Incendium/Transcript

(A​t the top of the Tree Fort, Finn watching, Jake eating a watermelon and Princess Bubblegum showing her latest invention.)

Princess Bubblegum: And so, through my experiments with cloud seeding.

I've invented...

Liquid Pyrotechnics.

(Fireworks Bursting)

Jake: That's really cool PB.

Princess Bubblegum: Ahh, Thanks puppy.

Jake: Isn't it coold Finn?

Finn: Owwww-guh

Princess Bubblegum: (Chuckles)

(Finn makes an attempt to put his head on her lap, but she pushes him away)

Princess Bubblegum: Uhh, Finn.

No.

Come on, Finn, don't be weird.

Look I'll see you guys later.

(Princess Bubblegum leaves)

(Finn becomes heart-broken, suddenly the rain clouds came and it rained with thunder. Finn and Jake goes quickly inside the Tree Fort.)

Finn: Huh? Oh. (Panting)

(Later, inside the house.)

Jake: It's letting up. Hey Finn come on, let's go do something.

Finn: (Sighing)

Jake: (Whispers) Beemo, put on a game.

(Beemo turns on a game and Finn begins to sing a song: All Gummed Up Inside)

Finn: I can't keep pushing this down any deeper,

Why do I keep trying if I can't keep her?

Every move I make,

Is just another mistake,

I wonder what it would take,

Because it feels like there's a hole inside my body,

Like there's a hole inside my heart.

It's like this feeling is gonna consume me,

(Motorcycle explodes and 2 options appear)

If I keep waiting for this thing to start.

Oh, I feel like I'm all gummed up inside,

It's like I'm all gummed up inside,

It's like I'm all gummed up insi-i-de.... I-i-ide.

(Sighs)

Jake: Oh Finn.... Uncle Jake's gotta find you a new love interest.

(Jake walks out and wears a pair of boots and a backpack.)

Jake: Finn, I'm going out for a quick.... walk in the woods.

Finn: Uhhhh

Jake: Beemo, you look after him with your camera-eyes.

Beemo: If anyone tries to hurt Finn, I would kill them.

Jake: Ok, good.

(Jake goes down the ladder, then leaves the Tree Fort.)

(Jake sings the Lady Song while walking above the trees.)

Jake: Gotta find a honey for my homie,

A baby for my buddy,

(Deep voice) A lady for my laddie...

Flambo: (Screams)

Jake: Woman!

(Flambo is covering under the wash tub and is under attack by Iron Owls.)

Jake: I'll save you wash tub princess!

Flambo: (Still screaming)

(Jake kicks the Iron Owls and saves Flambo.)

Jake: Your safe now Miss... Flambo!?

Flambo: Yeah it's me. Bet you thought I was dame americana my girlish screamin.

Jake: I did think that. (Throws the wash tub)

Flambo: Haha, I will. Thanks anyway, brother.

Jake: Hey.... Youre pretty plugged-in, Flambo.

Do you know any princesses, Finn's age?

Flambo: Oh, yeah. I know just a "skirt" and she's way hot.

(Obviously interested and excited, Jake travels with Flambo to the Fire Kingdom.)

(Lava Man walking)

Jake: She's from Fire Kingdom? Think I'll die, if I go in there.

Flambo: Heh, oh yeah.

(Flambo casting the Flame Shield: chants and also creates a series of runic symbols. He spits on Jake once the spell is cast, but that was apparently just to spit on him.)

Jake: Ouw

Flambo: There, I cast Flame Shield on yahs also I spit on yahs.

Jake: (Deep voice) Emmmmm....

(Jake then checks on Finn with BMO's camera.) Beemo came on.

Finn (on BMO's camera): Cold darn you tear dust. Yah! Yah!

J: Uhh, hang in there buddy.

(After a pack Fire Wolves passed by the 2 Fire Guards, the door opens and Jake and Flambo enters the castle.)

Jake: (Gasps)

(Flame Princess looks at the two visitors.)

Jake: (Jake scratches his stomach) Yow! What up?

I'm Jake, Jake the (Flambo hits Jake at the gut) Dooug.

Flambo: (Whispers) Dude, you gotta pretend like youre a royal blood.

Jake: Could have told me this sooner.

Flambo: Hah! Yeah.

(Jake and Flambo walks closer to the Flame King.)

Jake: Good modo, Majesty! (Exclaims) I am Sir Jake, Baron of the Grasslands!

Flame King: Hmmmmm.... What is it you seek?

Speak! (Points left hand at Jake.)

Jake: (Terrified) Uhk-uhg....

I come as an envoy of Prince Finn.

Flame King: A prince!?

Fire People: (Chattering) A prince! Finn is a prince! Yeah a prince!

Jake: Yeah and he's the same age as your daughter. (Points left hand at Flame Princess.)

Flame Princess: Oooh

Flame King: Bold words, but know you that my daughter is a "rare jewel."

She cannot be wooed by just any random muffin prince!

Jake: Umm.... Oh, Prince Finn is AWESOME!

Fire People: (Chattering) An awesome prince!? That's the best kind!

Flame King: Silence, my molten mommas.

(Walks closer to Jake) We are perplexed, if you are a baron true?

Where is your gift?

It's common practice among visiting dignitaries.

Fire People: (Chattering) Yeah, a gift! Where is the gift!?

Flambo: (Whispers) You blowin it, bromite.

Jake: (Smiles) Ay gift!?

Sire, Prince Finn sent uuh.. 3 gifts! (Shows to hands how many gifts he brought and claps.)

Flambo: (Surprised) What!?

Flame King: Hmmmm.... Three is, more than one.

Fire People: (Chattering) Wait a second, three is a lot of Sire. I want three gifts.

Flame Princess: (Interested) Oooh.

Jake: The first gift is (looks inside the backpack)um-um-um this water bottle.

(Shakes the bottle and accidentally slips from the hand, consequently hitting the Flame Jester) Whoap.

Flame Jester: (Dances like an idiot.) (Groans)

Flame Princess: (Hisses)

Flame King: Prince Finn has smoked my jester!

Oh kwaaaah....

I do hate my jester.

Jake: Uhh, Prince Finn hated him too.

Flame Princess: (Sounds of relief)

Jake: For your second gift, ay-uh-hmmmm oh!

(Saws a Fire Musician playing a Fire Guitar) A serenade, (Takes the Fire Guitar) that Finn wrote for my lady.

(Jake plays the Fire Guitar and begins to sing a song: All Warmed Up Inside)

Oh, Flame Princess,

I think you're rad. (Jake’s eyes sparkle)

(Flame Princess smiles with interest.)

I really wanna kiss you,

Right in front of your dad. (Flame King smiles then frowns)

'Cause I think you're great,

I wanna be your mate,

or maybe go on a date.

'Cause it feels like there's a fire inside my body, (Jake goes outside)

Like there's a fire inside my heart. (Fireworks Bursting)

It's like this fire is gonna consume me,

If I keep waiting for this thing to start. (Jake dances down the stairs)

Ohh, I feel like I'm all warmed up inside,

I feel all warmed up inside,

I feel (Jake jumps from the stairs) all warmed up insi-i-i-i-de...

Flame Princess: (Applauding)

Flame King: A fire inside my body!?

I am disgusted!

Give me a third terrible gift and be on your way!

Jake: (Jake then checks on Finn with BMO's camera.) Oh Finn, I'm sorry bro.

Finn: (Panting) Beemo, go away! (Turns around)

BMO: (BMO performs a Kancho prank on Finn.) Whoooop.... Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!

Finn (on BMO's camera): (Yelps)

Flame King: Is that him?

He looks terrible!

Why isn't he here?

Why did he send his buffoon!?

Leave now buffoon!

For you have failed!

Jake: No wait!

Uh-um, (Exclaims) Prince Finn is here!

(Stretches his stomach to look like Finn.) He's riiight here!

Jake (Fake Finn): Greetings Flame King!

My final gift is your favorite thing in the world.

Flame King: A koala bear?

Jake (Fake Finn): Uhh, yes!

Jake: (Sounds of Concentration)

(Then appeared a koala bear inside a box made from Jake's stretchy powers.)

Jake (Koala): (Saying some boring words)

Flame King: I don't like koalas anymore.

Be gone!

(Flame King shifts out of his armor as a flame and goes up.)

Jake (Fake Finn): (Begins to cry)

Jake: Dude, don't cry.

Jake (Fake Finn): I can't help it!

I'm in love with Bubblegum!

Jake: She's too old for you.

Jake (Fake Finn): (Grabs Jake with both hands on both of Jake's shoulders) I don't care!

Jake: Come on!

Flame Princess seems into you.

Jake (Fake Finn): No-no-no!

Only Bubblegum!

(Jake rubs Fake Finn to cheer him up, then Fake Finn bites Jake's left arm.)

Jake: Ouw, Finn!

(Fake Finn strangles Jake) Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn stop ma-an....

Jake (Fake Finn): Ahh-ahh!

Jake: (Groans) Fiiiinn. (Then plays dead and inhales)

Flame King: Excellent!

You have indeed proven yourself!

Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon, would make an excellent boyfriend.

Jake: (Whispers) Yeah!

Flame King: For my evil daughter!

Jake: Whaaaat!?

Flame King: She's an unstoppable force of destruction.

Ahhhh, nothing a psycho like you can't handle.

Congratulations!

(Flame King pulls the lever releasing Flame Princess and his body evaporates and his armor starts to float up returning immediately to his throne.)

(The lamp opens and Flame Princess quickly gets out.)

Flame Princess: I'm so happy!

I'm so happy to meet you Prince.

Youre my Prince. (Flame Princess embraces Fake Finn.)

Fire People: (Chattering) That's sweet. That's so sweet.

Jake: (Whispers) She seems normal.

Fire People: (Chattering) Yeah, she seems normal.

Flame Princess: Stop whispering! (Flame Princess transforms to her enraged form and turns the other citizens of the Fire Kingdom into flambits.)

Flambo: Hey, so that's where I came from.

(Flame Princess returns to her normal girl form.)

Jake (Fake Finn): You know, on second thought.

We're not really each other's types.

Flame Princess: We're what?

Jake (Fake Finn): I changed my mind, I don't like you.

Flame Princess: You what!? (Flame Princess transforms again to her enraged form.)

Jake (Fake Finn): (Terrified) Uh, nothing.

(Picks up Jake) Bye Flambo. (Runs for his life)

(Fire Castle explodes by Flame Princess's rage.)

(Later, Jake runs above ground and is near the Tree Fort.)

Jake: (Panting)

(Flame Princess is gaining on Jake)

(Jake pushes the door and quickly closes it behind him.)

Jake: Finn! I really messed up.

(Tree Fort shakes and the fire starts spreading.)

Jake: Finn buddy, you gotta help me.

I made a mistake.

(Fire closing in and Jake and BMO start running.)

Jake: (Screaming)

(The flames start burning the two pictures of Princess Bubblegum.)

Finn: Who lit the fire!?

I'll kill you!

(Tree Fort shakes again and Flame Princess appears climbing the Tree Fort outside the window.)

Finn: (Kicks the window) Yaah! (Finn goes out of the window)

(Flame Princess reaches the top of the Tree Fort and Princess Bubblegum's liquid fireworks are near to her flames.)

Finn:Bubblegum's rockets, don't you touch her stuff!

(Flame Princess accidentally ignites the rest of Princess Bubblegum's liquid fireworks and the drops from the fireworks hit Flame Princess, dousing out her flames.)

Flame Princess: (High voice then lowers) (Screams of pain)

(Flame Princess is reduced to her normal girl form, which surprises Finn.)

Finn: It's a girl

(Flame Princess is still weakening, briefly passes out and begins to fall. Finn puts Princess Bubblegum's lock of hair on the side of the Tree Fort near the window he broked and catches Flame Princess in his arms.)

(Finn then goes inside the Tree Fort, Flame Princess wakes up soon after and starts asking Finn.)

Flame Princess: You!

What's wrong with me huh!?

You don't like me!?

Finn: (Replies) I like you.

Flame Princess: (Flame Princess blushes for a short time) What's wrong with you!?

(Slaps Finn) Don't ever mess with me again!

(Then Flame Princess departs)

Finn: Who was that?

Jake: (Still terrified) The princess of the Fire Kingdom.

Finn: Dude, I think I have a crush.