Her Parents/Transcript

Jake: You want some more eggs, BMO?

BMO: Yes, please.

Jake: (Gives BMO more eggs) How 'bout you, Finny? Need a refill?

Finn: I'm pretty full, man... but lemme see if I can... rearrange. (Tries to move food in his stomach but fails) Nope. Can't do it.

Jake: I don't know if stomachs work like that, dude.

Finn: Sometimes it helps.

Jake: Can't argue with that! (Relaxes) Ahh...

Finn: (Relaxing) Ahh...

BMO: (Moving arms up) Ahh...

(Telephone rings and Jake groans.)

Jake: Hello? Lady, it's gonna be fine. Mm-hmm. Alright, I love you, too. Bye. (Hangs up)

Finn: Lady Rainicorn again?

Jake: Yeah, man. She's worried about introducing me to her parents at lunch today. She thinks they're gonna freak out.

Finn: Um... maybe give her parents some treasure?

Jake: No way, that's our treasure! Wait. I've got it, dude! I'll invite them over early, smooth them over using my personality, and we'll all be best friends before Lady gets here so she doesn't have to feel nervous! It's perfect! I'll just send them a quick Prism-gram. (Begins writing) Mm-hmm. (He finishes and sends the message. The reply comes within seconds.)

Finn: What's it say?

Jake: Hold on. It's still converting the light waves into brain waves. (The crystal shoots a beam into his head) Ahh... They're into it, dude!

Finn: Sweet! Let's go powder our noses!

(Scene shifts to the Finn's and Jake's bedroom.)

Finn: Why's Lady so nervous, anyway?

Jake: Well... she didn't really say, but it may have somethin' to do with the Rainicorn-Dog Wars.

Finn: There were wars between rainicorns and dogs?

Jake: Horrifying wars. For thousands of years, rainicorns battled dogs over territory in the Crystal Dimension. But Lady and I are cool.

Finn: Dude! Her parents are probably all full of dog-hatred from the war-times! They're gonna see you're a dog and forbit Lady from ever hanging out with you again!

Jake: ...Nah. That could never happen.

Finn: You didn't think this through enough... IT COULD HAPPEN!!

Jake: AAAH! I'M A MORON!