Beyond this Earthly Realm/Transcript

(The episode begins with Finn and Jake spelunking in a cave. Jake yawns making a sound similar to Chewbacca from Star Wars.)

Jake: Man... let's go home.

Finn: Nuts to that. I wanna find a mystery cave.

Jake: (Sighs) But, Finn, I'm gettin' all cranky around my joke-hole.

(Jake accidentally drops on Finn.)

Finn: Ow!

Jake: Oof!

Finn: Ooh-la-la.

Jake: Whuzzat?

Finn: Mystery cave! C'mon, Jake! (Grunts while crawling through tiny entrance.) Oh, my glory...

(A tiny Jake comes through the entrance then gets back to normal size. The Porcelain Lamb is seen on a pedestal at the top of pyramid-arranged stairs. Finn walks up to it and nearly touches it.)

Jake: Dude, no!! Don't touch that thing! It's probably got some kind of sacred significance.

Finn: Yeah. I want it for my sacred bathroom.

(Finn touches it and the lamb lights up.)

Jake: Finn?! (The light dims down and Finn's face can be seen on the lamb; Finn has disappeared. Jake runs up to the lamb panting.) Oh, my Jah! Finn's become one with the lamb!!

(The scene is then viewed in the Spirit World version and Finn can be seen, along with numerous odd-looking Spirits.)

Finn: Jake!! You see this crazy jazz?!

(Normal view)

Jake: We'll get through this, my bro. I swear, I'm gonna get you out of that lamb.

''(Jake goes down the pyramid steps and sits down. He tugs his tail twice and starts pulling himself out by retracting his tail.

(Spirit World view)

Finn: Jake! C'mon quit messin' with me. (Jake doesn't notice anything. The top of Jake's head goes through Finn's crotch as he pulls himself out.) WHOA!

Jake: (Going over rocks as he pulls himself out) Ow. Ow. (Hits the entrance) Ow. (He exits.)

(Scene transitions to the Tree Fort in the normal world view. Jake sighs then BMO sighs.)

Jake: Wish I knew how to free you, bro.

(Spirit World view)

Finn: Me, too, bro.

(Normal view. BMO begins making fart noises and Jake scowls.)

Jake: BMO, stop fake-farting.

BMO: But Finn always loved BMO farting. (Resumes making fart noises)

(Spirit World view)

Finn: Heh heh heh heh heh!

Jake: Hmm... (Normal view) That's it! We'll do all Finn's favorite stuff 'til he comes out! BMO! Play Finn's favorite song!

BMO: Okay!

(BMO activates his music player and starts singing "Three Baby Spiders" with Jake. Cut to Spirit World view)

Finn: What? Nooo... (The Spirits begin laughing at Finn.) No! Not this song!!

(Normal view. Jake and BMO are still singing.)

Jake: Are you hearing this, buddy?

(Spirit World view; Spirits are still laughing.)

Finn: Guys... I haven't liked this song since I was ''two. (Exasperated noise; Finn goes up to BMO and waves his hands in front of him.)'' Cut it OUT! (Finn tries to hit BMO but his blows go right through it. Finn walks out in frustration and sits on a branch outside. He notices a leaf go by.)

Ice King: Leaf Princess! (Normal view) Come to me, my arboreal beauty! Gotcha!

(Spirit World view)

Finn: (Scoffs) It's just a dumb old leaf, ya dumb old Ice King.

(Normal view)

Ice King: (To Finn) I know, but it's mine.

(Spirit World view)

Finn: Wait! What?! Ice King! You can hear me?

Ice King: Yes... Why? Are you makin' fun of me or something?

Finn: No, it's just no one else can see me or hear me talk.

Ice King: Ohhhh, yeah.... You're trapped in the Spirit Realm. I can see all things Spirit with my... Wizard Eyes!

Finn: Man... Never thought I'd be happy to talk to you, Ice King. Can ya help me get free??

(Normal view)

Ice King: Oh, yeah, I know all the ins and outs. And I'd do anything for a friend like you.

(Scene cuts to the Ice Kingdom at Ice King's lair.)

Penguin: Wenk.

Ice King: Quiet, Gunter. Can'tya see I'm hanging with Finn?

Penguin: Wenk wenk.

Ice King: I know I say that a lot, but this time it's true!

(The penguin walks away. The Spirit Realm is viewed.)

Finn: Anyways... Where do all these spirits come from?

Ice King: Oh, there are portals all over the universe. I have one in my basement! Every once in a while, a real cutie pie drifts through. Ooh! (Whispering) Oh, gosh, there she is. (To himself) Mm, oh, yeah... (Chuckles pervertedly)

Finn: Sick.

Ice King: What? I swear I never touch 'em! I can't! (Wafting through Spirits) Can't touch this, can't touch this... (Puts his hand through Finn.) Can't touch this, either. (Laughs) Yep, I can't kill any of them. (Looks down at a Spirit which secretes a liquid then flies away.) (Grave voice) I hate them... Okay, alright! 'Nuff messin' around. Let's getcha free from the Spirit Plane.

Finn: Cool.

(Cut to Ice King's basement.)

Ice King: Sooo, the only way to get out of the Spirit World is to stick all these lousy things in the Spirit Hole down there. Then plug up the hole with that.

Finn: And doing that will set me back to normal??

Ice King: Mm-hmmmm, trust me! We are tur-bros! Turbo bros! Tur-bros. Turbo. ...Bros.

(Beat. Finn scowls.)

Finn: (Suddenly smiling) So be it!

(Finn scatters around and forces the Spirits in the Spirit Hole. Scene goes back to the Tree Fort in the normal view.)

Jake: Alright, Finn. This oughta free you from your body prison. Couple-a' rounds of Kompy's Kastle will jog your psychic shnops (?). That's what I think. Oh, yeah! C'mon, Finn, drop the drawbridge. Kompy's blood lust meter's goin' down. Lemme help ya there. (Pushes the second controller's button; the drawbridge on the screen goes down.) Whuzza!! You love Kompy! (Beat. Jake sighs in sadness.)

(Cut back to the Ice Kingdom in the Spirit World view. Finn puts another Spirit in the hole.)

Finn: I... did it. (Drops down, exhausted) I did it. I'm ready, Ice King. Make me normal now.

Ice King: Ohhh, that's not all of 'em. There's this other guy that watches me. He's super creepy.