
It's cool. This happens all the time.
If you come along, Fionna,
and aid us with your magical sword...
We can rescue them both!
Action stuff.
[ Laughs ] Whoo-hoo!
[ Slurps ] So, where to next?
[ Keys jingle, lock engages ]
Let's go!
Wait. You're stealing kitchen time?
That's kind of punk.
Ha! Maybe I am kinda punk.
You coming?
I'll be there in a sec.
[ Beeping ]
Hey, it's me.
[ Panting ]
[ Laughs maniacally ]
[ All grumbling ]
[ Crash ]
♪ We're back ho-ome! ♪
[ Both groan ]
[ Straining ]
Ta-da!
Aah! [ Screams ]
[ Grunts ] Let us out!
No requests. I only do originals.
No need to worry.
This maniac has kidnapped me lots of times.
She thinks we belong together.
But why?
♪ You can't make ice cream without mixing cream and ice ♪
♪ You can't make gingersnaps without mixing sugar and spice ♪
♪ You can't make cinnamon rolls without kneading the dough ♪
♪ And I can't let you go ♪
♪ 'Cause I need you so ♪
♪ And so I'm gonna put you into a blender with me ♪
♪ Set the oven to 350 degrees ♪
♪ And together forever we will always be ♪
♪ Baked with love ♪
♪ Baked with love ♪ ♪ Baked with love ♪ ♪ Baked with love ♪
♪ Like the cold and the warm ♪
♪ When they join, makes a storm ♪
♪ Just like cake needs to rise ♪
♪ If you look in my eyes ♪
♪ You'll see the recipe is true ♪
♪ The key ingredient is you ♪
And you.
That's actually a nice metaphor.
Not a metaphor.
So, this happens a lot?
Not this part. This is an escalation.
[ Groans ]
Gary Prince: And... yes!
Here.
Holy crap! This is sublime.
Yeah?
I think you're ready to show your goods to some investors,
like those Lemoncarbs.
What?! Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
These still need work.
I would just die of embarrassment if I had
to show this version to the Lemoncarbs.
Yeah. Um, I'll be... I'll be right back.
Hurry up! Get back!
[ Indistinct shouting ] Everything okay?
Uh... surprise!
"Buttery... Buns?"
This is the address she gave us.
Open the door!
[ Gasps ]
[ All grumbling ]
For the king!
[ All shouting ]
Fionna: Nice!
Ice Scout: Fionna! Incoming!
This is the feeling I've been chasing!
Hyah! This is what was missing!
[ Laughs ] Hyah!
Onward!
[ Humming ]
Ice scouts!
This would be a good time to show up at the last second!
She deserves our help.
I know there's a brilliant person in there...
trying to get out.
Oh, we don't need to fix her. We just need to be rescued.
Winter King: Ice scouts! Help!
[ Click, whirring ]
[ Crack ]
Hi, Lemoncarbs.
My name is Gary Prince, and I'd like you to meet...
the pastrymenschen.
Hmm! Hmm!
Mm! Mm!
[ Chomping ]
Eh. It tastes nice, but...
I hate their little faces! Meh!
No, see, that's part of it.
All of the baked goods are characters,
and the bakery is like their kingdom.
[ Groans ]
For instance, if you buy the "choco-berry,"
you get a discount on Mr. Cupcake
because they're married.
It's food with a story.
Here, we have Cinnamon Bun.
He's got the biggest heart of all.
Hyah!
But you better watch your pocket change
when the scampish Marshmallow Kids are around.
I've created an array of friends
that will change and grow over time.
You won't believe your eyes.
So, what do you think?
[ Chairs screech ]
We hate it!
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Groans ] Ohhhh!
Hyah! Hyah!
Winter King: Help! Simon: Help!
Simon: Fionna! Cake!
She's going to make us into batter!
Hi! Bunny girl!
[ Growls ] [ Squeals ]
Aaaah! [ Splat ]
Hyah!
Candy Queen!
Unh-unh. Not your business.
[ Groans ] Fionna, stop!
There's something wrong with her brain,
but it can be fixed!
[ Grunts ] No, it can't! Knock her out!
Yes, my King! Hyah!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hyah!
[ Both straining ]
[ Whirring stops ]
[ All groaning ]
Thank you, brave hero!
Oh.
Your crown.
Fionna...
indeed, you are both beauty and the beast.
Ice Prince, am I dreaming?
Embrace me, fair Fionna!
Okay!
Huh? What's... happening?
M-My magic... i-it's gone!
Fionna, help me!
[ Crunches ]
Just metal and glass.
[ Candy Queen groans ]
Huh?
Princess Bubblegum!
I'm free!
The curse has been lifted!
Now it all makes sense.
Winter King cast a spell
to project the madness of the crown on to you.
Yeah. He zapped it right into my brain-basket.
What a wad.
Yes.
And he kept doing that.
Yeah. For a hundred years!
Yeah. I'm trying not to dwell on it.
I apologize for the terrible behavior of my fellow Simon.
But I do feel kinda vindicated.
There is much work to be done.
Where are my beloved candy citizens?
[ All groaning ] Uh... we'll... we'll go look.
It's like a fairy tale.
Your kiss removed the curse.
I thank you, brave knight.
I'm not a brave knight.
What did I do wrong?
What you did wrong is exist.
Simon, get us out of here!
[ Screeches, growls ]
At least they seemed to like the flavors.
Look, I'm... I'm sorry I sprang that on you.
I thought I... I thought I was helping.
But I-I shoulda asked.
It's probably good they came now.
I would have fiddled with that pastry recipe forever
So, where does a chocolate-dipped strawberry
go to meet a cupcake, anyway?
Ah, come on. Don't make fun of me.
I really wanna know.
Well... it's... it's kind of a funny story.
[ Chuckles ] It all began in the middle of a
slumber party/candy-zombie outbreak...
[ Squeaks ]
This one's not gonna work either.
[ Cries ]
What's wrong, Fi?
[ Sighs ] Back there, I thought I was living my dream.
But I was just hurting a bunch of innocent candy people.
Have I been hurting people in all these universes?
That place was messed up
because that Simon was messed up.
The next world will have a magic crown that will work,
and I'll be cursed the right way.