User blog:SamtheEditor/Epic Rap Battles of History - All Adventure Time Characters

- Round 1: Flame King vs. Vampire King -

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Flame King vs. Vampire King! Begin!

Flame King: Well, look who we have here

I could slap you right in your ear

You could never stop a profit of legacy

But you could stop a profit of destiny

No wonder how you were from the past

But, oh God, you're gonna get a blast

They might even torture and punish you

And they could answer that you're so doomed

I can sure kick some basic crap

How the hell'd you get out of that trap?

Vampire King: Excuse me, you arrogant dude

Maybe you're just absolutely so rude

I'm gonna play a game that's called ping pong

And maybe it's your own theme song

Even better, you gotta give up on Marceline