Jake/Quotes

"Yeah, I know what Ice King means! A big nerd!" "I am going to rescue the babies from the fire. ONLY THE BABIES." "You're so cute, I could just maul you to death." "Sleds are for suckers! Just ride on my gut!" "I'd rather be dancin' with some babes!" "Hard work sucks..." "You wouldn't want to marry Finn. He pees his pants constantly. All the time." "No, no, you do mean sexy hot!" "(Lumpy Jake) Yeah, right behind you. Right after I turn my back on this guy." "(Imitating Princess Bubblegum) Hey shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart!" "(Imitating Ricardio) You look kinda like a big pink baguette!" "She got past me man. I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me." "(In Korean) He said diarrhea." "I can't have you messin' up my bread and butter, dude." "(Jumping) I went left too!" "I have pants! Spun from spider webs... by pixies." "Girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd want to have your baby..." "(High pitched voice) No Jake! Stay here with me!" "He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys!" "I could probably think of a reason of why that's evil if you gave me enough time." "Hehe, I can't take you seriously when you're singing, man." "She scares the filling out of my donut!" "My subconscious must be hungry." "I am an assassin! I will kill you... and raise your children as my own!" "Oh man, I imagined my mom naked!" "(In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes! (In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes! (In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes! (In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes!" "Don't you worry Finn, I'll get you out of there. I've got a perfect plan! (Marceline sees him & hisses at him, scaring him off) I'm not running away Finn, this is just part of my plan!" "Hey, get outta here horse! I wanna get some sleep, but you're creeping me the math out!" "Actually, I think I'm fighting it with sheer willpower. (grows another lump) Oh my." "Whoa dude, why are you naked?" "Now go sit in the corner, and think about your life." "Dude, be calmed by my saliva." "If I had a penny for every time some went crazy hopped up and magical energy... I'd be Abraham Lincoln." "Uh oh. Man, we got GOT!" "Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?" "Easy peasy, livin' greazy." "It's probably a computel gleech." "Crack open that book and read something for funs sake!" "WHOA! What did you just read?" "Heh heh. Goodnight Beemo." "Finn, let the business men take care of it." "I keep finding baby shoes." "What the heck man! And they're all lefties!" "The bazooka goblin has you in it's sights!" "Whoa! Are you okay man?" "Don't do anything stupid!" "Buddy, just breathe into me." "Then we'll just go to the place where knowledge lives." "No, the library." "No, just the regular library." "Hey Finn, let's duck out. This turned out to be boring." "Okay, I'll just keep reading this book about figs." "MUST! FIND! FINN! MUST! (Voice gets slightly deeper) MUST! PARTY FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"