Thread:Needlepunk/@comment-27024679-20150211224144


 * you shouldn't open your mouths around these areas
 * there be thieves around
 * settle down, and let me tell you the tale of how i conquered a wikia
 * and subsequently were dragged down into a dirty dank hole.
 * where i had to sit for many years, until my punishment was over.
 * now, this tale begins on the wikia known as the Adventure Time wiki.
 * i was but a wee little boy back then, with a hunger for lollipops.
 * when i was a wee impling (or as you people nowadays call it, an 'anonymous user') some lass by the name of Marcaline decided to take me under her wing.
 * i can still remember those first few nice words uttered by her when i made my first account;
 * 'Welcome to the chat, dude!'
 * i was hooked on the site since day one began.
 * due to my affromented affection for lollipops i was dubbed Lollipop_King, the king of all lollipops.
 * the first few users i met looked upon me with glares and fury, but after some time they began to enjoy my nature as a weird but fun little man.
 * one by the name of 'happysmoothie', another lass which was much too young for the marcaline.
 * or should i say, 'in comparison' to the Marcaline.
 * me, her and marca became good friends in those early days
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">ah, i remember those first arguments as well.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">where the only response we could give to one another was one forced meme after the other.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">from 'troll faces' to 'dickbutts', the amount of mediocre memery was astounding.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">as our arguments heated up in the earlier days we became synonymous as 'trolls'
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">which at the time my young mind was unfamilliar with
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">wasn't a troll a creature that lived under a bridge, prowling for cattle and humans in the night?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">it was a term that i later learned was used for people that caused trouble on the internet, but what others would consider an insult i considered a loving embracement for fun
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">who could stop a troll when he got going?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">nobody could.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">as i became infamous as an internet crook i was banned alot
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">seven something times, from what i remembered
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">and instead of hiding behind it like a shamed dog i held my new term with pride and grace
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">for who could stop the great bad troll known as Lolli?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">indeed, it seemed impossible to stop such heavy dangers to a fun pleasant chatroom experience.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">and for many others, it became a feat to trump over said troll
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">many attempted their best;
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">from straight up insults to well thought out arguments they tried to bring down this beast of the deepest chasms
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">but to no awail could they stop this monster of a man
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">so instead as a final resort it became a 'norm' to ignore lawli at all costs
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">otherwise you'd be dragged into a world of hellish nightmares and fiendish powers
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">but alas, like all reigns of terror it had to end somehow.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">and in the august-something of 2012, disaster struck.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">some wikia moderators had heard of a great deal of underaged users located on the wikia known as the 'Adventure Time' wiki, and after some talks between the moderators a plan was hatched to eliminate this threat from the wikisphere.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">and after the user Marcaline, by mistake, managed to round all of these users up into one blog, they were all swiftly massacred
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">like civilians locked in a crossfire they fell.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">and amongst those was the once great and noble troll, Lollipop_king.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">after these events my mind layed blurred, now that i had been forever thrown away into the blockosphere.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">how would i ever come back, i thought to myself, hopelessly drifting amongst the debree of internet's past.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">in a sudden burst of light, a chance appeared
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">with the knowledge of me turning thirteen soon i managed to push myself from the blockosphere into the regular internet world again
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">now my looks had changed and i walked amongst the living with a new name;
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">Lawli.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">fitting, isn't it?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">as i returned to the once noble wikia state of the adventure time wiki, i was left with a sight that could break any mans heart;
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">it appeared that the wiki had been practically abandoned.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">the users which had been blocked didn't come back, from what i got.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">it was a mighty blow to my young soul, how would i carry on this crusade of trolling poor Adventure Time fans?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">how would i carry on to battle epic chat wars without my loyal steeds to support me?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">how would i make it without my buddies, which had stuck along with me for such a long time?
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">what i thought would be a glorious return to the throne ended up with me being left with an empty heart.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">nobody remembered the days of old, and so, i was forced to leave this once noble land which i once called home.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">and that is how i, Lawli, rose and dove in power on the adventure time wiki.
 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">thank you for reading, my fellows.
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 * <span class="message" style="color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-line;">thank you for reading, my fellows.
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