User blog:NightFalcon9004/Your guide to identifying trolls

Urban Dictio-mi-nary: troll - one who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

There are trolls, everywhere, and I mean, EVERYWHERE. They stalk you, drink your milk so that you don't have enough to fill your cereal bowl, and they spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.

EHEM.

Anyways, you should be on the lookout for where there be trolls around.

If someone purposely makes offensive comments just to annoy people, you've got a troll.

If you are having a conversation when suddenly, le anon appears and calls you stupid out of nowhere, you've got a troll.

If you are stating an opinion and someone goes up and says it's dumb and illogical only because it's not the way they think, you've got a troll.

If someone links a YouTube link promising something like having all your hopes and dreams coming true, and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up comes up, you've got a troll. (Unless you like the song)

If a person wants to kill Flame Princess (or any major character for that matter) only because they find them boring and dislike them for no reason, you've got a troll.

If you were promised a great car deal and your automobile breaks down within a few days, you got scammed.

If someone uses EXCESSIVE CAPS LOCK all the time to make it look like they're yelling arguments over the internet, you've got a troll.

If you are still reading this at this point and would like to make it to the bottom of this blog, you've gotta scroll.

If someone uses at least three cuss words in one simple sentence and acts angry often, you've got a troll.

If someone likes Justin Bieber, One Direction, Twilight books, Nickleback, Lil Wayne, the Jonas Brothers, Nicki Minaj, homework, Jersey Shore, Big Time Rush, any reality comedy show on Disney Channel, Twilight movies, Drake, Internet Explorer, YouTube celebrity Fred, Dipper Goes To Taco Bell, and Harlem Shake, AND is always all up in your face about it, you've got a troll.

If a homophobe purposely goes to a blog on Bubbline or any LGBT stuff and harasses everything/everyone on there, you've got a troll.

If a being lives under a bridge and has bad skin, you've got a troll.

If anti-bronies want to kill all the ponies, you've got a troll.

If the person hates Nutella and wants to destroy the world supply, you've got a troll.

This has been your guide to identifying the species Stupidus trollaris.