User blog:Redchan/Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch

They actually made a nightlight of a blue canary to go in the outlet by the light switch. It will be your only friend, but it won't be your only friend, but it will be a little glowing friend, but it won't actually be your friend, but it will be. It will watch over you. It will live in the birdhouse in your soul.

Go here to buy it.

(warning, hates argonauts)