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Season 1[]
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You know, believe it or not I'm not really a beggar, I'm actually a... MAGIC MAN! |
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—"Freak City" | ||
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You gave me that candy, now I'll do you a favor in return! A magic favor! (singing) A mystical magical favor! For you! |
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—"Freak City" | ||
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Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am. Wazoo! |
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That's right, it is I, the Magic Man! Zap! |
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Why should I? You still act like a hero only so you can get what you want. |
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Oh yes, that's it! You finally learned your lesson! and now I am off to spread my teachings to more sissy do-gooders. You're welcome! |
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Season 4[]
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Hey, friend. Don't be afraid. I'm a gypsy child like you, running wild and crazy! (laughter) Hold on, wow... a falling star. Hm, it's too far though. (He pulls off his cloak and turns the stag into a telescope) MAGIC! You're welcome. |
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—"Sons of Mars" | ||
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I wish I could help you, except I don't! |
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Come on, let's go to my house! Come on, let's go to my house! |
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Yes, that is true! |
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—"Sons of Mars" | ||
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That's where I blow my nose all day! |
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Yes, welcome to my tower of light! Everyone is welcome to share this magic kingdom. Squirrels, black mold, worms, poison ivy, Tiny Manticore! |
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Memories drift in and out of my mind, and the little people get left behind, so whatever! |
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I win again, just like always! |
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Season 5[]
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Do what thoust will be the whole piece of law. |
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...I'm not coming back. |
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It's got my germs, so it's mine now. |
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When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown, the only way forward is down. Then you'll see, the wetter, the better. |
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You try and come up with something on the spot! It's hard! |
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Season 6[]
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Smooth and gray as far as you can see. No life grows in me. Nothing to weed, nothing to seed. Pure and perfect like the marble floors of a bank. You slide with no obstacles, forever blank. |
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