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Season 1[]
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What do you want, baby? Why are you crying? |
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Margaret, this baby won't tell me what's wrong with it, and it's stuck to a leaf, and it stinks. |
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You just kissed a boom boom baby, so don't expect any more sugar from me, sweetheart, until we wash your dirty, dirty face. |
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Season 2[]
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Well, that's too bad, kid, because you're gonna hurt everybody. |
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I said hurt everyone that is evil. Let me finish next time. |
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Season 3[]
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Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded holo-message, it's because you finished the dungeon I made for you. I'm proud of you. You're going to do great things in this world. I love you, son. |
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I made you boys something. It's (Jake quickly rewinds message) babies. (rewinds again) the family sword, it's made out of (Jake rewinds message again) babies. |
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Season 6[]
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"Small fire goblin burns down Candy Kingdom forest." |
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Let's say we're out on the street fighting some lowlife. He throws a punch, you zig when you should've zagged, and oops, junior takes a knock to the noodle, comes out with a shiner the size of a grapefruit. |
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These steaks are tough and stringy, like you. |
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