Animated short/Transcript

(The episode starts with Pen sleeping under a tree and a meditating Jake floating, Pen wakes up and rushes to Jake)

Pen: Jake! Jake! Good mornin'! What cha doin' buddy.

Jake: Meditating.

Pen: What are you meditating about dude?

Jake: Wait dude. I connecting to the internet with my mind.

(You hear a dial-up connection sound)

Pen: Ha Ha! Beep Boop Boop Boop Beep Boop.

(Jake descends to the ground)

Jake: Check it out I downloaded a little dance.(He begins to dance)

Pen: Huh, I like it. Yeeoow!(Starts to dance too)

(They dance until Lady Rainicorn comes flying by)

Pen: Whoa! Algebraic!

Jake: Look! It's Princess Bubblegum's rainicorn! She looked like she was crying.

Pen: Then lets go cheer her up. To the Max!

Jake: Yeah! Yeah lets do it!

(They begin to run)

Pen: Woo Hoo!

Jake: (Grow huge) Wroar!

(They chase after Lady Rainicorn)

Lady Raincorn: (Crying)

Pen: Hey! What's wrong!

Lady Rainicorn: (Still Crying)

Pen: Wanna hear a funny joke!

Lady Rainicorn: (Crys even louder)

Pen: Knock Knock!

Lady Rainicorn: (Crys frantically)

Pen: who's there?

Lady Rainicorn: (Crys even more)

Pen: Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo

Lady Rainicorn: (Crys and flies away)

Pen: Man, that wasn't very funny.

Jake: She's flying into the Ice Kingdom.

Pen: Aw, the Ice King is an OxyMORON.

Jake: Seriously. But what are we gonna do.

Pen: Survey the situation.

(Pen pulls out some binoculars and looks at the Ice King's castle, The Ice King is shooting Ice lighting at Lady Rainicorn, Pen sighs)

Jake: What's up.

Pen: The Ice King is throwing frozen lighting bolts at the Rainicorn.

Jake: (Puts on the binoculars) That guy is a total patoot.

Pen: He's like 50 patoots!

(Ice King continues to shoot frozen lighting at Lady Rainicorn, Princess Bubble is behind her)

Jake: Whoa! And there's Princess Bubblegum!

Pen: (sigh) The Ice KIng is always stealing Princesses. We're going in turbo time! (puts on a sweater) You want your booties.

Jake: Yes please. (Jake jumps in the air) Howop! (The booties are thrown up into Jake's feet and he comes down) Let's do it!

Pen: What time is it?

Pen and Jake: ADVENTURE TIME!

(They jump into the Ice Kingdom)

Pen: Penguins!

(They fall into a horde of penguins and they use them to skate down a mountain)

Pen: Mathematical!

Jake: That was totally math!

Pen: Rhombus!

Pen: Ice Clops!

Ice Clops: Did somebody say my name?

(Pen and Jake scream and jump in a ditch)

Pen: That was close!

Jake: Oh my goodness!

(Pen grabs some snow, turns it into snowballs and has Jake carry it)

Pen: Let's rock and roll!

Ice Clops: (Roars)

Pen: Ice to meet you! (Throws snowballs at it)

Ice Clops: Hey, cut it out!

Pen: Snow Golem!

Snow Golem: (Makes baby sounds)

(Pen throws snowballs in its eyes and it crys)

Pen: Elemento!

Elemento: I'm lost. Can you direct me towards the sun?

Pen: That way.

Elemento: What? Oh geez, duh! Thanks.

Pen: Snow problem! (Throw snowballs at him)

Elemento: (moans) Oh, real nice! How old are you?

Pen: I'm 12 years old!

Jake: I'm 28!

(Ice King cackles)

Pen: Hey Ice King! Stop it!

(Jake extends his legs taking him and Pen to the Ice King's window)

Ice King: Heh? Stop meddling boy!You and you're magical dog can't harm me.

Pen: He's not my dog! He's my friend! (He leap kicks Ice King in the face)

(They fall into the Ice King's castle and begin to fight, Jake begins to talk to Lady Rainicorn)

Jake: Hey, how's its goin'? My name's Jake.

Lady Rainicorn: (Coos like a pigeon)

Pen: Why are you always stealing ladies?

Ice King: I'm going to make one marry me! (Cackles)

Pen: That's STUPID!

Ice King: Your hat IS STUPID!

Pen: My hat IS 'AWESOME! '(Leaps kicks him again)

Pen: Where's Jake?

Jake: (Still talking to Lady Rainicorn): Are you kidding? I play the viola too.

Lady Rainicorn: (Coos)

Jake: You are crazy. You are so crazy.

Ice King: (With Ice lighting in his hands) Now I've got you boy! (Freezes Pen)

(The scene changes to mars)

Pen: What's going on? Ab...Abraham Lincoln?

Lincoln: Pen, your mind has been transported back in time, and to mars.

Pen: What?

Lincoln: It doesn't matter, but what does matter is you need to believe in yourself.

(Back at the Ice Kingdom, Pen breaks out of the ice, Ice King is laughing and carrys Princess Bubblegum to the window)

Princess Bubblegum: Pen!

(Ice King flies out of the window)

Pen: Princess!

Jake: Let's go!

(Pen, Jake and Lady Rainicorn go after Ice King and PB, when they catch up Pen jumps at them and grabs PB)

Ice King: Heh?

(They fall and Lady Rainicorn catches them)

Pen & PB: Yay!

Ice King: Nwah. How dare they try to fool me. They can't possibly think they can win!

Jake: Hey sloppy milkshake!

Ice King: Wha?

Jake: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Ice King: Fool! Your powers are no match for magically crown.

(Jake punches off the crown)

Ice King: (falling) My powers! Foul and noisesome whelp! You have not seen the last of my witchery bangs! I'll cleave the warmth from your bones and stop still your beating heart WITH MY CROWNNN...

(Back on the ground)

Pen: There you go Princess. You are free.

PB: Oh, thank you brave knight.

Pen: Well I,m not a knight, I'm a boy.

PB: Well then, thank you brave boy. (Kisses Pen on the forehead and he blushes)

Pen: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Jake: Woah, what is going on?

Pen: Ah, nothing.

PB: (laughs)

Pen: (Pushes Jake along) We got to go, okay, bye princess bye.

Jake: Go where dude? We don't have anything to do.

Pen: Heh, heh, Yeah we do buddy, adventure awaits.

Jake: I don't see adventures going on anywhere. I think we're good to just sit here for a while and just talk about our feelings.

Pen: Heh, uh, look! Those ninjas are stealing that old man's diamonds!

(Ninjas are running off with an old man's diamonds)

Old man: Give me back my diamonds!

Pen: Later princess! I have to attend to this!

PB: Fair thee well, Pen and Jake.

Pen: Jake!

Jake: What time is it?

Pen and Jake: ADVENTURE TIME!

(They run after the ninjas and the episode ends)