Choose Goose

Choose Goose is a talking goose who speaks in rhymes. He sells many various objects for adventuring or assisting Finn, but most of what he possesses either backfires or is, for the most part, useless.

He is introduced in "Blood Under the Skin," when Finn gets a splinter and needs "finger protection," leading to Choose Goose selling him a thimble. When Finn wanted one of his armors, Choose Goose asked for Jake's head. When Finn refused, he gave Finn a poem that led to the armor of Zelderon. In "The Real You," Choose Goose ends up selling Finn the Glasses of Nerdicon after they entertained him, which Finn saw as a shortcut to becoming "smart" but to the point that his new braininess nearly destroys Ooo. Choose Goose usually asks for strange things for people to buy his items. In "Blood Under the Skin", he asks for Jake's head, and in "The Real You", he asks to be entertained.

Quotes
See Choose Goose/Quotes

Trivia

 * He is also seen in an early storyboard of "The Enchiridion!."
 * His voice imitates, or is a possible homage to, American comedian and actor Ed Wynn.
 * In the episode "Blood Under the Skin," in his stall there was a necklace with a pink prism that resembles the one that "Princess Bubblegum gave to Finn in "The Other Tarts."
 * Choose Goose appeared in the Cartoon Network online game, "Adventure Time: Legends of Ooo." At one point, he does not rhyme because he is annoyed Finn and Jake want the scarf that they gave Choose Goose earlier back.