User talk:Datadoggieein

Have you ever heard of that urban legend about that lost episode of Adventure Time called ''Socrates' Wish. ''I have read the urban legend and I would like to know if it is real. Here it is, ENJOY:

"You all probably know about the hit show "Adventure Time" on Cartoon Network. And you all probably saw the premiere...or you think you did.

I was awake in my living room, the time about 3:30 AM, watching TBS. I was surfing through the TV guide, when I came across a new episode of Adventure Time called "Socrates' Wish". I turned it to Cartoon Network, and the intro of the show was just finishing. I laid back in my seat, waiting for the newest episode.

What I saw was drastically unpleasant. It started out in the Candy Kingdom, Finn and Jake racing up to the doors. They burst through them, and I saw the Peppermint Butler's head bitten off by some sort of dragon. Blood squirted out from PB's neck, and the dragon saw Finn and Jake. He flew off.

The pair walk through the castle, seeing all sorts of Candy Kingdom citizens either dead or sitting up, smiling ominously. They walk past Cinnamon Bun, a sit-upper, when suddenly he grabs onto Jake. Finn tries to throw him off, but he is unsuccessful. Jake suddenly turns brown as squelching noises are heard as he falls out of view, as well as the screams of the dog. Finn, cautious, continues on.

He gets to the main part of the palace. Princess Bubblegum is seen sitting in her throne. "Oh, Finn, thank you for coming! All of my citizens have turned into zombies!" I could barely make this out: the audio was blurred a little. "Any time, Princess. I lost Jake on the way here...any way you could help him?" Audio blurred again. "Finn, we can't help the people in Japan, can we?" Finn steps closer. "Japan? What's--" Suddenly, the throne jolts around to find a green Princess Bubblegum with half of her body missing. All that's left is bones. She leaps at Finn, biting his head off gruesomely. Blood spatters out as Finn falls down, dead.

"Down With The Sickness" started to play as some candy zombies carried Jake and Finn's lifeless bodies outside. They throw them off of cliffs, then celebrate. Suddenly, they turn back to normal. Also as sudden, the ground turns into a pack of leeches. In fact, everything turned into leeches. The candy citizens were sucked into the pits of leeches, slowly dying. The scene faded to black, then white text came into view:

"THE ENCLOSED EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BY THE US GOVERNMENT. PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMS ON CARTOON NETWORK." ,

It was a traumatic experience, for sure. I slowly went back to sleep, only to be woken up by my mother: it was time for the first day back at elementary school." I thout it was creepy, But I think it ends with the macabe-yet-happy ending of a skeletal Finn and Jake living a peaceful "life" in the Land of the Dead. I would like to know if it is true.Datadoggieein 03:26, March 22, 2011 (UTC)