Fionna and Cake/Transcript

(The episode starts out in Prince Gumball's castle)

Fionna: Throw it Cake!

(Cake grabs a Jelly Kinder and twirls it up to Fionna with her arms)

Fionna: Eyahh! (Kicks it to the ceiling where others are)

Fionna: These Jelly Kinders aren't...alive are they?

Prince Gumball:(Holding one) What? No, they can't even talk.

(The Jelly Kinder frastically lets out a sound and PG hastily covers its mouth)

PG: Kick it!

PG: Thanks for helping me out guys.

Cake: What are these boogers for anyway?

PG: Oh, they're decorations for my Biennial Gumball Ball. Tonight!

Fionna: Sounds like it gonna be ''Large. ''

PG: Yes! So. Very. Large. I'd like you to be there as my special guest.

Fionna: You want me to go with you to the ball?

PG: Heck yes. As my pal!

Fionna: Oh. Right.

PG: Its starts at 7:00, so don't be late!

(Outside storm clouds are forming quickly)

Cake: Fionna we got trouble! My tail is totally frizzing out!

Fionna: I'll check it out.

(She goes outside and coming out of the clouds is a cackling Ice Queen)

Fionna: It's Ice Queen!

Ice Queen: The Prince shall be mine!

(Creates a giant glacier)

Fionna: Back inside!

(As they go in glacier smashes through the wall)

Ice Queen: Outta my way tomboy!

Fionna: Ice Queen, why are you always predatoring on dudes!

Ice Queen: Ha! You should to talk! Keeping all the Babes to yourself! Totally ice blocking my game!

(PG looks disgusted)

Fionna: What?

(Forms a slush beast around herself)

Ice Queen: Not this time!

PG: Gah! Slush Beast!

Fionna: Cake! Morning star mode!

(Cake become a mace-like object and Fionna twirls her and smashes her into the slush beast, covering the room in frost and snow and PG comes out of the mist)

PG: You saved me from the Ice Queen.

Fionna: Oh, uh, yeah I guess. Is she gone?

PG: She must have fled. Fionna, you're so strong. And you look so beautiful in the snow. What are you doing later?

Fionna: I was just going to go home I...

PG: Come with me. Let's go out.

Fionna: Go out?

PG: Yeah. Let's go somewhere.

Fionna: What?

Cake: We'd love to!

PG: Great! Meet me in the castle gardens in a hour!

Cake: (Dragging a stunned Fionna out of the room) Yes, we'll be there!

(At the treehouse)

Cake: Oh, it's a date!

Fionna: No, its not. I'm sure when he said "go out" he meant "go out", not "go out".

Cake: Shup up, he's into you.

Fionna: Come on, you heard what he said. I'm like his guyfriend.

Cake: Well that can change tonight.

Fionna: If its a date, why are you coming?

Cake: I'm coming to help you! Hold on, i'm bring my dulcirmer.

Fionna: (groans) Man.

Cake: It's a conversation starter. (Puts dulcimer on her back)

Fionna: Fine, I'll do this if only to prove you wrong.

(At the gardens)

Fionna: Mmm...Let's just bail, I changed my mind.

Cake: No! No retreat girl.

PG: Hello Fionna. And I see you brought Cake.

Fionna: That's cool, right?

PG: Only if it's cool that I brought Lord Monochromicorn!

(He falls out of the sky onto the ground)

Cake: How you gorgeous?

LM: (In morse code) H-E-Y.

PG: Accept these tokens of our esteem.

Fionna: ('Awkwardly) Hey you didn't have to guy...

PG: Nonsense. For you Cake, a sack of Nepetalactone. Mo-Cro picked it himself.

Cake: Catnip! Sweet babies! (Starts tapping the bag against her head)

PG: An for you milady, a bouquet of posies.

Fionna: Oh, uh, they're...

PG: Theres a surprise at the center.

Fionna: Hmm...Oh, a crystal!

Fionna: Huh! A crystal sword! I'm all about swords! How did you know?!

PG: I pay attention to things I see you being all about.

Fionna: Thanks' dude. It's just WOW.

PG: Come, for the wowiness has only just begun!

(Fionna is riding a giant Cake and PG is riding LM)

Cake: (Whispering)Psst, Fi, tell Gumball that you think hes HAWT.

Fionna: (Whispering) What?! No!

Cake: (Whispering) Guys like to hear that they're hot!

Fionna: (Whispering) Will you keep you're voice down?!

PG: Oh Fionna!

Fionna: Hey wussup.

PG: I thought we might have a little race.

Fionna: Heh, right on. A playful to Marshmellowy Mwedows.

PG: Okay, but I'm gonna kick you're butt. (Awkwardly) Not that I'm thinking of butts.

PG: Excellent. (He and LM take off)

Cake: After him Fionna. After your man. (They take off)

(They race to the Mwedows)

PG: (Breathless) Good race, Fionna.

(Cake are LM are both exhausted and sweating)

Cake: Why are y'all breathless if we're the ones running?

(PG hums and jumps into a hole under the flowers)

Fionna: Gumball!!

(Jumps in after him and they both come up Fionna holding PG and PG hold a pink skull)

PG: Sorry I saw a pearl pygmy skull in there and it reminded me of you. The way your eyes sparkle. (Eyes sparkles and Fionna eyes sparkles as she laughs nervously)

(Fionna, Cake, and PG are all riding LM)

PG: Fionna, there's something I want to tell you.

(The song Oh, Fionna begin and at the end Fionna and PG gets dropped off on a hill laughing)

Fionna: Oh my gosh, dude. That was like the most stupidest thing ever.

Cake: See you back at the treehouse. (Winks to Fionna, Fionna blushes, as Cake and LM fly away)

(It is night. PG and Fionna are laughing)

Fionna: Jeez, I dunno, I thought about it but I think you could wear your pants as a shirt if you really needed to.

PG: (Laughs) Okay, okay, now you ask me something.

Fionna: Oh, um, is this a date?

PG: (Laughs) Fionna, come to the ball with me.

Fionna: As your chum?

PG: No, as my girlfriend.

(At the treehouse, Cake is playing a game on Beemo and Fionna rushes in)

Fionna: It was a date! There was singing and junk!

Cake: I know! I was there for that part!

Fionna: Cake, he wants me to come to the ball as his girlfriend!

Cake: Oh my goodness! It's almost 7:00! You need something to wear! Oh, hold on honey, I an gonna make this happen!

(Cake is fitting a white dress on Fionna, purse and all)

Fionna: How am I suppose to fit my weapons in this?

Cake: It's a ball! You don't need weapons!

Fionna: (Puts the crystal sword in her purse) I'll take my retractable sword.

Cake: Okay! Lets go, go, go!

(Fionna arrives at the ball on Cake's back, inside Marshall Lee is flying around and he and Fionna wave to each other, others like Lumpy Space Prince are there and PG is talking to a female Cinnamin Bun and sees Fionna)

PG: I've been looking for you.

Fionna: Well, here I am.

PG: Ha Ha! Hey, I wanna show you something.

Fionna: Okay. (Goes with PG)

Cake: Okay girl! See you later!

(PG and Fionna go up a flight of stairs to his room)

Fionna: What? Hey, is this your bedroom?

PG: Fionna. (Unbuttons his shirt)

Fionna: (Backing up) Heh, Whoa. (A drip of water falls on Fionna and see looks up to find Prince Gumball frozen upsidedown on the roof) What?!

(The PG in front of Fionna laugh and that laugh becomes a woman's cackle as Ice Queen pops out his chest reveal it was her in disguise.)

Ice Queen: This was so much easier than I thought it would be! (Shoots ice lighting at Fionna, she dodges.)

Fionna: This is really messed up, Ice Queen! (Ice Queen causes a ice pillar to grow under Fionna's feet and head towards the ceiling.)

Ice Queen: You're what stands between me and my Gumball! (Spikes come out of the ice pillar and tears into Fionna's dress. An angry Fionna rip her dress free and jumps of the pillar.)

Fionna: I can't believe I fell for this trash! You got me to show up with a dress! And a pur...my purse. My sword!

(Ice Queen throws ice shards at her and Fionna dives and grabs her purse and unsheathes it, Ice Queen just laughs as it recedes and lock her hands in an ice ball.)

Ice Queen: You like my ice sword?

(Cake comes from behind a curtain near the bottom of the staircase outside PG's room and hears the sound of the struggle upstairs)

Fionna: Get it off me!

Cake: Fionna!

(Ice Queen laughs and Fionna rushes up and smashes the ice ball against Ice Queen's head, Ice Queen blasts her with a blizzard of snow, shooting her towards the ceiling by PG and she smashes the ice around him, freeing him and her hands, Ice Queen shrieks in frustration and is brought to the ground by ice raining from the ceiling. Fionna lands on the ground with PG in her arms.)

PG: Oh my goodness. (Fionna puts him down and Cake bursts through the door)

Cake: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HE...(Sees PG with his hand with Fionna and her dress in tatters and rushes PG) AAAHH! Don't you touch her!!! (She jumps up and flails and scratchs on his face until Fionna pulls him off.)

Fionna: Shh.. It's okay, it's okay, it was the Ice Queen.

(Ice Queen shoots a blast of ice needles at Cake)

Ice Queen: Hands off my prince!

(Cake lets a pained cat howl as Ice Queen laughs until Fionna punches off her crown and kicks her in the face.)

Ice Queen: (Groans and snarls) My magic tiara...my powers!

(Fionna grabs her neck)

Fionna: And this is for yanking my heart guts! (Punches Ice Queen to the ground where Cake, whearing the magic tiara, blasts her with snow.)

Cake: Ha Ha! I'm a queen! (Fionna knocks off the tiara)

Fionna: No, you might catch her crazy.

PG: Wow, Fionna. You're, you're just really incredible. Maybe we should meet up, for a date.

Fionna: (Pushes him away) No way, man. Not interested. (Thoughtful sigh) I think the reason I got all these guy friends and no boyfriend because I don't really want to date any of 'em. I don't need feel like I'm waiting to be noticed. I know who I am. And I'll know what I want when and if it ever comes along. But there is one guy I would do anything to date, the Ice King.

PG: What?!

Cake: Me too, Ice King's the real deal.

(Lord Monochromicorn pops out from under the floor)

LM: (In morse code) W-E L-O-V-E Y-O-U -I-C-E K-I-N-G.

Fionna: Ice King is the hottest hottie and I can't wait to...(The camera fades into Fionna's mouth and fades out of Ice King's mouth in the his castle)

Ice King: "To marry him!" said Fionna. The she turned to Prince Gumball and said "I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch until we get fat and die." The end. So what do you think of the fanfiction I wrote about you guys.

(Finn and Jake are trapped with half there bodies in a block of ice, with Jake in head first, with book manuscripts in front of them, Gunter has a book too.)

Finn: Uh...

Ice King: (threateningly) Tell me you thought it was good!

Finn: Uh, It's good! It's good! It's really good! It was amazing!