Lumpy Space Princess/Quotes

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Season 1

“	It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy on account of my bite. It's just like um... you know... werewolf rules.	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	WHATEVERS 2009!	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	First you should check out my house. It's, like, kinda lame but way less lame than, like, your house.	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	I said, "Lump off," Mom!	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	I lumping hate them!	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	I'm really, really sorry, Finn, but I can't help you because my parents are horrible idiots.	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	Hey! This is hard for me, too! I mean, I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad, (sniff) so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride.	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	The guys who use the antidote up here are notorious for being... smooth posers.	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	Buuuuumps!	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying! And you're supposed to be my friend! Not like the fake ones I have here!	”
—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

“	I'm bored. And I'm not having any fun!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	That wasn't fun. That was lame!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	Oh, yeah, I'm havin' a fun time.	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	I want surgery to make my body hot.	”
—"His Hero"

“	Oh, yeah! This body's HOT! I feel POWERFUL!	”
—"His Hero"

Season 2

“	I totally saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and I wasn't invited!? I was all, "What the lump?" so I'm crashing this party.	”
—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

“	Oh, my Glob, you guys, drama bomb!	”
—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

“	I can be smooth. (Grunts) Finn, punch out my lumps. I can be whatever he wants, I can change.	”
—"Loyalty to the King"

“	Get away from my camp. I'll cut you!	”
—"To Cut a Woman's Hair"

“	Oh, my Glob. What the stuff are you doing?	”
—"To Cut a Woman's Hair"

“	Well, if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it. WHERE'S MY RING?	”
—"To Cut a Woman's Hair"

“	Get in touch with your feelings, babe!	”
—"To Cut a Woman's Hair"

“	Princess Bubblegums's in my seat (growls)	”
—"Video Makers"

“	Oh, my Glob Melissa, ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, but, like, I can't say that junk to her face.	”
—"Heat Signature"

“	I'm doing so awesome on my own. Like, right now, I found this can of beans.	”
—"Heat Signature"

“	Melissa, I have to go, they got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go!	”
—"Heat Signature"

“	MAH BEANS!	”
—"Heat Signature"

Season 3

“	Not yet, Cinnamon Bun!	”
—"Conquest of Cuteness"

“	No way. First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, then I'm gonna fall out of love. And then I'm gonna totally fake die, of a fake heart attack! Oh my heart! My heart hurts because I fell out of love! And now i have to die! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!	”
—"Conquest of Cuteness"

“	One last kiss...before dying, my love.	”
—"Conquest of Cuteness"

“	I'm sorry that you're starving because I ate all of your crops, even though you're all still really fat, and I probably helped you lose some weight.	”
—"The Monster"

“	What the jug?!	”
—"The Monster"

“	Get off, you big doughnut!	”
—"The Creeps"

“	Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with huge money.	”
—"The Creeps"

“	(On learning her mystery name) My name is Duchess Gummibuns!	”
—"The Creeps"

“	I blinked my balls... my eyeballs.	”
—"The Creeps"

“	(LSP screaming loudly, says, "I'm dying"--toilet flushes) Woooooooh! Ugh, gross, ugh! My lumpin' body's all hollow now! I gotta put something in it!	”
—"The Creeps"

“	But where's the food?! What kind of castle is this?! It's like a poor peoples' castle! With no lumpin' waffles for my dump truck!!	”
—"The Creeps"

“	He tried to kiss me on the mouth! And I was like, blah blah!	”
—"The Creeps"

“	"What does it lumping mean?!"	”
—"The Creeps"

“	I'm ready for you now, Brad. Isn't that obvi? I'm so ready.	”
—"The Creeps"

“	GET THE LUMP OUTTA HERE!!	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

“	Oh, nah. I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight.	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

“	MOVE OUTTA MY WAY!!!	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

“	My formula's gonna cure the zombies cause I made the prettiest formula.	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

“	Oh. My. GLOB! Look at those luscious lips! I gotta go lick up the rest of that formula!	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

“	Oh, my Glob! Yes! I'm gonna be so hot! So freakin' hot!	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

“	I know you want this body, but you can't have it! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!	”
—"From Bad to Worse"

Season 4

“	Gotcha!	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	Hey, girl!	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	Oh my Glob! Turtle Princess, I always wanted to write trashy books for ladies. Back up off me, Rickie!	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	...I look fresh to death with my new dress and purse!	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	Looks like I'll have to bust out these cobras to get a better dinner.	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	I guess at the end of the day, it's all about the lumps.	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	Oh, nuh-uh! I am not gonna carry rocks.	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	(Carrying two rocks) My arms weren't meant to carry so many rocks, you guys.	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	Finn has the hottest lumps, but his lumps are on the inside!	”
—"Gotcha!"

“	I had to look in the mirror because I looked so good.	”

Season 5

“	You guys! Somebody stole something from me! Something I can't live without!	”
—"Candy Streets"

“	I've been robbed! I've been robbed!	”
—"Candy Streets"

“	He did! He stole...my heart!	”
—"Candy Streets"

“	Everybody get ready to pay attention to me!	”
—"Apple Wedding

Season 8

“	Clam your face, you noid!	”
—"Skyhooks II"

Unattributed Origin

“

What the lump?!

”

“

Oh, my Glob!

”