User blog comment:Adventuretimegurl123/EVEN BIGGER AT NEWS!!!!/@comment-204.145.106.227-20120822204614/@comment--20120822220539

Because the demon sword is cooler.

Because there is no Goddess of Ooo. Sorry, I forgot Princess Bubblegum

Because she's too perfect to ever cry.

Because the demon sword is not impure to begin with.