Lumpy Space Princess/Quotes

"It just means he's turning into a lumpy space guy on account of my bite. It's just like um... you know... werewolf rules."

"WHATEVERS 2009!"

"I said, 'Lump off,' mom!"

"I lumping hate them!"

"I'm really, really sorry, Finn, but I can't help you because my parents are horrible idiots."

"Oh, my Glob, Melissa!"

"Hey! This is hard for me, too! I mean, I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad, (sniff) so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride."

"The guys that use the antidote up here are notorious for being... smooth posers."

"Buuuuumps!"

"That wasn't fun. That was lame!"

"Oh, yeah, I'm havin' a fun time."

"I totally saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and I wasn't invited!? I was all, "What the lump?" so I'm crashing this party."

"Oh, my Glob, you guys, drama bomb!"

"I want surgery to make my body hot."

"Oh, my Glob! Yes! I'm gonna be so hot! So freakin' hot!"

"I can be smooth. (Grunts) Finn, punch out my lumps. I can be whatever he wants, I can change."

"Get away from my camp. I'll cut you!"

"Well, if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it. WHERE'S MY RING?"

"Get in touch with your feelings, babe!"

"Princess Bubblegums's in my seat (growls)"

"Oh, my Glob Melissa, ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, but, like, I can't say that junk to her face."

"Oh, my Glob. What the stuff are you doing?"

"Melissa, I have to go, they got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go!"

"GET THE LUMP OUTTA HERE!!"

"MAH BEANS!"

"Not yet, Cinnamon Bun!"

"No way. First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, then I'm gonna fall out of love. And then I'm gonna totally fake die, of a fake heart attack! Oh my heart! My heart hurts because I fell out of love! And now i have to die! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"One last kiss...before dying, my love."

"I'm sorry that you're starving because I ate all of your crops, even though you're all still really fat, and I probably helped you lose some weight."

"What the jug?!"

"Get off, you big doughnut!"

"Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with huge money."

"I blinked my balls! ...My eyeballs."

"(LSP screaming loud, says, "I'm dying"--toilet flushes) Woooooooh! Ugh, gross, ugh! My lumpin' body's all hollow now! I gotta put something in it!"

"But where's the food?! What kind of castle is this?! It's like a poor peoples' castle! With no lumpin' waffles for my dump truck!!"

"I'm ready for you now, Brad. Isn't that obvi? I'm so ready."

"Oh, nah. I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight."

"MOVE OUTTA MY WAY!!!"

"My formula's gonna cure the zombies cause I made the prettiest formula."

"Oh, my Glob. Look at those luscious lips. I gotta go lick up the rest of that formula."

"I know you want this body, but you can't have it! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"

"I'm bored. And I'm not having any fun!"

"Oh, yeah! This body's HOT! I feel POWERFUL!"

"First, you should check out my house, it's like, kinda lame but way less lame than like your house."

"I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying and you were supposed to be my friend. Not the fake friends I have here."

"What the lump?!"

"Oh, my Glob!"

"Gotcha!"

"Hey, girl!"

"Oh my Glob! Turtle Princess, I always wanted to write trashy books for ladies. Back up off me, Rickie!"

"I am looking fresh to death with my new dress and purse!"

"Looks like I'll have to bust out these cobras to get a better dinner."

"I guess at the end of the day, it's all about the lumps."

"Oh, nuh-uh! I am not gonna carry rocks."

"(carrying two rocks) My arms weren't meant to carry so many rocks, you guys."