User blog:JosephStalin86/Your new year's resolution?

I'm really serious, guys. This is just for fun. My new year's resolution is....... How about yours? (You must ALWAYS start with a "I will promise to [blank] )
 * 1) I will promise to fix my room by myself always (my maid got tired and angry because SHE is the only maid)
 * 2) I will promise to don't forget to sign my papers.
 * 3) I will promise to be wise always and follow the qualities of a good leader.
 * 4) I will promise to cook the food instead of my wife.
 * 5) I will promise to think good thoughts in my mind.