Jake/Quotes

"I'm gonna go rescue all the babies in town. ONLY THE BABIES."

"You're so cute, I could just maul you to death."

"Sleds are for suckers! Just ride on my gut!"

"I'd rather be dancin' with some babes!"

"Hard work sucks..."

"You wouldn't want to marry Finn. He pees his pants constantly. All the time."

"No, no, you do mean sexy hot!"

"(Lumpy Jake) Yeah, right behind you. Right after I turn my back on this guy."

"(Imitating Princess Bubblegum) Hey shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart!"

"(Imitating Ricardio) You look kinda like a big pink baguette!"

"She got past me man. I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me."

"(In Korean) He said diarrhea."

"I can't have you messin' up my bread and butter, dude."

"(Jumping) I went left too!"

"I wear pants! Spun from spider webs... by pixies."

"Girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd wannna to have your baby..."

"(High pitched voice) No Jake! Stay here with me!"

"He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys!"

"I could probably think of a reason of why that's villanus if you gave me enough time. Maybe..."

"Hehe, I can't take you seriously when you're singing, man."

"I wanna help you outta this man, but she scares the filling outta my donut!"

"My subconscious must be hungry."

"I am an assassin! I'll kill you and raise your children as my own!"

"Oh man, I imagined my mom naked!"

"(In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes! (In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes! (In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes! (In man snail voice) Say yes! (In woman snail voice) Say yes!"

"Don't you worry Finn, I'll get you out of there. I've got a perfect plan! (Marceline sees him & hisses at him, scaring him off) I'm not running away Finn, this is just part of my plan!"

"Hey, get outta here horse! I wanna go to sleep and you're creeping me the math out!"

"Actually, I think I'm beating it back with sheer willpower. (grows another lump) Oh my."

"Whoa dude, why are you naked?"

"Now go sit in the corner, and think about your life."

"Dude, be calmed by my saliva."

"If I had a penny for every time some went crazy hopped up and magical energy... I'd be Abraham Lincoln."

"Uh oh. Man, we got GOT!"

"Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?"

"Easy peasy, livin' greazy."

"It's probably a computel gleech."

"Crack open that book and read something for funs sake!"

"WHOA! What did you just read?"

"Heh heh. Goodnight Beemo."

"Finn, let the business men take care of it."

"I keep finding baby shoes."

"What the heck man! And they're all lefties!"

"The bazooka goblin has you in it's sights!"

"Whoa! Are you okay man?"

"Don't do anything stupid!"

"Buddy, just breathe into me."

"Then we'll just go to the place where knowledge lives."

"No, the library."

"No, just the regular library."

"Hey Finn, let's duck out. This turned out to be boring."

"Okay, I'll just keep reading this book about figs."

"MUST! FIND! FINN! MUST! (Voice gets slightly deeper) MUST! PARTY FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"I'm not scared! I was just singing my scream song. Wooaah! Wooaaooh!"

"I taste awesome."

"We can rule them like gods...(deep voice) angry gods."

"Yeah, I could go for some blood."

"Get your hero on!"

"I'm...not...a...BANANA!!"

"(on becoming a vampire) And what if we become evil? I'll have to start wearing cologne."

"Hey man, watch it. I think that's my nerp, but super-stretched out."

"Can we just smash them"

"(Finn asks jake why his insides smell like vannila) oh, a wizard put a curse on me"

"Ya gotta speak in rhymes. speak in rhymes all the time!"

"Saying turn around twice doesnt count as a rhyme!"

"Yeah stanley, for a watermelon, you get into way more trouble than you should."

"EEEWWW monster guts!"

"(immitating the ice king) I'm the ice king and I'll never find a bride because I'm such a tool!"

"YOUR SICK PARTY PAT!!! Imma go watch T.V."