This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Angel Face" from season 7, which aired on January 11, 2016.
Music
"Robot Cowboy"
"Robot Cowboy"
This transcript is incomplete - missing [actions]
Transcript[]
- BMO: One free-range Humpty Dumpty.
- BMO: Sorry.
- BMO: Fine aged cheddar man.
- BMO: Homemade ketchup.
- BMO: A fresh pepper fart
- BMO: Dance, parsley.
- BMO: Face bread.
- BMO: Special sentient sandwich.
- Jake: Mmm... Is that special sentient sammich?
- BMO: Bingo.
- BMO: Made by the BMO.
- Jake: BMO, you're my little cherub.
- Jake: You know that?
- Jake: You made all this for me, right?
- Jake: Aaahhh.
- BMO: Not so fast, Jake!
- Jake: Naaaw.
- BMO: The sammiches are yours...
- BMO: For a price.
- Jake: What?
- BMO: I need you to be my tiny horse for the day, so I can do my live-action cowboy role-play adventure.
- Jake: No way.
- Jake: Poo deal.
- Jake: I'll do 20 minutes.
- BMO: It took me over six hours to prepare this nosh, Jake!
- BMO: Not to mention the time it took acquiring the ingredients through the "special market," putting my safety and my reputation on the line.
- Jake: Okay, fine, fine.
- Jake: Three sammiches for every hour I'm a horse.
- BMO: Mm...
- BMO: One sammich per horse-hour, six-hour minimum.
- Jake: Deal.
- BMO: Yippee-ki-yay!
- Jake: Om!
- Jake: Mm.
- Jake: Oh, yeah.
- Jake: It tastes alive.
- BMO: Steed yourself, partner.
- Jake: Okay.
- Jake: Om.
- Jake: 'Kay.
- BMO: Oh, come on, man.
- BMO: You didn't even try.
- Jake: I did try.
- Jake: Horses are hard.
- Jake: How's that?
- BMO: Eh, it reads.
- BMO: Steady, girl.
- Jake: Wha...
- BMO: Shh, shh, shh.
- BMO: I'm going to mount you now.
- BMO: Hup!
- BMO: Good girl.
- Jake: So, what's the plan anyway, BMO?
- BMO: The plan is to punch the toads to the stump and bring justice to the peeps!
- Jake: Ow.
- BMO: Oh, and by the way, Jake, from now on, you can call me... Angel Face.
- BMO: Hyah!
- Jake: Yow!
- BMO: I used to be a guy who ran from Glob with the wind at my back and the devil on my shoulder.
- BMO: Now I'm the guy chasing those guys, yet the devil is still here, sleeping in my couch.
- Jake: BMO, that hurt when you dug your boots into my side belly.
- Jake: Are you gonna apologize or...
- BMO: Horses do not talk.
- BMO: Over there! Hyah!
- BMO: Whoa!
- BMO: Jackrabbit Johnson.
- BMO: This guy's wanted for stealing piglets from their mothers while they are feeding.
- BMO: Makes me sick.
- BMO: He was last seen in dead goat gulch.
- BMO: What do you say, girl?
- BMO: Want to catch this donkey and split the reward?
- Jake: You have 45 minutes left before my next sammich.
- BMO: Time's a-wasting!
- Jake: Hyee!
- BMO: Hmm.
- Jake: BMO, I'm tired.
- BMO: Looks like my horse needs a rest.
- BMO: Slow down, horse.
- BMO: āŖ Being a robot cowboy āŖ
- BMO: āŖ Is a lonely job āŖ
- BMO: āŖ But somebody has to protect the piglets āŖ
- BMO: āŖ I got nobody but my horse āŖ
- BMO: āŖ And my friend the cactus guy āŖ
- BMO: āŖ It's okay because I like them a lot āŖ
- BMO: āŖ That's okay, I like being a robot āŖ
- BMO: āŖ Cowboy āŖ
- BMO: Be careful, Jake.
- BMO: This is where Jackrabbit Johnson's gang of lowlife bandits lays low.
- BMO: Hyah!
- BMO: Bang! Bang!
- BMO: Put them up, partner!
- BMO: Hyah!
- BMO: Pyew, pyew!
- BMO: Pyew, pyew, pyew!
- BMO: I want answers!
- BMO: [high voice] You can't do this to us!
- BMO: No answers, eh?
- BMO: No use to me!
- BMO: How about you, frisco?
- BMO: [high voice] I'm not going to talk.
- BMO: Why am I talking to you then?!
- BMO: Hooah!
- BMO: Yah! Unh!
- Neptr: BMO, what did you do?
- BMO: It's Jackrabbit Johnson's right-hand man, Tumbleweed Terk.
- Neptr: I spent the last three months building all of this.
- Jake: Oh, that's where you been?
- Neptr: Mm-hmm.
- Neptr: BMO gave me a Finn Cake.
- BMO: Don't talk to my horse, Tumbleweed.
- Neptr: Aah.
- BMO: Where is Jackrabbit Johnson?!
- BMO: I know you know where he's headed.
- Neptr: I don't know!
- Neptr: Tumbleweed terk's always the last to know.
- Neptr: It's just like I told the other bounty hunter, I swear.
- BMO: I don't believe a word you say.
- BMO: Now take a message to your compadre.
- BMO: Tell him his pal, Angel Face, is itching to get together.
- BMO: Tell Jackrabbit Johnson to meet me at Dirtwater Flats, just like the old days!
- Neptr: Okay.
- BMO: Sock citizens of dead goat gulch, we can rebuild!
- Jake: Neigh!
- Me-Mow: Grrr.
- BMO: Uhh...
- BMO: I don't remember where Dirtwater Flat is.
- BMO: Better stop for the night.
- BMO: We can make a campfire here.
- BMO: And we will talk about what we will do with the reward money.
- Jake: No.
- Jake: It's been fun, BMO, but it's time to go home because there are no more sandwiches.
- BMO: But I want to finish the adventure.
- Jake: Which direction is the house?
- BMO: I'm not sure.
- BMO: Get down!
- Me-Mow: Getting kicked out of the guild of assassins... check.
- Me-Mow: Capturing my first bounty...
- Me-Mow: Check.
- Me-Mow: Going to Finn and Jake's treehouse and getting revenge...
- Me-Mow: Unchecked.
- Finn: Finn and Jake's treehouse?
- Me-Mow: Mm-hmm.
- Finn: Who are you, and why do you want to get revenge?
- Me-Mow: I... Am... Me-Mow!
- Finn: Me-Mow?! Whoa.
- Finn: You've gotten bigger.
- Me-Mow: Have we met before?
- Jake: Finn, is that you?
- BMO: That's Jackrabbit Johnson!
- Me-Mow: Finn?
- Me-Mow: It is Finn!
- Me-Mow: Tricked again!
- Jake: Look... It's me-mow, BMO.
- BMO: I don't care.
- BMO: That's my bounty!
- BMO: Yaah!
- BMO: Jake, transform...
- BMO: Horse!
- Jake: Whoa, did you have a real gun all this time?
- BMO: I am old enough to vote.
- Me-Mow: [thinking] Hey, Jake, if you can hear my internal monologue, I'm going to kill you!
- BMO: Your Daisy days are over!
- BMO: I am the whaler 'round these parts!
- BMO: Huh.
- Me-Mow: Sounds like you're out of ammo.
- BMO: No, you heard incorrectly.
- BMO: Bang, bang, bang!
- Me-Mow: I'm coming for you!
- Me-Mow: Ugh!
- Me-Mow: Blast you, Finn and Jake and Angel Face.
- Me-Mow: This prison cell's not going to hold me.
- Finn: Oh?
- Me-Mow: Hey, Finn and Jake! I'll get my revenge! You hear me?! Revenge!
- Finn: Hey, BMO, are you sure you took down all the wanted posters?
- BMO: Yes.
- Armadillo: Stick 'em up.
- Finn: Huh?
- BMO: This bounty belongs to me!
- BMO: Get out of here!
- Armadillo: Yaah!
- Finn: Thanks, BMO.
- BMO: You're welcome.
Episode ends