Puhoy/Transcript

(The episode starts with a quick scene outside the Tree Fort where a Knife storm occurs.)

Jake: Beep beep! Look out! Beep beep! Pillow delivery! Look out buddy! (drops the pillows on Finn.)

Finn: Uuf! (then BMO landed on his head then CMO landed on BMO's head.)

BMO: Uuf!

Finn: Come on Jake...

Jake: Sorry buddy, (changes into his normal form.) just trying to cheer you up some. I mean here you are chillin' out with history's coolest friends, building an actual pillow fort but you just sit there sulking- I mean what gives!?

Finn: *sigh*, I guess I'm just thinking about Flame Princess I told her a joke the other day and she didn't even laugh or anything, guess it's over between us.

Jake: That's it?! A joke?

BMO: Maybe she just didn't get it yet.

Finn: Yeah right BMO, more like she used up all her laughs on some other guy's jokes probably. Man, having a girlfriend is hard.

Jake: No! being crazy is hard. You're getting all hung up, all hung up on imaginary problems, you gotta focus on what's real man.(Grabs his favorite cup.) You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup,(throws it out the window.), now it's gone forever so it's not real and I don't care about it anymore.

BMO: *gasp* Oh no! My favorite window!

Finn: I don't even know what you guys are talking about.

Finn: I think I just need some alone time.(Grabs his cup and sword.) Gotta let my mine fester a bit you know? I'll be back in a little while. (Finn went inside the pillow fort.)

Jake: Finn! Festering is always bad man! There's no good kind of festering! Finn!

Finn: Man, this looked smaller from the outside. What's this now? What the?! Jake, what's in here?! Jake?

(Finn went out on a small door.)

Finn: Oh whoa! Did Jake build this part too? That guy needs some more girlfriends or something.

Finn: (Looks at the small door which suspiciously disappeared.) Hey Jake! You need more girlf- what the...? Doors gone?

Finn: Hmm, maybe there's another door in yonder pillow town. I don't get this at all.

* Screaming in the distance*

Pillow children: Dragon!! Blanket dragon! Run!

Finn: Huh?

Pillow child: Oof! Hey mistah, you betta get runnin' bwanket drwagon!

Finn: Now this I understand! (Starts fighting the dragon then sliced it's neck that pillow stuffing came out then collapses.)

Finn: Whoa, that's it?

Pillow child: Wow.

Pillow people: *cheering* Did you see that.

Finn: Hey, uh how's it going?

Quilten: Puhoy there! I am Quilten, son of Pillowford and you have saved our village! You and your sharp pillow.

Finn: Hah, it's nothing- I kill things all the time.

Quilten: Oh nonsense! This calls for a celepillowbration!

Pillow people: *cheering*

(The scene changes into some kind of party then the pillow people starts dancing while Finn goes behind a pillow rock.)

Finn: *sigh*

Roselinen: There you are Finn the Human.

Finn: Oh, hey there... Um, you can just call me Finn if you want.

Roselinen: Alright Finn my name is Roselinen daughter of Quilten, you have to call me the whole thing.

Finn: Oh uh...

Roselinen: Just kidding!

Finn: Heh. Oh, uh your dad seems fun.

Quilten: Oh ha ha, oh my! Huzaaah!

Roselinen: *chuckles* yeah. Um, you wanna dance?

Finn: Oh, well... I have a girlfriend.

Roselinen: *laughs* Dummy, its a dance not marriage.

Finn: *laughs* yea, okay!(the pillow bird poops little pillowcases on Finn's shoulders.) This place is weird.

Roselinen: Are you telling me that birds in your world don't poo little pillowcases?

Finn: Naah, just regular poo.

Roselinen: Hey, like this.(grabs his hand a places in on her hip which sinks down a bit.)

Finn: Eh yeah, it's really cool, where I come from I live with my friend, whose my brother and he's a dog. We fight stuff, it's cool, its really different than here. I mean where I'm from blankets and pillows are used for bedding.

Roselinen: *laughs* Well they're used for that here too.

Finn: Heh heh uh.

Quilten: Woo oo ooh hoo hoo! Delightful.

Finn: Ah man, it's been nice Roselinen but I gotta get back to my home.(goes to Quiilten.) Quiilten, I need your help to find a portal to my home world.

Quilten: Of course we will do our best to help you, Finn the Flesh Pillow. But you're not making a fold of sense!

(a pillow person presents a pillow food of some kind.)

Quilten: Please, share our food, you need nourishment.

Finn: It taste... like... a pillow...

Quilten: I'll give your compliments to the pillow.

(The scene shows to the pillow chef waving.)

(Then it goes back to where Jake and BMO is and Jake stretches to grab his favorite cup when he threw it out the window.)

BMO: Oh, there you are! You found your mug, I thought you say you didn't care.

Jake: (sips the cup)

BMO: That mug is empty.

Jake: I wonder what Finn's up to.

(The scene returns to pillowland.)

Jay: (dressed up like the dragon Finn fought.) Roar! I'm the blanket dragon!!

Bonnie: Well I'm daddy! Cha-pow!

Roselinen: Jay, Bonnie. I bet your dad's just about finished chopping wool. You guys wanna bring him his lunch?

Jay & Bonnie: Yes!

Finn: (chopping pillow trees with his sword and looking quite older.) *laughs* Alphanumeric! (Grabs then hugs the sheep.) Hello sheep! You don't make a fluff of sense!

Jay & Bonnie: Daddy!

Finn: Oh! What is this! A pack of fearsome pillow goblins?!

Bonnie: Daddy, we're your kids!

Roselinen: psst, Finn, they've brought you lunch.

Finn: Oh they have, have they. (grabs one tiny pillow.) Tiny pillows. Mmm mmm mm mmm.

Jay: *giggles*

Finn: Darling, you've out done yourself.

Jay & Bonnie: Grand pillow!

Roselinen: What's my father doing here?

Quilten: Ah hoy!

Jay & Bonnie: Grand pillow!

Quilten: Oh oh oh, come here! Oh, but I've come to speak with your father.

Finn: What is it Quilten?

Quilten: When you first arrived here you told us about a mysterious door that led you to our world.

Finn: Yes, of course.

Quilten: Our archeologist found this in the pillow catacombs.(Shows the book to Finn.) The Pillowcronomicon.

Finn: Oh my glob.

Quilten: There is no information about the door say for the fact it shows up periodically then disappears.

Finn: Quilten, I need to find that door.

(The scene goes to the real world again where BMO and Jake's favorite cup are wearing a rainbow colored afro.)

Jake: Uh, hey BMO, I gotta snag my mug from you.(Removes the wig then puts it above BMO.)

BMO: Oh, really?

Jake: Hey no don't sweat it, I'll make us some hot chocolate.

BMO: Jake, you drive a hard burger.

(Then scene returns to pillowland.)

Finn: (looking older than his last appearance, went in a tent where Rasheeta is.) Hello?

Rasheeta: Ah yes, come in.

Finn: Are these The Great Abracadabra Mountains and are you Rasheeta the Great Oracle dweller of said mountains?

Rasheeta: Yes, you must be Finn the Human Man seeker of the wandering portal.

Finn: Yes, I've searched for decades, how did you know?

Rasheeta: I've read it in the tea leaves, (grabs a newspaper.) this newspaper I found from the future.

Finn: Does it say how I get home?

Rasheeta: The real question is: are you sure you want to?

Finn: Uh yeah!

Rasheeta: Well don't worry you won't be here long. (farts.)

Finn: So there is another way to...

Rasheeta: Not long now. (farts again.)

Finn: (coughing from the stench of Rasheeta's farting then went out of his tent.)

Bonnie: Father

Jay: What did the oracle say father? Have we come to the right spot finally?

Finn: I think so, but the oracle spoke in riddles. (hold his beard.) And I have to fester on this one for a bit-

Roselinen: Oh Finn I know you have to go, all these years I've known, but now that it's time... Oh man, I'm just all messed up about it. Just promise me you'll remember us, when you're back in your real life.

Finn: Hmm, that reminds me Roselinen, something Jake told me just before I came to this world.

(shows a flashback of Jake when he was explaining that he needs to deal with his real problems.)

Jake: Your getting all hung up on imaginary problems, stay with your new wife you've known her longer now than any of us. You're not even sure if I ever really existed. And I'm pretty sure I didn't look like this.

Finn: Man, how did he see it all coming so clearly?

Finn: Come on everyone pack your things, we're going home.

(Then the scene goes to the real world where Jake was playing with BMO.)

BMO: (laughing) Goodness Jake, why don't you do this with your other babies?

Jake: Well, Rainicorn babies age rapidly they don't need their parents a couple hours after they're born.

BMO: That really stinks huh?

Jake: Mmmmm

BMO: Hot chocolate is ready!

(The scene goes to pillowland again, Finn looks very old and on his bed.)

Roselinen: Finn... Finn

Finn: Wh-what?

Roselinen: Are you comfortable?

Finn: I'm alright.

Bonnie: Um, dad... dad. We just wanted to say that we- (starts crying.)

Jay: That... we love you dad.

Finn: I remember... back... when I was dad.

Jay: Dad, you are our dad...

Finn: I ain't dead yet! Oh, no, wait! Here it comes! Ooooh! Oh oh boy! (Finn was flying over a red creature then suddenly went to the real world again, Finn then pops out off the top on Jake's pillow fort.)

Jake: Hey buddy, you feeling better already?

Finn: Huh? Oh I don't know man. I just had the number one most wildest dream.

Jake: Really?

Finn: Yeah! I was g- (his phone starts to ring, then he answered it.) Hello? Oh hey! Oh (chuckles.) thanks! Yeah, okay, bye... That was Flame Princess, she said she didn't get my joke until just now and that it's really funny and awesome!

BMO: Ha ha! I knew it!

Jake: Yeah, that's great man. Now what about this dream?

Finn: What dream?

Jake: The dream you were just talking about.

Finn: Huh?

Jake: Just a second ago!

Finn: *shrugs*

Jake: The dream you just had in the pillow fort!

Finn: Pfft!

(the episode ends.)I