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Season 1
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Nothung! |
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—"His Hero" |
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Yep, it's me. |
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Aww, that'd be a waste of time. |
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No, I was talking about beating up monsters. It's as pointless as a dog chasing his own tail. |
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You know where she is right now? She's probably being eaten by a different monster. She's probably dead. |
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In my youth, I was much like you. Motivated, head strong, wore a silly little outfit. Even had a magic dog. |
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All my life I've beaten on evil creatures, (sigh) but new evil keep [sic] popping up! Kicking their butts was a hopeless effort! |
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Non-violently. Help people by being active in your community! |
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Aw I don't--I don't want to buy anything! |
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Don't you see how pointless it is? You know what's probably happening to that Old Lady right now? She's probably dead! |
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Hm. Perhaps you're right. (groans) It's as if your words are filling a void in my very being. You wanna watch? |
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Nothung! Finn and Jake, truly, you are my heroes. |
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Now you're freaking me out! |
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Get outta here! |
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—"His Hero" |
Season 5
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Not Joshua! Your other dad. Dad the Human. |
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Your father, Finn. He's alive. |
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