Forum:The Adventure Time Everything Explanation…With a Burrito

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So hi, I am DanChan123. It may seem that I am new here, but I'm not, because I used a different Wikia account a year ago. Anyway, this is my theory for Adventure Time. It may sound crazy and religion centered, but anyway, enjoy.

Mushroom War Era
So you know the Mushroom War right. Well basically the Mushroom War is WWIII, and is set a few years after the modern day. In the episode Simon & Marcy, in the background there are trucks with a red star painted on them. Currently, the red star is a Ukraine symbol, and today, there is a Ukraine seperatist crisis. Let's just say, that if the seperatist crissis doesn't succeed like I suspect, then In my theory, there is likely a second seperatist crisis. So basically the Mushroom War is centered in Europe and East Asia. Russia is fighting most like the European Union, probably starting over Ukraine, and American may or may not be involved.

Simon Petrikov
Known as the past self human aspect of Ice King, Simon is a famous or not, Ukrainian archeaologist, who discovers the Enchiridion, and believes it is a key to the knowledge of the universe, including the existence of magic. He becomes famous for this, and he uses the Enchiridion's information on legendary "magical" artifacts to find such artifacts. Eventually, he finds the magical crown that gives him ice powers. Tensions between Russia and other countries escalate into war. North Korea, Vietnam, and China are also probably involved. Just before the war starts, Simon puts on he crown, eventually getting cursed by it, and scaring Betty off. War begins, and Simon ends up in an economic crisis. He is forced to give up his artifacts; sell them, but keeps the Enchiridion. He eventually leaves his home and goes farther south across Europe as war rages on.

Marceline
Marceline Abadeer is born a young mortal girl, who's father leaves her at a young age. His father deals with business. She lives in a country of Europe somewhere in the center, and eventually the war and the bombs reach her, and her mother dies. Lost in a war torn region, her father appears to her in what seems like a dream, and his father has mutated into the Hunson Abadeer as you know. Hunson has come across a sacred artifact found in Transylvania, Romania, the necklace he wore and then gave Marceline in Return to the Nightosphere. The necklace gave him the knowledge to open the portal to the Nightosphere, and he lived there in sanctuary, becoming a vampire and King of the Nightosphere (The necklace probably belonged to a previous vampire king of the Nightosphere). (Remember when the Enchiridion explained that sacred artifacts can bring you to other worlds?) Marceline refused to go back with her father, so her father gives her a teddy bear and kiss/bites her, turning her into a vampire so she can survive. However side effects cause her to become ill.

Enter Simon Again
Simon eventually comes across Marceline. This period is what you saw in Simon & Marcy. Simon is kindhearted, and sees a sick Marceline. Where's the proof that she is sick? Well, in the episode, Simon restricts Marceline's free movement, and also carries her. They survive the mutants created from the heavy nuclear radiation in the war. At this point, the war has left North Europe, and is being fought elsewhere. Most humans don't know about the mutants because they dwell in wartorn regions which are proclaimed no-go zones.

Simon later goes crazy, and his haywire memory brings him back to his old home city, which is now frozen in mountains of ice because of a nuclear winter. Penguins from a nearby zoo have survived the winter, now repreoducing, and snow creatures have mutated out of nuclear radiation. These mountains have become the Ice Kingdom, and using his ice powers, crazy Simon, or now, Ice King, carves his mountain castle, and rules over it with the company of the penguins, whom he calls Gunther, Gunter, Goonter, and other weird similar names. Behind the Ice Kingdom is the barren land that you see in the Adventure Time show opening theme. Marceline, now cured of illness, travels by herself, eventually finding a place to live. She later decides to visit her dad sometimes, and her dad gives her the family guitar-battleaxe via visits.

The War Ends With the "Anti-Christ"...err...Lich/The Rapture And Mars
If your a Catholic, you've probably heard of the Anti-Christ and Rapture prophecies. Whether you believe in it or not, it doesn't matter. I'm just here to tell you what it is about. So basically the Rapture is that the world will go bonkers; crowded with violence, sin, demons, and whatever. Those "demons" are magical creatures that have come back to the land through portals from other worlds in the Adventure Time multiverse explained by the Enchiridion. They unite with mutated creatures from nuclear radiation to form the creatures of Ooo. Anyway, "Jesus/God," who is probably replaced by Glob, Grod, Go- whatever, the Cosmic Owl, and whatevs, takes "blessed" humans, or those who follow Jesus, and had their sins washed away through baptism, can "enter God's kingdom," which is basically Heaven. BUT, in Adventure Time, they are taken to the planet MARS. Abraham Lincoln is resurrected from the Dead Worlds by the deities, and is placed as the King of Mars, or the main political figure over these people, likely due to his political experience. Like common the Rapture philosophy/mythology, in Adventure Time, not all humans can be saved. Anyway, the last of the humans are in almost anarchy, and are trying to survive this new world.

The Lich, who is basically like the Antichrist
In the Rapture prophecies, there is the talk about the antichrist. He represents supreme sin and evil, and supposedly ends the world in fire. In the episodes Finn the Human/Jake the Dog, an alternate history is shown, a history without the Lich/Antichrist. In the episode arc, a comet passes by the Earth, but does not hit it. The Earth is shown WITHOUT the chunk missing as you can see in other episodes, for example the Graybles story arcs. That means in the main Adventure Time universe, the giant hole was caused by a comet striking Earth BECAUSE the Lich controlled it. The Lich's skin was likely ripped off in the impact. The Ominous Cloud is the large dust cloud, kinda like the one most people believe killed the dinosaurs. Of course the animals survived just like they supposedly did in the dino-comet extinction.

Tectonic Plates and Geographical Change
WIP

Enter Finn's ancestors
During WWIII, Finn's ancestor, (Let's just call him Bob), Bob, is a trooper in the US. He is sent to fight in Europe. He eventually deserts the Army, and lives a life of running with the human race for survival in apocalyptic Europe. Joining a family of survivers, they dwell in Europe. They are not taken to Mars, and thus live in constant live or die situations. Eventually, they evolve in the years, and come to know the world. They become strong and muscular (Finn's genetic inheritance). They done animal hats and are primitive beings. When the comet hit Earth, blowing a chunk off and causing the Ominous Cloud, they were forced to venture into an ancient underground mall with a sewage problem, in which they survived. Here they create their utopia, or Beautopia. A mutant sickness spread by fish eventually infect these people. Some are not infected, and they drive the mutated humans out. These mutated humans have change in accent and are unable to pronounce words. They are the Hyoomens. The Hyoomens attack the Humans, eradicating them. Some humans survive, but they leave behind Susan Strong. Susan is related to Finn, and you'll see why later.

The rise of anthropomorphic animals, especially the Dog
One question people may think of when they discover Adventure Time is post-apocalyptic probably set in our universe, is how in the world is there a talking dog. Well, Adventure Time is set approximately a thousand years after WWIII/Great Mushroom War, based on Marceline's age of course. The reason many Adventure Time creatures are anthropomorphic, is that radiation and mutation with human parts enhanced the evolution of their minds to become more intelligent. This sci-fi is popularized in the "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" series (There releasing the movie soon; can't wait!!!). 1000 years is enough time for them to enhance intelligence. Also, once they have this intelligence they also interact with human "garbage" and waste.

Dogs are typically enhanced the most. Why? Well, dogs have been "man's best friend" for centuries. They are often close with humans, a reason why they are affected the most. There might even have been previous experiments with intelligence enhancement, using dogs as "lab rats (No chimps becasue thats just copying ROTPOTA)." Also, dogs will have nearer access to human "garbage." They probably took ahold of things such as holograms, such as in Dad's Dungeon, and UFO warships, seen in the photograph in Her Parents, plus many others. Dogs probably became pretty powerful, and eventually tried to take over the Crystal Dimension, which I will talk about later.

'''This will be updated, so gimme some info in the comments if i'm missing anything! Thanks guys! '''

DanChan123 03:15, July 14, 2014 (UTC)