Davey/Transcript

(The episode start out with a bunch of Candy People sitting infront of the Tree Fort. A Dragon  attacks the kids.)

Finn: (Comes towards Jake who is sitting and playing his video-game) I'm here just in time! (stands on Jake's hand.) 

Jake: (Throws him towars the dragon.)

Finn: (Reaches the dragon and cuts its belly.)

Jake: (Shocked.) Whoa!

(Candy People come out of the dragons belly and cheering.)

Jake: (Points to Finn.) Don't let the dragon, drag on, man.

Finn: (Nods.) Mhm

Randy: Sign my rock.

Finn: Thanks!

Candy People #1: (Runs up to Finn.) FINN! (Chunters.) HAVE DINNER WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! FINN! (Keeps saying please until Finn responds.)

Finn: Sure, man. Yeah. Sure, sometime.

Candy People #1: (Cries from happiness.) How about... EVERY NIGHT! THIS WEEK!

Finn: Well, maybe one night.

Candy People #1: (Clears tears and stops crying.) C'mon, man! Every night!

Randy: No, man! You get out of here!

Candy People #1: (Punches Randy in the face.) BOOM!

(Randy and Candy People #1 start to fight against each other.)

Finn: Hey, y'all! Don't fight!

Jake: (Whispers to Finn.) We should get out of here, Finn. I think someone called the heat.

(Banana Guards come towards the scene while Finn and Jake run away.)

(At the treehouse, Jake puts an egg in the bowl and smashes it with a spoon when they hear a noise outside. Finn goes to the window and checks it out.)

Candy People #1: (Shouts.) HAVE DINNER WITH ME!

Finn: Sucks!

BMO: (Runs up to Finn.) Finn, can go outside today?

Finn: I guess I could. I just don't wanna deal with those guys right now.

BMO: Ooooohhhhhh.... Deal with me! (Goes and wears robber cloths.) Let's play, Copps and Robbers! (In a thief's voice) Give me your bank account! Bang! Bang! (Trips over) Reach for the roof and give me all your gold bricks.

Finn: Ah, okay, okay, don't hurt me!

BMO: Don't worry, Finn. (takes off the mask) It's only me, BMO! I'm wearing a disguise!

Finn: (Chuckles) Hmm....

(Finn is in the bathroom shaving his hair while BMO is sitting on the sink and crying.)

BMO: (Crying.) Your beauty is destroyed!

(Finn finishes shaving his hair and covers the remaining parts in molasses. And does the same to another part and puts him on his upper lip.)

Finn: BMO, how do I look?

BMO: Like the devil!

(Finn goes to the chicken and startles Jake.)

Jake: Intruder! Finn! There's an intruder in here!

Finn: No! (Takes his moustache off.) It's me, Finn! This is my alter-ego...... Davey Johnson!

Jake: Ahhhhhh.

Finn: I'll dress up like this so no one bothers me about being Finn.

Jake: Do you think that'll go into do the trick?

Finn: I dunno! (Jusmps out of the treehouse.)

Candy People #1: Is that Finn?

Finn (Davey): Hello! (Keeps changing voice.) Hello, hello, helloo...... Hello! I'm Davey!

(Candy People get dissapointed and go sit infront of the treefort and wait for Finn.)

(Davey runs up to the Candy Kingdom.) Hi! I'm Davey!

-Ah, so what?

Davey: You wanna have dinner with me?

Lollipop Girl: No way, weirdo.

Davey: Haha! (Runs up to the bikes place then runs to the end of the street. Returnn and grabs 3 coins out of the fountain. Walks up to Cinnamon Bun who is dancing. Then goes and sits on a bench. Grabs a coco bird and takes a bite.)

Coco Bird shop owner: Hey! You've gotta pay for those, man. I'm trying to run a business here!

Davey: (Walks up to him and gives the coco bird.) I gotta find a job! (Runs to the fountain and tosses the three coins back in it. Goes to the broom store.) I need a job!

Broom store owner: Got new sweep a broom!

Davey: You betcha! (Grabs the broom and sweeps the small brooms.)

(At sundown, the whitle blows.)

Davey: Jeez lousie! Quting time already?

Broom store owner: Sure is, Davey.

Davey: Take her east, boss.

Broom store owner: Goodnight, Davey.

(At the treehosue in Finn and Jake's bedroom.)

Finn: (Takes off his moustache.) Man, today was awesome. Just normal, y'know? Just like a normal day. No drama, or any of that. Just super normal. Man it was great.

Jake: (While lying in his bead.) That's cool. Goodnight, Finn.

Finn: (Puts on his moustache.) I'm Davey.

Jake: Haha! Yeah.

Davey: I'm Davey! (Puppils turn big.)

(In the morning, sounds of would being chopped comig from outside.)

Jake: (Wakes up.) Hey, Finn, you wanna have dinner instead of breakfast today? Finn? (Wiggles his ears.) That must be him. (Gets up and goes to the door.)

(The Candy People are outside.)

Candy People #1: I MADE YOU DINNER, FINN! WHERE WERE YOU!?

Jake: (Opens the fron door. Walks up to Davey.) Uhh.... What's going on?

Davey: Oh, heya, mister, thanks for putting me up last night. I'm just chucking some would so I can build a cabin to live in.

(Jake gets shocked.)

Randy: (Walks up to the scene and grabs the chucked wood.) Hey, I'm Randy.

Davey: Randy, wanna eat dinner tonight?

Randy: Nah, I'm busy. I like to wonder at night.

Jake: Finn what's going on?

Davey: (Takes Jake to the other side of the half built cabin. So he can talk to him in private.) You gotta start calling me Davey, mister. Because that's my name! Daaaaaaayyyyyyyyyveeeeeeeeeyyyy!

Jake: Oh, no! Have you lost your teacups, man?

Davey: Mister, I don't know nothing about that. I'm just a working joe. Trying to stake my claim. Under the sun. And look at on the beautiful green fields called, life!

Jake: Ahhhhhhhh........

Randy: Hey, Davey, where do you want these logs?

Davey: Just attatch them to the cabin. Just like how the should be. So it looks like a cabin. We're gonna build a right wall and front wall.

Randy: How about the roof?

Davey: Maybe.

Randy: I've been holding these.

Davey: They look good.

Jake: Gotta figure a way to get Finn to act normal. (Then he sees BMO.)

BMO: ''Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pewwww.....''

(Randy and Davey sitting on rocking chairs infront of the cabin and drinking soda while Jake comes in a robber suit.)

Jake: Ah! Give me the waller! Or feel my claw! Give me your wallet!

BMO: Watch out! A robber!

Jake: I'll cut you! I mean, rob you! (Takes randy as a hostage.)

Davey: No!

Jake: I'm a robber and I'm gonna rob this guy's life! And there's nobody who can stop me. Unless there's a hero arond here. Like there's someone here who is actually a hero in disguise. They can probably stop me. (Runs up to Davey.) C'mon, Finn. Be a hero.

Randy: What? What are we talking about?

Jake: Bud out, Randy!

Randy: (While being pulled back.) Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

(Davey goes into the cabin.)

Jake: (Whispers.) Yes, Finn. Put on your awesome hat and beat me up.

Randy: What?

Jake: I'm not talking to you, Randy!

Davey: (Comes out of the cabin.) I called the police.

Jake: Wait, what?

(In the next scene, the banana guards are dragging Jake.)

Jake: Guys, it's not what it looks like! That guy isn't really named Davey. It's Finn! He brainwashed himself to become Davey and I was just trying to inspire him to go back to being Finn.

Banana Guards: Yeah, yeah. We've heard that before. C'mon robber!

Jake: (Shouts to Davey.) Finn, don't let the dragon, drag on, man. Don't let the dragon, drag on!

Davey: (In Finn's voice.) Don't let the dragon........ Jake!

Randy: (While drinking his soda and sitting on the rocking chair.) Well that was pretty unusual, wasn't it, Davey?

Davey: Get outta here Randy! Get out! (Breaks a glass.)

(Randy goes away.)

Davey: (Takes off his moustache and starts talking to it.) No more Davey.

Moustache: But you love being Davey.

Finn: I do love being Davey but being Davey caused Jake to get arrested.

Moustache: But remember that time when Davey sat in the park and saw some people walking around?

Finn: Yeah, that was nice.

Moustache: And  remember that time when Davey swept the floors?

Finn: (Chuckles.) Yeah, that was great, too.

Moustache: But do you really wanna go back to being a famous hero? Why not just be Davey? Simple man, with simple goals and simple problems. You can just blend in and live the simple life.

Finn: Yeah.... Blend in. Y'know, maybe I'll be Davey just one more time! (Puts the moustache on.)

Davey: One more time!

(Banana Guards are deciding what to do while guarding the prisoners.)

Banana Guard #1: C'mon, man! That last game wasn't fair.

Banana Guard #2: How about: Who can hold up their hand the longest?

Banana Guard #1: Okay, this game breaks the tie.

Banana Guard #2: Okay.

Banana Guard #1: Last game.

Banana Guard #2: Last game.

(They both hold up their hands while Davey comes in and sweeps the floor.)

Davey: Hey, fellas. How's tricks?

Banana Guard #2: Hey, Davey.

Davey: (Goes next to Banana Guard #2 and whispers to himself.) Ah! Keys! (Touches the key with his broom.)

Banana Guard #2: Hm? (Starts shivering.) What's going on?

Davey: Ah. Would you care for a body sweep?

Banana Guard #2: Umm..... Yeah.... Sure. I do feel kinda dirty.

(Davey starts sweeping Banana Guard #2's body.)

Banana Guard #1: You sure know how to party, Davey.

Davey: (Reaches the key with his broom and pushes it into his pocket.)

Banana Guard #2: (Cheers because he's wining.) Yes yes yes!

Banana Guard #1: No no no!

(Davey Walks up to Jake's prison while the banana guards are distracted. He opens Jake's prison door open with the key.)

Jake: Davey!?

(Davey takes off his moustache.)

Finn: No, it's me, Finn!

Jake: Finn! (Walks up to Finn!)

Banana Guard #2: (Comes to Jake's prison.) Here's your meal criminal. We feed hard criminals. (Realizes the prisoner is free. Drops the meal.) Hey, stop!

(Finn and Jake go outside the prison.)

Finn: (Pust Jake's robber cloths on a candy horse and sticks his moustache to the back of the horse. Takes his hat out and puts it on. Waves to the moustache.) Goodbye, Davey.

Davey: Goodbye, Finn.

(Finn slaps the horses butt and the horse starts running.Then the Banana Guards come.)

Banana Guard #2: Hey, there they go!

Banana Guard #1: Yeah, there goes Davey and the criminal.

(They both see Finn.) Oh, hey, Finn! (They start following Davey and the criminal.)

Finn: Good luck catching those guys!

Banana Guard #2: (Shouts out to Finn.) Thanks!

Jake: (In Finn's pocket.) Glad to have you back, buddy.

Finn: Word.

(Jakes turns his back and farts just like in It Came from the Nightosphere and the episode ends.)