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Choose Bruce is a merchant and is the Farmworld timeline's version of Choose Goose. He also has Choose Goose's rhyming problem. He ran a similar shop to that of his main-timeline counterpart, but it was burned down by the Destiny Gang.
Choose Bruce's clothes are identical to Choose Goose's, with the exception of the color (purple instead of blue). His appearance, however, is quite different. Choose Bruce is a human with short brown hair and peach skin. He has round eyes and lips that stick out like a goose's bill, since his alternate version is a goose.
- In the main timeline, there is a Bruce Guese listed as the writer for the newspaper article about Simon Petrikov.
- His hat is similar to the Baby Eating Foxes in the book "Baby Eating Fox and the Babies" that appeared in "Jake the Dad."