Who Would Win

Synopsis
Finn and Jake challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other over which is more important: fighting The Farm to increase their status in the Land of Ooo or maintaining a rank in Kompy's Kastle.

Plot
The episode begins with Finn and Jake walking up to a cliff. Finn thinks that he can make the jump, but he tries and falls. Jake saves him, and Finn tries again. Jake comes with him, and they glide over the cliff. Finn yells that he did it, though it was actually Jake. Finn tells Jake that he likes just spending time with him, without other people.

Finn and Jake then see some blue people climbing over a barn. They go down to investigate, and find out that it's actually a legendary fighter called The Farm. After the Farm throws off all of the people, another man, called The Train, comes to attack him. The Train attacks, but loses when The Farm sits on him. Finn and Jake run to the Train to make sure he's okay, and he says that he will be, since he says he has a friend that makes robotic legs. Finn states that he wants robotic legs, but Jake tells him that he doesn't and says that they will discuss it later.

The guys decide that they want to fight The Farm, and start training. But while Finn is taking training seriously, Jake plays Kompy's Castle behind his back, stating that it's important that he remains the third best player of the game. Finn gets mad at him, and breaks the game, which flashes "I always had a secret crush on you Jake," before it dies. This makes Jake mad, and he tells Finn that he is going to regret that. The boys start fighting, using some cheap moves and beating each other up. Eventually, they come to a log, and while Finn is going across, he falls, making him dangle by his head and part of his shoulders. Jake sees this as an opportunity, and starts kicking him. The log breaks, and both of the boys fall. Jake lands first and Finn lands on top of Jake, and the log landing on top of Jake after Finn gets up. They start fighting again, and Jake stretches his backside and squashes Finn, who bites down hard. He doesn't let go for a while, but eventually Jake shakes him off.

After a bit more fighting, the boys decide that they both are going to fight The Farm. When they get there, they are so tired that they are easily knocked out. During their sleep, they see the Dream Warrior, who tells them seemingly random things that make no sense and sends them back to reality. When Finn and Jake wake up, they realize that he was telling them the right cheap moves to take down The Farm, and use them by putting mud in his eyes, pulling down his pants, and biting his buns. The Farm falls to the ground, and Finn and Jake rejoice at their win.

Major characters

 * Finn
 * Jake
 * Farm

Minor characters

 * Marauders
 * Snail
 * The Train
 * Dream Warrior

Mentioned

 * Forest Cyclops

Trivia

 * Matthew Broderick made a guest appearance in this episode as the voice of Dream Warrior.
 * The medals Finn and Jake receive both say "Brogends" (a portmanteau of "bros" and "legends") and have the number 1 on them.
 * Apparently, the barn animals coming from the farm is technically his "stuff."
 * It is revealed that Jake needs to play Kompy's Castle everyday so that he could just maintain his rank.

Episode connections

 * The title music from "What Was Missing" plays at one point in the episode.
 * Finn comments that he would be willing to replace parts of his body with machines. He previously envisioned himself possessing a mechanical arm in "Mortal Folly" and "King Worm."
 * Jake says that he would beat Finn up and then heal him with the tears Finn got from the Forest Cyclops in "Another Way."

Cultural references

 * Both The Farm and The Train are wrestlers similar to the style in the manga Kinnikuman by Yudetamago; in the series, wrestlers based on inanimate objects are used. The franchise was notable as the M.U.S.C.L.E. toy line in North America.
 * The music used in the long preview is similar to the opening of Eye of the Tiger by the band Survivor, used as the theme to the movie Rocky III.

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