Gotcha!/Transcript

(The episode starts with Finn, Jake, and BMO playing a game. BMO throws a ball.)

BMO: Jake, if I beat you, you have to call me "sensei" for a month.

Jake: Deal.

(Turtle Princess goes by on a slow-moving rocket.)

Turtle Princess: Hi, guys!

Finn, Jake, and BMO: 'Sup, Turtle Princess?

(She leaves them. Scene cuts to Lumpy Space Princess swatting bugs off of herself.)

Lumpy Space Princess: Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Get your hands off me, Steven!! YAH! (Throws him down) And you, too, Chad! (Flicks ant away)

(Turtle Princess enters.)

Turtle Princess: Heeeey, giiiirl!

Lumpy Space Princess: Heeeey, giiiirl!

Turtle Princess: Brought you some little fruit pies.

Lumpy Space Princess: Awesome. (Starts eating)

Turtle Princess: How ya doin' out here?

Lumpy Space Princess: Turtle Princess, the men out here will not leave me alone!

Turtle Princess: Huh... it must be nice.

Lumpy Space Princess: Nah. It's horrible. They just want me for my lumps! (Vulture screeches at them.) These lumps aren't for SALE, BILLY! (Throws fruit pie at vulture making it fly away.) (To Turtle Princess) Aren't you sick of men going after your turtle lumps?

Turtle Princess: Actually, I've never been able to work my T-lumps. I just know what I read in books. (Gasps) Hey! You should write a book telling me how to do it!

Lumpy Space Princess: Oh, my Glob! Turtle Princess! I've always wanted to write trashy books for ladies! (Snake hisses at her) YAH! (Hits it) BACK OFF ME, RICKY!! (To Turtle Princess) Yeah, everyone needs to know when I work these lumps, no man is immune to their influence!

(Two balls land in front of them. Finn enters.)

Finn: Jake's ball landed over here, BMO!

Turtle Princess: (Gasps) LSP! Finn would be perfect as the test subject for your lump studies!

(BMO and Jake enter.)

BMO: Yay! I win! (To Jake) Bow to your sensei!

Jake: Aaah...

Finn: Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Turtle Princess: (To Lumpy Space Princess) You gotta go undercover and conduct your lump science on him. Prove to the world that even a white knight like Finn is no match for the power of your lumps!

Lumpy Space Princess: I'll do it! For the world! And for you, girl!

Turtle Princess: Oh, girl!

(They both smile. Lumpy Space Princess grabs a plastic grocery bag off the ground and dons it like a spaghetti-strap dress. Scene shifts to the Grasslands; Lumpy Space Princess is going to the Tree Fort.)