This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Imaginary Resources" from season 8, which aired on January 31, 2017.
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[ Plunk, plunk, plunk, plunk! ]
[ Both laugh ]
[ Pops lips ]
[ Pops lips ]
[ Whirring ]
Smeemo, mo, mo, mo?
Boosan, san, san, san?
Where's all the dirt?
Yeah.
And what are those ball?
The coffins of the future?
Is this whole placea fancy human graveyard?!
What are you doingwith that egg?
I don't know yet.
Hup, hup, hup!
Mmm. Egg in me.
BMO:Dance, baby, dance.
Mama, dance.BMO!
Shake.Chicken...shake.Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh,
yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh,yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh!
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh,yuh, yuh!
I'm your mama.Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh!
Cluck cluck, peck.
Scratch, scratch, baby.Yooch!
♪ Hatch into my heart,yogurt ♪
BMO, we found you!
BMO!
BMO!
[ Pops lips ]
Huh.Bold claim.
Do it.
Both: Whoaaaaaaaaa!
Choose your avatar!Choose your avatar!
Choose your avatar!
Oh, wow. This place isobjectively interesting.
You look crazy.
[ Thud! ][ Grunts ]
Yo, param‐zero yah hit‐box,system dumps!
I corrupted all over the hoodof his datamine.Who's a system dump?!
‐He targeted my booty disk.‐LOL.
‐0011010.‐Whoa.
Rip, those avies are olderthan my "A" drive.
[ Indistinct chatter ]
Get big phone.
Yeah, I'd like to requesta mod, please.
Yeah, there's a coupleof system‐dumps
in the pizza romance RPGmega‐quadrant.
On server eight.
Yeah, WOLFPRUD3, with a 3.
Mm‐hmm.
Yep.Hokay!
Get cup!
Get cups!
Get peas.
Aw, yeah,here comes the mod.
Y'all are in trouble.
BMO! BMO!
♪♪
Ban!
[ All scream ]
Y'all want to see my dance club?
Yeah![ Laughing ] Yeah!
[ Dance music playing ]
‐I love your skin, BMO!‐I want to have your virus!
Thank you.Dance responsibly.
Well, look who it is!
Welcome back to your palace,your majesty.
Hi, Vinny!
Who's Vinny?
I thought I was hereby knownas "Get in heeyah!"
I deserve that.I'm sorry I yelled at you.
I've just been so zip‐zopped‐outover the bip‐bops.
[ Beeping ]
What?Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who let these two system dumpsinto the chat room,
know what I'm saying?!
Yes, I do, Vinny.BRB.
I'm gonna go deep dopemy ping‐pong zilp‐zorch.
What?Vinny,can you hook my friends up
with some BMO brandavies?
[ Singsong voice ]What's the magic password?
Please, Vinny.
You got it, boss!
This super‐skin costs15 million crypto‐coins.
Give it to me, Vinny.
[ Beep ]
I'm beautiful.
BMO?BMO!
Dang it, Vinny!I told you I would BRB!
We still don't knowwhere Susan is.
Have you seen her?
Oh. No.
But that's really easyto search for.
[ Whirring ]
The island chain brain framehas located her
32.7 miles east of here.
Well, this is great.Now we can go find her.
Come along, BMO.
No.
I think I need to stay hereforever.
Ha!Cha cha cha cha cha!
[ Gasps ]
I'm gonna just go yank offhis goggles.
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Growls ]They thought of everything.
But who is "they"?Who's running the show?
[ Wings fluttering ]
[ Computers whirring ]
Humans!
[ Laughs ]Get broadsword.
[ Imitatingelectric guitar ]
[ Slurps ]
[ Electronic music plays ]
So, you really don't wantto come with us?
You sure you don't want meto milk you up
a fresh new style?
No, I'm used to it now.
Why don't you wantto come with us?
I mean,I do want to go with you.
But I am a beautiful,big manhere.
All of my instincts are in syncwith this computer world.
I'm really comfortable here.
Yeah, but it's all fake.
What's real?
Your eyeballs thinkthe sky is blue,
but that's just sun rays
farting apart through the barfof our atmosphere.
The sky is black.
Oh, yeah!Here it comes!
[ Music tempo quickens ]
[ Crowd whooping ]
[ Music stops ]
Ha ha!I'm the best!
[ Sobbing ]
BMO's pretty upset with you.
Why'd you tell himit was me?
You want me to lie to him?
Yes!He's our son!
Get magic staff![ Grunts ]
‐Get katana!‐Get scimitar!
‐You did this!‐I lost my game.
‐Get big phone!‐I'd like to report...
[ Humans groaning ]
Now we're the system dumps!
Yeesh!
Jake, you turnedthe whole thing off?!
I saved the world!
We gotta turn it back on ‐‐not just for the sake
of this depressing off‐shootof my species, but for BMO!
[ Sobbing ]What?
[ Sniffles ]
‐Get battle axe!‐Get saber!
‐Get awl pike!‐Ooh, y'all play violent games.
BMO?BMO, is that you?!
Vinny?
Give me one of your patentedsuper skins
made out of blip bloop cheeseor something.
I can do nothing for youin this reality, Vinny.
No! BMO!
Vinny!
♪♪
Geez Louise!
You really flipped outin here.
Anyone got some sticky tape?
BMO?
I will save you,"A Better Reality."
[ Static crackles ]
Don't worry, BMO.
Daddy's gonna justkiss everything in here,
and that willmake it better.
[ Wings fluttering ]
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Oh.
[ Loud whirring ]
Ha ha ha.Get infinite hot dogs!
[ Laughs ]
Ah!My beautiful avie!
[ Laughter ]
‐We're back!‐Oh, we're back!
Get baseball bat!
Get broadsword!
Get jet pack!
Get bikini babe!
Hey!You don't kiss me.
I kiss you.
They are giving youthis other pod
to take you safelyto the next rad island.
I will be returningto my dance club.
BMO, I'm sorryI smashed up your world.
I smashed it upbecause I love you.
Please don't go.
Well, m‐maybe I could visit.
Oh, Jake, hug me tighter!
Okay!
Of course I won't go!
I would miss you guystoo much.
I tried to make a Finn and Jakein the goggles world,
but they were scary.
I love you, too, BMO.
[ Grunts ]I can't fit!
Are you still carryingthat egg?
Yeah, it feels good.
Get rid of it, man.
I can fit,I just need to ‐‐
[ Chirping ]
[ Laughs ]
Finn, did you see?!
Get in the pod.