Vault of Bones/Transcript

(The episode starts off with Jake putting water in a teapot to make tea while Finn and Flame Princess are playing cards. Flame Princess sighs.)

Finn: What's up?

Flame Princess: Nothing, I don't know.

(Flame Princess continues to look at her cards and Finn comes up and stares at Flame Princess in her face, and both of them start laughing.)

Jake: If anybody wants tea, it will be ready in a few minutes.

(Jake heats up the tea on the stove, Jake waits for the tea to be ready when suddenly the tea lights up in flames and Flame King swooshes over to Flame Princess.)

Flame King: Evil...evil...evil...evil...evil!

(Flame Princess looks at Flame King.)

Jake: Whoa, Flame King!

Flame Princess: Father!

(Flame Princess gets embarrassed.)

Flame King: Oh, well, uh... Sorry, I... thought my daughter was alone... Well, I'll just be going now. Nice teapot.

(Flame King vanishes and the teapot is left charred and black).

Jake: Ooh!

Finn: What was that?

Jake: He was saying "evil, evil, evil" over and over again.

Finn: Yeah, I heard.

Jake: Well, I wasn't sure if you heard him cause he was whispering.

Finn: Yeah, I heard.

Flame Princess: Ugh, he's so annoying.

Jake: Well, I was trying to help.

Flame Princess: Oh, not you, Jake, my dad. I always catch him whispering stuff in my ear while I'm not paying attention. He keeps saying I'm evil.

(Finn stands up on the table.)

Finn: Whoa, уou best not be believing that whack bunk. I bet he's trying to make your life bad, so you'll think you're evil. But you're really not!

Flame Princess: How can I know for sure?

Finn: Dungeons.

Flame Princess: What?

Finn: Let's have a good time in a dungeon or something, that always clears my head that reminds me what's what.

Flame Princess: And that will make me good?

Finn: No, that will show you not to worry so much, because you're already good in here.

(Finn puts a finger to his chest, looking for his heart.)

Flame Princess: Ok, yeah, let's do it.

Finn: Dungeons!

(Finn puts up his fist.)

Flame Princess: Dungeons!

(Flame Princess puts her fist up also and they start laughing again.)

Jake: Camomile tea!

(Finn and Flame Princess look at Jake and laughing again and running away to find the dungeon and Jake sits down and takes a sip of the tea and moves back of the sofa. Meanwhile, Finn is finding secret door switchs in the jungle in order to lead Flame Princess to a dungeon, Finn looks under a rock then, pulls on the vines of the leaves.)

Flame Princess: Is this how you look for a dungeon?

Finn: Yeah... a lot of times the entrances are hidden, so you gotta look under rocks and stuff for a secret switch.

(Finn feels the wood of a trunk and knocks on it.)

Finn: Sometimes it takes a while... Hmm.

Flame Princess: I'll just use my heat sense.

(Flame Princess, then, spins around the forest to get a signal on a secret switch to a dungeon.)

Flame Princess: That tree over there is not made of wood.

Finn: Really?

(The two run over there to the tree.)

Finn: Yes!

(Finn climbs on the tree and pulls the switch on the branch and a skull shaped hole opens up from a giant rock. The two of them go down to the dungeon. There is skeletons and skulls lying everywhere. Finn finds a gauntlet on the ground.)

Finn: Ooh... gauntlet.

Flame Princess: Thanks for taking me out.

Finn: No prob, Bob, light this for me, will ya? (She does so.)

Flame Princess: Oh, sure. Um... do we need a torch? I'm sort of made of fire.

Finn: Oh...well, I guess torches are just cool for dungeons, you know?

Flame Princess: Oh, okay.

Finn: Yeah...I like to hang on to it.

Flame Princess: Boy, this place is creepy!

Finn: Really? I feel like it's trying too hard. Gold piece!

Flame Princess: Oh, you mean, like, with all the skulls?

Finn: Whoa!

Flame Princess: What?

Skeleton: What are you doing here?

Flame Princess: We're going to burn you alive!

Finn: No, no, no, sorry, one second.

Skeleton: Sure.

Finn: That guy might have important loot on him, plus it's a little cruel even for an evil guy check this out. RRRAAA, you're gonna surrender!

(Skeleton and Finn yell at eachother for a while)

Skeleton: Okay, okay, I surrender!!

Finn: I shall grant the clemensie! If you do the splits! Do the splits!

Skeleton: I-I can't do the splits.

Finn: Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!

Skeleton: Okay, okay...Ow, ow, ow!

Finn: See, a lot of you can overpower these guys with confidence.

Flame Princess: Neat!

Finn: Got any loot on you?

Skeleton: Just this map. It'll-it'll help you.

Finn: Ha! See? This would've been burned!

Flame Princess: Yeah, no, that makes sense.

Finn: What else you got?!

Skeleton: Yeah! Uh, uh, there's a treasure chest in the corner, please stop yelling.

Finn: Hah, hah! I knew it. ( the chest won't open ) Oh, crib it to the butternuts, it's locked!

Skeleton: Aahh! I don't know were the keys is, please don't yell!