Ice King/Quotes

"FINN! You've ruined my chances with five or six potential wives! For that, you will- (Finn punches him in the beard)- OOF! Oh, my beard..."

"Your hat is stupid!"

"Do you know what Ice King MEANS?! (Jake replies, "Yeah, I know what Ice King means: a big nerd!")"

"I'll show you fun. Fun is my middle name!"

"Ladies! I brought you a baby, and a puppy!"

"PLAY IT OR I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO JUICE!!!!"

"I have to go potty in the bathroom."

"PLEASE stop Ricardio!"

"No Ice-o-pede!"

"FINN! Why can't you ever be a princess?"

"These bars won't hold me forever- no seriously, there's only like two of them."

"So let me get this straight. You're hitting on me."

"Woah, Ice-o-pede!"

"Gunter, who told you that you can fly?"

"Ice-o-pede attack! Now crush him like you did me!"

"Now finally I can kill you! Oh wait silly willy, I was supposed to tell you that I'm getting married!"

"No one sucks the life from my penguins except ME...except polar bears, but that's just nature, Gunter."

"Ha ha ha ha, I'm a banana!"