The Suitor/Transcript

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{{L|Ogdoad|Hello, what jazz is this [Gasps] Peppermint Butler! That's the last straw, I will fill you with the shadow of a thousand brown portals! {{L|Peppermint Butler|Oh no Ogdoad, you are mine! {{L|[One of the Gumball Guardian suddenly went to check on Peppermint Butler]}} {{L|Gumball Guardian|Peanut Butler, bleh, Peppermint Butler, seize these dark magic activity [Grabs Peppermint Butler out on the tree].}} {{L|Ogdoad|Hey! Let me go first, I got stuff to do today!}} {{L|Peppermint Butler| [Standing on the Gumball Guardian's hand] Why'd ya do that for!?}} {{L|Gumball Guardian|You neglect your duties to the princess, she has been in her lab for 9 weeks, she need to get out, socialize, look, [Shows Peppermint Butler the suitors who has been waiting in line near Princess Bubblegum's lab.] her suitors, her faithful suitors, waiting for a chance to share her burden.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|No man, she won't date those old bags.}} {{L|Gumball Guardian|You must try, [Puts Peppermint Butler inside where the suitors are] The Candy Kingdom worries for it's leader, and it worries for you, dark one.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|[Sighs then walks through the suitors] Alright, all you guys are gross, how long have you been waiting to court the princess.}} {{L|[Some suitors began saying of how long they have been waiting.]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Geez! How long have you been here Krusty? [Points at Krusty]].}} {{L|Krusty{{cite}}|[Raises fist] Three hundred years, so what? Not too late right boy.}} {{L|All the suitors|[shouting] "It's not too late! Take me on a date! It's all right! Princess all right-"]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Shush! [Points Braco] What's your deal? {{L|Braco|I'm Braco, and I am born to court the Princess Bubblegum. {{L|Peppermint Butler|How old are you?'']}} {{L|Braco|Twenty-one years, I inherited my father's place in line after his assertion.}} {{L|Braco's father|[Raises hand] Hey.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|And you want to court the princess?}} {{L|Braco|Yes, [Puts his hands on his chest] my heart instructs me so.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Alright buddy, I'm giving you a shot.}} {{L|[The suitors began complaining when Peppermint Butler gave Braco a chance.]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|But it won't be easy.}} {{L|Braco|I was born for this, love be when on this day.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|[He and Braco went inside Princess Bubblegum's lab.] Sounds good man.}} {{L|[Peppermint Butler and Braco proceeds in her lab, Princess Bubblegum is seen sleeping with a pizza box on her head.]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Prubs!}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Wakes up] Yeah what? [Removes the pizza on her face] Who's that?}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|This is Braco.}} {{L|Braco|[Sweating] Son of Loghan, who has begot by Hobus.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Writing notes] Okay, yeah.}} {{L|Braco|I want to take you, on a date.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Shocked] Thank you Braco, that's very sweet, but no.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Princess this lab stinks like brown mist, it's unhealthy, you got to go outside and research on boys [Points Braco].}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|That is way out of line peps, and you guys are donkin' up my research! [Began to throw away the stuff on her table] Hello donk, donk!}} {{L|Braco|Princess I love you! I love you so much it hurts. [PB stands and went near him] The pain it-Huh?.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Points some kind of laser pointer on Braco's eye] Hmmm, what you're feeling is called "Infatuation", the pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected imaginary relationship with me.}} {{L|Braco|No princess! What I feel is real! Meet me in the garden tonight, [Ran towards the balcony and jumps] to unlock the mystery of meee!}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Braco!}} {{L|Braco|[Lying on top of Mr. Cupcake] Come to me tonight.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Okay Braco, but just for research alright.}} {{L|Braco|Yes princess.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Good job man! You take it from here.}} {{L|[The scene shifts to the garden where two candy persons are cutting the trees.]}} {{L|Candy Gardener#1{{cite}}|Yo, who's that with PB?}} {{L|Candy Gardener#2{{cite}}|Its that Braco guy.}} {{L|Candy Gardener#1{{cite}}|Are they dating?}} {{L|Candy Gardener#2{{cite}}|No brah, the princess don't date.}} {{L|Braco|[Has Princess Bubblegum's device connected to his forehead] Oh look, [Picks up a rose] a miracle of nature like you.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Now hand it to me, [Braco does so] hmmm, [Looks at her device] okay I have what I need for now.}} {{L|Braco|Uh huh.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Called Morrow] {{L|The Morrow|Screech! [Glides down towards PB as she jumps on her back and flew her to the castle] Screech!}} {{L|Braco|[Went down on his knees] Aww, [Sheds a tear] Nope, no tears for Braco! What did she say? I had what I need for now, so she will see me again, [Stands up] I shall not fall through papa! [Ran away off-screen].}} {{L|[The scene now changes to Braco walking down stairs with some coffins.]}} {{L|Braco|[He is walking down the stairs with him saying the things he is writing on his diary in the background] Dear personal diary, with consequences of my latest romantic misfortune, [Grabs torch] I decided to consult the man who knew best about her majesty, [Opened his grandfather's coffin who is holding the book "Mind Games"] father's father, amongst his dearest possessions he kept a book, containing every secret of seduction through superficiality... [Grabs the book].}} {{L|[The scene then changed to Braco, who is now wearing the suit and holding the book.]}} {{L|Braco|The art of "peacocking" [Braco grabs his grandfather's hat as the scene changed.]}} {{L|[The scene now changed into some kind of restaurant with some Candy People hanging out.]}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Doing some research then suddenly stops] Hi Braco, nice, hat.}} {{L|Braco|I know right. [Starts to move around while touching his hat] I am "peacocking" you to rally your attention.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Mhmmmmm [Taking notes].}} {{L|Braco|Ummm,so what's that on your head?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Looks at her head for a while] My crown.}} {{L|Braco|[Sweating] Oh, uhh-}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Fired an X-ray gun at Braco].}} {{L|Braco|[In pain] Oww.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Hmmm [Ran off].}} {{L|Braco|[Still in pain] Princess! Owww.}} {{L|[The scene changed to Braco's room, he is writing on his diary and it is raining outside.]}} {{L|Braco|Dear personal diary, I am in terrible pain [Sheds a tear and threw the hat of his grandfather off the window] AHHHHHHHH! She is in her castle somewhere, a lonely heart, do not fear princess, [Slaps himself] I won't let you down [Closed the windows].}} {{L|[The scene goes to Princess Bubblegum's lab where Peppermint Butler announces the arrival of Finn and Jake through a speaker.]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Princess, Finn and Jake are here as requested.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Hey guys.}} {{L|Finn|Hey PB, [Sat down] what's up?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[Took out a remote from her lab coat] This is a soul stone, [Lights turned off] I need one for something I'm working on, of course it's really rare, but my scanners found one, it's in the Vapor Swamps. {{cite}}}} [Turned on the lights] I printed the map with all the details.}} {{L|Finn|PB, who's the new guy?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|What? [Turns around]}} {{L|Finn|Hey man. [Gets the map]}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Oh, that's Braco, a suitor of mine.}} {{L|Finn|Oh cool, that's cool you're dating, that's coool, see ya princess.}} {{L|[The scene now went to Finn and Jake whose now walking away from the Candy Kingdom.]}} {{L|Finn|What'ya think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kinda wierd, [Faces Jake] and passive and baby lanish, [Jake panics and is trying to tell Finn that Braco is behind them] and too unheroic for Peebs. [Looks behind him and is shocked] And then I smash that peach! {{L|Braco|[Went down on his knees] Jake and Finn, I seek your aid, I need to ask you for that map, there with I can bring the soul stone to Bubblegum, then she'll love me.}} {{L|Finn|That road you're on lead to nowhere. [Hands off the map to Braco]}} {{L|Braco|Oh oh, [Ran off the distance] thank you!}} {{L|[The next scene now went to the Vapor Swamps {{cite}}} where Braco hitched a ride to get there.]}} {{L|???|Whoho! This is how far I can go.}} {{L|Braco|[Went off the cart]}} {{L|???|Hurry man, GET OFF! [Went away]}} {{L|[''Braco went off to find the soul stone. He climbed down a cliff, but unfortunately fell and rips his shirt.'']}} {{L|Braco|Ah! Oh! Uhhh. [Stands up then proceeds to walk pass a giant insect monster]}} {{L|Giant Insect Monster|Hey I see you! [Sliced Braco's bag open]}} {{L|[''Braco proceeds to find the soul stone, he then found the fire pit like in the map that has a key. Stared a little at the key then jumps in the pit.'']} {{L|Braco|I found the key! [Jumps in the fire pit] AHHHHH!}} {{L|[''As Braco got the key and got out, he has a big burn mark on his face, both hands and feet, and mostly bald and injured.}} {{L|Braco|[Removes the cloth on his face] Uhhh. [Happily looks at the key]}} {{L|[''The next scene is where Braco was walking to find the soul stone, as he was walking, a person suddenly opens his eyes as Braco walks through him. Braco made it to where the soul stone is hidden.'']}} {{L|Braco|[Unlocks the seal of where the soul stone it hiddden] The soul stone, this journey has come to an end. [Grabs the soul stone and produced a bright light]}} {{L|[As the light fades away, the guardians of the soul stone appeared and attacked him, but missed and hit the other guardian instead]}} {{L|Guardian #1|AHHHHHH! YOU BROKE MY HANDS!}} {{L|[The other guardian, who broke the guardian's hand, attacks Braco once more and hits him, which sends him flying towards a rock.]}} {{L|The Beast {{cite}}}}|["angrilly'] STOOOP!}} {{L|The Three Guardians|The Beast! [Kneels down]}} {{L|Braco| [coughs]}} {{L|The Beast {{cite}}}}|[Jumped towards Braco] RAAAAWR! Why have you stolen my treasure boy!}} {{L|Braco|[Stands up] For the one, I love.}} {{L|The Beast {{cite}}}}|Huh, take the stone.}} {{L|[The scene changes to Princess Bubblegum, who is experimenting under a microscope.]}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Hmmm.}} {{L|Braco|[Covered PB's eyes] Guess who.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|[sighs] Braco, ehhh, what happened to you?}} {{L|Braco|Oh look, can it be, [Grabs the soul ball from PB's hair] it's a soul stone!}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Oh, yeah, sorry, I don't need that anymore, I just finished programing a proper stimulation of the soul, in fact, this is much easier to manipulate than the real one, Braco?}} {{L|[The scene went to Braco and he is writing on his personal diary.]}} {{L|Braco|Hmmm, [''Puts the pen on his diary and closed it. And then he grabs a hammer as he breaks the soul stone, in which a soul came out, threw his diary and his teapot off the table, and breaks his ink jar''] WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME! [A Gumball Guardian grabs him through the window] Ahhh!}} {{L|[The scene goes again to Peppermint Butler, who is still talking to Ogdoad.]}} {{L|Ogdoad|Set me free you trench!}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Give me the key to the shadow realm! {{L|Braco|Ahhhh! {{L|Gumball Guardian|You said you were going to handle this, you are doing a bad job.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|[sighs] Alright I got this, peace. [The Gumball Guardian left] What's up man? PB is not in to you? {{L|Braco|Yeah man, I'm throwing the towel.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Whoa, come on, PB's a tough nut, but don't trip out.}} {{L|Braco|But you must help me, to crack the nut. [Lies down]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|No problem man, [Sits on his body] we'll use magic, "shadow demon" magic.}} {{L|Ogdoad|Say what?}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|For your freedom, a spell.}} {{L|Ogdoad|Yes.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Make this man you know Braco a walking love magnet.}} {{L|Ogdoad|[Evil laugh] He he he he, this I can do, but can you pay the price Braco?}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|The price is you freedom man.}} {{L|Ogdoad|This price lies outside our arrangement, to receive you must pay!}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Hmmm, alright, maybe no dark magic. [Ogdoad laughing in the backround]}} {{L|Braco|I'll pay any price, for love! {{L|Ogdoad|[Continues to laugh and blasts him with a dark magic spell]} {{L|Braco|Waaahhh! [Began to transform].}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Release!}} {{L|Cinnamon Bun|Uhhh, who's that? Huh, what?}} {{L|Braco|[Makes groaning noises and his voice and appearance changes like he and a demon combined] Am I a walking love magnet?}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Well you paid the price man, no doubt, and I wanna have your babies.}} {{L|Braco|To the princess then!}} [Left the tree]}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|Wait what about meee! {{L|[The scene went to PB where she is talking and asking some questions to a robot that look like her she made.]}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|And what's your number one priority.[Hands the lazer pointer to P-bot]}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum Bot|To find someone to share my life with.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Awesome, he he he, [Takes some notes] you ready to go some on dates?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum Bot|Uh, yeah, who should I date?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|There's a guy named Braco who's really nice.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum Bot|Ooo, where is he?}} {{L|Braco|I'm here!}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Braco? What happened to you?!}} {{L|Braco|I paid the price for love, was it worth it? Do you love me?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Yes I love you.}} {{L|Braco|Then marry me! We'll travel the world, have adventures, make the babes fat and wierd and float up to 50th Dead World {{cite}}}} right?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|Oh Braco, I don't want any of that mess I do love you, but it's the undifferentiated love I feel for all candy citizens, I cannot permit one of my citizens to suffer, the way you're suffering over me, so I made you this, meet my doppelganger, P-Bot.[[P-bot stands up]}} {{L|Braco|Uhhh, this feels wrong.}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum Bot|Oh Braco, [Kisses him on the cheeks] let's get out of this smelly lab.}} {{L|Braco|Okay! [Carries P-bot and ran away to the balcony] Thank you princess! [Jumps over the balcony] Woohoo!}} {{L}Princess Bubblegum Bot|Woohoo!}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|You're welcome, my love [Drops a tear].}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|[Suddenly shows up when the Gumball Guardian puts him near PB]}}Where is he? Where's Braco?}} {{L|Princess Bubblegum|I let him go peps, I knew he couldn't be happy without me so I built him a robo wife.}} {{L|Peppermint Butler|You should have given his to me! [Slaps her]}}

Episode ends