The Candy Nanny is a Candy Person who watches over the Candy Kids (albeit poorly) in "Goliad." When Jake and Goliad first meet her, she is sitting in a rocking chair calmly asking the children to "settle down" while they cause great commotion, climb over her and paint all over her face.
She is an elderly Candy Person who lacks both arms and legs. Her body is a greenish gray and is covered with paint splatters from the Candy Kids. Her eyes are closed, and she has slight wrinkles on her face. She has mostly short, white hair, but the hair on the right side of her head is brown (possibly because one of the Candy Kids painted it).