Rattleballs (episode)/Transcript

Transcript
[''The episode begins with Finn sitting at a table in a dark room, humming to himself, and patting the table. Princess Bubblegum enters.''] Princess Bubblegum|[yawns] [turns on the light] Finn|Good morning, Princess! Princess Bubblegum|[screams] Finn! You scared me! Finn|I am sorry, Princess! Princess Bubblegum|What are you doing here, Finn? Finn|Since I got out of my last relationship, I've been slackin' on the job. So I'm rededicating my life to protecting, serving, and meeting your every need. Jake said I was acting bananas about the whole thing and wanted no part of this. Princess Bubblegum|It's 5:30 in the morning. Finn|That's right, Princess. I'm gettin' back on the job hardcore, giving 100% of my being all for you. Princess Bubblegum|Thank you, that's very nice. [opens fridge] Finn|No need to thank me, PB. It's my job. [''Princess Bubblegum takes a carton of eggs from the fridge to the stove and sets them down. She reaches for the knob to turn on the stove, but Finn steps in and turns it for her.''] Finn|Heh. Princess Bubblegum|Thank you. [reaches for an egg] Finn|[hands her one] How am I doin' my job, Princess? Am I crushin' it? Princess Bubblegum|Yes, but can you move just a bit... [Finn moves his arms up and down slightly.] Princess Bubblegum|No, no, like, out of the way.