Chips and Ice Cream/Transcript

Ôªø1 00:00:10,074 --> 00:00:14,220 Chips? [ Laughter ] Ice cream?

2 00:00:14,274 --> 00:00:19,344 Chips! [ Laughter ] Chips.

3 00:00:19,346 --> 00:00:24,516 Ch-i-ips! Ice cream! [ Laughter ]

4 00:00:24,518 --> 00:00:28,453 Finn: I don't get it. Jake: Ah, just keep watching. BMO said the second act gets

5 00:00:28,455 --> 00:00:33,659 crazy. Chips chips chips. Chips chips...

6 00:00:33,661 --> 00:00:39,364 Chips! Ice cream! Chips...

7 00:00:39,366 --> 00:00:44,336 Ice cream... [ Cheers and applause ]

8 00:00:44,338 --> 00:00:54,179 Bravo! Jake: What the stuff was that?!

9 00:00:54,181 --> 00:00:58,550 Now, who wants to invite me over for dinner? [ All cheering ]

10 00:00:58,552 --> 00:01:03,755 Come on, kids! We're going to grandma's. [ Sighs ]

11 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:09,361 Dinner? Please can we invite him to dinner?!

12 00:01:09,363 --> 00:01:13,165 Jake: No. But, Jake, I never ask you for anything.

13 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:16,368 When did I ever ask you for anything? Jake: Yesterday.

14 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:21,606 You said, "Jake, please take me to see chips and ice cream! It's a Broadway smash!"

15 00:01:21,608 --> 00:01:27,112 And I believed you. [ Crying ] You don't understand me, Jake.

16 00:01:27,114 --> 00:01:33,552 [ Sighs ] Please come over for dinner! I love you!

17 00:01:33,554 --> 00:01:37,355 [ Squeals ] Yeah. Dinner sounds great!

18 00:01:37,357 --> 00:01:39,558 [ Chuckles ] Yeah! Wait.

19 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:45,564 The place where you eat dinner, does the moon shine through the window at night?

20 00:01:45,566 --> 00:01:49,768 Finn: Sure. All right! Let's do it!

21 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:56,608 Oh, ooh! And when chips trips over the turtle, it was so funny!

22 00:01:56,610 --> 00:02:01,780 But also sad. It made me think about the fragility of my own life.

23 00:02:01,782 --> 00:02:05,751 Just a little more... Jake: Y'all ready for some Sushi burgers?

24 00:02:05,753 --> 00:02:10,222 I don't eat burgers. Got any chips and ice cream? Jake: Uh...Sure.

25 00:02:10,224 --> 00:02:12,457 I just sculpted these buns, though. [ Fist raps ]

26 00:02:12,459 --> 00:02:15,127 Give the man what he wants!

27 00:02:15,129 --> 00:02:20,499 Soooo... Is your name chips and ice cream?

28 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:25,670 My name is morty Rogers. I see. Jake: Okay! Food's done.

29 00:02:25,672 --> 00:02:36,515 [ Both cheer ] Let's all dig in. Yes, eat it.

30 00:02:36,517 --> 00:02:40,485 Eat that chips and ice cream. Oh! Yes, sir!

31 00:02:40,487 --> 00:02:50,629 [ Gasps ] It's time. Chips chips chips? Ice cream ice cream.

32 00:02:50,631 --> 00:02:56,835 No...Flipping...Way! By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by

33 00:02:56,837 --> 00:03:02,474 the parting clouds, I command these two imps that have taken possession of my ears to

34 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:08,613 transfer onto the head of the being who is directly across from me and is currently eating

35 00:03:08,615 --> 00:03:11,082 chips and ice cream!

36 00:03:11,084 --> 00:03:24,362 Chips chips? Ice cream... Huh.

37 00:03:24,364 --> 00:03:32,470 It worked! I'm a free bear! [ Laughs hysterically ]

38 00:03:32,472 --> 00:03:36,708 Jake: Well, now I'm a guy with these things on my head. I guess I'm just gonna roll with

39 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:39,477 the punches. Finn: Uh... Don't worry, man.

40 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:42,814 I'm gonna pretend they're not even there. Chips!

41 00:03:42,816 --> 00:03:47,586 Ice cream! This is the greatest day of my liiiife!

42 00:03:47,588 --> 00:03:54,593 Chips chips chips... Chips chips... Jake: Maybe if I put a towel

43 00:03:54,595 --> 00:03:56,828 over my head, they'll go to sleep. Finn: Huh.

44 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:59,898 What's on your head? I don't even notice it. Jake: Heh.

45 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:07,272 Yeah, okay. Chips chips. Ice cream.

46 00:04:07,274 --> 00:04:09,941 [ Crying ] Chips... [ Sniffles ]

47 00:04:09,943 --> 00:04:13,245 Chips... Huh? [ Sniffles ]

48 00:04:13,247 --> 00:04:17,249 Chips... Chips... Chips!

49 00:04:17,251 --> 00:04:21,419 Chips chips chips. Chips. Chips chips!

50 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:25,457 [ Moaning ] Ice cream? Chips chips!

51 00:04:25,459 --> 00:04:28,793 Chips chips chips chips chips! Ice cream? Ice cream ice cream ice cream!

52 00:04:28,795 --> 00:04:32,764 Jake: [ Grumbles ] All right, that's enough. They're going outside.

53 00:04:32,766 --> 00:04:40,605 Noooooooo! Chips. Ice cream.

54 00:04:40,607 --> 00:04:51,750 Poor chips and ice cream. ah, ah, ah, ah ice cream

55 00:04:51,752 --> 00:05:00,959 chips chips chips chips... ice cream chips chips chips chips...

56 00:05:00,961 --> 00:05:09,935  Ice cream ice cream ice cream, ice cream

57 00:05:09,937 --> 00:05:11,836 ah, ah, ah

58 00:05:11,838 --> 00:05:17,776 chips chips. Finn: [ Moans ] Why are you up so early?

59 00:05:17,778 --> 00:05:21,579 Jake: I got to get to the farmer's market before all the choice stuff is gone.

60 00:05:21,581 --> 00:05:24,816 Finn: Oh. Why is BMO on your head? Jake: He is?!

61 00:05:24,818 --> 00:05:28,286 Chips chips. Ice cream. I'm onto something important.

62 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:31,890 Jake: Quit clownin' around. Okay. I was done anyhows.

63 00:05:31,892 --> 00:05:38,964 [ Distorted ] Chips chips... Jake: So, you want me to pick up any snacks?

64 00:05:38,966 --> 00:05:42,500 Finn: Yeah, maybe some ketchup chips? Chips.

65 00:05:42,502 --> 00:05:47,539 Finn: And...Some kale... Chips. Chips!

66 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:53,979 Finn: And some corn...Chips. Chips! Jake: Okay.

67 00:05:53,981 --> 00:05:56,715 Later, dude. Finn: Later. Chips!

68 00:05:56,717 --> 00:05:59,684 Ice cream! Finn: [ Sighs ]

69 00:05:59,686 --> 00:06:05,690 Jake: Hmm. Nice choice! Those are two of my fave.

70 00:06:05,692 --> 00:06:10,028 Chips! Yeah, we have chips. Ice cream?

71 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:13,832 Sorry. I don't have any ice cream, but I know who does. [ Whistles ]

72 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:17,969 Hey, John! Yo! I gots a customer for yous!

73 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:19,904 I'll bag these for you.

74 00:06:19,906 --> 00:06:27,812 Enjoy and stay awesome. Yo! I got ice creams! Ice cream?

75 00:06:27,814 --> 00:06:31,750 I recommend the hamburger flavor. Also, the pizza flavor is

76 00:06:31,752 --> 00:06:35,553 tremendous! Do you have taco? One second!

77 00:06:35,555 --> 00:06:40,058 One taco flavored. You have the best! You have the best,

78 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:44,896 out-of-this-world day. What's your spectacular choice? [ Gasps ]

79 00:06:44,898 --> 00:06:48,700 No. No! Stay away! You can't make me take them

80 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:52,437 back! Jake: Oh, hey, morty Rogers. Ice cream!

81 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:58,543 Aaaaaaah! Tremendous! [ Panting ]

82 00:06:58,545 --> 00:07:07,052 No more chips. No more ice cream. Beans.

83 00:07:07,054 --> 00:07:13,458 That's what regular-sized-ear folks eat. Regular old morty Rogers.

84 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:18,930 Aaaaaaah! [ Groaning ]

85 00:07:18,932 --> 00:07:24,636 [ Inhales sharply ]

86 00:07:24,638 --> 00:07:31,776 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]

87 00:07:31,778 --> 00:07:39,584 [ Record needle scratches, record skipping ] Oh!

88 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:43,788 I hope the record is not scratched or chipped. Chip?

89 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:45,690 Ice cream.

90 00:07:45,692 --> 00:08:02,941 Chips. Chips chips chips. Ice creeeeam.

91 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:08,513 Chips chips! Chip chip. Ice cream! Ice cream! Hush! Hush!

92 00:08:08,515 --> 00:08:14,486 Hush! Noiseless, chips! Inaudible, ice cream!

93 00:08:14,488 --> 00:08:19,124 Nyaah! Chips chips chips chips. Chips chips chips...

94 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:23,661 Ice cream ice cream. Ice cream ice cream... Chips chips chips...

95 00:08:23,663 --> 00:08:27,132 Finn: Aah! Quiet! I thought I could just ignore them, but I can't!

96 00:08:27,134 --> 00:08:32,103 Chips and ice cream have to go! Jake: Listen. Even if I could find morty Rogers again, I don't

97 00:08:32,105 --> 00:08:36,207 know how to get these things to go back to him or even if they want to.

98 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:39,844 Chips chips! Ice cream! I finished with my

99 00:08:39,846 --> 00:08:44,048 computations! As I thought, it's a real language they are speaking --

100 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:48,119 based on intonations! Chips? Chips chips chips!

101 00:08:48,121 --> 00:08:53,525 Ice cream? Chips chips chips! Ice cream ice cream!

102 00:08:53,527 --> 00:08:55,426 I know what we have to do.

103 00:08:55,428 --> 00:09:04,569 How many years did I search for a rube to take my burden? What's wrong with me?

104 00:09:04,571 --> 00:09:08,640 You two brought me nothing but pain... And I can't stop thinking of

105 00:09:08,642 --> 00:09:12,210 you. But I don't want you back! I don't want you!

106 00:09:12,212 --> 00:09:15,813 Chips chips chips... What's that? Do you hear that?

107 00:09:15,815 --> 00:09:18,716  Ice cream it's like... chips

108 00:09:18,718 --> 00:09:25,924 ice cream I...Must... I...Must!

109 00:09:25,926 --> 00:09:33,865  Ice cream, ice cream chips, chips, chips, chips... ice cream

110 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:39,704 he's here! Jake:  I love you, chips and ice cream

111 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:46,277 I hope you never leave no! Those are my chips and ice cream!

112 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:49,747 By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, transfer those

113 00:09:49,749 --> 00:09:52,784 two imps that have taken possession of Jake's ears to the head of the being who is

114 00:09:52,786 --> 00:09:55,753 watching from the window! Chips and ice cream!

115 00:09:55,755 --> 00:10:00,925 Finn: BMO, it's happening!

116 00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:10,768 No! My chips! And ice cream! Free!

117 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:15,607 Noooo! Finn: Whoa. What's going on?

118 00:10:15,609 --> 00:10:19,611 Chips and ice cream wanted to be free. But they could only be released

119 00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:23,948 if I interrupted the transference ritual. Free?

120 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:28,586 I'm sorry for keeping you dudes as my prisoners for so many years.

121 00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:32,323 But what am I gonna do without you?! Chips.

122 00:10:32,325 --> 00:10:36,327 Ice cream. What?

123 00:10:36,329 --> 00:10:45,069 Chips! Ice cream! Chips.

124 00:10:45,071 --> 00:10:46,971 Ice cream.