User blog:BreakFastPrincess./My Diary

Day 1

Dear Diary, today, or should I say night...? I was verbablly assaulted by the denizens of chat for being the most fairest, beautiful, intelligent and modest of all the land. They be little me with their abhorrent whails of malice and contempt, but I digress! I took everything astride like a true princess would and proposed and apology for my overly friendly and meek demeaner that caused discomfort in the slums of this chat! But alas, it all came crashing down on me as they most discriminantely threw me out of the chat like a peice of fetid trash.

In my Kingdom we discourage such irrational, cruel and unusual behavior, never the less I'm also the princess of most understanding so I gave them the benefit of the doubt and decided to try to visit them tommorrow when they're feeling less hostile.

3 Minutes have passed and I'm sitting in my skillet shaped bed bored out of my mind as my little sister talks to herself quoting The Magical wondavah fizzle box shows and eating cherry poptarts leaving crumbs in my bed, I just told her to politely to make a huge mess somewhere else, my little sis is awesome, she knows her place, she'll make a good princess once I become queen and rule everyone will an iron fist the right way, oh where was I? I got lost in the moment, I better read back, oh yeah, My bed is so comfy, now that i think about it i could at a whole lot more stuff in my room, my closet door is slightly ajar, and it's kind of creepy, monsters aren't real though so I'm cool, atleast not the ones I'm afraid of.

Man I'm bored.I could go to sleep, but that's boring too. Alright, I just might end my diary entry off for now tonight. Big day a head of me, going to enjoy my calories and carbs!

Reminder : 7am Breakfast 10am Breakfast 11am Yell at guards 1pm breakfast  2-3pm bathroom break  2pm breakfast  4pm free time 6pm breakfast  7pm skip shower for breakfast 8-11pm sleep rinse and repeat.

Night night digital diary, I hope you're more reliable than my physical paper one, I hate people reading my things, and wiping their butts on my car seats.