User blog:Andre787/A Guide To How To Get A Popular Blog Post

'''Please note that the elements in this blog are made for comedical purposes. Please refrain from actually using this blog for your reasons as this would surely entitle rage, blocking of your account and etc. So please, do not use this as a source.'''

If you are reading this, you are probably reading it becuz you want your blog to be super popular, super hip, or you just came here for the laughs. Well, it doesn't matter cuz you're reading this blog.

==Drama blog==

Dr00ma blogs. They are quite common throughout the AT Wikia. But to explain shortly, Dr00ma blogs include raging about someone/something, complaining about someone/something and probably something liek "GIVE MONEY TO THESE PEWR PEEPS"

Here is a perfect example

"I am leaving this wiki FOR GOOD."

Woah there. All you'd get is views but no comments (However the comments would be surely ridicolous at this point. So, bah, u get ze idea.) To get moar comments, add some drama.

"I am leaving this wiki because ponies are invading this wiki. I think it is very useless and immediately horrible. Also, I think FP is so overrated and I hate everyone who screams "FP IS BEST FEMALE CHARACTER"

And hereby, I leave this wiki."

Congratulations! A lot of rage comments will enter yar blog. Some peeps will spam just for the good of it. But meh, at least you got to the popular blogs list!

Also, blogs that have "(Show that everyone loves) is ending indefinitely" but isn't really ending can be entitled as a drama blog.

Protip: Insert drama on your title to get views 20% faster

Show Predictions, Show Reviews etc
Show Predictions. A Nostradamus eh? Then post a blog about it! Show predictions are basically blogs that tells readers to discuss about an upcoming episode. Here's an example.

"What are your predictions for the upcoming episode, Burning Low?"

WRONG. This would only attract liek, 10 comments and then it gets buried by some other blogs.

A much better post would be

"Hello there! I just watched the preview of Burning Low! I think this episode will be totes awesome cause it has Flame Princess in it. Plus, Princess Bubblegum is totes jelly in the episode! Oh boy, I can't wait to watch it. So basically, what would be your predictions for this episode?"

It'd have a chance of survival. But some readers would just go "meh this is laem." So, I suggest having more stuff in it!

"Hello there! I just watched the preview of Burning Low! I think this episode will be totes awesome cause it has Flame Princess in it. Plus, Princess Bubblegum is totes jelly in the episode! Oh boy, I can't wait to watch it. So basically, what would be your predictions for this episode?

By the way... FLAME PRINCESS HAS TEETH? OH EM GEE THIS BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS"

BOOM! You have a 75% chance of making it popular!

Also, for show reviews, use a familiar format.

Protip: Insert a funny first lines to attract readers

Fanfictions
Basically, fanfictions are not that popular in the AT Wikia Blogs Section. However, a well-written fanfiction can make it to the popular blogs list. Don't make me give you an example. Gewgl was born for that.

Either way, there are also fanfictions that make it to popular blogs. These are known as parody fanfics and are probably not common. But meh, you wanna go to the popular blogs list!

"ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS FLAME PRINCESS. SHE WAS SITTING IN A TREE AND GOT EATEN BY A SNAIL, THE END"

Wow! A masterpiece if you ask me! However, it doesn't have enough things to be popular. Add moar stuff in it. Bold it if necessary.

"People said they hate fanfics. Well, I am going to change their mind with an awesome new fanfic that will totes blow their mind off! Well, here I go!

'''ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS FLAME PRINCESS. SHE WAS SITTING IN A TREE AND GOT EATEN BY A SNAIL. HOWEVER, HER TEETH WAS FILLED WITH POISON AND ATE THE SNAIL FROM THE INSIDE. THE END.'''

So, did you guys liek it? Of course you did!"

Congratulations! You just created a funny fanfic that is sure to attract tons of readers! It is not a 100% guarantee, but it's a start however.

Protip: Insert funny unrelated (or related img) if necessary.

Another Protip: Insert extremely wrong grammar if necessary.

Drawings, Art Galleries etc.
So, you know how to draw? Post them in a blog. Just basically put ur artworks in it and if you're lucky, it'd attract readers. The comments you'd see are basically admirers or fans of urs, or possibly some people who are jelly and rage at you.

Protip: Try to impress people.

Congratulations!
Congratulations! You have just finished this blog. If you try using these awesome tips, you'd totes have a popular blog! Also, you'd be pirating the nightosphere out of me and I'd sue you because of copyright.

Also, thank you for reading another product of mine. I spent over 30 minutes creating this blog all for no gain.

Once again, thank you for reading this blog. I hope to see you another day.

Also, if you didn't read the first sentences, I'd like to say that this blog is a joke and that it should not be used as a source or actully use the tips I gave u.

Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate! (crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray!

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate!

(spoken)Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Arr yarr, ahoy and avast, dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

Hahaha! (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until its time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again!

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate!

Laaaand ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate!

(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads, Wherever you go!

(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below, You are a pirate!

(spoken)Hahahahaa! You're a pirate!

 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you