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Revision as of 13:51, 4 July 2013
This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Simon & Marcy" from season 5, which aired on March 25, 2013.
Marceline's house
Transcript
Finn: (Finn jumps sidewards) Hm! (Marceline runs ahead) Whoa!
Ice King: Marceline! Marceline! I'm open, I'm wide open! Marceline, I've got ups! Check out my ups!
Marceline: Uh! Nope! Ha-ha, too slow!
Jake: Whoa! (Marceline does a slam dunk)
Ice King: Ha-ha! Yeah, alright! Good game, good game! Take 5! (He starts to dribble but the ball bounces away) I'll get us all a bunch of little waters.
Finn: (Is dribbling the ball) Marceline, why did you ask ancient chumps to play basketball?
Jake: Yeah!
Marceline: (She sighs deeply.) Well, he's very dear to my heart. I love him.
Jake: What you are talking about, Marceline?
Marceline: We've been around for a long time, we have a long history together. It's... it's a long story.
Finn: Lay it on us!
Jake: Yeah, lay it out, Marcy!
Ice King: Yeah! Lay down, Marceline, go to sleep! Right? What are we talking about?
Marceline: Alright, I suppose it's about time I told someone this story.
[ON THIS DAY 996 YEARS AGO]
Simon: Huh.
Marcy: Hmmmmmm...
Simon: (He stops at a deserted mailbox) Ha-ha! Might be something in here, Marceline!
Marcy: (Laughing) E-e-ewww! It's a dead rat!
Simon: Hey! Yeah, so it is, looks like we've got a cute new traveling buddy.
Marcy: Ewww, noooooooo!!
Simon: (Giggling a bit) It's kinda cute... (He closes the mailbox chute and continues walking with Marceline.)
Simon: (Points to a VHS tape on the ground) Hey, check it out, it's a VHS tape. You wanna watch a movie?
Marcy: Yeah!
(They both stare at the tape for a while.)
Simon: ...Man, this is a boring movie.
(Marcy giggles.)
Simon: I like the book much better! (He throws the tape behind him and they both laugh.)
Marcy: You're so silly, Simon!
Simon: He-he-he, yeah, I suppose so... Huh?
(A rustling noise is heard in the bushes..)
Marcy: What is that?
Simon: I'm not sure, but it's coming our way. Come on. (They run over to a car.) Marcy, you stay in the car. I'll be right back.
Marcy: Simon! (pulls on his beard)
Simon: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Marcy: You're not going to put it on, are you?
Simon: I have to. To protect us.
Marcy: But you're gonna act weird again!
Simon: Don't worry, I can control it better now.
Marcy: (Cringes) Mmm...
Simon: It's okay! B.R.B. (He kisses Marcy on the forehead. He pulls his head out of the window. The object rustling in the woods comes closer.) Oh, boy. Here it comes. Oh, bread balls. Oh, bread balls! OH, BREAD BALLS! (puts on his crown. His nose and hair and beard grow., starts laughing maniacally) I call upon the power of ice and snow!! Ice winds, blow!!! (Icy cold wind shoots at a deer which flies out of the bushes and lands perfectly on its feet. It looks around confused.) Rragh! YOU WILL NO LONGER TERRIFY A 47-YEAR-OLD MAN AND A 7-YEAR-OLD GIRL! (Zaps ice at the deer. A ball forms around the deer. It becomes frozen. Marcy gasps. Simon continues laughing.)
Marcy: (gets out of the car) Simon, stop! It's frozen!
Simon: Not now, Gunther, I'm doing big people things.Come play in the snow, build me a snowman. (Sprinkles some snow on Marcy.)
Marcy: Bleh! (Simon continues zapping the deer. The ball becomes frozen with the deer inside it. Marcy gasps. She creates a snowball and throws it at Simon's crown.)
Simon: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-- Huh? (The crown falls off and he suddenly hits the ground on his head. Marcy rushes over.)
Marcy: Simon! Simon, are you okay?!
Simon: Uh...uh...yeah.
Marcy: You're getting worse, Simon. Your hair and your nose are longer, and you started to hover in the air!
Simon: Oh, yeah. Did I look pretty...FLY?! (starts to laugh)
Marcy: What are you talking about? You're scaring me.
Simon: (continues laughing. His hair and nose grow back to normal.) I'm sorry. Did I say something?
Marcy: Simon, promise me you won't put it on again.
Simon: (looks down) OK. I promise.
Marcy: What is that thing?
Simon: It's a deer.
(Simon and Marcy walk over to the frozen deer. The looks around and breathes heavily two times)
Marcy: If there are deers in the forest, do you think there are other things?
Simon: (eyes widen) I don't know. (cuts to Simon and Marcy roasting food) Hm... (whistles a tune. He sets a broken television upright) Uhh! This is gonna be good. It's gonna be worth it. (crouches behind the T.V.) Use the remote to turn on the T.V. (throws a soda can to Marcy)
(Marcy makes a clicking sound and pretends to hit the remote's ON button on the soda can)
Simon: (sings the piano intro to Cheers theme song) (Singing) ♪ Making your way in the world today, takes everything you got. ♪
Marcy: (looks confused)
Simon: ♪ Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name! ♪
Marcy: What is this?
Simon: Filmed before a live studio audience. (makes a squeaking noise) Norm!
Marcy: Mute.
(Simon moves his mouth without talking)
Marcy: (laughs and then starts coughing)
Simon: (looks at Marcy) Marcy...? (puts his hand on Marcy's forehead. He gasps.) Oh, no... Uh, you're fine. Just a bit warm, but you should get some sleep. (Marcy is snoring)
[Morning]
(Marcy coughs which wakes up Simon)
Marcy: Hey! Good morning! I made you breakfast! It's mostly pine needles and deer guts.
Simon: (lowering his voice) Oh, you're even worse. (Normal voice) I mean, don't freak out or anything, but we need to get you some... chicken soup! (packs up the sleeping bag) There you go. (to Marcy) There must've been a soupery in that town, but I don't want you walking all... (spots a motorcycle) ...that way. (both are on the motorcycle) Okay. You ready for a motorbike ride?
Marcy: Mmm-hmm.
(Motorbike sounds)
Simon: Okay, now we're talking. (pants) Just needs a little love-- (loses grip from the motorbike because he goes to fast)
Marcy: AAH!
Simon: WOWZERS! (tries to catch it as it goes away but it hits a wall)
Simon: Okay, let's try something else.
(Marcy is seen riding a computer chair while Simon's pushing it)
Simon: Hey, Marcy, I wrote a song for you. (sings The Soup Hunting Song)
Marcy: (laughs) Your songs are sooo good.
Simon: Here we go! (tries to open the door) Aw, it's locked. (throws the chair into the window) Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
Marcy: Okay.
Simon: Oh, everything's gone... except for these greeting cards. (looks at the card. It says, "HEY OLD MAN..." He turns the page. "...Have a "soup-er" "broth"-day! ("birthday")Aw... Marcy: Simon, look! (points at the security mirror)
(Simon looks at the security mirror; there is someting at the other aisle)
Simon: (gets down then gasps) What is that thing? This-This is bad.
(scene is at the crown)
Marcy: No.
Simon: I have to protect us.
Marcy: No!
(The mutant hears this then it goes toward Simon and Marcy)
Simon: I have to.
Marcy: No, don't put it on!
Simon: Marcy, stay back! (knocks mutant out with the crown. He presses on the mutant then green goo comes out)
Simon/Marcy: Aah!
Simon: We're getting out of here!
(Scene switches. Simon and Marcy are walking through a large concrete storm-drain)
Marcy: (steps on a remote) Oops.
Simon: Hey, little lady, what about a ride on an old man's back?
Marcy: I can walk. I'm not a child, Simon.
Simon: Look, sweetie, someday you'll be too big to hold. I'm as old as garlic balls, and if someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Take it when you can get it. (Carries Marcy then she sneezes on his face and laughs)
Simon: Gross. (wipes it away) You're gross.
Marcy: You're gross, Simon.
Simon: We're both gross, darling. (Gasps then sees something at the top of the bridge, then walks near the bridge) A food truck! Might be chicken soup inside there. (He climbs to the top of the bridge)
Alright, now to get some chicken soup inside you--
(inside it there are clams)
Clams?
(closes one door of the truck to see what name it is)
The Clambulance?! No, I need chicken! Marceline, cover your ears! MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER! (starts kicking the door of the truck while saying this, then a mutant appears under the truck and grabs Simon's leg)
Simon/Marcy: (gasps, then Simon kicks the mutant away then a mutant came out hiding at the Clambulance)
Simon: (Frightened) Mother, Mother! (Simon shuts the door; he starts pushing it off the bridge) (Straining) Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother...! (it falls and it repeatedly says "Clambulance" while the sirens make some noise, then from another bridge mutants hear it and begin to chase them)
Marcy: What are we gonna do, Simon?
Simon: We're gonna run! (runs and jumps to a tree with pink substance; they stick to it)
Marcy: Whoa!
Simon:Come on, come on, come on!!
(They fall down but the bag is stuck to the tree. They still run while being chased by mutants, then a mutant came close to them.)
Simon: Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama mia!
(he hits the mutant with a pillow.)
(They run to a dark alley, then they are at a dead end)
Marcy: Our butts are grass, right?
(Simon puts Marcy in the car)
Simon: Not yet.
Marcy: Don't leave me here Simon! I can fight!
(Pats bicep)
Simon: I'm sorry Marcy.
Marcy: Simon!
(Simon closes the car door)
Simon:You have to keep it together Simon... for her.
Marcy: Simon you promised.
Simon: (Simon puts on the crown, as he does he starts singing the theme song from Cheers)
♪ Makin' your way in the world today takes everything you've got! ♪
(Blasts mutants with snow across the alleyway)
♪ Taking a break from all your worries SURE WOULD HELP A LOT!! WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO GET AWAY! Where everybody knows your name. Where everybody... ♪
(Simon smacks the crown off his head, and sees a can of chicken soup and a pocketknife fall from the pink substance. He runs to it to take it, but then notices it has a face, but he quickly runs back to the car to give Marceline the soup)
Simon: Marcy! Look i-i found chicken soup! Your gonna feel awesome in a moment.
Marcy: I'm just glad (gulp) you're ok.
Simon: Do you feel awesome? (Marcy nods her head)
Marcy: I love you Simon.
Simon: I love you... Gunther.
[996 years later]
Jake: Pretty heavy
Finn: Woah mama
Ice King: Woah, so what happens next? How does it end?
Marceline: Well, little Marcy felt a lot better. And she and Simon lived happily ever after. (Passes the ball to Ice King and smiles at him)
Ice King: Aww, that's nice. (whispers) Marceline, you keep telling these chump stories while I score a bunch of baskets.
Marceline: (chuckles) Okay.
Ice King: Yeah, yeah! (Ice King shouts while he dribbles basketball in and out of the hoop, while the three are smiling at him. Finn puts one of his hands on Jake's shoulder.)
(The episode ends.)