Finn/Quotes

"I'm hanging the Pinatas... Smash the Pinatas!"

"That riddle sucks."

"(to Death) Your brain is stupid!!"

"Bouncy bee, honey bunny, they're all hard as butts."

"I activate my Ancient Scholar.... to begin studying and I also move my pig to the cave of solitude sooo he can take a nap."

"Candy People explode when they get scared?"

"Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!""

"I floop the Pig!" "(to Fear Feaster) I'm no wuss! I'm the hero around these parts!"

"Tree Trunks, I'm all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face!"

"Is that what you think adventurers do? Die and make all your friends feel terrible 'cause they couldn't save you?!"

"I'll slay anything that's evil. That's my deal!"

"I'm not righteous. I'm wrong-teous. Stupid-teous."

"Baby, I know what you crave."

"I'm not jealous. I'm weird!"

"I feel radder, faster... more adequate!"

""Uh... Can my Cool Dog and Ancient Scholar defeat your Husker Knights?"

"I'm Princess Bubblegum and I'm a dork because I like science. I'e also go a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive!"

"Youth culture forever!"

"Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?"

"No worms on the bed!"

"It's vampire fighting time!"

"Get ready for an uppercut, you dog!"

"Yeah, it's pretty math... you psychopath!"

"I'm weddy for the wedding."

"And I felt happy for that son of a toot!"

"I'm a radical boy on the mission for the crystal eye!"

"Whoa, somebody pick up your freaky cat."

"How did you almost know my name?"

"Slaps, that cat was kicking my buns, and it might've finished my buns it if weren't for Jake's stank."

"Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up."

"All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! I rode the knuckle train? But I'm in my element!"

"Okay, just this once, we'll be vigilantes!"

"Nuts, I'm freakin' all about sugar... but I'm even more all about feeding hobos!"

"Kim, I will destroy you!"

"Word! Now let's go wreck up that Magic Man!"

"Have more apple juice. It always makes me feel better when I--Aw! Donny! Quit being a jerk!"

"Hands off the housing market!"

"Werewolves: much worse than ogres."

"I couldn't let that old man suffer, Jake. My code of honor wouldn't allow it."

"She's a radical dame who likes to play games!"

"You still up for pixie strangling tomorrow?"

"Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is!"

"I can feel them on my face! Imaginary poison coursing through my veins!"

"Makes sense: you do bad stuff, I punish you!"

"I'm not evil, Marceline's dad. I'm super good!"

"Marceline, release the Finn bomb!"

"Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!"

"Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent!"

"I'll see you in the Nightosphere, you sick freak!"

"I'm also exhausted emotionally, or wait, I mean physically."

"Does it have to be princess hair?"

"'Here lies Princess Beautiful. She was so beautiful...but died of baldness?!' Dang it!"

"He just really likes ice cream."

"I'm killing you with ice cream!"

"I'm not gonna spank your hams!"

"Wands are for wimps!"

"The library of the undead!"

"I'll just read this book about pigs."

"Jake, we're going to college!"

"Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything!"

"I'm better than okay. I know exactly how to impress the princess."

"I'm going to blow your minds."

"Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die!"

"What? No way. I'm, like, the smartest guy in Ooo thanks to these glasses."

"Huh, knew what? I wrote that list when I was insane with smartness."

"Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump!"

"If I were really in this game, I would crush Sam, breezily, with my mitts!"

"Oh, man, BMO, you gotta let us in that game!"

"I'm looking at my bits, dude. My leg is math!"

"Let's go kick their digital boo-tays!"

"Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting the plop outta here?"

"Marceline... of course! It's been Marceline all along!"

"I wish for...the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!"

"No, I'm not! I've got a sweater on!"

"Come on, man! That's pervy!"

"Thirteen years old? That's how old I am."

"Uh, bleach, lighter fluid, ammonia, gasoline, I dunno. Lady stuff... Plutonium..."

"This stink up's mega bamm-bamm to the J-Stop!"

"Yo, man. Don't eat those."

"So spice! So spice!"

"That's bunk! Right, Pree-bos?"

"Yeah, like pranking him up his face!"

"Easy as childbirth."

"I'd rather sanctify PB's lips."

"Aw, dude! I broke my stems!"

"Yo! Is everyone in church? Worshiping Glob?"

"Give it up, Me-Mow! You're only makin' my face look cooler!"

"That idiot's about to walk into the sun."

"Disguise yourself, fool!"

"She ain't evil. She's passionate. Help me track her down."

"No, man. I'll stunt you out!"

"Marceline. No one... leaves the Nightosphere!"

"I'LL HUG YOUR MOM!"

"We never went steady."

"Mathematical!"

"Whoa! Algebraic!"

"Rhombus! Ice Clops!"

"Slam-bam-in-a-can!"

"That sounds bombastic, honey!"

"You're going down or both of us are going down!"

"Not to scorn the kicking of people in the crotch?"

"Eat my sword, Ice King!"

"Let's get this party started!"

"Safety! Patrol!"

"You're the sis, sis."

"Do you think I have the goods, Bubblegum? Because I am into this stuff!"

"Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk."

"Hey. What the jug is that?"

"What the hey, hey?"

"Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow!"

"What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me!"

"That doesn't fair well for their... grade point average."

"It's freaking adorable."

"Die, you fire!"

"Don't just lick stuff!"

"BMO, this game is the worst!"

"JJ Flip! What the zip?"

"I'll never kidnap again."

"Hoc habet!"

"Eludere!"

"What the huh?"

"No more pajamas!"

"Just get out of here!"

"Glitter on its own could be evil, but with rainbows... over my dead body!"

"A 4-dimensional bubble casts a 3-dimensional shadow! It is beyond comprehension! Beyond Space! Beyond Time!"

"I`ll get your kid back, toy."

"Stealing's wrong, doofus!"

"I'm not dead. I'm just all crystal stiff."

"Where did you go, Simon?"

"What?! You shape-changed to look like ME?!"

"Bubblegum, I can't do this anymore!"

"Now you like me?"

"What am I talking about? PB, I was—I was in love with you, okay?! And, you didn't love me back. Now I'm ready to move on, and it's like you're gonna build me up all over again! Well, I'm done! I'm done."

"Jake, kerploop."

Unattributed origin
"Holy stuff!"

"Shmow-zow!"

"Shushers, man!"