Squeez-E-Mart is a convenience store in Ooo that Jake formerly frequented for the purchase of Softy Cheese in the episode "Ghost Princess." The store only has one known employee named Tonya. It was at this store that Jake witnessed the death of Clarence, who consumed too much Softy Cheese that it ultimately killed him by bursting his stomach. This forced Jake off the food until he was forced to confront what happened after seeing Clarence once again, with his revelation of killing Ghost Princess in his former life. Before Clarence died in the store, he said, "My life is like a fart," and then exploded. The store also appears in "One Last Job." when the Flying Lettuce Brothers trick Tonya into handing over the store's all of the store's cash to them by mimicking the voice of the Squeez-E-Mart boss on the phone (despite the fact he exited the store shortly before the brothers called Tonya).
The shop looks a lot like a modern-day store, only covered in plants and somewhat run-down. The sold products seem partially damaged. It's possibly a remainder from the pre-Mushroom War times. It has solar energy cells on the roof, a wind turbine beside it, and another turbine built into the side of the building.
- The name is similar to the name of the "Kwik-E-Mart" from the TV show "The Simpsons."
- Plastic grocery bags with the name "Squeez-E-Mart" on them appear in "Gotcha!" and "Ignition Point."