All posts by Martin Mertens

I don't think GOLB is a bad dude or anything. Adventure Time's universe seems to follow the hinduist rules in some way, and I think that GOLB is just like a god of destruction that can take living beings away from the cycle of reincarnation or something. But, like, maybe because it's necessary or unavoidable in some occasions. Definitely not because he had a f*cked up childhood or something like that. Neutral boy.

Can you also predict the exact date and time of my death

Eight.

You literally like all the characters

Giuseppe. JK, I love Simon, and also PB and Finn. And my favorite minor characters may be Martin and Dr. Gross... I would have loved to know more about them.

That's normal, I guess. I would have done the same if I were hanging out with my best friend and some dudes came around saying that they wanted to go to jail.

I'm gonna kill y'all

I think that when Simon found the Enchiridion, a lot of secrets about magic, the four elementals, and other worlds (the Nightosphere, Lumpy Space, etc.) were revealed. Then humans used it for their interests (war), and summoned the Lich with the Mushroom Bomb in order to cause more damage to their enemies. Maybe they opened the Nightosphere and that's how Hunson came to the world and met Marcy's mother. And maybe Simon found the Crown because of something that he read im the Enchiridion. And maybe people just opened a lot of portals to other worlds and that's how magic was brought to Ooo.

@Victory13: it has been leaked that not only all the characters of the show will die, but also the audience.

9 is the worst season dude

What have they done to you in jail, man?

Yeah I was kind of just kidding about Tiffinn. Finnfanny. Whatever. I hope Finn ends up single and happy, the boy deserves it.

Oh c'mon man I was there when they were born

Oh my god DragonTrainer10. How are your grandsons?

I can't believe that all of y'all ship Fubblegum. C'mon it's 2018.

I still love all of y'all.

How many hairs does Tiffany's moustache have? You've got three seconds to answer

Stay away from tier 15