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This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Football" from season 7, which aired on November 6, 2015.

Characters
BMO (Football)
Finn
Jake
Music
None
Locations
Tree Fort
This transcript is incomplete.


Transcript[]

[In the Tree Fort's bathroom, BMO is standing on a stool in front of the mirror and talking to Football.]
BMO: Football, you don't mean that.
Football: I do, BMO. I don't say things I don't mean. You look very smart and very handsome today.
BMO: [blushing] Oh, Football, thank you. I love you so much.
Football: I love you, BMO.
BMO: Ring, ring. [makes phone with hand] Hello? Football? This is BMO.
Football: Oh, hello, BMO. What a wonderful surprise. What's up?
BMO: Oh, nothing. Just wanted to say that I love you.
Football: I love you, too. Goodbye. Click.
BMO: Can I tell you a secret?
Football: Of course, BMO. You can tell me anything.
BMO: I love you.
Football: Oh. [giggles]
BMO: Now you tell me a secret, Football.
Football: I wish I could spend just one day on the other side of the mirror.
BMO: Well, let's switch places for the day.
Football: Oh, BMO, you'd do that for me?
BMO: Yes, Football. Because I love you.
Football: Oh, BMO.
[BMO pushes against the mirror.]
BMO: [grunts]
Football: [straining]
[The stool starts rocking, then stops. BMO and Football stop pushing.]
Football: Oh! [panting] Oh! [laughs]
BMO: [in mirror] See you back here tomorrow, Football. [waves]
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