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Revision as of 08:26, 3 July 2013
This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Storytelling" from season 2, which aired on November 08, 2010.
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This transcript is complete and simply requires minor additions.
Transcript
- Jake: [moaning sickly] Blankie me. Blankie me, Finn!
- Finn: I'll get your blanket dude, where is it?
- Jake: Right here. [touching the blanket on right side of his bed]
- Finn: Why don't you just get it yourself?
- Jake: Because I'm sick! [making a shriveled face]
- Finn: Poor guy...
- [Jake is moaning sickly again. Finn puts the blanket on Jake.]
- Jake: Too hot! [pushes the blanket off] URGGH!
- Finn: Oh man, Jake, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
- Jake: Soup me, Finny.
- [The scene cuts to another scene where Finn is holding soup for Jake.]
- Finn: Soup flavored cure, coming on through. [sniffs and dumps the soup in Jake's mouth. Jake waits a bit, then swallows]
- Finn: Do you feel better now?
- Jake: Yes. [Jake throws up all the soup, which gets all over Finn] Tell me a story... [Followed by a long pause]
- Finn: Once upon a time...
- Jake: No! I already heard that story before.
- Finn: But you've all ready heard all of my stories before.
- Jake: Make me a new one, Finn. A new story.
- Finn: Okay... got it! Once upon a time...
- Jake: Nooo! [Jake makes puppy eyes while staring at Finn]
- Finn: What's the matter?
- Jake: I don't want a made up story. I need a real story.
- Finn: Hmm. Now you hang on, my friend. I'll be right back. [goes outside] Okay world, give me a story for Jake! [looks around] Huh! [he notices a leaf floating in the wind, with a snail riding the leaf. Finn laughs and goes back inside] Jake, Jake! Check it out! This true story is going to totally cure you!
- Jake: Oh my gosh! What is it?
- Finn: First, the leaf fell off a tree. But wa-w-w-wait.
- Jake: Spit it out.
- Finn: The snail was on the leaf. The end.
- Jake: Oh no, now I feel a thousand times worse, Finn. The stories gotta have excitement, romance... [his eyes turn shiny] ...suspense, [dragging out the word and pulling his eyelids down] and it has to have a happy ending.
- Finn: But I don't know how to make that stuff happen!
- Jake: That's okay, buddy. Just dig me a hole and -- actually, two holes. One for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow outta my face.
- Finn: I am not gonna let that happen, dude.
- Jake: Then go get me that story. [pulls out a paper] And make sure it has a little stuff on this list.
- Finn: I'll be back as fast as a can. I won't let your guts blow outta your face. [he goes outside runs over a log, and pulls out the list Jake wrote it is poorly written and says, romance, fight, suspense, and a happy end] Hmm. Romance. That should be easy. [puts list in his pocket and looks around, then looks under a rock, finding two ants underneath]
- Finn: Hey, how 'bout you two. Are y'all in love?
- Boy ant: La ba dena go dug da!
- Finn: Huh?
- Boy ant: Mana gega lala!
- Finn: Hmm. [puts rock down, hears squirrels napping, and looks in the tree where they are] Are y'all kissing in there?
- Squirrels: Ah! [chattering] [they run into each other and fall down]
- Finn: Maybe I should smooooth out my approach. Normal guy, forest guy. Just like a normal forest guy. [trips over a stick] Whoa! [Stops when he sees a fox and a goose, Boobafina] Hey, so, uh, yeah... so, yeah, can I, umm... can I watch you guys kissing?
- Boobafina: What!?!
- Mr. Fox: Uh!
- Finn: I just need to for my friend! He's really sick and unless I tell him about watching you guys kissing...
- Boobafina: What a weirdo! You're one sick man, mister...
- Mr. Fox: [shakes his head] Yeah, what's this "friend's" [making airquotes] name, huh?
- Finn: Jake! His name's Jake.
- Mr. Fox: Yeah, right. Sounds pretty fake. C'mon, Boobafina, let's get out of here.
- Boobafina: Yeah.
- Finn: Wait! I'll do anything! [they look back at Finn]
- Mr. Fox: Would you eat dirt?
- Finn: I would for Jake! [eats some dirt] Okay, now you guys kiss.
- Boobafina: Man, what a freak.
- Mr. Fox: Let's go.
- Finn: What! No! Jake needs this! Stop! [he grabs them and pushes them together, forcing a kiss] Just come on!
- Boobafina: What? No!
- Mr. Fox: Ah!!! [against their will, they kiss. Finn stops pushing them and throws them]
- Boobafina and Mr. Fox: AUGGH!
- Finn: [face reddening] You see, no big deal.
- Boobafina: I [coughs] can't belive you let me do that! I'm secretly in love with Mr. Goose, and now he'll never love me because now I'm soiled! [sobs and runs away]
- Mr. Fox: Oh no, oh no! I really did want to kiss Boobafina! I'm secretly in love with her!
- Finn: Okay, sweet!
- Mr. Fox: No, it had to happen naturally! Now she'll never love me! [sobs and runs away]
- Finn:Ugh! [slaps his forehead] That wasn't smooth, but it's all worth it to save Jake. whatever it takes. Okay, a good fight... [Finn sees a teenage bear graffitiing a wall and walks up to him] Hey, you want to fight me?
- Teenage Bear: Oh heck yeah! I've been waiting for this my whole life! Yes! [laughs]
- Momma Bear: Oh no you won't! [smacks the teenage bear]
- Teenage Bear: You never let me do anything! Grr! [he tries to smack his mom, then jumps at Finn, who Finn punches him to the ground]
- Momma Bear: You killed him!
- Teenage Bear: [wakes up] Mom, quit touching me!
- Momma Bear: You killed him and now he's dead!
- Finn: [running away] He's probably not dead. I'm sorry though, that you think he's dead. Mmm, I don't want to hurt animals, but - but Jake - [Finn stops running, looks at the list, and points to suspense] Okay, what's next? [he looks around, sees a flower, a radio, the snail on the leaf and some birds] Ohhhhhhhhhh, suspense... [holding up his fists, he walks up to the birds, picks up a rock and has a thought]
- Finn: [inside Finn's thoughts] Hey you guys, you wanna die? [the birds get scared and pass out. They fall out of the nest. The mom comes]
- Momma Bird: [still inside Finn's thoughts] Boys! Boys! Have you seen my boys?
- Finn: [really scared] No! [Turns around and throws the rock on the ground which makes the birds fly away. He kicks the rock] Awwwwww, I can't do it! I keep messing with folks, ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! [punches a tree] Jake needs me, but I can't keep messing with folks, but Jake's really sick, but I can't but, but, but, but...uhhh!!! [rubbes his arm] [owl hoes] [someone throws a rock at Finn's head] Oww, hey, who threw -- ahhhhhhhhh!!!! [a whole bunch of animal's attack him] Wait, what's happening, you guys gonna eat me?!
- Momma Bear: You'll see...
- Finn: [breathing hard] Wait, this is really suspenseful! [then Finn gets hit in the head with a walking stick from a wizard. Everything turnes black. Finn wakes up in a cage on top of a blue swirling hole]
- Finn: What is this?
- Forest Wizard: This is the Rite of Forest Justice!
- All the animal: Huzzah!
- Forest Wizard: Finn the human boy, for your crimes of the inhabitants of the forest... you must enter the earth and become one with the soil...
- Finn: Don't I get a trial or something!?
- Forest Wizard: No! Lower the cage!
- All the animals: Huzzah! [a rabbit begins lowering the cage]
- Finn: I'm totes gonna die... and now Jake won't get his story and he'll die too... because I still don't have a happy ending... huh??
- All the animals: Ooo ooo iggi, oo oo iggi, oo oo iggi, oo oo iggi...
- Finn: Wait a minute! I may be busy dying... but you need to get busy living...
- All the animals: Huh?
- Finn: Y'all living some unhappy lives. You, Boobafiena...
- Boobafina: [bends down]
- Finn: You love Mr. Goose. you just need to tell him.
- Mr. Goose: What?
- Finn: She loves you... y'all just need to hook it up...
- Mr. Goose: I wanted to date her for years. You really love me?
- Boobafina: I do...
- Mr. Goose: Oh!
- All the rest of the animals: Huzzah!
- Finn: And you Mr. Fox, you need to face facts man. Boobafina is not interested. It's time to move on.
- Mr. Fox: It's true... it's for the best...
- Finn: And hey, jerky teenage bear!
- Teenage Bear: What?
- Finn: Your mom is right. You shouldn't just go around fighting strangers in the forest.
- Momma Bear: Yeah! [smacks him on the head]
- Finn: Momma bear, your son's not a baby anymore. You should stop spanking him in the face.
- Momma Bear: He's right... It's time to let you grow up...
- Finn: Yeah! That's the stuff!
- All the animals: Huzzah!
- Finn: And Mrs. Cow, take that bag off your utter. You're a beautiful girl... you're in the forest, so just let it out!
- [they take the bag off, revealing she has a PHIL FACE on her utter]
- Everyone except Mrs. Cow: Ewwwwwwww!
- Mr. Fox: Yo, put that bag back on. [they do so]
- All the animals: Huzzah!
- Forest Wizard: Silence! Finn the Human, for meddling our lives and destroying the holder of the forest... [stops making the blue swirl] we thank you...
- Finn: What?!
- Forest Wizard: [laughs] Our lives improved since you came here.
- Finn: Does that mean you're going to release me?
- Forest Wizard: Your cage is made of sticks brother. Just break it apart...
- Finn: Cool! [He breaks the cage and lands on the ground] Yeah! I'm coming for you, Jake... with a story!!! [cuts to another scene]
- Jake: And then what happened? [coughs]
- Finn: And then everyone in the forest was happy... The end.
- Jake: Huuuuuuuuh!!!
- Finn: What's wrong?!
- Jake: That was... [he stretches his arms and legs and shake them] perfect! I feel a million times better!
- Finn: Really?
- Jake: Yeah! The romance stopped my fever... the suspense cured my headache... and everything else cured everything else! I'm not sick, I'm not sick!
- Finn: Ha ha! Neat. [coughs and layes his head on his knees]
- Jake: [dancing] Finn, c'mon! Dance the health dance with me.
- Finn: Nah, I'm good. [sneezes]
- Jake: You allergic to my health dance?
- Finn: [lays down] No, I just feel bad.
- Jake: Ohhhhhhh... Finn, did you catch my sick?
- Finn: Ya, I think so....
- Jake: Well, I know just how to make you feel better...blankie... [puts a blanket on Finn]...rubbie... [rubs Finn's head] and best of all, a good story. Once upon a time...
- Finn: [snoring]
- Jake: The end. [turns the lights off]
Episode ends