Earl of Lemongrab/Quotes

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Season 3

“	This castle is in unacceptable condition! Unacceptable!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Thirty days in the dungeon! [...] Everyone in this room! Mmmlluuuuuuugh!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Too young! Too young to rule the kingdom!	”
—"Too Young"

“	I am next in line to the throne! So, I will be in charge until Princess Bubblegum turns eighteen again!	”
—"Too Young"

“	If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap! A-a-and clean this place up or dungeon! Three hours dungeon!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Huh? (Reading quietly) "You... really... smell... like... dog buns." Nnnuuuooooooooooooooouuuuuhhhh!	”
—"Too Young"

“	So, which one of you was it? Who did the thing? [...] Ffffffuuuuummmm! The thing! The thing!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Prank? For... laughs? Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank... for laughs. Ahhhahahahahahahaha-Ohohohohoaaahahahahoh!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years, no trials. C'mon, let's move it!	”
—"Too Young"

“	(Sob and cough) Ha! Haha! Good one! (Retch) Keep 'em coming! I'm not going anywhere!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Also, I don't know where food comes from.	”
—"Too Young"

“	Ahh! Atatatatat-No! That is why I'm royal, and you are servile!	”
—"Too Young"

“	Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?!	”
—"Too Young"

“	One million years dungeon!	”
—"Too Young"

Season 4

“	I am within my rights!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	I am the earl... [...] I am the earl... of nothing!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Castle Lemongrab has no citizens! You have excess candies! You must donate! Donate!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	No one... No one understands! I am alone, and you made me like this! You made me! You made me! You're... my... Glob! You're my Glob!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Blombo, you must heed my instructions! Take off your thiiings!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	I have to use my sound sword now! It's a sound sword!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	You are in my Reconditioning Chamber. You will receive four to three units of juice now.	”
—"You Made Me"

“	They didn't understand my lemon styles. I like this way better.	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Uh... Goo goo? Uh... Goo? Nuh! Nuh! Gnuh! Uh uh bluh-bluoh-blouuh-bloouh! Mmmmm! Put you in my oven! It's gross! And who says your way's right, anyway? I look in the lemon heart you gave me and see my lemon way to act! And that must be right! Mmmllooouuuaaaaaaaaaaaah!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	This is serious! Pup Gang got four units... Maybe... Maybe ten units for trespassers?	”
—"You Made Me"

“	You got tricks, huh? You gotta fall down some time! And when you do, twelve units!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	No! No! No more helping! You're the one who made me this way! How can you help? You unload your punkest boys on me? You try to change my ways? You're poison! You're poison! You need reconditioning! Reconditiooooooooon!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Huh? What? Who's this rigamarole?	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Two Lemongrabs? Hmmm! [...] Yeah, okay!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Yes. Yes, indeed. Ah hah! A lemon gives by taking!	”
—"You Made Me"

“	Well, okay! Stop by any time! [...] Yes, good-bye!	”
—"You Made Me"

Season 5

“	Awake! Avast! Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear. For time has come to wake and run and not give way to fear!	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"

“	This is wrong! The map lied to me! It doesn't want me to FIND THE EXIT!	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"

“	Mmm, acceptable.	”
—Mystery Dungeon

“	Ice King, H-how do you taste?	”
—Mystery Dungeon

“	Mild or spicy?!	”
—Mystery Dungeon

“	You serve no function. You must be destroyed.	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"

“	That will do, Slave-Trunks.	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"

“	Bye don't follow me!!	”
—"Mystery Dungeon"

“	It's all your fault!	”
—"All Your Fault"

“	How dare you? How dare you? After all I've done for you?! You try to steal my Lemonhope away?! You're too old, princess. Too old for pranks. Too old! I've tried imprisoning! I've tried reconditioning! You leave me no choice. Lemon children! Go forth! Go forth now!	”
—"Too Old"

Season 6

“	Rocks... Dripping water... More rocks... Mmmm I'm becoming stressed!	”
—"The Mountain"

“	Yo yo, it's grease	”
—"The Mountain"