This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Apple Wedding" from season 5, which aired on January 13th, 2014.
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- [Cinnamon Bun, in a tuxedo, walks while carrying a tray of apple cider to Princess Bubblegum.]
- Princess Bubblegum: Cinnamon Bun, what the heck are you doing out in the woods?! I asked you twenty minutes ago to take these drinks around for us.
- Cinnamon Bun: Oh, oh, around for us. I thought you said walk to the zoo and back!
- Princess Bubblegum: God [smacks forehead.]
- [Cinnamon Bun walks away and Princess Bubblegum sighs and follows him to Finn.]
- Princess Bubblegum: Finn, Cinnamon Bun's gonna attend your juice bar now. I have a special job for you.
- [Finn walks out.]
- Princess Bubblegum: As Ooo's greatest champion, I'm relying on you to keep Lumpy Space Princess from crashing this wedding. I went ahead and deputized you [hands a badge to Finn] so you know, no, got it?
- Finn: [giggles] Yeah. Oh, what about Jake?
- Princess Bubblegum: Well, honestly I haven't seen Jake this happy in a while.
- [Jake is being tickled by 5 baby pigs.]
- [Princess Bubblegum opens a door.]
- Princess Bubblegum: Knock knock. Hey Tree Trunks.
- Tree Trunks: Oh, hey princess. Wow, you look like a seeping cup in a snowbank.
- Princess Bubblgeum: [giggles and closes the door behind her] Thanks, Tree Trunks. Now listen, I don't want you to worry about a thing. I've got Finn on L.S.P. Deputy and we're keeping your ex-husbands, Randy, Dandy and Wyatt a hundred feet apart at all times, at least until it's time for me to perform the ceremony.
- Tree Trunks: Oh well, I appreciate your generosity when all is trouble to hijack my wedding and all but you can't perform the ceremony.
- Princess Bubblegum: What?! Why not?
- Tree Trunks: Uh well, I'm sorry but I just don't recognise your quote unquote authority on such matters. I can only be married by his holiness, the one true king of Ooo.
- Princess Bubblegum: WHAT? That fraud?!
- Tree Trunks: Now I know...
- Princess Bubblegum: That fraud is here?!
- Tree Trunks: Why yes, but...
- [Princess Bubblegum leaves and slams the door.]
- Tree Trunks: Oh dear. Mama, I'm afraid I've offended the princess.
- Tree Trunk's mother: Oh nonsense, baby. She's probably jealous 'cause you're about to marry a handsome, fine, saucy man. Oh, but he's a fine saucy factory.Mmm .
- Tree Trunk: Mama, please, please don't call him a saucy fine balloon factory!