Choose Goose

Choose Goose is a talking goose who speaks (almost) exclusively in rhymes. He sells various rare objects for adventuring or assisting Finn and Jake, but most of what he possesses either backfires or is mostly useless to almost everyone.

He is introduced in "Blood Under the Skin." When Finn wanted one of his armors, Choose Goose asked greedily for Jake's head. When Finn refused, he gave Finn a poem that led to the Armor of Zeldron. In "The Real You," after Finn entertained him, Choose Goose ends up giving Finn the Glasses of Nerdicon. Finn saw this as a shortcut to becoming "smart" but his new braininess nearly destroys Ooo. Choose Goose usually requests strange things from people when trading.

Choose Goose makes a cameo appearance at the end of Issue 4, and is seen splashing in Desert Princess's new lake with Water Princess celebrating the defeat of The Lich.

His Farmworld version is named Choose Bruce who also speaks in rhymes, and he appears in Finn the Human.

Appearance
Choose Goose has long, plump, orange legs, which seem to look like striped tights. He wears a blue mid-century "lute suit" with a long green feather on the matching hat. His limbs seem to be very weak and flexible. He also has a long neck with a red stripe on it.

Legends of Ooo
Choose Goose appeared in the Cartoon Network online game, "Legends of Ooo." At one point, he does not rhyme because he is annoyed.

Quotes
"Choose some protection from my selection. I've got something for you, a metal shoe! Don't you know you might stub your toe? Look here, hun! Choose this one to protect your buns! Don't be meek! What if you fall down and scrape your cheek?"

"The quest that you are on requires... the Glasses of Nerdicon! Lately I've been feeling drained. I only wish to be entertained. Well done! The glasses you have won!"

"If you can decipher the poem and complete the trials; you will receive the magical Armor of Zeldron. It is foretold to be totally *chk-chk*."

Trivia

 * He is seen in an early storyboard of "The Enchiridion!"
 * His voice imitates, or is a possible homage to, American comedian and actor Ed Wynn.
 * In the episode "Blood Under the Skin," there was a necklace in his stall with a pink prism that resembles the holopendant that Princess Bubblegum gave to Finn in "The Other Tarts."
 * In Spanish, his name is "Ganso Manso," which translates into "tame goose."
 * In "I Remember You," Marceline shows Ice King an article written by Bruce Guese, probably an allusion to Choose Goose.
 * As revealed in "Finn the Human," Choose Goose, or his ancestors, were once human.
 * Choose Goose's name is likely inspired by the Goo-Goose who chews goo in Dr. Seuss's children's tale, Fox in Socks.