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Lards are a unique and enigmatic species found throughout the Land of Ooo.
The physiology of Lards varies based on their environment, but in general their body consists mainly of a large, rounded bulk with only a face and almost no limbs, save for a single stubby nub atop their "head" of unknown function, often covered with sparse hairs. All lards have two beady eyes, a mouth, and a bulbous nose identical in appearance to their head-nub. Despite having no limbs, lards are capable of movement either via rolling or squirming along the ground. Some can even fly or swim.
Though some lards are found to be capable of speech, most citizens of Ooo regard them as little more than common animals, and some Lards are hunted or even raised as livestock for food (or, in the case of Greed Lards, for their treasure).