Mystery Dungeon/Transcript

(The episode begins with a fade-in sequnce with Shelby sleeping on Tree Trunks's head. Tree Trunks wakes up Shelby with her trunk.)

Tree Trunks: Shelby. Shelby, wake up.

Shelby: (wakes up confused and dazed.) Where am I? Tree Trunks, what's going on?!

Tree Trunks: That you've been snoozing on my dome. I just woke up in this room with these fellas: Nectar (NEPTR), Ice Cream (Ice King), and one of the Lemoncarbs (Lemongrab).

(NEPTR starts rubbing Ice King's beard, while Lemongrab is still sleeping, but then wakes up.)

Lemongrab: Awake. (starts turning his head around.) Avast, hold tight your buns, if buns do you hold dear; for time has come to wake and run an not give way to fear!

Tree Trunks: What is those awful words?

Lemongrab: (turns his head to the wall and to the normal direction.) I'm reading the wall. (Points to the wall.) They are wall words.

Tree Trunks: Behind this room are a thousand rooms, outside of them still more.

Shelby: Behind each door, on every floor, danger, danger ever more.

NEPTR: Stranger, hark! The traps galore may kill you whilst you do explore. To free yourself - (waits for Ice King to start reading.)

Ice King: (Writing in his Fionna and Cake Omnibus.) Huh? Oh. Now where were we? To free yourself from this tomb, and never more re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?

(The wall starts glowing red which then reveals a map.)

Shelby: It's a map!

Lemongrab: I no longer need this map. I have infallible recall.

(The walls starts to close in on the gang.)

Tree Trunks: Oh! The room is trying to hurt us! (She jumps through a door which leads to a bottomless chasm.) Oh no!

Ice King: Dak.

NEPTR: Check out my mods, bro. (NEPTR extends his arm and grabs Tree Trunks and pulls her in.)

Lemongrab: Enough of this! (Opens a latch on the floor which was the latch for a trapdoor which they all fall through.)

Ice King: Huh? This room doesn't have any doors.

Tree Trunks: W- We're trapped!

Lemongrab: (groans) This is wrong. The map lied to me-e. It doesn't want me to find the EXIT! Ice King, how do you taste?

Ice King: Nice, I guess?

Lemongrab: Mild or SPICY?!

Ice King: Oh, uh - (has a flashback of himself kissing his hand in front of Gunter.) Kinda lonely.

Lemongrab: Make yourself into food! Now!

Ice King: You're going to eat me? Yeah, right.

NEPTR: Slop your mouths up. I found an oven and baking supplies.

Tree Trunks: I can make an apple pie for all of us.

Lemongrab: Make them fast, sevile.

Tree Trunks: If you wanna taste my juicy apple pie you better be nice. You got that?

Lemongrab: I am sorry. Make pies, slave.

Tree Trunks: Okay, that's better, now let's see about this pie business.

(After some time, Tree Trunks finishes baking the apple pie.)

Tree Trunks: All right, gentlemen. Have a look at my luscious, gooey apple pie.

(The guys sniff the freshly baked apple pie with delight. The scent leads into a rat's home and attracts the large rat. The rat jumps through the door to eat the pie.)

Lemongrab: No! (he punches the rat, possibly killing it and starts eating the pie out of the rat's mouth.) Acceptable.

Shelby: Uh, Lemongrab?

Lemongrab: WHAT?!

Shelby: Never mind.

Ice King: Come on, you guys. That mouse showed us the room door.

(The gang starts crawling through the cave.)

Ice King: (talks to NEPTR) Say, you know what's weird?

NEPTR: What, poppy?

Ice King: Well, isn't it weird how Tree Trunks' ability to make pies is specifically what helpd us escape from that room?

NEPTR: I make pies too, poppy.

Ice King: What, yeah like battery pies or something? (laughs)

NEPTR: No. Real pies. Don't you remember? I am your s- (gets cut off by Ice King.)

Ice King: Hey! Look, another room!

(They enter a burgundy-brown, steam-filled room with a pool and an exit on the other side.)

Ice King: Good grief, It's humid in here.

Lemongrab: That door will lead us closer to the exit!

Ice King: Hold up, hold up! (He grabs Lemongrab's arm and pulls him away from the pool.) Look! (He points at the fish monster, that has a plug chained to his tail. It's plugged up to a hole so the water wouldn't escape.)

Ice King: There has to be a way to get across without that thing chompin' on our WOO-HOOS!

NEPTR: Can't you fly us across, poppy?

Ice King: Oh yeah, I can sure try.

(The Ice King reaches up with his arms as he groans. He falls down right after.)

Ice King: Nggh! Aw dang, this heat is weakening my powers! Can't do nothin' with this steam coming off the water.

(The monster hisses at them as it's head reaches above the water, the gang flinches.)

Ice King: NGH, glob! Fah! (He attempts using his ice powers on it but he fails.) Nagh! Look at this! (He does a raspberry with a disapproving face.) Well, that's it. Show's over. I'll just die here and y'all here can just eat my body if you want to survive..

(Lemongrab extends his mouth open by his jaw, revealing his sharp teeth.)

Tree Trunks: Golly, how we ever gonna warm our way out of this.. fishy situation?

Shelby: ... I think I have an idea.

(The scene cuts to Tree Trunks holding a knife in her mouth, being tied around her stomach with the bottom half of Ice King's robe. There is a hook above Tree Trunks that the stretched cloth is on, making it possible for Tree Trunks to hang over the monster. Ice King is seen pulling his the cloth, that's actually still attached to his robe.)

Shelby: That's it girl, Tree Trunks, you can do it!

(Ice King lowers Tree Trunks, making her closer to the water.)

Shelby: (sighs) This is gonna work out just fine.

(Tree Trunk's bottom is in the water, looking nervous.)

Tree Trunks: Oh, that's warm on my undercarrage.

(The fish monster quickly reaches above water and opens its mouth, and closes it fast when Tree Trunks was inside. Ice King groans as he pulls the cloth.)

Ice King: H-help me guys!

NEPTR: Yes, poppy! (He approaches him and pinches his knee.)

Ice King: NNGH! Lemongrab, c'mon!

(Lemongrab groans lazily, and his arm reaches the cloth, but the Ice King falls, the cloth falling with him before Lemongrab can even hold it. The plug that was chained to the fish's tail unplugs, draining the water. The Ice King falls backwards, and the fish lands on its back. A knife pokes through from the inside, creates a line and Tree Trunks pops her head out of the fish's body.)

Tree Trunks: Bleh! Wow, that was heavy, man.

(They cheer for Tree Trunks.)

Tree Trunks: Aw yeah, I've been reborn!

NEPTR: Look! (He points at the path leading to the door. The rest of the water has escaped.)

Tree Trunks: Let's go then!

(They all exit the room, a wall closing the door from the top of the frame. The Ice King looks around in the room they entered, and is slapped by a maroon tentacle.)

NEPTR: Poppy, no! (He releases a pie from his microwave, and he gets hit by a tentacle too.) Ouchies!

(A three-eyed tentacle monster hisses at them.)

(Lemongrab is running around with Shelby on his head. He is wielding his sound sword as he's screaming like an imbecile.)

Tree Trunks: Look out,  Shelby!

Lemongrab: WOOAH! WUOAGH!

(One of the tentacles grab Lemongrab, and raises him up, infront his the monster's face. He squishes him, and lemon juice spurted from his head.)

Lemongrab: OUGHF! MY JUICE!! MY FINAL JUICES!!!

(The juice is squirted to the monster's eyes, making it hiss in pain.)

Lemongrab: MOMMY!!!

(The monster explodes, Ice King covers his face from the explosion and Lemongrab is seen kneeling on the floor after the smoke clears up. A spiked wall is opened up revealing a door, and they both look at it.)

Lemongrab: The hidden door! Hohuugh.. (He falls to the ground, looking floppy and thin.)

Lemongrab: My final essence depleted... Must.. replenish...

Tree Trunks: Oh, stand back you all. (Tree Trunks approaches Lemongrab and inserts her trunk into his mouth. She then blows. Some lemon juice squirts out of him.)

Shelby: Ugh!

(She blows again, making Lemongrab look inflated and puffy. Lemon juice squirts around, hitting the Ice King.)

Ice King: Ew.

(Lemongrab smacks his mouth and opens his eyes.)

Lemongrab: Nugh.. That'll do, slave Trunks. To the spiraling ledge! (He points at the exit of the room.)

(Scene cuts to Ice King and Lemongrab running through a path.)

Ice King: We almost there, Lemongrab?

Lemongrab: Yes.

(It then cuts to Tree Trunks running, with Shelby on her head.)

Shelby: Faster, TT!

Tree Trunks: Don't criticize my running, Shelby.