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Season 1[]
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Stand back, everyone. This style of massage is called "Best Friend Massage" because it can only be done for friends. It is completely consensual. |
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Ricardio at your service. I've been waiting all evening to meet you, Princess. I've heard you appreciate ancient technology. Have you ever used a belbaflonic laser to align the hybernautilus rift in the boobatron plasmordial formation? |
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Now that my plan is nearly complete, there is no way you can stop me. |
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You were right all along, Finn! |
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I'm gonna smooch that heart. IT WILL BE MY BRIDE! |
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I'll rip out Princess Bubblegum's heart and make out with it. |
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Season 4[]
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What do you see in those two? A boy and a dog. You deserve more mature companionship. |
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You see, I thought I only wanted your heart, but I was wrong. I was unfair to you. I want the full package. |
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All for you, Princess! Now marvel at these powerful, articulate limbs! |
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Now, my darling, we can finally be united as man and wife. |
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I just wanted to impress you! |
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