Evicted!/Transcript

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Jake:And after the carnage that it had wrought, the vampire SMASHED THEIR SKULLS!!! Just for the fun of it!

Finn:No way!

Jake:Yes way, it did. And then the vampire hunched over it's victims, and breathed their vaporized blood mist.

(warbling with tounge)

Finn:Ah, geez! Jake, is this stuff you're saying true? Or are you just trying to mess me up? You have to be honest.

Jake:Oh, it's true, man. I heard it from a reliable source.

Finn:Reliable? Rats!

Jake:Yeah. Some say it haunted this very tree!

Finn:This tree?!

Jake:(ominously)Good niiiight...

Finn:Jake?

(Jake warbling downstairs)

Finn:You're full of it, Jake!

(Jake warbling ominously)

Finn:Errr..(he hears croaking and sees a worm on his bed)

Finn:No worms on the BED!

(sees a tree limb tapping on his window, then a mysterious figure taps on the window)

Finn:Huh?(lightnig crashes, and the figure's scary face is seen)

Finn:AAAAAH!!! (runs downstairs)

Finn:Jake! Jake! I saw someone outside the window! I think it's the vampire, an I think we're unprepared, and I---

Jake:Relax, buddy. I made that story up. I was just trying to scare you.

Finn:But you said you heard it from a reliable source!

Jake:Ha ha! I made that up, too. I was trying to scare you, and it worked! (laughs)

(the window blows open by itself, the lights go out, and Jake screams)

Finn:No one's outside.

Jake:Whew!

Finn:It was just the wind, scaredy-cat.

Jake:I wasn't scared, I was singing. I was singing my scream song. Ahh! Ahh! AAaah-uh-aah!

Finn:You're a total wuss, man.

(a bag drops, there is a vampire on the ceiling that hisses and scares Finn and Jake)

Marceline:Hey, guys. What's up? I'm Marceline, the Vampire Queen.

Finn:(afraid)Are gonna smash my skull, and breath my blood mist?!

Jake:Don't suck our blood!

Marceline:(laughing) Calm down, weenies. I'm not gonna do that. (lights candles)

Finn:Sooo, you don't suck blood?

Marceline:Some times, I do. But it's not the blood that I like. It's the color. I eat shades of red.

(sucks the red out of a strawberry, and gives it to Finn)

Marceline:Uh, I am exhausted. I've been traveling all over the land of Ooo.