BMO Noire/Transcript

(Sequence in color)

(Inside the Tree Fort, BMO , under a couch, plays a game on its own screen with a joystick.)

BMO: Haha! Take that, Master Chen!

(Footsteps are heard. Finn's feet, one of them missing a sock, passes near BMO.)

Finn: JAAAAKE!

(BMO notices Finn and quits playing his game. BMO sneaks up near Finn, who is rummaging through boots. His joystick, still connected, follows him.)

Finn: Jake, did you hide my sock?

Jake (O.S.): No, man, I told you,

(Jake is shown putting eyeliner and looking at a mirror.)

Jake: I don't do that kinda stuff anymore.

Finn: So, what? It just magically dissappeared?

Jake: I don't know...

(Jake makes a spiral mark with lipstick on his face)

Jake: Maybe.

(Finn gets up and walks towards Jake)

Finn: Is that just a cute way of saying you took it?

Jake: No!

Finn: Whatever, man, why don't you just help me find my sock.

Jake: (Sarcastically) Oh, Finn lost his sock! Everybody stop what you're doing and help Finn find his precious sock!

(Film turns to black and white as BMO performs his action)

(BMO, having watched the conversation, pulls out his joystick cable and steps on it, twisting his foot (like he's putting out a cigarette). A cigarette burn is heard. Jazz music begins to play. Finn and Jake's voices get silent.)

BMO: (V.O.) It looked like a tough case to crack. But I hate to see good friends fight.

(Zoom to BMO's face lighted in the eye region)

BMO: (V.O.) So I decided to take the case.

(Finn and Jake leave, but a flash reveals that BMO has taken a photo. He picks up the polaroid and looks at it.)

BMO: (V.O.) Hmm... (Gasps.)

(Cut to the picture. A mouse rests next to Finn's foot.)

BMO: (V.O.) Ronnie!

(BMO pulls down the picture, revealing Ronnie, who looks at him and runs away.)

BMO: (V.O.) It looked like I had a guilty mouse.

(BMO runs towards where Ronnie ran. A chase scene ensues. Ronnie climbs up the wood structure of the Tree Fort.)

BMO: (Gasps.)

(BMO sees a hole in a tree besides him.)

BMO: Huh!

(BMO dives into the hole. Ronnie climbs down the wood structure and heads to the table, but BMO traps him.)

BMO: Hello, Ronnie.

(BMO sticks out his hand at Ronnie's lips and moves them.)

BMO (As Ronnie, deeper voice): What do you want, BMO?

(BMO releases his hand out of Ronnie's lips. Ronnie lifts his head up.)

BMO: Where is Finn's sock?

BMO (As Ronnie): I don't know what you're talking about, BMO. I didn't do nothin'. Leave me alone!

(Ronnie puts his head down, revealing a lipstick smudge on the back of his neck. Zoom to the smudge. BMO's face is lighted.)

BMO: (V.O.) I knew that lipstick anywhere. (BMO closes his eyes on "anywhere")

BMO: (Speaking) How is Lorraine?

(Ronnie turns his head at BMO.)

BMO (As Ronnie): You stay away from her! She is with me now, do you hear?

BMO: Calm down, big guy. Me and Lorraine are dinosaur bones.

BMO (As Ronnie): Good, 'cause I would be so jealous.

(BMO shows his picture to Ronnie, who looks at it.)

BMO: Just tell me where the sock is and I will let you go.

(Zoom to the picture and Ronnie.)

BMO (As Ronnie): I don't know, man.

(BMO shakes his fist and leans towards him.)

BMO: What if I put some knuckle in your eyeballs? Would that help you think?

BMO (As Ronnie): Ok! Ok! Umm...

(BMO grabs Ronnie's arm and points to Finn's foot, where a stain is seen.)