Finn: (Laughs) Ahhh... YEAH!!! (Busts through door and lands on a bridge.)
Jake: (Entering) Heh heh. (Deep voice) Aw, yeah. (Chuckles)
Finn: Jake, get ready for a slap in the jowls. (Slaps Jake's nose; Jake does a snorting laugh) Seriously, though... get ready... for a day filled with adventure!
Jake: Whoa, really?!
Finn: Yeah, man!! (He slaps Jake's nose again, making him snort and laugh again) I wrote on my arm this to-do list of cool junk. (The clouds begin to get darker and bigger) Number one: back flip off this bridge and do the splits. Number two: track down and slay a goblin horde. Number three... storm clouds?
Jake: (Examining) Hmmm... (Knives fall from the clouds and Jake gasps.) Finn... it's a knife storm!! (Finn slaps Jake's nose yet again) It's raining knives, man! Come on! (Exits)
Finn: I've never seen a knife storm before... It's beautiful.
(Knives begin falling near Finn; Jake pulls Finn inside before knives can fall on him.)
Jake: Looks like we're stayin' in today, kid.
Finn: Well, what're we gonna do?
BMO: Who wants to play video games??
Finn and Jake: BMO!!
Jake: What's on the menu, BMO?
BMO: I've created a new game called Conversation Parade.
Finn: Hah! Alright!
Jake: Start it up, BMO!
BMO: (singing) What do you think about the stars in the sky?
Finn: 'S okay, I guess.
Jake: Yeah, they're cool.
BMO: That is an interesting response! Battery low... Shut doooowwwwn...
Finn: Booooo.
Jake: BMO, that was weak.
Finn: What now?
Jake: Ooh, ooh! Dude, I know somethin' totally rockin' we can do!
Finn: Whoa! What?!
Jake: Let's use our imaginations, man!
Finn: Barf that! Imagination is for turbo nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is! I'm a kick-butt reality master!! I would rather die than be imaginative. I mean that.
Jake: Eh. Your loss. (Beat) AAAH!!! LAVA!! Lava all around us!! (Panicking and jumping around) Lava on the floor!
Finn: Shut up, man...
Jake: SERIOUSLY, MAN! There must be an enchantment on the house or somethin'!
Finn: I'm not playing you child-style games, guy. Watch and learn as I master... reality. (Moves his foot nearer and nearer to the floor)
Jake: NOOOOO!!
Finn: (Places foot on floor; it suddenly catches fire) AAAAH!!! (Putting fire out) Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Jake! What the hey-hey?!
Jake: I was just playin' around with my imagination... (In Jake's view, everything is on fire and lava is on the floor) ...and then everything got intense.
Finn: It's like... whatever you imagine becomes real... That's bananas!
Jake: (To himself) Don't imagine blowin' apart my own brain... Don't imagine my eyeballs coming alive and flying around with rocket packs...
Finn: Dude! Imagine that BMO invented a better video game, and that he has new batteries.
(Everything in the room begins to melt.)
Finn and Jake: WHOA!
Finn: But first, stop imagining lava!
Jake: I can't! My imagination's too amazing!
Finn: Imagine turning your imagination off!
Jake: I can't, dude... but I think I can imagine an imagination turning-off machine... that is upstairs, surrounded by a crud-load of traps, ghosts, monsters, and poison fountains, and... and... girls. Cute girls, and hamsters.
Finn: Can't you make it easier to get to that machine?
Jake: You can't hold this baby back! That's bad parenting, mamma!
Finn: Then it's up to me to take your imagination downtown! Let's go to the den and suit up!
Jake: Neat! (Finn and he enter the den) Grab that missile.
Finn: Okay.
Jake: And... get that cosmic gauntlet.
Finn: Nah. There's a better one over by the desk. Ah! UNH! (Finn leaps into an invisible wall.) What did I just hit?!
Jake: I'm imagining a wall. You can just go around it.
Finn: Really? That's it? There isn't any invisible, angry troll or anything?
Jake: Oh, there's one now. (Troll roars) Look out!
Finn: Aah! I can feel it on my foot! (They stumble over, and Finn's shoe seemingly floats in midair.) I'll kill you, troll! Yah! Yah! Yah, yah, yah, yah!
Jake: You're kickin' too high! He's shorter than you!
Finn: Yah, yah! (Finn's blows finally start to land.)
Jake: Alright! You're gettin' him, man! (Finn continues attacking) Uh-oh. Now you're uppercutting his family. (Finn kicks in the air and a scream is heard.) Heh heh heh heh heh! You just kicked his wife in the face! (Troll wife yells incomprehensibly.) She's comin' back for revenge.
Finn: Cram this! We gotta book it to your imagination machine! Yah!
(Finn leaps out the window into the knife storm.)
Jake: THE KNIFE STORM, REMEMBER?!?! (Finn frantically pulls himself and Jake up to the attic. They rest and pant heavily.) Oh, boy... Ooh... Finn, I found some candy. (Eats some) It tastes like banana candy, man. (Sips drink) Here, man. Try some.
(Finn eats some candy.)
Finn: (Standing up) Okay. Try to imagine some kind of steel umbrella over the bridge so... we don't get knifed.
Jake: Okay! (Does it) It is done.
Finn: (Walks out cautiously) Haha! Ha! Hey, you did it, man!
Riddle Master: Hold, voyagers. To pass this bridge, you must first pass the Test of the Riddle.
Finn: (To Jake) An imaginary riddle master?
(Jake laughs sillily.)
Finn: (Sighs) Ask me your riddle, Riddle Master. I accept your test.
Riddle Master: Then brace yourself, fool, for this riddle comes from a mysterious, far-away land.
Finn: (Ready) LAY IT ON ME!!
Riddle Master: Yes, um... The riddle, uh... It... cometh... uh...
Jake: I can't imagine a riddle.
Finn: Dude, just make it super easy.
Riddle Master: THE RIDDLE COMETH! Tell me, voyager. What is simple, and yet also... a riddle?
Finn: Man, that riddle sucks.
Riddle Master: THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER!! The penalty is... DEATH BY SNAKES!!
Finn: YEAH, RIGHT! I'VE GOT A MISSILE!!
(Finn launches it and it explodes on the other side of the bridge. Finn and Jake scream in pain.)
Jake: You exploded the snakes right at us!!
Finn: I can feel them all over my face! Imaginary poison coursing through my veins!!
Jake: I'm sorry, brother! I'm so sorry!
Finn: Let's just get to your imagination machine and we'll be okay!!
Jake: AAH! A big bowl of baby elephants, chainsaws, and doo-doo's flyin' towards us!! JUMP, DUDE!! (Finn evades the obstacle.) Here comes a soul-eater! Snap its neck! (Finn jumps up and does so. A weapon is heard charging up. Jake gasps.) The Bazooka Goblin has you in its sights!
Finn: Hey! Don't shoot us with that bazooka!
(Bazooka Goblin laughs.)
Finn: Don't you do it...
(Bazooka Goblin continues laughing.)
Finn: DON'T DO IT, MAN!!!
Bazooka Goblin: Hee... heehee... hee... Okay.
Jake: YEAH!
Finn: AW, YEAH!
(Finn and Jake laugh and do a celebratory fist bump.)
Finn: Alright, use your powers or something. This poison is about to kill me.
Jake: Alright. Goin' up. My imagination turning-off machine is left of the bed.
Finn: Is it clear?
Jake: Yeah, I mean there's a bunch of cute girls... but they shouldn't bother you.
(Finn fidgets around and mumbles to himself ("Ah... where, ah... Where is this, I ca—Ah... man.") before finding the machine.)
Finn: Oh! I found the shut-off lever!
Jake: Cool, man! (Invisible girl giggles.) Dang, girl. If you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd want to have your baby. (Another girl giggles.) What're you laughin' at?
Finn: Alright. I'm gonna turn it off. (Finn is suddenly hit by an invisible force.) UNH!! You said it was clear of danger!!
Jake: Dude... I can't see anything... I must've imagined... an invisible monster!!
Finn: What?! Well, how do I kill it?! (Finn gets beaten down.)
Jake: I'm comin', buddy! Alright, Invisibo. Eat a piece of this! (Punches it) Hurry, Finn! Get to the lever!
Finn: Okay! I'm doin' iiiit!! (Finn pulls the lever; Jake falls down; Finn's wounds are healed.) Aw, yeah! The imaginary poison is gone, Jake! Jake? (Jake groans.) Hey, come on. Wake up, man.
(Finn pats Jake a few times.)
Jake: (Completely regular tone) Hello, Finn. I am awake and healthy.
Finn: Jake... what happened to your bombastic personality?
Jake: I do not know what you mean. I am perfectly bombastic.
Finn: Nah, man, nah. Somethin's wrong. Tell me something amazing!
Jake: But Finn, I cannot tell you something amazing as there is nothing amazing happening around us that I could describe for you.
Finn: Ah, see, man, you suck now! Crap, it's your imagination. You need that thing. (Sighs) (Jake reaches for his viola and plays a continuous G♮) Jake... Stop it, man. You're just playing one continuous note.
Jake: One note is all that is needed.
Finn: (Scoffs) I'm gonna turn your imagination back on. (Fidgets around and mumbles to self) Jake! Your imagination on-off switch has vanished!
Jake: True. Doth thou not remember shutting down mine imagination?
Finn: I remembereth.
Jake: I am happy that my imagination is gone. It was purposeless.
Finn: No! It was the opposite of that stuff. I know this now... (Saddened) ...only too late. Okay, man. I'm gonna try to imagine an imagination back-on switch for you, and so you know, if there's anything dainty inside my imagination, I'm gonna be mad. Imagination... go... (Finn appears in his imagination land.) What the stuff? Well... this isn't so bad. (Imagination back-on machine appears) Nothing lame, at least. Hey! And there's Jake's imagination switch!
(Suddenly, the Lyre Player enters dancing and singing the Imagination Song.)
Finn: (Disappointed) Cram. Oh! Maybe I can try imagining something. (He imagines a penguin, and a bowl of spaghetti. The Lyre Player trips over the former and lands in the latter; Finn laughs.) Now for that switch.
Bellamy Bug: (Entering) Good morrow, sir! My name is Bellamy Bug! Would you care for a crotchet doily my daughter made? She imbued it with her tears. You see, she recently broke up with a gentle dandy.
Finn: No! How'd you get in my Imagination Land?!
Bellamy Bug: (Giggles) I don't know, my young fellow! You tell me. Perhaps I represent your secret desire to be civilized!
Finn: REPRESENT THIS! (Smacks Bellamy) And this. (Imagines two arms protruding out of Bellamy (one cephalopodic and one robotic) which both punch him.)
Bellamy: Oh! I say! Oh! Ah! Ouch! Ah!
(Penguins take Bellamy away.)
Finn: Haha... Penguins... Hahahaha! Heh, alright. (Runs over to the machine) I hope this works, Jake! (Pulls lever; Jake's imagination returns.) Haha, yeah! (A fairy comes near the machine giggling.) Hey! Get away from that! Don't push that hyper drive button! (The fairy does.)
Jake: (Jake's head grows rapidly) Aaaah!! I can imagine EVERYTHING!!!
Finn: (Frustrated sigh) Take a hike, fairy! Normal style! (Pushes "NORMAL STYLE" button)
Jake: (Head shrinks) Aw, man... I imagined my mom naked! (Finn appears next to him.) Yugh!
Finn: You okay?
Jake: I think so. Lemme check. Mmmm... Yup. She's clothed now. And hey, man! It's clear out now! We can go on an adventure!
Finn: I don't know, dude. I think we got all the adventure we need right here... (Thinking) with... lava on the floor!
Jake: Huh?! (Body starts melting) AAH! AAH! MY LEGS ARE MELTING! Just kidding. (Chuckles and reforms his body.)
Finn: Hahahaha! Good dog. (He pets Jake, and the episode ends.)