Marceline's Closet/Transcript

(The episode begins with Finn and Jake walking in Marceline's cave. Finn is holding a balloon, and Jake is holding his viola.)

Finn: Do you think it's right for Marceline to invite us to jam without Princess and BMO?

Jake: It's just a jam sesh. Is that what you're gonna jam with?

Finn: Yeah, man. Balloon music is the future. Listen. (He starts rubbing his balloon and demonstrates balloon music by rapping the Extremities Song.)

Jake: Pretty good. (They continue walking and come up to Marceline's house.) I don't think you mastered it yet.

Finn: Well, duh. I just started.

Jake: Oh, dude. There's a note.

Finn: What's it say?

Jake: (Reading note on Marceline's door) "Hey, guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back," blee-bloo-blop, "Don't go in my house."

Finn: That's it?

Jake: Yeah. Just "Don't go in my house" in all caps... written in blood.

Finn: Hmm. (Finn rubs his balloon and sits down; Jake also sits down and closes his eyes.) What are you doing?

Jake: Eliminating desire from my heart. It helps pass the time.

Finn: Come on! I can't do that! Let's play Cloud Hunt 'til she gets here.

Jake: No, man, I got a mental block with Cloud Hunt!

Finn: Yeah, that's what makes it awesome, 'cause I know I'll win.

Jake: Oh, what?! Bring it on, brother! Now explain the rules 'cause I forget.

Finn: Okay. I count to ten and you go hide somewhere. Then, I gotta try to find you. You can hide... anywhere in here. Anywhere in here, ...but Marcy's house is off limits because she said so. Okay?

Jake: Got it.

Finn: Okay. I'm gonna start counting. Ready.

Jake: (Glances at Marceline's house) Yes.

Finn: Go! One... (Jake runs towards Marceline's house.) Two... Three... Four... Five... Four...

(While Finn is counting, Jake goes through Marceline's dog-door. Finn then recites the poem that goes with Cloud Hunt.)

Finn: Cloud Hunt... GOTCHA! Huh. Hmm. (Checks under porch) AH-HA! (Finds nothing and goes on porch; spots Jake) JAKE! (Jake starts mirroring Finn.) Get out of there! Marceline's gonna kill you! Jake! I know this isn't a mirror. What the--?! You're doing it wrong, even! Get out! Get out!! (Finn goes inside. Jake spots him and continues mirroring him.) Dude, get out of there! She's gonna kill us! She'll be home any minute! Did you read the note?! I mean, you read the note! You told it to me!! (Gasps and tackles Jake)

(Marceline appears. Jake and Finn go upstairs before she can spot them.)

Marceline: (Sniffs) Smells like sourdough in here.

(Cut to upstairs in Marceline's bedroom; Finn and Jake hide in her closet)

Jake: She's gonna kill us. Once she finds out she's gonna tie us up and eat us like a spider.

Finn: You don't think I know that?! Hmmmmmmm... We'll wait for the right moment and sneak out... right under her big, fat caboose.

Jake: Okay, man. I can do this. (Begins pumping his fist) Egh! Egh! Egh!!

Finn: Shh, here she comes!

(Marceline pokes her head through her floor door)

Jake: Here she comes...

Finn: Shh, shh!!

(Marceline sniffs around. She turns the lights on and sniffs again.)

Marceline: Huh.

(She goes to the bathroom to urinate.)

Jake: Let's get outta here.

(Finn attempts to open the closet door; it creaks.)

Marceline: Hello?

(Marceline flushes and comes out of the bathroom.)

Jake: She didn't wash hands!

Marceline: Is someone here?

Finn: (To Jake) Shh!!

(Marceline sniffs; Finn and Jake get distressed. Eventually she sniffs her armpit.)

Marceline: That's what stinks! (Finn and Jake look relieved.) Where are those dweebs? (Dials cell phone; it begins to ring.)

(The scene cuts to Finn and Jake's Tree Fort where their phone is ringing.)

Finn (on voicemail): This is Jake!

Jake (on voicemail): And this is Finn!

(They both begin to laugh on the voicemail; scene cuts back to Marceline's bedroom)

Finn and Jake (on voicemail): We're not home right now, so... (They laugh some more. Finn and Jake begin snickering in the closet.) ...leave a message! (Marceline notices sounds from her closet; Finn and Jake (in the closet) quiet down.) Leave a message! (Tone sounds.)

Marceline: Uh... Yeah, hey, you guys. Are you still coming over? 'S jam time, so, like, call me, 'kay?

(She hangs up, then picks her nose; Finn and Jake are disgusted. She flicks the booger in the closet and it hits Jake. Finn and Jake look at each other for a moment. Suddenly Finn looks like he got an idea. He goes goes through Marceline's clothing looking for something.)

Jake: Whatcha doin'?

Finn: (Kneels down holding a piece of paper and a pencil) Get down. (Uses Jake's back as a writing platform. When Finn finishes writing, the note reads, "MARCY, PLEASE COME TO THE TREEHOUSE--IT'S AN AMERGENCY! [sic] Love, FINN + JAKE") When she gets this, she'll leave and we can escape!

Jake: Brilliant... but how's it gonna woik?