Earl of Lemongrab/Quotes

"This castle is in unacceptable condition! Unacceptable!"

"Thirty Days In The Dungeon! [...] Everyone in this room! Mmmlluuuuuuugh!"

"Too young! Too young to rule the kingdom!"

"I am next in line to the throne! So, I will be in charge until Princess Bubblegum turns eighteen again!"

"If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap! A-a-and clean this place up or dungeon! Three hours dungeon!"

"Huh? (Reading quietly) "You... really... smell... like... dog buns." Nnnuuuooooooooooooooouuuuuhhhh!"

"So, which one of you was it? Who did the thing? [...] Ffffffuuuuummmm! The thing! The thing!"

"Prank? For... laughs? Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank... for laughs. Ahhhahahahahahahaha-Ohohohohoaaahahahahoh!"

"Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years, no trials. C'mon, let's move it!"

"(Sob and Cough) Ha! Haha! Good one! (Retch) Keep 'em coming! I'm not going anywhere!"

"Also, I don't know where food comes from."

"Ahh! Atatatatat-No! That is why I'm royal, and you are servile!"

"Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?!"

"One million years dungeon!"

"I am the earl... [...] The earl... of nothing!"

"You made me! You made me! You're my Glob!"

"They didn't understand my lemon styles. I like this way better."

"No! No! No more helping! You're the one who made me this way. How can you help? You unload your punkest boys on me. You try to change my ways. You're poison! You're poison! You need reconditioning. Reconditiooooooooon!"