Tart Toter

The Royal Tart Toter is a Candy Person who used to work for Princess Bubblegum, delivering the Royal Tarts to the Back-Rubbing Ceremony at the Royal Congressional Hall. His role as the official tart toter came to an end because he went "mad - and old." It is unclear if other toters have delivered tarts since his mental deterioration. In "The Other Tarts" Cinnamon Bun offers to take his place, but Princess Bubblegum allows Finn and Jake to tote the tarts saying that Cinnamon Bun is "half-baked." Despite no longer being the official tart toter, the Royal Tart Toter arrives at the Back-Rubbing Ceremony without warning. His appearance seems to frighten the Candy People, who hide their presence from him. The Royal Tart Toter then gives an eloquent soliloquy in a sudden burst of lucidity, and the episode ends.

He makes a brief appearance as one of the guests in Holly Jolly Secrets Part II. He also appears in "Princess Cookie" as a patient of the mental institution for the Candy People. He was seen wearing an Elizabethan collar.

Appearance
thumb|300px|left|The Tart Toter's famous Royal Congression Hall SpeechThe Royal Tart Toter is a large gingerbread man whose appearance has suffered physically as a result of his insanity. He has been bitten on the right shoulder, hip, and right leg; several of his teeth are missing, and his elaborate frosting, once ornate, has smeared in many places or vanished altogether. Several of the medals with which he was decorated earlier in his career have been lost or damaged. In his left hand he carries a chicken, and in his right hand, a squirrel. When the Royal Tart Toter speaks, icing pours out of his mouth uncontrollably, analogous to the frothing maw of a rabid animal. He is also missing his right boot. For hair, he has a pad of melted butter, and he wears a shriveled Maraschino cherry for a hat.

Episodes featured

 * The Other Tarts
 * Holly Jolly Secrets Part II (cameo)
 * Princess Cookie (cameo)

Quotes
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Royal Tarts have arrived!"

"Hello? Eat my tarts?"

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."

Trivia

 * Although his other physical senses have deteriorated, he can sense people by their movement.
 * He no longer appears to roam free, being eaten by strangers. He currently resides in the Candy Kingdom Mental Hospital, last seen wearing a dog cone, smiling as he bows down to Baby-Snaps.
 * His chicken is yellow in the episode "Princess Cookie."