The Creeps/Transcript

(The episode starts with well dressed Finn and Jake walking up a twisty road on a very stormy night. Jake is holding an umbrella, which the wind blows away, but Finn covers him with his umbrella.)

Jake: This stinks! Hey, how much longer till we get to the mysterious party?

Finn: Let me check the spooky invite sent to us by our annoymus host. (Takes letter out from his jacket) Oh. We're here. Party's in that castle.

(Finn and Jake walk up the remaining stairs to the castle's front door, there is a box of masks at the top.)

Finn: It's for us!

Jake: What's it say?

Finn: (Reading card) Wear me.

Finn and Jake: Wear me? (Jake opens the box) Whistles

(Finn and Jake enter the castle both wearing masks)

Finn: Hello?

Princess Bubblegum: You who! (Camera pans to the left to show Princess Bubblegum, Lumpy Space Princess, BMO and Cinnamon Bun, all wearing masks as well.) Hey guys!

Finn: Princess Bubblegum, is that you?

Princess Bubblegum: Why yes indeed. Although according to the invitation, we're supposed to use mystery names. And mine is, Lady Quietbottom.

LSP: My name, is Duchess Gummybuns.

BMO: I'm Professor Pent.

Cinnamon Bun: I'm Cinnamon Bun.

(LSP slaps Cinnamon Bun of the back of the head)

LSP: What's the name on your invite?

Cinnamon Bun: Oh yeah! Uh... It's Guy Farting.

Finn: Prince Hotbod, at your service. (Bows)

Jake: I'm Randy Butternubs. (Walks away and throws card on ground)

Finn: So... Who's our host, anyway?

Princess Bubblegum: Nobody knows!

LSP: Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with huge money.

Jake: Tat-tat, Lumpy Space Princess! What would your boyfriend Brad say?

LSP: Brad and I broke up a long time ago, duh!

Everyone: (Gasp)

Cinnamon Bun: Now's my chance!

LSP: No. Way.

Cinnamon Bun: But I can make you happy!

LSP: (Smacks his hand away) Puke off! (Slaps him in the face) You big donnut!

Cinnamon Bun: Okay. (Gets off couch and walks over to a painting, revealing an envelope tapped to his back)

Princess Bubblegum: Excuse me, Guy Farting, there's an envelope on your back.

Cinnamon Bun: (Struggling to reach it) Where? Where?

Finn: Here. Let me. (Walks over and takes it off him)

Princess Bubblegum: (To everyone) Did you put that enevlope on him?

(Together) Jake: No.

LSP: No. I didn't do it, no.

BMO: No. Uh-Uh.

Princess Bubblegum: What's it say, Prince Hotbod?

Finn: (Reading note) (Clears throat) Esstemened guests, I am your host. I am a ghost.

Everyone: (Gasps)

Finn: By the time you finish reading this, I will posses one of you and use your body to murder everyone in the house.

Everyone: (Gasps)

Cinnamon Bun: We've got to get out of here! (Runs to the door.)

Finn: CB, wait! It says anyone who will try to leave will die!

Cinnamon Bun: Nonononononono! (Pulls door handle)

(Lightning flashes and the power goes out, and when it turns back on, reveals a now-skeleton Cinnamon Bun.)

Everyone: (Gasps)

LSP: He's DEAD!!!

Jake: Yeaaaaah, right.

Finn: Whad'ya mean "Yeaaaah, right"?

Jake: ''(Walks over to Cinnamon Bun's skeleton) Come on. You don't remember when I pulled the same trick on your birthday? (Picks up CB's skull) I used the fake skeleton's. (Makes CB's mouth move the same time he is speaking) To make you think everyone was dead.

Princess Bubblegum: It looks real to me.

Jake: (Blows small raspberry) Classic Move.

Finn: Dude. (Arm crosses chest) I swear I'm not pranking you. Cinnamon Bun is dead.

(Jake looks sad and puts finger on his mouth. He drops CB's skull.)

Finn: The question is: who killed him?

(Scene Transition)

Finn: One of us, is possessed by a murderer. And if we want to stay alive, we have to figure out who's hiding a ghost inside their mortal body.

(Everyone looks at each other suspiciously.

Finn: BMO! (Points down at BMO)

BMO: Ahh!

Finn: Use your ghost detecting equipment to scan everyone.

(BMO takes out old fashioned flash-bulb and takes a picture of LSP.)

LSP: I blinked by balls. My eye balls.

(BMO takes a picture of Princess Bubblegum, who giggles. BMO takes a picture of Jake, who has a blank expression on his face.)

BMO: Hmmm... (Narrows eyes suspiciously.)

Jake: What do you mean "Hmmm?"

BMO: Nothing...

(Whispering at the same time) Finn: Did you see that? (Whispers something inaudible) Princess Bubblegum: (whispers something inaudible) LSP: Oh it was Jake I knew it, I knew it was Jake.

(BMO puts flash back inside him.)

BMO: Processing... Data! (Prints pictures from it's Bottom.)

LSP: Ew.

Finn: Huh?

Princess Bubblegum: So who's the ghost, BMO?

BMO: Oh. Um... I don't have a ghost detecting equipment. (Slides photos inside of him.) I just like taking nice pictures.

Jake: Let's find some candles. If the lights go out again, we'll be able to catch the murderer!

Finn: Good idea! Jake and BMO, you check downstairs and we'll take this floor.

Jake: Okay.

(Jake and BMO begin to walk towards the basement door, as Finn stares suspiciously at Jake.)

(Scene transitions to BMO and Jake walking down the basement stairs, BMO is using himself as a flashlight.)

Jake: Lay truth on me BMO, is Finn pulling some elaborate prank on me?

BMO: No, Jake. When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke. (It's light goes out.) But sometimes, life is scary, and dark. That is why we must find the light. Aha! (BMO finds a box of glow sticks and cracks one.) Found it!

(BMO hands the glow stick to Jake.)

Jake: Ooh! (Laughs manically.) Thanks, BMO! BMO?

(Jake looks around, BMO is nowhere in sight.)

BMO: Help!

(A long, ghost like figure flies past Jake. BMO is standing in the darkness behind Jake.)

BMO: Jake help!

Jake: BMO?

(Two ghostly hands come from behind BMO and pulls him into the darkness.)

Jake: AHHH! (Runs back up the stairs to the foyer.) Oh my crease! Oh my crease! Assemble! Reassemble! Come on you guys!

(Finn and PB come out of an upstairs bedroom.)

Finn: Where's BMO?

Jake: The ghost got 'em!

Finn: Don't you mean you got 'em. (Picks up PB and throws her from the upstairs balcony, onto a couch on the first floor. PB rolls off the couch and Finn jumps down onto it.) Ghost!

PB: Guys, if there really is a ghost killer, then we should stay in a group. He can't take us all on if we're in a group!

(LSP screams; Finn, Jake and PB huddle together. LSP continues to scream.)

PB: LSP, are you okay? Where are you?

Jake: It sounds like she's in there! (Points to a door behind them.)

LSP: I'm dying!

(Toilet flushes & LSP comes out.)

LSP: Ugh, gross. My lumping butt is all hollow now, I've got to put something in it.

(LSP opens Dining Room door and goes in.)

LSP: So where's the food? What kind of castle is this? It's like a poor people's castle! With no lumping waffles for my dump truck! (Picks up belly and drops it on the table.)

(PB, Finn and Jake enter the dinning room.)