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I call this chair!


You put on some pants!

This game cheats!

Everybody's gettin' mad at me for nothing!

Jake, somebody broke your... um... entire living room.

Ah! Master Finn has returned. [...] Thanks to you, I shall never be jerky again!

(Singing) Eight ounces, eight glasses, eight days a week.

(Singing) Gotta get pants! Go get your pants! Button... fly!
I wrote that one myself.

(Singing) Comb your hair right! It's a good time! Sticky, sticky pomade. Short back and sides!

Hey, I love being a jerk! Thanks, Finn. Finn? Finn, you loser. I'll... never... forget you!


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