Bad Little Boy/Transcript

(Scene shows Dr. Prince running away, holding the Enchiridion while being chased by Fionna and Cake who are riding a giant penguin)

Dr Prince: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Fionna: Fire the laser cannon!

(The penguin fires laser beam out of its beak which hits Dr. Prince.)

Dr. Prince: Ah!

Cake: Good job girl! Have some spaghetti!

(Shoves ball of spaghetti into Fionna's mouth)

Fionna: Thanks!

Dr. Prince: Ha! Too bad I'm a really strong guy and I took my doctor pills this morning! Lasers don't hurt me!

(Dr. Prince throws a stranded dolphin at Fionna and Cake, but it misses)

Dolphin: Next time!

Fionna and Cake: Give us the Enchiridion!

Dr. Prince: Ooh ooh ooh! (imitates monkey sounds, and throws them the book)

Fionna: Thanks...

Cake: That's not a book! It's a bomb!

(Fionna throws the bomb into the air, and it explodes into confetti. Then the real Enchiridion opens and Ice King pops out of its pages, slapping Dr. Prince)

Ice King: You've been acting like a real knucklehead Doctor Prince...go on, get out of here! And don't ever do wrong things again!

Dr. Prince: You're right. I see your side of things.

(Dr. Prince flips a switch on his belt, and flies away)

Fionna: You saved the day mega-rad cool guy! What's your name?

Ice King: Oh, Ice King. I'm such a great guy! This book is yours...

Fionna: The Enchiridion! I want to be your best and closest friend.

Ice King: Let's have a best and closest friend lunch! It's mac'n'cheasles!

Fionna: Awww...what a good guy!

Cake: Aww, what a sweetie!

Ice King: I'm just so glad you guys are real...you're really really real! I'll remember this day forever!

Fionna: Don't be sad, Ice King! We're going on a space adventure!

Cake: Hop on, baby!

Ice King: Weehee hee!

Fionna: Here we gooo!!!!

Slime Princess: Ice King stop please...this story is terrible!

(Turtle Princess, Wildberry Princess and Toast Princess mumble in agreement)

Wildberry Princess: Maybe it's a new form of torture!

Ice King: Oh, come on! It's a first draft...don't hate! And besides, that story had everything. Action, adventure, a hotter, older guy...Wildberry don't pretend, I know you like the silver fauxes.

Slime Princess: What if it were a...little more like real life?

Ice King: Real? It's based on the real Fionna and Cake!

Slime Princess: Yeah...but what if there was a little more romance in the story?

(Princesses mumble in agreement)

Ice King: You all are just hatin' on my steeze! I'm not listening to haters. Haters!

(suddenly, Ice King's gown goes up over his face, and the Princesses' cages are opened)

Ice King: What the? Whoa oh...I'm sorry I didn't think you were real Gob...but now I've seen your power, and I've got some things that I did that I have to say sorry for.

(Marceline suddenly appears out of thin air)

Marceline: Boo!

Ice King: Marceline, how long have you been in here?

Marceline: Mmm...couple hours.

Ice King: Oh so you heard my story then...awesome right?

Marceline: It's good...but, maybe it's time to let someone else try. Listen up y'all! I've got a story of my own!

(Fionna is swinging her weapons in the tree fort, and one of them nails an apple just above BMO's head)

Fionna: Hyah! Hyah!

Cake: Ooh, nice throw!

Fionna: Thanks! I've got to do something today.

Cake: What about Gumball's mission we went on this morning? Delivering daisy chains to the fluffy people not enough for you?

Fionna: Uh...sometimes Gumball's missions can be so...lame.

(Fionna throws another weapon, which cuts right through Prince Gumball's hair)

Prince Gumball: Hello every-

(Fionna and Cake gasp)

Prince Gumball: Oh my, looks like you almost skronked up my dome piece! Boy have I got a treat for you two! The fluffy people and I baked these in appreciation for the mission you completed. They're cream puffs...try one.

Fionna: Uh...I'de love to but...maybe later...

(They hear a thumping sound outside)

Fionna: What was that?

(While they are distracted, Marshall Lee knabs Gumball's cream puffs)

Prince Gumball: Aww...

Fionna: Somethings on the rood, come on!

Cake: I'm not going out there! It's wet.

Prince Gumball: It is wet...

(Fionna carries Gumball up to the roof, where Marshall Lee is playing his bass)

Prince Gumball: Oh...it's just him.

Marshall Lee: Oh, hey Fionna.

Fionna: Marshall Lee!

Prince Gumball: Ahem!

Marshall Lee: Oh, forgive me! Hello your majesty!

Prince Gumball: Fionna, take me back inside.

Marshall Lee: What? Is he kidding?

(throws cream puff at Gumball)

Prince Gumball: Oh honestly! I'm going in. Come and join me when you want more polite company.

Fionna: Be careful!

Prince Gumball: Whoa!

Fionna: You got it!

Marshall Lee: What a wad.

Fionna: A...a gumwad?

Cake: Fionna!

Marshall Lee: *chuckles* Let's ditch him!

Fionna: Uh...

Marshall Lee: Lumpy Space Prince is throwing a party in the woods! It's gonna be freaky nasty!

Fionna: umm...

Marshall Lee: I know you're gonna say yes to me, so...let's just go.

(Fionna rides Marshall in his bat form to LSP's party. LSP and Female Cinnamon Bun are dancing together)

Lumpy Space Prince: Oh yeah! mmmm!

Marshall Lee: This looks fun...bunch. Come on.

Lumpy Space Prince: You guys! Marshall Lee's gonna play a song you guys!

(everyone cheers as Fionna and Marshall Lee take the stage. The song Good Little Girl begins)

Marshall Lee: Follow my lead.

(Fionna and Marshall Lee start dancing, and Marshall begins to shake his bum)

Fionna: Hey!

(She playfully pushes Marshall)

Marhsall Lee:

Good Little Girl!

Always picking a fight with me, you know that I'm bad...

But you're spending the night with me...

What do you want from my world? You're a good little girl.

Fionna:

Bad little boy.

That's what you're acting like I really don't buy!

That you're that kind of guy...

and if you are, why do you want to hang out with me?

Marshall Lee: Don't you know that I'm a villain? Every night I'm out killin' sendin everyone runnin' like children? I know why you're mad at me. I've got demon eyes, and they're looking right through you're anatomy...into your deepest fears...baby, I'm not from here. I'm from the nightosphere...to me you're clear. Transparent. You got a thing for me girl. It's apparent.

Cake: Oh, oh! I got a hot potata! And I gots two hot tomatas! Well they'll make a good salsa maybe...

Fionna: You're not so bad, you know.

Marshall Lee: Not so bad? I'm the son of a demon...and the Vampire King. It's not something I have to try at. You on the other hand...

Cake:...on the table...for as long as I am able!

Fionna: I'm not trying to be bad...I'm hanging out with you because you're my friend.

Marshall Lee: What? Like him?

Fionna: No... different!

(Marshall playfully trips Fionna)

Fionna: Hey! Yah!

Marshall Lee: Oh no...*laughs*

(Fionna elbows him in the stomach so he kicks her away)

Cake: Hey, break it up you too!!

(Marshall pushes Cake to the side)

Marshall Lee: Out of my way, kitty.

Fionna: Hey!

Marshall Lee: Oh come on, that was funny!

Fionna: Cake! You okay?

Cake: Yeah...

Fionna: Come on, let's get outta here.

Marshall Lee: Hey! Come on...where you goin'? What's the deal? You're missing the party! Fionna, lighten up!

Fionna: Look, I don't care if you're being a jerk to me...but nobody messes with Cake.

Marshall Lee: Oh, really? Well what if I just take her right now?

Fionna: What?

(Marshall Lee steals Cake)

Marshall Lee: Unexpected!

Fionna: MARSHALL!

(Marshall laughs)

Fionna: Cake!

Marshall Lee: You want your Cake back? Come and get her!

(Marshall summons the undead to attack Fionna, and one of them starts a beat)

Marshall Lee:

Did you think I was lying?

I said I'm evil, without even trying!

Already dead, so I'm not scared of dying...

Drinking the red from your heart in one sitting

You think you've got me pinned, you must be kidding.

I raise the dead up, and they do my bidding.

Girl I'm a thousand years old, I'm a riddle...

Bad little boy, yes I'm bad but not little.

Cake: Uh-uh boy what are you thinking?

Cake: Fionna!

Fionna: Cake!

Cake: Grab onto my little paws!

(Fionna pulls Cake from Marshall Lee's grasp, causing him to impale himself on a steak.)

Fionna: Marshall?

Marshall Lee: Oh this is bad guys...this is really bad!

Fionna: Marshall!

(Sunlight begins to burn Marshall's skin)

Fionna: Come on! You gotta be okay!

Marshall Lee: This is it for me Fionna. So...why don't you just admit it. You're in love with me...

Fionna: I get why you flirt with me all the time and it's funny or whatever, but you're doing that NOW? What are you trying to do to my head? You think I've got some little crush on you? Well for however long we've got left, for once DROP IT YOU FREAK!

Marshall Lee: Faking it! Faking it! Okay, my shirt is like filled with cream puffs!

Cake: Oh goodness!

Marshall Lee: Glob Fionna...you're like the realist person I've ever met...

(Fionna punches Marshall in the face)

Marshall Lee: Ow, my cheek meat!

(Fionna begins to laugh hysterically)

Marshall Lee: Quit clowning, Fionna. Fionna? Fionna!

Marceline: The end.

(Princesses' mumble in satisfaction)

Ice King: Oh come on! You guys got mad at me for a bad story? I mean it's cute but...that's not how'd they be! But look, it might not be too late to polish this piece of...let's rip off some ideas, like, if Marshall Lee gets sick and dies, but, hes got a brother we didn't know about! His name's Marshall Lee...roy. Boom, shaka! I feel goosebumps!

Slime Princess: I like how it is!

(other princesses agree)

Ice King: Everyone get out...*sigh*

(Ice King goes to his secret Fionna and Cake shrine)

Ice King: I know you're out there somewhere...I just haven't figured out how to get to you! But believe me, I will! I will...