Jake/Quotes

"Yeah, I know what Ice King means! A big nerd!"

"Sleds are for suckers! Just ride on my gut!"

"I'd rather be dancin' with babes!"

"Hard work sucks..."

"You wouldn't want to marry Finn. He pees his pants constantly."

"No, no, you do mean sexy hot!"

"I'd carve my face on the moon, so the moon would look like my face!"

"(Imitating Princess Bubblegum) Hey shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart!"

"(Imitating Ricardio) You look kinda like a big pink baguette!"

"Stomachs are wierd"