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This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "The Thin Yellow Line" from season 7, which aired on March 19, 2016.

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Candy Kingdom
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Transcript[]

I'm tired of"Pilgrims of the land."

I hate that board game.

You're just saying that becausepep but beat you every time.

It's just pilgriming around.There's no point.

There point is buildingand developing holdings

While tradingand acquiring resources.

Yeah, well,nobody ate my guac.

This is homemade,broham.

This ain't no store guac.

You know I love your guac.

Hmm.

[ smooches ] magnifique.

No, this is bad.

Maybe you don't get art.

It's disrespectfulto the kingdom's holdings.

[ gasps ]it's fresh.

[ paintbrush scratching ]

[ gasps ]

[ gasps ]

That's illegal!

And beautiful.

[ panting ]

What?

Yah!

Aw.

‐oh, hi.‐hey.

‐hey, stop.‐no. Wait.

Eh.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Stop!

Hey!

Huh?

Hi.

Hello.

You already grabbed me.

You sure?

Hmm.

This...This is...

‐delinquent vandalism?‐a beautiful statement?

...Very interesting.

Go back to the barracks

And find out which banana guardis responsible for this.

Why don't you justgo and ask them yourself?

The banana guards are reallyafraid of getting into trouble.

They love me, but I thinkthey're secretly scared of me.

Here. You can slip in duringthe changing of the guards.

[ bush rustling ]

Not yet.

[ watch ticks ]

Three, two, one.

[ door clanks ]

[ all grunting ]

10 whipped cream pies.

Oh!

[ clatter ]

[ bugle playing ]

That's enough,banana guard 12.

Okay, everyone,time for morning calisthenics.

Jump for old colonel.

[ chuckles ] yes. Good.

[ banana guards grunting ]whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

All right,now, that's enough.

It's time for daily worship.

Gaze upon the divineand terrible countenance.

[ banana guards "Ooh" ]

Please, almighty princess,forgive us.

[ all speak indistinctly ]

Sorry, pb.

Yeah, man.Me, too, prubs.

Come on, bro.Just 10 more reppies.

[ sighs ]

How the hankare we gonna find out

Which one of themis the graffiti fiend?

[ grunts ]that's easy, man.

We'll lure him out of hidingwith an irresistible temptation,

Then trap him.

Watch and learn,rookie.

[ slurps ]good sesh, bro.

Yeah, brothers!

We're all brothers,you know,

Fighting crimesand making rhymes, right?

[ laughs ]

But also how about makinga little crime ourselves, right?

I mean,how do we know about crime

If we neverdone one before?

‐am I right?‐that makes sense.

Why don't we meet over by thatbig, blank wall later tonight

Bring a little paint, and seewhere things go from there, eh?

[ chuckles ]

I don't see anybody, jake.

They'll be here.Don't worry none.

My plan is good.

Both: aah! What the...?

There they are![ crying ]

Those guys wanted tocommit crimes!

No, we ‐‐[ whap! ]

[ both grunt ]

[ sighs ]

We caughtthe crime‐inals!

Oh, I just got that.

Good job, boys.

Just leave them to me.

What the heck, finn?

I was just trying toshake the bushes, you know?

Lure them out of hidingwith an irresistible ‐‐

Oh, hold up.I already did this bit.

Well, you got to be more subtlenext time.

What next time?They know our faces now.

Banana guards, please welcomethese new recruits.

‐hello.‐hello.

Okay, subtle.

Maybe we should split upand just look around ‐‐

Cover more groundthat way.

Now, that's somedetective thinking, finn.

[ neigh ]

What the...? Horse?

Hey,man is there a horse in ‐‐

Hmm?

‐hey, what was that?‐nothing.

Swore I heard a ‐‐

[ neigh ]wha?

[ drawer clanks ]files.

What?

All files.

Please go away.

Mm. Okay.

[ neigh ]

I want back in there now!Come on!

I love you.

Eugh.

[ feet screech ]hey, did you see a‐a ‐‐

A something come by here?

No.Just me and this door here.

Ooh, yeah. Showers.

Sweet, hot showerto get my head back on straight.

[ banana guard vocalizing ]

Oh, that heavenly singing.

Hey,who's singing in there?!

[ singing stops ]

I like your... Song.

[ valve squeaks ]

[ zoom! ]

[ door clanks ]

‐now, hold on a second.‐I love you.

Get out of here right now,you.

[ neigh ]

[ groans ] some kind ofconspiracy is afoot,

But how deepdoes this rabbit hole goooo?

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ chuckles ]

Hey, man,that's not bad.

It's not that great.

No, it's good, man.

Maybe, though,add some shading

Around where the headshadows the neck.

Make sure it's obvious wherethe light source is coming from.

It'll help give the drawingmore volume and depth.

Whoa.You're really good at art, man.

[ thinking ] art.

Could this be the guy?

Gotcha.

Well, bye.

Oh, oh, uh, uh,wait a minute.

Mister...?

Banana guard 16.

You sure know a lot about artand stuff.

Yeah.

Do you have some art of your owni could look off of

And get, um, I don't know,inspiration from?

Inspiration.

Follow me.

[ vent clanks ]

In here.

I found this walled off areawhile cleaning one day.

I like to use it as my,uh, my studio, I guess.

Maybe thiswill inspire you.

[ gasps ]

Oh, my glob.These are gorgeous.

Hey, thanks.

Is this why you've been paintingoutside walls, banana guard 16?

Uh...I just needed more space

To expressmy artistic impulses.

[ neigh ]

This stuff is great.

You should hang itin a gallery.

No. Princess bubblegumwould hate that.

Banana guards are justsupposed to...Guard.

She's take me apartto find out what went wrong.

Nah. She's nice, dude.

Nice?Don't you know nothing?

She's an unknowable goddess.[ thunder crashes ]

When the first candy peoplerose against her,

She transformed theminto hideous monsters.

Her own brother, neddy,

She imprisoned himbeneath the great tree.

And the rattleball boys?

She iced all those guys.

She's amazing,and she's flipping scary.

But nice.

I never show anybodythis place.

If they found me out,

Who knows what dark and terriblefate would await me.

But I don't know, man.

I trust you.

We're kindred artistic souls.

Totes.

Ha‐ha! Busted!

Slam!

Jake!

Got him in his hidey‐hole.

Good work, finn.

You set me up.

[ thinking ]man, banana guarding is rough.

Hmm.One rando genetic mutation,

And any one of those dudes wouldbe in the same boat as bg‐16.

[ gasps ] the same boat.

Oops!

Oh, sorry, man.There you go.

Hey, wait.That's not the same ‐‐

[ bugle plays ]

Banana guard 16,step forward.

Sorry, pb.

I goofed up.I think we lost him.

I'm banana guard 16.

Aw, dude. Come on.

Punish me.

I am ready.

No! I am banana guard 16.

I am banana guard 16.

‐I'm banana guard 16.‐I'm banana guard 16.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm banana guard 16.

[ all gasp ]

I'm not gonna punish you,banana guard 16.

You're not?

Of course not.

Your muralsare so beautiful.

I want you to paint onein the banquet hall.

The princess spared him.

She's so merciful.

Make way!

Oh, merciful princess.

Uh...

Thank you for sparingyour lowly servant.

[ banana guardsspeaking indistinctly ]

Buh‐buh‐buh.No, no, no.

I'm just a person.

I've done things in the past,things I'm not proud of.

But today,I'm here to celebrate.

Oh!

Princess...

Mm‐hmm?

...I love you.

Wow.

[ neigh ]

[ applause ]

My banana guardsare so talented.

I grew thesehi‐da‐roponically.

And I can actually playreally good.

[ bugle plays ]

[ vocalizing ]

Um, princess?

Yes?

I don't have a special talent.

That's okay, too.

Hooray!

I'm tired of"Pilgrims of the land."

I hate that board game.

You're just saying that becausepep but beat you every time.

It's just pilgriming around.There's no point.

There point is buildingand developing holdings

While tradingand acquiring resources.

Yeah, well,nobody ate my guac.

This is homemade,broham.

This ain't no store guac.

You know I love your guac.

Hmm.

[ smooches ] magnifique.

No, this is bad.

Maybe you don't get art.

It's disrespectfulto the kingdom's holdings.

[ gasps ]it's fresh.

[ paintbrush scratching ]

[ gasps ]

[ gasps ]

That's illegal!

And beautiful.

[ panting ]

What?

Yah!

Aw.

‐oh, hi.‐hey.

‐hey, stop.‐no. Wait.

Eh.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Stop!

Hey!

Huh?

Hi.

Hello.

You already grabbed me.

You sure?

Hmm.

This...This is...

‐delinquent vandalism?‐a beautiful statement?

...Very interesting.

Go back to the barracks

And find out which banana guardis responsible for this.

Why don't you justgo and ask them yourself?

The banana guards are reallyafraid of getting into trouble.

They love me, but I thinkthey're secretly scared of me.

Here. You can slip in duringthe changing of the guards.

[ bush rustling ]

Not yet.

[ watch ticks ]

Three, two, one.

[ door clanks ]

[ all grunting ]

10 whipped cream pies.

Oh!

[ clatter ]

[ bugle playing ]

That's enough,banana guard 12.

Okay, everyone,time for morning calisthenics.

Jump for old colonel.

[ chuckles ] yes. Good.

[ banana guards grunting ]whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

All right,now, that's enough.

It's time for daily worship.

Gaze upon the divineand terrible countenance.

[ banana guards "Ooh" ]

Please, almighty princess,forgive us.

[ all speak indistinctly ]

Sorry, pb.

Yeah, man.Me, too, prubs.

Come on, bro.Just 10 more reppies.

[ sighs ]

How the hankare we gonna find out

Which one of themis the graffiti fiend?

[ grunts ]that's easy, man.

We'll lure him out of hidingwith an irresistible temptation,

Then trap him.

Watch and learn,rookie.

[ slurps ]good sesh, bro.

Yeah, brothers!

We're all brothers,you know,

Fighting crimesand making rhymes, right?

[ laughs ]

But also how about makinga little crime ourselves, right?

I mean,how do we know about crime

If we neverdone one before?

‐am I right?‐that makes sense.

Why don't we meet over by thatbig, blank wall later tonight

Bring a little paint, and seewhere things go from there, eh?

[ chuckles ]

I don't see anybody, jake.

They'll be here.Don't worry none.

My plan is good.

Both: aah! What the...?

There they are![ crying ]

Those guys wanted tocommit crimes!

No, we ‐‐[ whap! ]

[ both grunt ]

[ sighs ]

We caughtthe crime‐inals!

Oh, I just got that.

Good job, boys.

Just leave them to me.

What the heck, finn?

I was just trying toshake the bushes, you know?

Lure them out of hidingwith an irresistible ‐‐

Oh, hold up.I already did this bit.

Well, you got to be more subtlenext time.

What next time?They know our faces now.

Banana guards, please welcomethese new recruits.

‐hello.‐hello.

Okay, subtle.

Maybe we should split upand just look around ‐‐

Cover more groundthat way.

Now, that's somedetective thinking, finn.

[ neigh ]

What the...? Horse?

Hey,man is there a horse in ‐‐

Hmm?

‐hey, what was that?‐nothing.

Swore I heard a ‐‐

[ neigh ]wha?

[ drawer clanks ]files.

What?

All files.

Please go away.

Mm. Okay.

[ neigh ]

I want back in there now!Come on!

I love you.

Eugh.

[ feet screech ]hey, did you see a‐a ‐‐

A something come by here?

No.Just me and this door here.

Ooh, yeah. Showers.

Sweet, hot showerto get my head back on straight.

[ banana guard vocalizing ]

Oh, that heavenly singing.

Hey,who's singing in there?!

[ singing stops ]

I like your... Song.

[ valve squeaks ]

[ zoom! ]

[ door clanks ]

‐now, hold on a second.‐I love you.

Get out of here right now,you.

[ neigh ]

[ groans ] some kind ofconspiracy is afoot,

But how deepdoes this rabbit hole goooo?

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ chuckles ]

Hey, man,that's not bad.

It's not that great.

No, it's good, man.

Maybe, though,add some shading

Around where the headshadows the neck.

Make sure it's obvious wherethe light source is coming from.

It'll help give the drawingmore volume and depth.

Whoa.You're really good at art, man.

[ thinking ] art.

Could this be the guy?

Gotcha.

Well, bye.

Oh, oh, uh, uh,wait a minute.

Mister...?

Banana guard 16.

You sure know a lot about artand stuff.

Yeah.

Do you have some art of your owni could look off of

And get, um, I don't know,inspiration from?

Inspiration.

Follow me.

[ vent clanks ]

In here.

I found this walled off areawhile cleaning one day.

I like to use it as my,uh, my studio, I guess.

Maybe thiswill inspire you.

[ gasps ]

Oh, my glob.These are gorgeous.

Hey, thanks.

Is this why you've been paintingoutside walls, banana guard 16?

Uh...I just needed more space

To expressmy artistic impulses.

[ neigh ]

This stuff is great.

You should hang itin a gallery.

No. Princess bubblegumwould hate that.

Banana guards are justsupposed to...Guard.

She's take me apartto find out what went wrong.

Nah. She's nice, dude.

Nice?Don't you know nothing?

She's an unknowable goddess.[ thunder crashes ]

When the first candy peoplerose against her,

She transformed theminto hideous monsters.

Her own brother, neddy,

She imprisoned himbeneath the great tree.

And the rattleball boys?

She iced all those guys.

She's amazing,and she's flipping scary.

But nice.

I never show anybodythis place.

If they found me out,

Who knows what dark and terriblefate would await me.

But I don't know, man.

I trust you.

We're kindred artistic souls.

Totes.

Ha‐ha! Busted!

Slam!

Jake!

Got him in his hidey‐hole.

Good work, finn.

You set me up.

[ thinking ]man, banana guarding is rough.

Hmm.One rando genetic mutation,

And any one of those dudes wouldbe in the same boat as bg‐16.

[ gasps ] the same boat.

Oops!

Oh, sorry, man.There you go.

Hey, wait.That's not the same ‐‐

[ bugle plays ]

Banana guard 16,step forward.

Sorry, pb.

I goofed up.I think we lost him.

I'm banana guard 16.

Aw, dude. Come on.

Punish me.

I am ready.

No! I am banana guard 16.

I am banana guard 16.

‐I'm banana guard 16.‐I'm banana guard 16.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm banana guard 16.

[ all gasp ]

I'm not gonna punish you,banana guard 16.

You're not?

Of course not.

Your muralsare so beautiful.

I want you to paint onein the banquet hall.

The princess spared him.

She's so merciful.

Make way!

Oh, merciful princess.

Uh...

Thank you for sparingyour lowly servant.

[ banana guardsspeaking indistinctly ]

Buh‐buh‐buh.No, no, no.

I'm just a person.

I've done things in the past,things I'm not proud of.

But today,I'm here to celebrate.

Oh!

Princess...

Mm‐hmm?

...I love you.

Wow.

[ neigh ]

[ applause ]

My banana guardsare so talented.

I grew thesehi‐da‐roponically.

And I can actually playreally good.

[ bugle plays ]

[ vocalizing ]

Um, princess?

Yes?

I don't have a special talent.

That's okay, too.

Hooray!

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