Normal Man (character)/Quotes

"Food for a beggar? (grunts) Food for a poor old man?"

"So, you got any kid? Food?"

"You know, believe it or not I'm not really a beggar, I'm actually a... MAGIC MAN!"

"(Bird whistles) Magic. Away!"

"You gave me that candy, now I'll do you a favor in return! A magic favor! A mystical magical favor! For you!"

"Because this day, a magical life listen comes to you."

"Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am, wazoo!"

"Food? Food for a beggar? Y'all got any food?"

"That's right, it is I, the Magic Man! Zap!"

"Come on apple-grease, what are you gonna do!"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Why should I? You still act like a hero only so you can get what you want."

"Wrong!"

"Hehehehehe! Yes, my children! You are so close to the answer!"

"Oh yes, that's it! You finally learned your lesson! and now I am off to spread my teachings to more sissy do-gooders!"

"You're welcome!"