This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Skyhooks II" from season 9, which aired on April 27, 2017[1].
Finn
Lumpy Space Princess
Ice King
Betty Grof
Jake
Princess Bubblegum
Flame Princess
Slime Princess
Wildberry Princess
Hot Dog Princess
Breakfast Princess
Turtle Princess
Patience St. Pim
Marceline
Lady Rainicorn
Gunter
Fern
Lemongrab
BMO
Neptr
Shelby
Tree Trunks
Mr. Pig
Sweet P
Mr. Fox
Mrs. Cow
Snow Golem
Party Bears
Party Pat
Raccoon
Elder Plops
Normal Man
Forest Wizard
Stag
Science Cat
Huntress Wizard
James Baxter
T.V.
Jake Jr.
Bronwyn
Peppermint Butler
Toronto
Woobeewoo Elder
Flame People
Candy People
Mr. Cupcake
Starchy
Banana Guards
Candy Cane Guy
Chet
Marshmallow Kids
Crunchy --> Chicle
Manfried --> Lolly
Punch Bowl --> Gumbald
Prismo (cameo)
Cosmic Owl (cameo)
Me-Mow (cameo)
Wyatt (cameo)
Lumpy Space People (flashback)
Lumpy Space King (no lines)
Lumpy Space Queen
Michael
Snail
Transcript[]
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Give me them jewels, Finn.We're out of time.
[ Cackles ]
Now, let's grab LSP and getthe buns out of here.
Huh!
[ Laughs ]
♪ Let me hear you whisper ♪
Aah!
You left my friend Finn down there.
I'm sorry, but we don't need him anymore.
But don't worry,I've got a new plan.
A plan where nothing that happens here matters.
Okay, but we should turn back still.
Finn loves me.
He sees me as, like,a handsome older brother.
Mm, no.I'm doing the right thing.
Can't go around it,got to go through it.
- Candy People (offscreen): ♪ That you love me, too ♪
- [Cut to Finn getting surrounded by the candy people]
- FinnUh, guys? Getting a little too close.
♪ Keep the love‐light glowing ♪Uh... uh.
♪ In your eyes so true ♪
♪ Let me call you sweetheart ♪[ Screams ]
Finn, it's me,I'm saving your tight butt!
[ Grunts ]Whoop!
- Princess Bubblegum: Don't. worry, my children.
- Princess Bubblegum: I will send my joy out unto all of them.
- Princess Bubblegum: "Bonbon ballad".
- Princess Bubblegum: ♪ Underneath the mountain ♪
- Princess Bubblegum: ♪ Overlook the sea ♪
- Princess Bubblegum: ♪ I find my sweet friends waiting ♪
- Princess Bubblegum: ♪ And bring them close to me ♪
- Princess Bubblegum and Marshmaline: ♪ La‐da‐da‐da, la‐da‐da ♪
♪ La‐da‐da‐da,la‐da‐da ♪
Lumpy Space Princess,
you were buried in candy and it didn’t change you at all.
Why doesn't this elemental stuff affect you?
I'm a tough tranch!
People don't tell me what to do,
I tell them what to do!
Okay, but it has to be more than that.
Like, you're not from around Ooo, not really.
Maybe you're not made of the same stuff as us.
Hmm.
Lumps! Lumps are the subspace molecular lattice
that binds together the scientific and magical
forces of Ooo ‐‐more powerful than
any one element,it's the force that
orders reality into its true shape.
And, LSP, this part is very,very important ‐‐
Grrr!No more learning!
[ Car horn beeps ]
Hey, Michael!Let's get married.
Wait, what?
Michael.
LSP, This is important.
I think they were trying to tell you ‐‐
you're the anti‐elemental.
Fire, Ice, Candy, Slime and...
Lumps![ Gasps ]
[ Hums ]
Huh?
I must have dozed off...
and bound myself.
Ouch!
[ Clears throat ]
People say you shouldn’t live in the past!
But I say, "Why not?"
I love it.
This book is strange,
but when you puzzle it out,
it's mostly all charges and frequencies.
Instead of fixing Ooo,
I can use these jewels to make a portal
to take me back in time and find Simon
before he discovers the crown.
Uh‐huh.
This time I won’t let him put it on.
I'll drop it in a volcano before that happens.
Things will be back to being just me and Simon,
and you won't exist!
Mm‐hm, mm‐hm.
No more Ice King,no more magic Betty ‐‐
maybe I can even stop the Mushroom War!
[ Laughs ]
Cool.Now where do I come in?
You're not listening.
My wonderful Simon will never become this sad,
pathetic creature strewn before me.
Wait, what?
I thought I could do it,but I can't.
Being with you is like looking at my old life
through a funhouse mirror.
[ Laughs ]It's driving me mad.
Goodbye, Ice King.
[ Machine whirs ]
Okay, I think this is a pretty good breakdown
of your components.
We just need to figure out a way
to tap into your pureanti‐elemental essence, LSP.
[ Sighs ] Don't tell mewhat to do, Finn.
Yeah, like that.
Pb is undiluted sweetness now,
and Slime Princess has never been slimier.
I think you might need to be the most you that you've ever been.
You just have to believe in yourself.
I do believe myself.
I'm a blossoming debutanteon the war path.
Wenk!
Ahhhhh!
Wenk!
Wenk! Wenk‐wenk! Wenk, wenk,wenk, wenk.
[ Purrs ]See?
It's working.
Ugh!You okay?
Just relax, you'll be obliterated soon.
Really? Lady, this Simon sounds cool, but I'm Ice King.
I, uh, I guessI'm a special person
and I am worthy of respect.
Just ‐‐ shh!It'll be over in a second.
Can you turn this off and we can talk, maybe?
Nertz.
Huh.
- [Cut to Princess Bubblegum still singing Bonbon Ballad]
- Princess Bubblegum: ♪ Underneath the prairie
- [The Ice Kingdom is being turned into candy. The ice dome is melting]
- Princess Bubblegum: Over sugar springs
- [Cut to the inside of the dome]
- Princess Bubblegum (in the distance): We'll sing our song forever
- [The Snow Golem turns around]
- Princess Bubblegum (in the distance): This candy chorus rings
- [The Snow Golem gets turned into candy by the song. His head is a caramel apple with a lollipop stick sticking out the bottom, his wreath is a bunch of candy canes, his torso is a pink jellybean with an unknown substance squirted on it’s chest, and his arms are covered in green candy wrappers. The Snow Golem smiles, and looks relieved.]
- Princess Bubblegum (in the distance): La‐da‐da‐da, la‐da‐da ♪
Boy, did I fail deep.
Well, maybe I'll try again inanother 1,000 years.
I'm not sticking around to seehow this ends.
Mr. Fox, please roll me someplace safe.
Oh, oh, wow. Okay.
[ Grunts ]
♪ Overlook the valley ♪
♪ Under honeymoon ♪
What if?Oh!
We're running out of time.
I am.Glob!
Ding‐dong.
It's me, classic Ice King!
Si‐men!
I didn't like being ditched earlier,
but if you and Betty are cool now,
you can help us figure out how to use LSP's power.
Wait, where's Betty?
Who?
Here, I bet this thing can help you.
[ Gasps ] It's Gunter!Hey, Gunter! Come here, boy.
Okay, fair.
Hey, LSP, now that we've got the Enchiridion,
maybe we can study it for a way to figu‐‐
No more studying!
All day long you've been telling me what to do.
I already saved your life,so quit telling me what to do.
Huh?
What's happening?
The jewels.
Oh!What if your force of will
is influencing and attracting elemental magic.
You mean these jewels love me
more than they love those dumb‐dumbs?
[ Laughs ]
Wenk! Wenk! Wenk!And you!
Clam your face, you noid!
Clam your face, you noid!
Okay.
Wenk!
My boy!
You bossed him back to normal.Don't stop.
Uh, I don't think I can.The jelly is out of the tube.
♪ Underneath the mountain ♪
♪ Overlook the sea ♪
♪ I find my sweet friends waiting ♪
♪ And bring them close to me ♪
Mama, Papa!
♪ Close to me ♪
Excuse me.
Whoop!
Oh, blessings, what a trip.
Hey, Slime Princess.
Oh! Hello, Jake.
Uh, did you recently get a haircut?
Unnnh. Lumps.
Oh, LSP.
Please be careful with yourself.
Ha‐ha, fine, I guess.
Yeah, that's all of them!
[ Groans ]
LSP!
[ Weakly ]I'm a hero.
Whoops.
You did it.
She did it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uh, I'd like to date you, LSP.
Thank you, Starchy.
[ Coughing ]
Wait, where ‐‐Up here.
[ Clicks tongue ]You really donked up.
Finn?Jake?
Finn!
Oh, my gosh!
Come here.
What?Over here.
Hey, buddy.
Jake? Are you okay?
Yeah...[ Chuckles ]
You know, everything looks different after a long trip.
You and I can fix whatever this is together, whenever.
Fix what now?
I was really scared when you left.
You're my best brother.
I love you. [[Category:Transcripts]