User blog:Heat-Gripper Archfiend/Fan Fiction: Reality Time

Who, what, WHEN?
"Hey man, where do babies come from?" Finn asked Jake as they were playing their newest video game. "Well Finn, are you sure you want to know? You might be freaked out or something by it--YES! HIGH SCORE!" Jake responded as he just obtained the high score on their game: Blitz of Eternity. "OK, lay it on me man. Can't be worse than the Lich." "Yeah, that was freaky. Well babies come from *leans in to Finn's ear and tell him" "Oh my--" Suddennly, as Finn was about to say God or Glob, a portal opened and a young man with curly bark brown hair, greenish-blue eyes, about 5' 10" and slightly built, flew out and crashed into Finn, Jake, and Beemo. "Ow..." the young man groaned in an oddly child-like voice for an adolescent male, "What in criminey jim-jam was that? A portal to another... *looks around* ...dimension?" "Who the heck are you?" Finn asked the young man, "What kingdom are you from?" "I'm Jared Kymers, I'm from America, where are Mary, Morgan, Bryant, and Kendra?" the young man stated and asked, "Where am I?" "Hello there. You are in Ooo. Who are those people you were talking about?" Jake responded, "I'm Jake, that guy there is Finn, and the little guy is Beemo. Would you like to meet Princess Bubblegum? Maybe she can help." "Maybe I can get back home from there." About 30 mins later, Finn, Jake, and Jared ran into LSP, "Who's the wierdo with the curly hair?" she asked. "I'm Jared Kymers, and who are you sir?" "I'm a girl! What the lump is wrong with your eye-holes!?" "Sorry miss, you sound like a male. Who might you be." "Dude, this is the Lumpy Space Princess," Jake interupted, "You better show her some respect." "Yeah! Now get on your knees and kiss my feet!" "Nice try Lumpy Space Princess, I'm a distant cousin of the English royalty where I come from. So nice try." Jared replied. "So where are you going anyway?" "Bubblegum's castle. We gotta get this dude back to his home time, world, whatever." "I think it's time. Cos didn't you say you were the last human Finn?" "Yeah. And if you're human, you must be from another time. Possibly universe." "All that Quantum Physics stuff is really confusing," Jared finished as the trio started proceeding to Bubblegum's castle. "Hey Princess Bubblegum. How good are you at time travel and interdimaensional travel?" Finn asked as they reached her science lab. "Actually, it's funny you asked. I've been working on a temporal rupture in the space-time continuum and it seems a portal opened at the tree house. *Grabs odd device* This young man is surging with energy. Tell me sir, what's your name?" "I'm Jared Kymers of Wisconsin, I'm 15 years-old, and I just appeared here an hour ago, I'm looking for a way home." "Well, it seems I made a forward travel, now I just need to figure out the reverse." "Well how do we do that?" Finn asked. "You must gather a fragment of the skull of the Lich, a gallon of blood froma vampire, three true tears of a great warrior, and a fire critter like Flambo." "The Lich was destroyed, Marceline might not give us the blood, where are we gonna get a great warrior, and that would kill the poor little guy, wouldn't it?" "I saved a fragment of his skull, I think Marceline will agree, we have you Finn, and no it wouldn't," Bubblegum responded. "Then our adventure begins!" Jared stated. (End of part 1.)