User blog:NightFalcon9004/PB is a VILLAIN?!

Nah, just kidding about the title. But all the PB fans are all like  She didn't do anything. No, every AT character did something. Even the snail did. He waved at us. But PB did both good and bad things. I made this list to prove it.

What PB did that was bad/facepalming:

Lie to Finn about getting her head cut off

Start a zombie apocalypse. Twice

Put Finn and Jake in a life-or-death situation without second thoughts

Make Finn cry about his feelings

Create the so-called perfect sandwich, but it didn't have meat

Reject Finn on Go With Me

Try to lock up Princess Cookie forever

Laugh at the fact that Baby Snaps wanted to be a princess

Hate the Duke of Nuts for having a pudding deficiency

Lock up Ice King with no further explanation

Slap Finn after winning Wizard Battle

Make Cinnamon Bun his assistant (wat have you done)

Be a troll and eat the plant Finn and Jake took care of

Create Stormo just so he can be in a staring contest for the rest of his immortal life

Always act overdramatic about something

Act stuck-up around Marceline

Put a hairnet on in You Made Me

Make Finn and Jake pay taxes, when they always have to save her and don't live in the Candy Kingdom (not even Marceline makes them pay rent)

Bring a pregnant rainicorn into danger

Punch Lemongrab in the butt and make him cry

Couldn't solve a simple equation, so Finn solved it for her

Anytime she makes an experiment, it becomes crazy, evil, and wants to take over Candy Kingdom

And the worst one of all: Make Flame Princess' father lock up his own daughter for being too unstable when she could have trained her not to be destructive, but would rather be lazy about it and not do that at all

What PB did that was good:

Not give the deer some sugar, if you know what she means

Like spaghetti

Kiss Finn in Wizard Battle (more like a Let-me-just-get-this-over-with kiss)

Kiss Finn in Too Young (then friendzone)

Offers Finn her hair

Pwn Ricardio