User:Zargy

I am a soldier that lives on the planet Zickel, and invade others. Earth will be our next mission, which should start in 2034.be warned, because we are a race of hostile creatures, that support a cute face, to fool u humans into thinking were friendly (oh crap, did i just say the plan) and helpful. there are two kinds of soldiers in this race, which will be mentioned below. first, our plan is to extermnate justin bieber (the beneficial side, of course), but the rest will not be known. yes our guns and invasions have scared, so be PREPAAAAARED! lol, lion king. the creatures as mentionedAdded by Zargy==ExtrasEdit== creature one: zargians, a green alien, orb shaped, with a giant eyeball, and two arms and legs, with four fingers and no toes. my race i will play angry birds sometimes. i have gotten to know the human ways. i have also here of the Memebase. this is where the internetis on tv, and this was the only good episodehumans are fasinating creatures.
 * creature 2: lavecatuars, a lava-lamp like creature, with robotic cannon limbs, and can float.
 * some of the people you see on the street are actually alien spies. haha, we'll destroy the world.
 * on halloween, i plan to learn if candy is dangerous to aliens. imma dress up as a hotdog,(with mustard, and some relish, maybe ill wear a viking hat too) and collect. will be tested on a speciman of a nearly extinct species, that resembles a green boston terrier with bat wings.
 * mad released ThunderLOLcats, the best skit. play up there. note: go on know your meme, first.
 * it is thought that nyan cat and tac nayn will collide 500,000,000,000 years from now and cause a great explosion. the explosion will open trillions of black holes that will suck up everything, and each other. the suction will suck in on itself, and create 7 universes, which will contiuesly mutiply by 7, until the universe is once again created, and history will repeat itself over and over, explosion after explosion. heck, it's all ready happened an unlimited amount of times. so, i guess u would never really die, then. this is, of couse, a joke.
 * the progress on Internet Movie DataBase has not been very decent. during the summer, the score was 85, but now, its 67. Tawog needs help. lets all get accounts on IMDB and try to get the rating up to an 85 again. help in (currently unnamed operation). learn more at ___^link^__n/a___^add^___.
 * i will not get to be on, because of cretain classified buisness, also along with creepypasta wikia.
 * iv'e removed myself from creepypasta wikia because of its unfair enviroment.