This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake episode "Cake the Cat" from season 1, which aired on September 7, 2023.
Cake on The Loose
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[ Screams ]
[ Shriek ]
[ Panting ]
Push through it, Jake! Nine o'clock!
No. Yow!
Whoa! [ Grunts ]
Oof. They really don't want anyone taking this egg!
I'm not an egg! I'm just out of shape!
[ Shrieks ]
[ Shrieking ]
King Cockatrice!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Always, bro!
[ Panting ]
Both: Jakesuit!
Hyah!
Perfect Synchronicity!
[ Beeping ]
Finn: Next time, that guy will think twice about
opposing Finn and Jake!
Jake: He's dead, dude.
Uh-oh. Cocka-tikes! On Copter-trikes?
Attackro-batical!
[ Thud ] Ooh.
[ Jake laughs ]
Whoo. I love you, Jake.
Cake! Please!
[Breathlessly] What the heck is wrong with you?
[ Cake yowling ]
[ Gasps ]
What?
Wait! My cat's in there!
- Hey! - Cake!
Where are you? [ Grunts ]
But I saw her...
Wuah! Ugh!
- [ Grunts ] - Cake!
I don't sell cake! Only ice cream!
Uff! Uh!
I'm sorry. Cake?
[ Panting ] Cake!
[ Cake meowing ]
Simon: I don't understand.
Why am I still here?
Kitty, are you the portal?
[ Meowing ]
Can't talk? Ooh. I know.
[ Meowing ]
Ah!
[ Meowing ] I'm just gonna...
[Raspy voice] Fionna! Fionna! Where am I!?
Ugh! Let go!
[ Gasps ] Fionna?
Cake: Fionna! Save me, Fionna!
[ Gasps ]
Cake. You're real.
H-How did you get here?
Don't know!
There was song. I followed.
A song?
It sound like, uh, um...
[ Humming ]
[ Ice-cream truck music plays ]
- [ Gasps ] - Where did you hear that?
Where did you... Aah!
[ Panting ]
No, no, no, no! Want out!
Bad Cake!
[ Pounding ]
Mr. Ice King! Sir? I can't sleep without my book!
Please?
Let me out!
Door open! Door open!
[ Gasps ] Yes!
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasping ]
Mr. Ice King. Your cat looks just like Cake!
[ Coughs ]
Door, close.
Fionna! Fionna!
Fionna?
Fionna?
Fionna! Wait!
[ Distorted warbling ]
[ Panting ]
Fionna!
Are you lost?
[ Panting ]
[ Screaming ]
Aaaaaaah!
[ Honking ] [ Chomp! ]
Ow! Ow!
[ Screaming ]
[ Panting ]
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Grunts ]
Huh?
[ Laughing ]
Whoa!
[ Twinkle! ]
[ Chuckles ] Beauty!
[ Sighs ]
Nyehh.
[ Rustling ]
[ Whistling ] Aah!
Hey, hey, hey! Hehoh!
[ Shing! ]
[ Cackling ]
Yeahhh. That's where I want to go.
Hey. Sorry I ran into you.
Do you want to exchange information?
You talk, too?!
Ugh! Your voice is so harsh.
You know you have this thing set to "dog," right?
[Voice tone changing] Hey! Stop that!
What... are... you... doooing?!
Come on.
Don't... touch my thing!
Wait. Go back. Go back!
[Cake voice] Yeah! This feels right!
Right on. Your voice, your choice.
Wow. I've never been able to say what I want like this before.
Usually, I just meow, and my human puts food in my bowl.
Or cleans my poop.
Oh, yeah, two-way communication is great.
You can debate people, respectfully disagree,
agree to disagree.
You can even sell things.
I sell... apples.
Hmm?
I am hungry.
[ Boing! ]
Oh, yeah. These babies are cursed.
Didn't I say that part out loud?
What?! I don't want to be tiny!
Whoa! Calm down!
If you come with me to the market,
we can get you a magic enlarging strawberry to un-curse you.
Everybody knows that.
Fine!
[ Birds cawing ]
Fionna: Cake! Cake! Caaaaaake!
Cake! Cake!
[ Laughter ]
Thanks to you two geniuses, I've been searching for hours.
[ Glug! ]
She can't have gone far with those stubby little legs.
- [ Grunts ] - Yeah, she'll turn up.
I know this sounds nuts,
but I swear I saw her jump into a sparkly blue... portal.
In an ice-cream cart.
You were right. That does sound nuts.
Nah, man. Don't doubt yourself. Listen to your guts!
[ Grunting ]
Look for the sparkly blue portaaalll.
[ Snoring ]
[ Snoring ]
Look for the portal.
I'll do whatever it takes. Cake needs me!
I thought I needed Fionna,
but I actually kinda like being on my own.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Who's Fionna?
She's kind of like a big clumsy cat I live with.
So she's your family?
Well, I love her, but she's more like a bossy roommate.
Oh, yeah. My ex-roommates were bossy, too.
I wasn't allowed to do anything before I left the tree.
It'll be fun to make my own decisions.
Yeah. So whaddaya wanna do?
Not farming cursed apples, right? That's my thing.
Hm. I don't know!
I'll figure it out once I get to the blue sparkly place.
Right now I'm just gonna follow my instincts.
Hey. Look at this log perfectly blocking our path.
Hmm...
[ Sniffing ]
Now my instincts tell me something is off.
How do you figure?
[ Rustling ]
[ Evil laughter ]
Well, well, well!
If it isn't mister big shot!
Heh heh heh heh!
Oh, you guys again!
These are the sucky roommates I told you about.
- Oh. - Aah!
You're comin' back with us, squirrel!
For the umpteenth time, no! I've grown beyond the tree!
Then I guess it's time
for our umpteenth attempted kidnapping.
Get him! [ Growls ]
Eat my bushy tail!
Ugh! Oh! Help!
Hey! Leave him alone!
Oww!
Kitten, are you gonna make trouble?
[ Grunts ]
[Chanting] In the tree, part of the tree...
In the tree, part of the tree.
No! No! I don't want to go back to my old life!
That's not respectful!
[ Grunts ]
- Owww! - Huh?
Noooo!
- Rowr! - Ow!
Heh-heh!
- [ Grunts ] - My soft underbelly!
[ Hisses ]
She's feral, boys! Let's skedaddle!
[ All shouting ]
[ Grunts ] Ow!
Unh!
Thanks for saving me!
I can't believe we're already best frien...
I just don't like bullies.
Now take me to those magic strawberries.
- Shiny! - Huh?
Yes, the market is very, very ni...
Hey. Oh.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Ha-haa! Caught up to ya!
Come on. My stall is right up ahead!
- Hey, there! - Took you long enough!
Sorry, friend. I ran into some trouble.
But this hero saved my bacon.
I'm so glad you're safe. Fruits are free for heroes!
I'll unload!
Ya got any strawbs?
Of course!
Ooh!
Woah woah woahaha! Yeah!
Oop! That's too big!
Catch!
Bleh.
Ha ha ha ha!
Try more!
They are all unique and delicious!
Why are you like that?
You know, this apple-trading life
isn't always as glamorous as I make it out to be.
I mean, am I good at pretending it is? Yes.
Is that healthy? No. [ Laughs ]
But I feel like I didn't choose the apples.
The apples chose me, y'know?
Literally, some apple guy actually came up to me and said,
"This will be your life now,
and it will be a life of loneliness."
So, in conclusion,
am I happy about living my life in solitude?
Yes. But also no because of all the solitude.
Oh! Back to your regular size, huh?
Yes, but I like having options.
Now... on to the blue sparkly place!
W-What?
Dang it. Why can't I make friends?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Soft music playing ]
Thank ya kindly!
♪ La da da da ♪
♪ La da da da da da ♪
Wow! I sound really good!
I'll say! Keep going!
♪ La da da da ♪
♪ La da da da da da ♪
♪ Hey, this place is so mysterious ♪
♪ What's it doin' to me? ♪
♪ I-I-I-I know I'm lost ♪
♪ I know it's serious ♪
♪ But I'm feelin' so delirious ♪
♪ What is this voice that's comin' out of me? ♪
♪ What's gotten into my legs? They're dancing ♪
♪ Thought my paws were so dependable ♪
♪ I didn't know they could be this bendable ♪
♪ Maybe I'm missing or maybe to tell you the truth ♪
♪ Maybe I'm liking this place ♪
♪ Just look at the look on my face ♪
♪ Maybe I'm kidding or maybe I'm tellin' the truth ♪
♪ Look at these creatures and me ♪
♪ We're getting on like long-lost family ♪
[ Whirring ]
[ Thump ]
[ Shouting gibberish ]
[Weakly] My, my.
You care so much if I should live or die.
You're nothing but a spell battery to me.
And you probably only have one good jolt left in you.
I know where your mind is really at...
Thinking about a girl and her cat!
[ Chuckles ]
[ Muffled chuckle ]
This time, I won't think about Fionna and Cake.
♪ Maybe I'm missing or maybe I'm Cake on the loose ♪
♪ With something to claw on, something to gnaw on ♪
♪ Something is wrong, but it feels right ♪
♪ I feel like a kitten, ohhh ♪
♪ Baby, I'm Cake on the loose ♪
♪ Something to claw on, something to gnaw on ♪
♪ Something to claw on, something to gnaw on ♪
♪ Something to claw on, something to gnaw on ♪
♪ Singin' this song ♪
♪ All day and niiiiiight ♪
Ugh. Ugh. Why...?
[ Coughs ]
I clapped for you...
Um...
Ooh. They do not look happy.
Hey! We are not happy with you!
What did you do to Hot Dog Knight #7?!
I don't know. I'm working on instinct.
[ Whimpers ]
I'm new here?
Do you even know what "here" is?
- Cake! - Squirrel!
Get big!
Welp. I'm out of ideas.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Fiii-onna!
Eh...
[ Horn honks ]
Eh...
Yeah. I've seen it.
I've...
[ Snoring ]
[ Keys jingling ]
Gary? Aah!
Cheese doodles, Fionna! You scared me half to death!
What are you doing?
Just, uh, gotta get that morning dough started.
Hey. Have you seen Cake? She ran away yesterday.
Possibly into this portal.
Oh, no. I'm sorry, Fionna. Is there anything I can do?
A frozen triple-shot latte would be nice.
Absolutely! Come in. Come in.
Maybe you should take a nap.
Nah. I'm good.
[ Liquid pouring ]
Thanks.
I'm gonna get started, and then we'll scour the city!
Simon: Reveal the path and grant me passage.
Reveal the path and grant me passage.
Reveal the path and grant me passage.
Reveal the path and grant me passage.
Aah! Gary! Too much ice!
[ Twinkling ]
Ice. Blblblblblb!
[ Twinkling ]
Reveal the path and grant me passage.
Reveal the path and grant me passage!
Reveal the path and grant me passage!
Cake?
Reveal the path... Aah!
Whoa! It was a portal!
To an apartment?
Oh, my God! Sir? Dude?
[ Shing! ]
Ice Prince?
Huh? Fionna?
You're not real!
Listen. Did you see a cat come through here?
You're not real!
You're just a manifestation of Ice King's madness!
[ Muffled shouts ]
You! You did this, ya goose!
- Aah! - Is that what you wanted?!
This was my last chance to see her!
Knock it off!
My last... chance.
I'm-a just, um...
Cake?!
[ Grunting ]
What kind of weirdo lives in a garage?!
[ Grunting ]
Holy cow!
I'm in a whole other world!
Hahahahaha!
Hey, you! Have you seen my cat?
Is it cute? I saw a real cute yellow one yesterday.
It looked just like Cake from my favorite book series.
That's her! Cake!
[ Gasps ] You're an F&C fan, too!
Hey. If you have something of hers, this can find her.
Oh. I don't usually carry cat stuff.
Except... [ Spits ]
I'll just, uh... take one.
[ Zap ]
[ Beeping ]
That way.
Thanks!
[ Screech! ]
Hop on! Fans gotta stick together!
Okay.
[ Whirring ]
Holy shhmowzow!
Gnah!
I'm Astrid, by the way. I was born and raised in the city.
I'm Fionna. I'm from nowhere.
Fionna. You're so method. I love it.
But you're missing something.
Much better!
Welcome to Ooo, Fionna.
I think you're gonna like it here.
Yeah. Me too.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Uh-oh. Where is she?
- Ouch! - Cake!
Can I help? Keep the bike runnin'!
- Take this! Ya like that?! - Cake!
- Take that! - Unh! Ah!
Get away from my cat! Hyaaah!
Fionna, just pull the pin!
Unh! You can talk?
I know. This place is nuts!
Oh, my God! This is one of my top three fantasies!
Fionna, the pin!
Oh, shoot. Sorry!
Fionna!
I thought I'd lost you forever!
Aah! Me too!
Boo! No happy reunions for the criminal!
Tammy, go get the market bazooka.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Cake, hold onto me.
You better back off!
Yeah? Or what?
Or this! Yaaaaah! Oof!
Ugh.
Ha! You suck! Unh!
- Fionna. Behind you! - Yah!
W-Wait. Time-out. My buns!
Come on, freaks!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Snarl! I showed up late. W-What are we doing? Augh!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Yah! Eat rocks!
Ha ha! I kick ass!
Yeah, you do!
This whole deal just... feels so right!
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my gosh! You really are Fionna and Cake!
The real ones! Can we go on an adventure?!
Heh. Well...
Awww. My hat!