This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Adventure Time" from season 0, which aired on January 11, 2007.
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- [The episode starts with Pen sleeping under a tree and a meditating Jake floating. Pen wakes up and rushes to Jake.]
- Pen: Jake! Jake! Good mornin'! Whatcha doin', buddy?
- Jake: Meditating.
- Pen: What are you meditating about, dude?
- Jake: Wait, dude. I'm connecting to the internet with my mind.
- [Dial-up connection sound]
- Pen: Ha ha! Beep boop boop boop beep boop.
- [Jake descends to the ground.]
- Jake: Check it out—I downloaded a little dance. [Begins to dance]
- Pen: Huh, I like it. Yeeoow! [Starts to dance, too]
- [Continue dancing until Lady Rainicorn comes flying by]
- Pen: Whoa! Algebraic!
- Jake: Look! It's Princess Bubblegum's rainicorn! She looked like she was crying.
- Pen: Well, let's go cheer her up. To the max!
- Jake: Yeah! Yeah, let's do it!
- [They begin to run.]
- Pen: Woo hoo!
- Jake: [Grows huge] Rrrrroar!
- [Chase after Lady Rainicorn]
- Lady Rainicorn: [Crying]
- Pen: Hey! What's wrong!?
- Lady Rainicorn: [Still crying]
- Pen: Wanna hear a funny joke!?
- Lady Rainicorn: [Cries even louder]
- Pen: Knock-knock!
- Lady Rainicorn: [Cries frantically]
- Pen: Who's there?
- Lady Rainicorn: [Cries even more]
- Pen: [Imitates Lady Rainicorn’s crying] Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo, who?
- Lady Rainicorn: [Cries and flies away]
- Pen: Man, that wasn't very funny.
- Jake: She's flying into the Ice Kingdom.
- Pen: Aw, the Ice King is an oxymoron.
- Jake: Seriously... but what are we gonna do?
- Pen: Survey the situation.
- [Pulls out binoculars and looks at Ice King's castle. Ice King is shooting ice lightning at Lady Rainicorn. Pen sighs.]
- Jake: What's up?
- Pen: The Ice King is throwing frozen lightning bolts at the Rainicorn.
- Jake: [Puts on the binoculars] That guy is a total patoot.
- Pen: He's like 50 patoots!
- [Ice King continues to shoot frozen lightning at Lady Rainicorn; Princess Bubblegum is behind him.]
- Jake: Whoa! And there's Princess Bubblegum!
- Pen: [sigh] The Ice King is always stealing princesses. We're going in turbo time! [puts on a sweater] You want your booties?
- Jake: Yes, please. [Jumps in the air] Howop! [Booties are thrown up into Jake's feet and he comes down] Let's do it!
- Pen: What time is it?
- Pen & Jake: Adventure time!
- [Jump into the Ice Kingdom]
- Pen: Penguins!
- [Fall into a horde of penguins and use them to skate down a mountain]
- Pen: Mathematical!
- Jake: That was totally math!
- Pen: Rhombus! Iceclops!
- Iceclops: Did somebody say my name?
- [Pen and Jake scream and jump in a ditch.]
- Pen: That was close!
- Jake: Oh, my goodness!
- [Pen grabs snow, turns it into snowballs and has Jake carry it.]
- Pen: Let's rock and roll!
- Iceclops: [Roars]
- Pen: Ice to meet you! [Throws snowballs at it]
- Iceclops: Hey, cut it out!
- Pen: Snow Golem!
- Snow Golem: [Baby sounds]
- [Pen throws snowballs in its eyes and it cries.]
- Pen: Elemental!
- Fire Elemental: I'm lost. Can you direct me towards the sun?
- Pen: That way.
- Fire Elemental: What? Oh, geez, duh! Thanks.
- Pen: Snow problem! [Throw snowballs at him]
- Fire Elemental: [moans] Oh, real nice! How old are you?
- Pen: I'm 12 years old!
- Jake: I'm 28!
- [Ice King cackles.]
- Pen: Hey, Ice King! Stop it!
- [Jake extends his legs, taking him and Pen to the Ice King's window.]
- Ice King: Heh? Stop meddling, boy! You and your magical dog can't harm me.
- Pen: He's not my dog! He's my friend! [Jumpkicks Ice King in the face]
- [They fall into the Ice King's castle and begin to fight; Jake begins to talk to Lady Rainicorn.]
- Jake: Hey, how's it goin'? My name's Jake.
- Lady Rainicorn: [Coos like a pigeon]
- Pen: Why are you always stealing ladies?
- Ice King: I'm going to make one marry me! [Cackles]
- Pen: That's... stupid!
- Ice King: Your hat is stupid!
- Pen: My hat is awesome! [Jumpkicks him again] Where's Jake?
- Jake: [To Lady Rainicorn] Are you kidding? I play the viola too.
- Lady Rainicorn: [Coos]
- Jake: You are crazy. You are so crazy.
- Ice King: [With ice lightning in his hands] Now I've got you, boy! [Freezes Pen]
- [Scene shifts to Mars.]
- Pen: What's going on? Ab...Abraham Lincoln?
- Lincoln: Pen, your mind has been transported back in time... and to Mars.
- Pen: What?
- Lincoln: It doesn't matter, but what does matter is you need to believe in yourself.
- [Scene switches back to the Ice Kingdom.]
- Pen: [Breaking out of the ice] Never!
- [Ice King is laughing and carries Princess Bubblegum to the window.]
- Princess Bubblegum: Pen!
- [Ice King flies out the window.]
- Pen: Princess!
- Jake: Let's go!
- [Pen, Jake and Lady Rainicorn go after Ice King and Princess Bubblegum; when they catch up, Pen jumps at them in slow motion and grabs Princess Bubblegum]
- Ice King: Heh?
- [They fall and Lady Rainicorn catches them.]
- Pen & Princess Bubblegum: Yay!
- Ice King: Nwah. How dare they trifle with me. They can't possibly think they can win!
- Jake: Hey, sloppy milkshake!
- Ice King: Wha?
- Jake: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
- Ice King: Fool! Your powers are no match for my magical crown!
- [Jake punches off the crown.]
- Ice King: [falling] My powers! Foul and noisome whelp! You've not seen the last of my wintery fangs! I'll cleave the warmth from your bones and stop still your beating heart with my claaaaws...
- [Back on the ground]
- Pen: There you go, Princess. You are free.
- Princess Bubblegum: Oh, thank you, brave knight.
- Pen: Oh, I'm not a knight. I'm a boy.
- Princess Bubblegum: Well, then, thank you, brave boy. [Kisses Pen on the forehead and he blushes]
- Pen: Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Jake: Whoa, what is going on?
- Pen: Uh, nothing.
- Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles]
- Pen: [Pushes Jake along] We got to go, okay, bye, Princess. Bye.
- Jake: Go where, dude? We don't have anything to do.
- Pen: Heh, heh, yeah we do, buddy. Adventure awaits.
- Jake: I don't see any adventures going on anywhere. I think we're good to just sit here for a while and just talk about our feelings.
- [Ninjas are running off with an old man's diamonds.]
- Old man: Give me back my diamonds!
- Pen: Later, Princess! I have to attend to this!
- Princess Bubblegum: Fair thee well, Pen and Jake.
- Pen: Jake!
- Jake: What time is it?
- Pen & Jake: Adventure time!
- [They run after the ninjas.]
Episode ends