This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Frog Seasons: Spring" from season 7 (shorts), which aired on April 9, 2016.
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Transcript[]
- [The Frog Carrying Crown is walking through the desert. The screen pans out to show an exhausted Finn and Jake following close behind.]
- Jake: Dude, how long are we gonna follow this frog?
- Finn: Patience, man. Something's totally gonna happen.
- Jake: Ahhh, so hot!
- Water Nymph: Yo, Finn and Jake! [shows the water nymphs tubing down a river to the right] If you can't take the heat, get off the kitchen! [laughs] Uh, wait. Come tube with us! [laughs].
- Finn: Sorry, water nymphs, we've gotta follow that frog. I just gotta see him put on that crown.
- Jake: What! I thought we were following him back to his treasure hoard.
- Finn: I ain't in it for the money. I'm doing it for the sake of discovery... and the ladies.
- Jake: There's no ladies!
- Water Nymph: [pointing at herself] We're ladies! [laughs]
- Jake: Let's just swim with the water nymphs.
- Finn: Gotta see it.
- Jake: [groans] Hey, you! Frog! Look what you're doing to the boy!
- Finn: [sweating] Uuuggghh
- [The frog looks back at Finn, then turns away and continues walking.]
- Jake: [quietly] Put on the crown. [angrily] Put on that crown!
- Finn: Ugh, be cool Jake. [he takes off his hat, and uses it to tie his hair into a large bun] What if he puts it on and turns into, like, a beautiful wish dragon?
- [The frog lifts the crown above his head. Finn and Jake gasp, but the frog doesn't put the crown on and continues holding it by his side.]
- Jake: THAT'S IT! [he stretches his arms and puts the crown on the frog's head] Ha! There, you've seen it! Now let's- eh, what?
- [The frog starts emitting a rumbling sound]
- Water Nymph: Ah, you've done it now! You know the old saying; You can lead a frog to crown, but you can't... you can't... don't look him in the mouth.
- [The frog expands into a monster form.]
- Jake: You take off that crown!
- [Jake screams as the monster frog approaches, and lifts his gut over them, preparing to crush them.]
- Water Nymph: OHHHHH, he's about to drop a gut! [the frog crushes Finn and Jake with his gut] Dang!
- [The frog picks them up and throws them into his mouth.]
- Jake: [in the stomach] I think it's actually cooler in here.
Minisode Ends