The Wand/Transcript

(Jake is huge sitting on a hill watching clouds with Finn lying on his stomach)

Finn: Jake, these clouds are beautiful dude.

Jake: (Shrinks to normal size) Yeah man. Makes me wish I didn't have to poop ever again and could just le... ah...ow! Hey, what the heck am I laying on!

(Jake pulls out a wand and shoots out colored spirit looking things from under himself)

Jake: Hmm.

(He shoots his foot with the wand and it turns it into a bird like creature for a few moments)

Finn: Holy stuff!

Jake: Let's get outta here and wreck some stuff with this thing!

Finn: Yeah! Ha Ha!

(They run down the hill happily)

Jake: Oh snap, look!

(Ice King is burning a giant ant with a magnifying glass, but it isn't seriously hurting it)

Ice King: Oh, why won't you die!

Ant: (Makes some kind of trambone sounds)

Finn: Hey Ice King!

Ice King: Yes, Finn.

Finn: Stop hurting that ant you old bag! Or you're gonna get it!

Ice King: (grumbles and points the magnifying glass at them) You want some of this too!? Huh!? Eh.

(Jake shoots the colored stuff at Ice King with the wand, Finn and Jake laughs as Ice King falls and the ant gets away. A color blast comes out of the wand and hits Finn in the face.)

Finn: Ow, Jake!

Jake: Sorry. This thing kinda got a mind of...

(The wand goes wild and blasts out colored stuff sending Jake back with recoil)

Jake: (panicking) Ah-haha!

Finn: Turn it off, Jake!

(Jake can not control it, it continues to shoot out colored stuff until, unexpectedly, Lumpy Space Princess is comes through the wand)

LSP: Oh my glob, Melissa! I think its kicking in!

(LSP is shot out of the wand, Finn runs and screams grabbing Jake causing him to drop the wand, it continues to wreak havok)

Finn: We've got to stop it!

Jake: What are we gonna do!

Ice King: (Appearing behind Finn and Jake) Let's work together! He-he! To defeat the wand!

(Finn and Jake groan)

Finn: Okay, Ice King.We'll keep it distracted and you sacrifice yourself to destoy the wand.

Ice King: (Happy) Yeah, yeah!

(Ice King runs off)

Finn: Hey wand! (Starts to dance with Jake) I heard you pay a robot torub your tummy for you!

(The wand pauses in midblast, the spirit things look angry. Ice King appear from behind holding his cloak, the colors recede back into the wand and an really angry looking color thing begins to pop out)

Finn: Now Ice King!

(Ice King runs toward the wand)

Ice King: Whoop Whoop Whoo! (Belly flops the wand causing it to explode a little and leave a a few color spirit things rising like smoke, Finn and Jake run to Ice King)

Finn:Heh heh heh heh! Wow! That was awesome dude!

Jake: Wow Ice King! Heh heh! That was amazing!

(Ice King breathes heavy a little and lifts his face up and it looks different, his beard is gone from his face down to his chest, he has wing thing on the side of his head and his mouth is like a beak letting out stars when he talks)

Ice King: Did I get it?

Finn: (Laughing) Yeah, man.

Jake: You got it. (Laughs)