Escape from the Citadel/Transcript

Transcript
''[This episode starts in the Time Room . A guardian of the Citadel is taking The Lich in a crystal that he had previously caged him in. The guardian starts to take The Lich out of the Time room through a portal. Finn runs towards it while Jake jumps on Finn's back'']

Finn: Wait, wait, wait, wait!

[''Jake stretches Finn and himself on The Lich and the guardian pulls them all out of the Time Room as if it were made of Jello. The guardian brings them towards The Citadel. Jake looks back to the Time Room'']

Finn: Look Jake (Jake turns his head toward The Citadel) More guardians. The Citadel I presume.

Jake: Likely so.

Finn: Hey. Do you think maybe one of them could be my dad?

Jake: Eh, I don't think so. We'll probably know when we see him.

Finn: Right, right that makes sense.

[''They arrive at The Citadel. Jake turns into stairs that Finn walks down. The Lich is teleported to the floating crystal pillar on the top in front of where Finn and Jake can see him'']

Finn: Hey The Lich again! This must be where the prison cells are at. See? Good riddance to you. I hope you rot forever you awful jerk clapper. Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around Jake. [The Lich starts to breathe grey smoke through the pink crystal] That's right bad apples lock 'em all up I say. At the bottem of the ocean where it's too dark to see 'em.

Jake: Look at that weird ol' kid over there  [It closes up on Finn's father] Man look at his clo-

Finn: Daddy! [''Finn immediatly jumps towards his father. Jake turns into a slide and slides Finn into the crystal caged with his father inside and falls onto the floor of the pillar.] Aah![Jake and Finn look up at Finn's dad silently. The take then zooms in on Finn. Then in zooms in on his caged father''.] All locked up in there. D- Do you think he maybe he's a criminal too?

Jake: [He walks towards Finn who is still on the floor.] Well it had crossed my mind.

Finn: [He groans while slapping his head across his face, then gets up from the floor] Jeez man! Now i wish I hadn't said all that stuff before. Now my heart feels yellow and green. [He makes an angry sound while clentching his fists in the air then he exhales] Maybe we shouldn't even have come here- waah!? [''Jake is beside Finns dad while blowing on it. Black fire is melting the crystal cells and pillars''] Jake what did you do?

Jake: It wasn't me! It came from up there

[''Finn looks up to see The Lich's crystal cell fully grey and spreading his greyness and black fire to other cells with prisoners that are grey and have escaped/still in their cells. The prison is being destroyed by this. Finn is shocked by this'']

Finn: (referring to The Lich) He's melting the crystal all up! [It zooms in on the Lich than other prisoners as Finn talks] Breaking cats out left and right. Turning cats grey. Did he trick us again I think he did.

Martin : Hey kid! (He starts to blow on the crystal thats burning on the crystal close to his hand) Hey do me a favor will ya get me out of here huh? [Finn bearing teeth goes to help his father] This fire smells crazy!

[''One of the escaped prisoners gets zapped in the background. Finn goes to Jake. Jake turns into a wrecking ball and twists him around his body then twists the other way to knock Jake into the crystal cell and save his dad'']

Thanks kid now where'd you guys park your star skipper. [''As Finn's dad speaks the guardians use thier lasers to oblitherate the criminals trying to escape. One guardian has died and is falling into space''] This place is coming down quick and i mean quick like zip zip. Like wow, like boom boom wow.

Finn: Oh we, we don't have a star skipper

Jake: [turns back into is dog form] Also Finn is your son

Maritn: Whaaat? No star skipper.

Jake: Ahem! I said Finn's your son he came along way to meet you.

Martin: Son? Oh hey good for you kid. In other news I still gotta get out of here and the round is melting. Huh? (He pokes at a pink circle that has formed in the center of the Citadel) It's all pooling to the center.

Finn: Hey, um hey I wanted to ask you something. I well [''Finn's dad jumps into the center] Hey wait up! [Jake brings himself and Finn into the center. They all swim upwards''] (underwater) Dad wait! [''At the top of the center Finn, Martin and Jake gasp for air. Limbs of the guardians are everywhere. A guardian falls and makes a wave] Dad I need to ask you- aah! [The wave causes Finn, Jake, and Martin to a rock of the Citadel that is standing as a island. They all catch their breathe. Jake coughs up water.'']

Jake: Aah

''[All the prisoners are loose and most of them are fighting one another. A Void Caster opens a void portal which hits a guardian with a meteor. The guardian aims a laser at the Void Caster but misses. The Void Caster opens another portal to the head of the guardian. He tries to zap him but dies due to a train -driven by Starchie- to the head'']

Starchie: Woah!

Void Caster: WEE-nah-nah-gah gah-duh-gah-gah-uah. (laughs)

Jake: (looks around) Finn, I know we normally come out of these things okay but,  I got a bad feeling about this. Just promise me that if both my eyes get friedoff you'll fry your eyes too.

[Jake stretches his arms and pulls Finn out of the water]

Finn: What? No. (He gets up from the floor) Listen you don't gotta worry about a thing Jake ol' pal. (He points upwards) We just need to defeat those. Hijack the shard thier hijacking and sail it home to safety. [Jake looks upwards.] Easy peasy.

Martin: Yeah Jake smarten up. Soon as th last guardian dies, the fighting stops. See he's bitting the dusk right now.

[''A guardian is dying with black fire on its head. It shoots a laser before it dies and it burns off Martins lower leg.'']

Finn: Aahh! Uh oh! (he says it 15 times)

[While Finn is speaking Martin falls over. Jake croutches over holds his head and breathes.]

Martin: It's-It's okay. It's okay. [Finn continues then stops.] You just gotta fetch me a gob of that guarian blood son. It's got that good nutch (short for nutrition) that keeps us young in the crystal.

Finn: Nutch?

Martin: Come on now partner (breath) no doddling, your old man needs ya. (winks)

Finn: (sighs)

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Martin: Hey what about the ai- ...

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Jake: Oh yeah thats the good news! One sec. [He runs behind the large peice of crystal.] Up you go! Check this out! [Finn is surprised, Jake shows Finn the new Lich.] Brand new baby. The Lich is super cute now and he smells real neat [The new Lich sticks out his tongue] That sap rebooted him or something. [The Lich makes popping sounds with his mouth] I like him alot.

[''Finn smiles. A train whistles.'']

Starchie: Over here fellas! Next stop the Candy Kingdom, previous stop this weird place.

[''In the Land of Ooo, Mr. Pig and Tree Trunks are having breakfast. Mr.Pig is reading the newspaper'']

Tree Trunks: Mr.Pig I think we should get a Divo-

[''Someone rings the doorbell. The both look at the door.'']

Jake: (whispering) Okay, run. Go, go, go!

[They open the door]

Tree Trunks: Oh! [''She hugs Mr. Pig while also spilling his coffee. Mr. Pig is smiling''] Oh,This changes everything!

[The Lich is in a basket]

The Lich: Hello!