Kill Me a Candy is a book read by Root Beer Guy in the episode "Root Beer Guy." It is apparently some sort of mystery book.
Appearance[]
It is a dark blue book and on the cover are some trees attacking a caramel. It says "A Detective Cruller Mystery" on the spine. At the back it says "Who killed the world's cutest caramel?"
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BMO and Ice King's valise •
Breakfast Porridge •
The Cake •
Danny's boat •
Der Witz Und Seine Beziehung Zum Unter Bewussten •
Device for the Dissolution of Invisible Shields •
Dum Dum Juice •
Elk's Heart •
Finn's Vault •
Green Knight's Axe •
Gumbald's baseball caps •
Gumbald's goblets •
Gunter's puppets •
Invisible Shield •
La Femme du la Mer •
Love Bazooka •
Mechanical horse •
Megaphone •
Memory drive rocket •
Mr. Cream Puff's car •
Night Sword •
The Panzark •
Peanut •
Personal hover-platform •
Power-siphoning belts •
Princess Bubblegum's laser weapon •
Sledgehammers •
Techno-harpoon •
Warren Ampersand's rocket
