Hey! Elephant. I'm more ancient than you. Someday, I will engulf the solar system. What was and what will be are meaningless. Meanwhile, you should wonder: are you just a two-headed pile of meat on a crash course with the cosmic dump? Or do you contain the soul memory of a million dead stars? How do you light a candle without a match?
- King of Ooo is the self-proclaimed owner of the Sun.
- In "Water Park Prank," he is referred to as "Mr. Sun."