Princess Bubblegum/Quotes

"I mean they would flip OUT."

"You promised you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone!"

"This is really, really bad, Finn! You can't break royal promises! Never, ever, never, no matter what, forever!"

"That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!"

"I should not have drank that much tea!"

"C'mon! Turn around! *loud whisper* It's a secret!"

"What a patoot."

"Xanoids kill hundreds of thousands of Plantoids a year. Plantoids produce mallowtoxin. Mallowtoxin kills Xanoids!"

"You're totally jealous of Ricardio."

"Finn. You shouldn't punch braniacs. You know how fragile they are."

"Finn, I feel like a big idiot for doubting you! He was just so engaging... but his knowledge on Plantoids is actually pretty weak."

"Get on my swan!"

"Bubblegum AWAYYY!!!"

"I would never forgive ANYBODY who did this to me!"

"Unless you feel like a fist cookie you better keep running!"

"Oh Finn, my flawless, flawless champion... bring the Duke of Nuts to justice... the justice of a cold dungeon cell! Mwahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!"

"Oh my, you poor man... of course you are forgiven! [aside to Finn] Yeah, I don't believe a word from him."

"And now Ice King, prepare to howl with... pain?"

"Ahh! Ich bin so glücklich, ich konnte, ich konnte... *faints*

(Translation: I'm so happy, I could, I could...)"

"Don't touch that Finn, It'll paralyze you forever. Heeheeheee!"

"Excuse me, but what is this about poison tarts and alternate plans?"

"Nobody move. He can't see or hear you, but he can feel your movement."

"Finn, of course I like you."

"Oh, Finn, that's sweet. Of course you can have some of my hair. Here, take it, you cutie."

"What's that you got behind your back there Finny?"

"Can I scope it?"

"Please, I need the real you!"

"SCREEEE!"

"Auf﻿ wiedersehen!

(Translation:Goodbye!)"

"Beyond Iceberg Lake lies the ruins of the Lich's tower, where he was converting the planet's life force into unholy energy to destroy all of Ooo... but before he could, the legendary Billy attacked him and pummeled him into the resin of this tree."

"WHAT THE NUTS?!"

"Finn, this is dirt balls!"

"Yo, Earl! You're FIRED! You butt!"

"You're so spice!"

"I never said you had to be perfect!"

"He wanted my sugar, but I didn't give him any, if ya know what I mean. *wink*"