Neptr/Quotes

"Greetings, creator!"

"My name is N.E.P.T.R., which stands for Never Ending Pie Throwing Robot."

"Creator, I am eager to commence the creation of pies forever! But, my pie hocking appendage is... malfunctioning, and my oven lamp is cold, and my tank treads do not roll, they only do skids! Why creator? Does it please you to watch me struggle?"

"Ha ha! I'll always love you, creator."

"Ooh, what beautiful piles of sugar!"

"But creator, is not breaking and entering wrong?"

"Sneaking, we're sneaking, sneaking... sneaking... sneaking!"

"Creator, if we get caught, I want you to know that I always love you."

"Creator, you have shown me the joys of pranking! I cannot wait throw pies infinitely at Jake's face!"

"Are those my tickets to the gun show, creator?"

"Neptr is fully functional!"

"Just boysenberries... and also, poison."

"I'm troubled creator. Troubled by a sudden urge to ... collect princesses."

"I am torn! I am processing a love for both princesses and pranking!"

"Ice King: You can mate with robot princesses!

Neptr: Can I still prank with Finn after?

Ice King: No! I'll show you what'll happen if you hang out with Finn!

(shift to an imagined scene where Neptr is being farted on by Jake and Finn)

Jake and Finn: (in unison) Yeah! Pootin' on Neptr to the max!

Neptr: Ha ha, yeah, I love Finn's pranks!"

"I... uh... I choose... Ice King!"

"I'm not finished! I choose Ice King - to prank! Hard core!"

{{Quote|text = Sleep well poppy, in your imagination zone full of beautiful princesses.

{{Quote|text = Finn: You wanna prank Jake?

Neptr: It's why I was created.}}

{{Quote|text = (Ice King's imagination) Neptr: Sun is going down. Shall we capture princesses now, poppy?

Ice King: No, lets just stay here a little longer.

Neptr: I love you forever poppy.}}

{{Quote|text = (Jake uncovers Neptr in some trash) Jake! You found Neptr! I am the ultimate hide and seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, nine hours, and you guys did not find me!

{{Quote|text = (Holds up his arm) You cannot tell, but I am giving a thumbs-up.}}

{{Quote|text = (All of Working for the Master

{{Quote|text = Haha, we are as one, creator.}}

{{Quote|text = I will solve this, creator. I will extinguish her using our suit! Foam blaster! Hold still, burning lady!}}

{{Quote|text = Not true, creator. You haven't failed Neptr. Even if everyone burns, you'll still have me creator.}}

{{Quote|text = Goodbye, lady.}}