Ice King/Quotes

"FINN! You've ruined my chances with five or six potential wives! For that, you will--(Finn punches him in the beard)--OOF! Oh, my beard..."

"Your hat is stupid!"

"Do you know what Ice King MEANS?! (Jake replies, "Yeah, I know what Ice King means: a big nerd!")"

"I'll show you fun. Fun is my middle name!"

"Ladies! I brought you a baby, and a puppy!"

"PLAY IT OR I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO JUICE!!!!"

"I have to go potty in the bathroom."