User blog:TheAntTony/The Suitor Theories and Expectations

Greetings everyone, I'm the TheAntTony and this here is my first blog.

Well it's official, two weeks from now*, Princess Bubblegum will be getting a "love interest". And this has the fandom going insane with thier ships, with Fubblegummers going "But who's gonna be with him when he and Flame Princess break up**" and Bubbliners going "NO, PB and Marcy should work out thier differences". Well I decided I should calm this fanbase and list out all the possible outcomes that could happen in "The Suitor"

Theory 1: PB has no idea she was being courted whatsoever and marches on (HEY, it wouldn't be OOC.)

Theory 2: PB thanks the guy for being nice to her, but tells him it wouldn't work out.

Theory 3: Same as Theory 2, but with her outright stating she's a lesbian (Probably unlikely but in a world where it's okay for Mrs. Puff to outright state she wanted to murder Spongebob, I would see no problem with this.)

Theory 4: She calls out the guy for trying to woo her Disney-style (you know, with as little time to fall in love as possible.)

Theory 5: PB thanks the guy and tells him to meet up again.

Theory 6: My least favorite but still valet and possible, they do end up together (Though it's also unlikely since it's more in-character for her to call people out, as stated in Theory 4)

Keep in mind, I have no idea if Finn and Jake are gonna play a major role in this episode (from the looks of it, probably not). So those are unaccounted variables.

Now for my expectations:

- Being funny

- Provide a great amount of insight in PB and PepBut's history

- Possible subtext

- Paroding Disney and their illogical measure of getting someone to fall in love with another person with as little time as possible.

- Hey, maybe a Disney-style musical number to along with it.

- And for it to be a memorable episode no matter what happens.

Feel free to add your own theories and expectations in the comments below.

As for today........ enjoy James Baxter the Horse. And next week, enjoy Shh!


 * At least according to TV Guide, because originally it was suppose to be next Monday, but no, Cartoon Network decided:

Executive 1: "You know what let's hold this for another week, I'm sure they won't mind"

Executive 2: "But what will we replaced it with?"

Executive 1: "Shh! of course"

Executive 2: "But what about One Last Job"

Executive 1: "Nah, let's save that for June."

STOP MESSING WITH THE EPISODE ORDERS CARTOON NETWORK!


 * They ain't breaking up, OKAY!