This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "The Pit" from season 5, which aired on November 18th, 2013.
This transcript is incomplete
Transcript
- [Kee-Oth flying to his Broke Dimension, carrying Jake.]
- Kee-Oth: [laughs] Your butt is mine, Joshua.
- Jake: What? My butt? Weird. Where are we?
- Kee-Oth: This is my yoga room. And this is your new home. [Throws Jake into a pit.] Downward, dog!
- Jake: Ouch!
- Kee-Oth: Welcome to revenge, Joshua. You'll never see your loved ones again. Everything you need for survival is booby-trapped!
- [Camera pans to show drinking water and a toilet, surrounded by an electric barrier]
- Jake: Hmm.
- Kee-Oth: Now I'm gonna gank your blood the way you ganked mine.
- [Kee-Oth steals Jake's blood, which turns into a hat]
- Kee-Oth: Boo-Yeah! How does it feel, dog? How does it feel to have juiced your body and turned your blood into man dazzle?
- Jake: Hmm. Not that great. I feel weird in my skin.
- Kee-Oth: [laughs] Wait. Is that it?
- Jake: Yeah... but I could get used to this.
- Kee-Oth: What? No! You have to suffer.
- Jake: Okay.
- Kee-Oth: No "okay." When I say something, you're supposed to disagree! Okay?
- Jake: Okay.
- Kee-Oth: [groans] Sheesh. You're causing tension in my neck and shoulders. I'm gonna go stretch it out. You stay here and suffer.
- Jake: Okay.
- [The camera goes to the tree house]
- Finn: Jake? [Holds up the broken demon sword]Drat! Hmmmmmmm. [Looks around] Ah! [Puts the broken sword on his head and gets A phone and dials]