User blog:Fistful Of Yen/WHAT IFs...

What Ifs...
It was midnight. I was inside my house. Playing F.E.A.R. 2 in my computer. It was very quiet...Too quiet. After playing F.E.A.R. 2, I headed for bed. Then suddenly, something broke into my house. I turned on the lights. And I saw it. It was the What Ifs. I slowly walked away. They looked at me. I ran as fast as I could. The What Ifs chased after me. I grabbed the keys and headed for the car. I started the engine and stepped on the gas. I didn't look back. I was getting hungry. I parked on the side of the road. Then I heard something on the back seat. It was the What Ifs. I tried to escape, but it was too late. They attacked me. They went into my mind and started speaking.


 * What if Finn dies?
 * What if Princess Bubblegum dies?
 * What if Jake dies?
 * What if your favorite AT character dies?
 * What if the humans were alive?
 * What if they were living in other planets?
 * What if they still have their technology?
 * What if the Mushroom War isn't over?
 * What if PB and FP go on a deathmatch?
 * What if PB got roasted?
 * What if FP got soaked?
 * What if they both lost?
 * What if Finn was European?
 * What if Fionna was American?
 * What if Marshall Lee was Russian?
 * What if PB was German?
 * What if Marceline was also Russian?
 * What if Finn ended up with---

I pulled the What Ifs out of my mind. I grabbed the keys and locked the What Ifs inside. I opened the fuselage and let the gasoline leak outside the car. I got some matches from the trunk and set the car ablaze. The What Ifs burned inside the car. Then suddenly,


 * What if more What Ifs were coming?
 * What if I'd make my own fanfic?
 * What if you'd leave a comment?