Beautopia (episode)/Transcript

(It is night and raining outside of the Tree Fort, Finn is sitting at the table while Jake puts on some hot water)

Jake: Hey, what kind of coffee do you want?

Finn: Hazelnut! Hazelnut! What if your name was "Zelnut"? And then I would be all like "Hey, Zelnut"

Jake: That's terrible.

Finn: Hey, Zelnut.

(Irritated, Jake grows and gently bodyslams Finn, who laughs)

Jake: Stop!

(There is then a knocking sound)

Finn: You hear that?

Jake: Yeah.

(The wall is then burstthrough by none other than Susan Strong)

Finn & Jake: Susan Strong!

Susan: Finn, help Susan.

Finn: Of course I will.

Jake: Excuse us for a moment, Strong. (Jake takes Finn aside)

Jake: Dude, you know you're my bro, but that girl is bad news.

Finn: What? Naw.

Jake: She's crazy, man. She's a fish person!

Finn: We don't know that!

Jake: Dude, she tried to eat Peppermint Butler! She'd probably be worse if she was so scared of everything.

Finn: Whatever, look she needs my help. And I'm gonna help her whether you're coming with me or not.

Jake: Oh, I'm coming with you if only to be disruptive and obnoxious!

Finn: Susan, what can we do?

Susan: I need your hero heart and your magic.

Finn: My magic?

Susan: (Points to fire boiling the water) Magic of red flower.

(Finn has a flame-light lantern as Susan leads them down the tunnel to the Hyoomen territory, Down in the Hyoomen's territory that find Hyoomen watching them from behind rocks and litter)

Jake: (Scoffs) Fish people.

Susan: Long ago, my people live in Beautopia. But driven out by Glubs Glubs. We come here. We too scared to fight back. Ths why we need your hero heart. Hyoomans! (Hyoomen gasp) I'll be back!

(Susan and Finn go on their way)

Jake: Fish People! I'll be, um, a dolphin! (Turns his head into a dolphin shape, Hyoomen gasp and Jake snickers and leaves)

(The trio come to water)

Susan: Come on, we swim there.

Finn: No, you don't understand. I'm not a fish person. I'm human.

Susan: (Laughs) We go.

(Susan puts Finn's head under the water and he struggles, Jake tries to restrain Susan by wrapping his arms around her and Finn is able to come up to the surface with his hat on backwards, he takes it off and gasps for air, Jake runs to Finn and Susan extends her arm)

Jake: Grrr...(Susan squashes him down out of the way) What? Hey, hey. What?

Susan: (Examining Finn's head) You no gills. (Finn puts his hat back on) We take boat.

(On the boat, Finn hangs the lantern on a hook and Jake sings I'm On a Boat)

Jake: So where we headed, Susan?

Susan: There. (Points to a raging whirlpool)

Jake: Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no! No, Susan, no!

(They go down the whirlpool and Finn and Jake scream, they pop out safely out of a pipe)

Finn: (Laughs) That was awesome. See, Jake. We can trust Susan. She's on the trolley.

(Jake justs morphs his head into a fish person's, points to Susan, and makes a "screwball" sign with his arm)

Susan: Keeps looking for Glub Glubs.

(A pool floaty floats aheads)

Susan: (Whispers) No move!

(The floaty floats by)

Susan: Whew, we safe now. (Leaves to steer the boat, Jake looks at Finn)

Finn: What?

Jake: Dude, she's crazy.

Finn: She's not crazy, she's cool!

Jake: Whatever, man. This is a crazy cruise and Susan is our crazy captain and I'm a crazy clamshell! Boo-ep!(Morphs his head into a clam and starts dancing) Oh, doing the clam!

Finn: (Laughs) Stop acting like a clam, you ham.

(Susan looks ahead worriedly while Jakes dances and opens his clamhead to reveal a Birth of Venus-esq statuette with his face that dances, a slamming sound can be heard)

Jake: Hey, you hearing that too?

Susan: Getting close to the Glub Glubs' Mashem Ups.

Jake: (Closes clamhead) Huh?

(That float up to a series of giant stones coming out of the walls slamming together)

Susan: The Clashing Gates!

(Jake's head returns to normal with a look of fear on his face and he look at Finn)

Susan: (Rubbing Jake's head) S'Okay. Susan know when is safe to pass through.

Jake: Uh huh. Finn, let's get outta here.

Finn: Come on. She knows this place. Trust. We;re ready when you are, Susan.

Jake: You know, I could just stretch us over this thing.

Susan: Go...now!

(They speed through the gates, Jake screams and Finn stays calm, at the last gate half the boat is crushed)

Susan: Oh, good. Still got some boat left.

Jake: She's flippin' crazy! Come on Finn, let's bail.

Finn: Chill out.

(Jake pouts)

Finn: Okay Susan, what do we do next.

Susan: Hmm... never made this far before. Just gotta get past Glub Glubs.

Finn: Yeah, what are Glub Glubs exactly?

Susan: They...umm, look, they like this. (Draws an obscure picture with her figure on the boat wood)

Finn: Hmm.

Jake: That looks like my father. ...Now I'm crazy!

Susan: Yes. Glub Glubs crazy scary. Hyoomens scared so long. Even Susan. That why glad I meet you. You have brave heart. (Place her hand on Finn's chest and crushes it in her grip)

Finn: (Weakly) Thank...you...

(Susan grabs Jake and squeezes him into an oar and paddles futher into the cavern, with Jake gasping for air every paddle)

Susan: (Excited) We here? We at B, Beautopia!

(They float close to a dome shaped city)

Finn: Whoa...ominous.

Susan: We's be alls good once bring red flower to city heart.

(They float close to the city heart, when out a store called "FLOATY" a gush of water comes out)

Jake: What's making all that swishing?

Susan: Glub glubs! They coming!

(After a moment of tense drama, a pool floaty floats out)

Jake: (Laughs) It's just more pool floaties!

Susan: (Panicking) Shh! Shh! Too many Glub Glub to fight!

(Many pool floaties surround them, Susan begins to hyperventilate and backs away)

Jake: Susan! Susan, Glub glubs are just pool toys! (Turn his hand into a pickaxe) Watch, I'm putting an end to all this craziness, with my Pickaxe Hand! (Jake stretches over to a "Glub Glub" with Susan making warning sounds) No more craziness.

(Jake pokes the Glub Glub and it turns into a black monster, and so do all the other "floaties")

Jake: Ooooh...Jakey beefed it!

(A glub Glub tries to attack the trio, Susan cowers in fear but Finn and Jake fight them)

Jake: Bad news, dude. There's only two of us and more than, um, (Looks at his hand and holds out all his fingers) this many of them!

Finn: We gotta use the fire, like Susan said. Are you okay with that?

Jake: Yes! I'm okay with that! I'll do whatever Susan says! (Jake is tackled by a Glub Glub)

Finn: Susan! We need you! (Piledrives a Glub Glub)

Susan: (Whimpers) Susan scared! But Susan brave too. (Grabs lantern) SUUSSSAAANN!!!!! (Jumps and tackles a group of Glub Glubs)

Finn: Yeah, Susan!

(Susan makes a break with the lantern but is pounced on by Glub Glubs)

Finn: Susan!

Susan: (Tosses the lantern) Finn! Jake!

Jake: (Catches It) I gots it!

Susan: Red flower! Throw it to city heart!

Jake: Finn, win aide to fair Susan! Jake brings the fire!

(Jake goes as Finn kicks a Glub Glub off Susan)

Finn: Humans and "Hyoomen" got to stick together!

(Finn and Susan fist bump and Susan grabs his arms)

Finn: Huh?

(Susan swings him at a Glub Glub)

Susan: (Looking at Finn) Hmm.

(Jake stretches up the tower to the city heart, a giant Glub Glub comes out of the water and rise up the tower on the opposite side of Jake)

Jake: (Grunting) Almost..there... (At the top there is a furnace with straw that says "Light Fire Here") Oh, so I just toss it in here. Pretty straightforward. Okay, well here I go. (Swing the lantern) one, two, three... (The giant Glub Glub grabs his arm and roars) That reminds me of my mother. (Jake struggles against the Glub Glub and toss the lantern into the furnace) 

(All of Beautopia become lit with flames poping out of torches and pipes, the Glub Glubs evaporate leavig behind nothing but torn rubber floaties)

Finn: It's working, Susan! (Jake comes down) Jake.

Jake: Whoa, it is beautiful.

(Later, the Hyoomen Tribe have arrived and are sorting through things with Jake's help)

Finn: You were right, Susan. This place is great. Well, we better get home.

Susan: Finn, you stay.

Finn: No, I can't. I'm not like you.

(Susan takes Finn's hand and puts it in her hat, a look of shock envelops Finn's face)

Finn: Susan...

Jake: (On the boat with pretzels) C'mon Finn, let's go! I grabbed like 100 soft pretzels!

(Finns hops and Jake paddles them back, Finn and Susan wave at each other and the episode ends)