Snorlock/Quotes

"Salt! But I heard you guys were heros..."

"It's not mad juice, it's sad juice! My name's Snorlock, and I'm sad."

"I need a girlfriend. I have no one to love."

"You guys... won't help me? (cries softly)"

"Okay! Right after I get a girlfriend."

"How do I be myself?"

"Jake: You've just gotta talk to 'em.

Snorlock: Oh, I've never done that."

"I'm sorry. Are you gonna leave me?"

"Talkin' to ladies is hard."

"(at "snail" Jake) I'll mate with you"

"Uhh, girl, you smell good."

"May I smell you more."

"Mmm... cupcakes... did you take a bath?"

"What? I'm naked? But I never had a shell!"

"Me, a slug?"

"I don't know any slug chicks."