Cherry Cream Soda (character)

Cherry Cream Soda is an attorney and the former wife of Root Beer Guy, before his death. She was worried about her husband's obsession with his mystery novel and his lack of attention towards her. Their relationship improved after Root Beer Guy became the Captain of the Banana Guards. She later married Starchy after Root Beer Guy's death. She then told him to get lost when he tried to bury Root beer Guy's second body.

Appearance
Cherry Cream Soda looks just like her husband only the soda in her head is a lighter shade of brown and the cream on her head makes the shape of her hair. She also has a cherry on her head instead of a straw. She wears a red dress with white buttons and little red shoes. Sometimes she carries around a blue purse.

On one occasion, she cosplays as a French maid to entice her husband, but the titillation is lost on Root Beer Guy as he is too wrapped up in the mystery to notice.

Personality
She loved her husband, but she used to think that he loved his mystery novel more than he loved her. She just missed him and missed sleeping with him. She thought he was crazy for thinking that Finn and Jake captured Princess Bubblegum.

In the episode "Cherry Cream Soda" it is shown at the start that she has nightmares about how her husband died. His remains are encased in a bowl with his face on a jumper on the top.

Quotes
"You need to eat something before you go to work, and you can't keep falling asleep at the typewriter like that. It's bad for your back. Besides, I miss you at night."

"Peeking through the bushes! You've been warping your mind with that mystery stuff! You've been working on that same novel for 10 years now and for what?"

"Look at me, Root Beer Guy! I am a Cherry Cream Soda! I have all the needs of any other cherry cream soda! Even diet cream soda!"

"Finn and Jake would never do that!"

"I called them! That's right! I did it for us!"

"That was a great night, baby."

"I'm so proud of you, Mr. Captain of the Banana Guards."

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Cherry Cream Soda