Armor of Zeldron

The Armor of Zeldron makes its appearance in "Blood Under the Skin." It is kept in a cave guarded by Ghost Man. The armor grants its wearer the power of flight and protection from anything, even ghosts.

Finn sought the armor of Zeldron because Sir Slicer, along with other fully-armored characters, made him feel embarrassed about having a measly thimble for armor. When Finn wouldn't pay for Choose Goose's armor, Choose Goose gave him a poem instead. The poem read "The sun nibbles on the clouds, and gum drop tears rain down," which Jake interprets as "we have to cross that swamp." Finn then goes through a variety of trials starting with the Swamp of Embarrassment. The other trials are calming the Red Faced Monster and getting past Ghost Man, which Finn was supposed to do by winning against him in a game of Drop Ball. Once he reached the end of the cave, an entity magically places the armor on him. Finn immediately freaks out and takes it off saying "This is lady armor!" Ghost Man then bursts into the room, and Jake put on the armor to fight him. This worked in an odd way; Ghost Man mistook Jake for his mother. Jake then tells Ghost Man to go "outside, now!" curing him of his dropball addiction. As they are leaving, Sir Slicer makes fun of Jake for looking like a lady. Later on as Jake was flying away he hit multiple mountaintops; he seems unaffected and says "Dude, this armor is so *chk* *chk*."

The armor seems to be embarrassment themed, given the nature of the trials and the ridiculousness of its appearance.

Appearance
The Armor of Zelderon armor consists of a golden helmet shaped like a skull with pink horns and two blonde braids with bone-like ribbons attached to it. There are golden breast plates with a huge space for female breasts, and two wings at the back. The armor seems to be intended to cover the whole torso of a big female with similar physique to Muscle Princess. As such, it is way too big for Finn leaving only his legs exposed.

In the original storyboard and prop design, the armor had swinging morning stars or skulls (as seen in the gallery below) attached to its nipples, but these were later scrapped because it did not make it past Standards & Practices due to the fact they resembled a woman's breast too much. Most likely a Legend of Zelda reference.

It is shown in the comics that Jake kept the armor.

Trivia

 * Jake reads an unseen part of the poem leading to the armor by rubbing it. It says "The meadow weeps as morning sings of milk and honey and things to come," which he interprets as "We have to silence the echoing in the woods." This is what led to the Red Faced Monster.
 * The cave containing the armor has doors that read "Home of Zeldron's Armor."