Squeez-E-Mart is a convenience store in Ooo that Jake formerly frequented for the purchase of Softy Cheese. However, it was there where he witnessed the suicide of Clarence, who ate too much soft cheese that it ultimately killed him, forcing Jake off the food until he was forced to confront what happened when seeing Clarence once again with his revelation of killing Ghost Princess in life. Before he died in the store, he said, looking hungover, "My life is a..." it should have been "My life is like a fart", but exploded. The shop looks a lot like a modern-day store, only covered in plants and run-down a bit. The sold products seem partially damaged. It's possibly a remainder from the pre-Mushroom War times. It has solar energy cells on the roof, a wind turbine beside it, and another turbine built into the side of the building.


  • The name is close to the name of the "Kwik-E-Mart" from the TV show "The Simpsons."


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