What Was Missing/Transcript

(The episode starts out in the Tree Fort, Finn is squatting by a couch, looking around himself)

Finn: Jake? Beemo?

(He lifts a couch cushion and reveals a wad of gum stuck to the bottom of it, he pulls t off and starts to cuddle with it on the couch, Jake and Beemo sneak out from behind the couch)

Jake: Hey man, what you doing?!

Finn: (Startled) Dude!

Jake: Don't worry bro. We won't tell anyone about the private time you spend with your wad of Princess Bubblegum's hair.

Finn:(Blushing) You guys knew?

Jake: Finn, we're roommates. Which is why I'm gonna share my beloved keepsake with you.

(He goes and lifts up a floorboard and pulls out a blanket)

Jake: Babadadaa! My old baby blanket.

(Suddenly a door unfolds in the side of the room and a Door Lord pops outs)

Door Lord: Hmmm! Hmmhmmhmmhmm!

Finn: Who are you?

Door Lord: Hmmhmmhmmhmm.

(The Door Lord knocks over Jake and takes his baby blanket, Finn puts up his fists)

Door Lord: Hmmhmmhmm.

(Door Lord takes Finn's wad of PB's hair and Beemo's controller)

Beemo: Noooo!

(Door Lord throws a key and another door unfolds, which he jumps through)

Door Lord: Hmmhmm!

Finn: Come on!

(They jump through the door)

(A candy child is playing with a toy train when the Door Lord pops in and steals it, with Finn and company in hot pursuit)

Finn: I'll get your kid back, toy!

Kid: Boo.

Door Loor: HmmHmmph!

(Door Lord throw a key high in the air, unfolds a door in midair and he jumps through it)

Jake: That guy must do crazy squats.

(Finn and company enter through the door, and PB is chasing the Door Lord through her castle when he opens another door and escapes)

PB: Come back here you thieving Door Lord! You butt!

Finn: Come on, Bubblegum!

PB: Finn?

(They enter Marceline's kitchen where sound of a conflict from her living room is heard, Marceline is fighting the Door Lord with her Ax Bass when he open another door and sunshine comes through it)

Marceline: (Hisses and fall on the ground)

(Door Lord jumps through the door)

Finn: Marceline! Are you okay?!

Marceline: Yeah.

Finn: Don't worry. We'll get him.

(They go through the door and end up in a mountainous region, they chase the Door Lord until he piulls out another key and opens a giant gateway that closes before the group can enter it)

Finn: No! (Sighs) What? (Letter start to light up around the gate's frame) "This door shall yield to no command save for a song from a genuine band." What is this gripagrap?!

PB: It's the Door of the Door Lord, Finn. We used to lock them up, but they kept breaking out, cause they're Door Lords.

Marceline: (Wearing a sunhat and gloves) They broke out because you let them live.

PB: Grr...

Finn: Hmm? The door said it will open for genuine band. Let's try and music this door open as a musical quintet.

Jake: Can I be the jerk it the band? 'Cause that's an important part of the band's success. ''Hmph. ''

Marceline: I know how to get through this door. We're gonna lay down a chill jam.

Finn: Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Marceline: Just keep it cool, got that princess.

PB: Hmph. (Grabs Beemo)

Beemo: Ohh! (PB pull off his face) Oh, my face!

(PB starts to play with Beemo like an instrument, Beemo laughs)

Jake: Let's see if you hacks can keep up with my raw talent!

(Jake begins to play his viola and Finn begins to beatbox)

(The song I'm Just Your Problem begins)

(The door glows brightly as comes close to opening)

Finn: It's working! Look at the door!

(The song ends as Marceline loses her focus)

Marceline: To bury you in the ground...and drink the blood from your..? Ugh.

(Door stops glowing)

Marceline: Stop staring at me! Ugh, you threw me off!

Finn: Come on, everybody! Don't stop now. The door was responding to our music! I wonder what it liked or what was missing.

Jake: Well I know what's missing. Talent. I'm getting out of here you hacks! Talentless hacks! (Leaves)

Marceline: Yikes.

Finn: (Takes off his backpack) Maybe to be a genuine band we need to be nicer to each other and hang out as buds. (Pulls out a noodle cake) Let's take a noodle break. Come on, it will help!

(Marceline flies off)

Finn: No! Wait, don't go too!

Marceline: I'm just gonna get stuff to cook that.

(Finn has already taken a bite of the noodle cake and puts his backpack back on)

Finn: Cook?

(Marceline flies back into the door from her house)

PB: That was sweet what you said about being buds.

Finn: Mmhm. Thanks.

Marceline: (Returning with a hot plate) I'm back yo! Come here, baby. (Beemo comes and Marceline sticks hot plate plug into Beemo)

Beemo: Oh.

(The sun goes down, Marceline takes off her sunhat and gloves, Finn sings A Song About Noodles and they laugh)

PB: For our next attempt, I wanna be the lead.

Finn: Yeah! Sounds cool, my bud.

(Jake comes back dressed like a punk rocker)

Jake: Hmph!

Finn: Jake, you're back!

Jake: Shut your face. I'm came back for the music.

PB: Beemo, execute Sound Structure Alpha. (Beemo begins to play a song) Marceline, begin playing triplet quavers in mixolydian mode.

Marceline: Alright, fine. (Begins to play her Ax Bass) Wait, what's a quaver?

PB: Now Finn, vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx.

Finn: Wha?

PB: (Rubbing her neck, vibrating her voice) Go like this, silly.

Finn: Oh. (Does it) Whaaaa...

PB: Okay, okay. Jake, are you gonna join in?

(Jake smashes his viola, Marceline looks agitated)

PB: Everyone, just stick to my blueprints. (Gasps) (Beemo catches fire)

Beemo: Oohh...

Finn: (Sighs) One more time?

PB: I may have, um... miscalculated.

Marceline: Ha! Looks like you aren't as perfect as you thought. Guess you can't judge me anymore.

PB: I never said you had to be perfect!

Finn: Alright, time out, guys.

(Marceline spits on PB causing her to recoil in shock and leave, with Beemo following)

Finn: Princess! Princess wait!

Marceline: (Hisses) Whatever, (Eyes start to water) Uoh! I'm outta here, too! (Leaves)

Finn: Marceline?

Jake: (Cries) You've all forgotten 'bout the music! I quit the band! (Runs away backwards) I'm just pretending!

Finn: Jake! Everybody! We can beat the Door Lord! ...Together.

(Finn sings My Best Friends in the World, reunites the band, and opens the Door of the Door Lord. Inside the Door Lord is eating a sandwich)

Door Lord: (Spits out sandwich) Hmm? Hmmhmmhmm.'''

Finn: It's over Door Lord.

Jake: So hand over our stuff.

Door Lord: Hmmhmmhmmhmm. Hmmhmmhmm Hmmhmmhmmhmm Hmmhmm Hmmhmmhmmhmm Hmm?

Finn: What's he trying to say?

Marceline: I totally get it. He may have stolen our treasure...

PB: ...But by doing so, he showed us...

Jake: ...The real treasure is friendship.

Door Lord: (Happy) Mmmhmmhmm! Mmmhmm hmmhmmhmm.

(The scene changes, the Door Lord has been beaten down and tied up)

Door Lord: Hmm...

Jake: Okay, here's that lock of Bubblegums hair you love so much.

PB: Oh you.

Finn: (Sighs) Ah, yeesh.

Jake: And here's Jakey's blankey. (Puts it on his face) Her's your controller, Beemo.

Beemo: (Happily twirls it) Yippie kaiyaiyee!

Jake: Marceline, here's your rock shirt.

Marceline: Hey, that not...

PB: (Rushes towards it) It's mine! That's mine.

Marceline: You..kept the shirt I gave you?

PB: Yeah, It, uh, means a lot to me.

Marceline: But you never wore it.

PB: (Puts it on) Dude, I wear it all the time. As pajamas.

Finn: Wait, if that's Bubblegum's shirt, what are you issing, Marceline?

(Marceline is dead silent)

Finn: Wait a second, wait a second! You don't have a thing! You just wanted to hang out with us!

Marceline: No, I didn't!

Finn: No way, you're caught! I figured you out! (Laughs)

(Marceline turns into a monster)

Marceline: I'll kill you!

(The episode ends with Finn, Jake, and PB, running away laughing)