Rainy Day Daydream/Transcript

Finn: (Laughs) Ahhh... YEAHS!!! (Busts through door and lands on a bridge.)

Jake: (Entering) Heh heh. (Deep voice) Aw, yeah. (Chuckles)

Finn: Jake, get ready for a slap in the jowls. (Slaps Jake's nose; Jake does a snorting laugh) Seriously, though... get ready... for a day filled with adventure!

Jake: Whoa, really?!

Finn: Yeah, man!! (He slaps Jake's nose again, making him snort and laugh again) I wrote on my arm this to-do list of cool junk. (The clouds begin to get darker and bigger) Number one: back flip off this bridge and do the splits. Number two: track down and slay a goblin horde. Number three... storm clouds?

Jake: (Examining) Hmmm... (Knives fall from the clouds and Jake gasps.) Finn... it's a knife storm!! (Finn slaps Jake's nose yet again) It's raining knives, man! Come on! (Exits)

Finn: I've never seen a knife storm before... It's beautiful.

(Knives begin falling near Finn; Jake pulls Finn inside before knives can fall on him.)

Jake: Looks like we're stayin' in today, kid.

Finn: Well, what're we gonna do?

BMO: Who wants to play video games??

Finn and Jake: BMO!!

Jake: What's on the menu, BMO?

BMO: I've created a new game called Conversation Parade.

Finn: Hah! Alright!

Jake: Start it up, BMO!

BMO: (singing) What do you think about the stars in the sky?

Finn: 'S okay, I guess.

Jake: Yeah, they're cool.

BMO: That is an interesting response! Battery low... Shut doooowwwwn...

Finn: Booooo.

Jake: BMO, that was weak.

Finn: What now?

Jake: Ooh, ooh! Dude, I know somethin' totally rockin' we can do!

Finn: Whoa! What?!

Jake: Let's use our imaginations, man!

Finn: Barf that! Imagination is for turbo nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is! I'm a kick-butt reality master!! I would rather die than be imaginative. I mean that.

Jake: Eh. Your loss. (Beat) AAAH!!! Lava!! Lava all around us!! (Panicking and jumping around) Lava on the floor!

Finn: Shut up, man...

Jake: Seriously, man! There must be an enchantment on the house or somethin'!

Finn: I'm not playing you child-style games, guy. Watch and learn as I master... reality. (Moves his foot nearer and nearer to the floor)

Jake: NOOOOO!!

Finn: (Places foot on floor; it suddenly catches fire) AAAAH!!! Category:Transcripts