Evergreen/Transcript

Production code:	TBA
Air date:	January 15, 2014
Credits
Director:	N/A
Story:	N/A
Written & storyboarded by:	Tom Herpich Steve Wolfhard
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This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Evergreen" from season 6, which aired on January 15, 2014.

Characters
Gunter
Evergreen
Chatsberry
Balthus
Slimy D
Magwood

Music
N/A

Locations
TBA

This transcript is incomplete.

Transcript

[The episode begins in a prehistoric setting. Dinosaurs roam a rocky field. The camera pans into Nina running away from Gunter, who is yelling at her.]

Gunter: [laughing] Stop, demon! Get back here, I say! Ha ha, nowhere to run. I, the great and powerful Urgence Evergreen, command you to freeze into a million pieces, and leave young Gunter alone!

[Gunter points at Nina, expecting her to freeze. Nina turns her head and meows much like a cat.]

Gunter: Foolish demon, you leave me no choice. Zap, zap zap zap zap! What?

[Gunter looks down at Nina, who walks over to Gunter and rubs her head against the rock he is standing on.]

Gunter: No, Nina! You're supposed to be frozen. Nina!

[A red flash of light appears in the distance. Gunter looks over at a nearby ice tower, where a fire and a portal appear.]

Gunter: Nina, the portals! The elementals are gathering! C'mon, you blockhead!

[A pink portal appears, and Gunter and Nina run towards the ice tower where it appeared. They run up several flights of stairs, going through several rooms in the tower. They pass by a potion room, and they finally reach the top where the elementals have gathered.]

Chatsberry: Well, I just think we should discuss this, Evergreen.

[The camera pans out to show the top of the tower. The portals and elementals of Candy, Ice, Slime, and Fire are meeting there. The camera then zooms in to Evergreen talking about a deadly comet heading towards the Earth.]

Evergreen: Discuss!? Are you listening, Chatsberry? Once this comet hits, everybody dies. Nut just everybody but us, but us!

Balthus: Now, hold on, Evergreen. Hath not a comet impacted our world every thousand years with no lasting grievances?

Evergreen: Aah, but Balthus, this is no ordinary comet. Behold!

[Evergreen creates a sphere of ice to act as a magnifying glass for the rest of the elementals to see through. They all gasp in horror as they gaze at the comet.]

Evergreen: See how it writhes? It aches for our extinction!

Chatsberry: But Evergreen, even if the comet is as dangerous as you say, what can we possibly do?

Evergreen: We create a crown.

Chatsberry: A crown?

Evergreen: Like none seen before, or ever after! A magical crown who's phantasmal circuitry will bow to it's first wearer, and grant him his one deepest wish... [yelling] to destroy the hideous comet which threatens our world! The good news is, I already built the crown. The bad news, it needs a power source. [yelling] The enchanted ruby eyes of the ancient dog, Magwood! And that's where you come in.

Chatsberry: Wait, wait! Evergreen, please! Wish magic is really the real deal! This wish may see things in you you cannot see yourself. Can you truly say you know your heart's truest desire?

Balthus: I'm with Chatsberry. If this comet hits, we for indeed may perish. But the elements we embody-Ice, Fire, Candy, and Slime-will live on! But a misplaced wish could cause irreversible damage to the very structure of existence!

Evergreen: Well, that's just great. What about you, Slimy D?

Slimy D: [begins rapping] Yo, yo. My name's Slimy D and I'm here to say-

Balthus: Slimy D stands with us.

Chatsberry: We reject your plan, Urgence Evergreen!

Evergreen: Very well then. You leave me no choice.

[He moves his arms around, and freezes Balthus and Slimy D in blocks of ice. Chatsberry fires jelly beans at Evergreen from his hand before Evergreen has a chance to freeze him.]

Chatsberry: Urgence! Stop! You'll doom us all!

[Evergreen blasts Chatsberry with a beam of ice, freezing him.]

Evergreen: Hmmph! Doom you to no doom, maybe! [yelling] Gunter! [Gunter pokes his head out of his hiding place.] Pack my things, Gunter. We ride forth with Magwood. You get to watch me save the world! [Gunters eyes turn to hearts] Gunter! [His eyes return to normal] Get your head in the game.

Gunter: Sorry, Master Evergreen. [His head ducks out of his hiding place]

Evergreen: [sighs] And HE expects ME to teach him the ways of magic?! As if.

[The scene goes to the comet speeding towards Earth. It then changes to Evergreen riding on a palanquin being rolled along on top of pillars of ice. Gunter and Nina walk alongside him on the ground, with Gunter carrying his and Evergreen's things.]

Gunter: [stepping on rocks] Ouch! Oof! OUCH! Uh, Master Evergreen? Can I ride on the palanquin with you? My feet are soft. No, you're right. Oh boy...

[Gunter steps in an anthill, and bugs crawl over him. The scene changes to Evergreen and Gunter setting up a camp.]

Gunter: [points at comet] Getting fat. [yelling] Getting fat, right?

Evergreen: Hmm.

Gunter: However, I would suggest this is still a nice night. It's quiet.

Evergreen: Hmm, it is quiet. Why don't you put on some music? The chimes, Gunter.

Gunter: Okay.

[He hops into the large bag he was carrying. He digs around through the bottles in the bag. He pulls out a bottle with a drum on it, and opens it. A frog-like animal appears and starts playing the drum. Gunter sits down and listens. He starts rocking back and forth in time to the music.]

Evergreen: Gunter! I said chimes! Gunter, no! [throws sand at Gunter]

Gunter: Sorry Master, I'll put him back.

[Gunter starts poking the frog creature with the bottle. It starts yelling.]

Frog Creature: Heeeeey! Mmm, what?

Evergreen: Oh, never mind. [rolls a jar towards Gunter] Here, take the jar and find me some water. There's not enough moisture in the air for me to make an ice cap.

Gunter: Uh, Master? I don't think I've seen any water at all today.

Evergreen: Just do it. Don't anger Daddy.