Forum:The Choose Bruce Theory, a strange theory on characters origins

I know this sounds strange but after watching the most recent episode, "Finn the Human" and "Jake the Dog", I talked to my friend who also watches the show and we found the character Choose Bruce to be a hilarious joke but then one of us asked, "What happened to Choose Bruce after Jake made his wish?". We then got into a massive discussion about it and we figured out where Finn and the Lich came from. We figured out other things but it would get far to complicated if I explained everything.

FINN THE HUMAN AND THE LICH:

First I must point out that in Jake the Dog, after the bomb went off there were still people living. Some may say that the only people we saw living after the bomb went off were those who Finn protected with his ice, I would like to point out that the ice ball Finn was in broke and Finn was still alive. This means that the bomb was not enough to end all life. In the episode farmworld jake turns into the Lich (lets call him Lich Beta). Lich Beta would have destroyed all life in farmworld besides Finn because the magic crown would have protected him from the Lichs' magic like it did to simon in the land of Ooo.This means that Finn and Lich Beta would have been wandering the world for the rest of time and in that time, Finn found an item of power such as the Enchiridion and used it to teleport to the time room (The Lich may have found it instead but if it was the Enchiridion then the lich could not have been able to touch the gems that activate the book). When he teleported there the Lich followed him there and made his wish to be able to destroy another world. Finn on the other hand wished to find a world that he could freeze over. Prismo (no idea how to spell his name) sent them both to the same world. The only thing is that they ended up in different time periods, They were both sent back to the day they were born in Farmworld and were basically reborn. After the bomb went off The Lich appeared and killed all life and created the land of Ooo. Later on, Finn appeared as a baby with no knowledge of the crown (which I will explain where it went in a moment) and with his arm since he didn't have it when he was born. Also, remember that farmworld was frozen for 400 years after the bomb was initially dropped and frozen so Finn was probably born a long time after. Now you may say that "well the lich was created when the bomb was dropped in farm world which was after the 400 years so wouldn't he appear at that time?" Well, remember, the lich wished to be able to destroy all life in another world so prismo stopped simon from freezing the bomb and the bomb went off which which created the well of power which in turn created the lich who then destroyed all life in this new world. Finn on the other hand appeared as a baby where margret and joshua found him. The crown Finn was wearing was able to resist prismos magic and send itself back in time where it's original owner simon would find it (if you remember, the crown wanted to find simon after he died so it broke prismos magic and used it to go back to it's original owner). I hope this makes sense and there is a lot more to it but I feel like it would just be rambling if I went to far and no one would want to read it.