You Forgot Your Floaties/Transcript

Glob's helmet coming in fast! Jake: Yo, I'm zoomed in too far.

2 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:21,087 Making me sick. [ Both shout ] Finn: See it?

3 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:24,590 Jake: [ Burps ] Sees it! [ Wind whistling ]

4 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:28,327 Whoa, good thing it sprinkled this morning, right? This tall, wet grass feels good

5 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:31,764 on my legs. Finn: Huh, what? Who's that? Jake: I don't know.

6 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:36,068 It looks like we should've skipped brunch. Early bird got the worm, and

7 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:40,072 then the worm was his brunch. Finn: Our brunch was sick. Jake: Right.

8 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:44,877 Now we got the calorie fuel to jump this fool. Finn: Oh, my truth, dude!

9 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:48,080 Is that Betty? Jake: Betty's dead. Finn: Disappeared doesn't

10 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:51,918 always mean dead. Jake: Eh, you're right. She looks alive.

11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:57,223 Finn: Alive and off the grid, snatching up glob remnants. I got a weird feeling in my fat

12 00:00:57,225 --> 00:01:00,593 basket. Like, what does she want with glob's helmet, and why has she

13 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:03,629 got new glasses on? Jake: What do we want with glob's helmet?

14 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:07,266 Finn: Dude, we're scavengers. Jake: Is that what we are?

15 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,602 Okay, stealth mode.

16 00:01:09,604 --> 00:01:11,938 [ Distorted gulp ]

17 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:17,109 [ Distorted gag ]

18 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:21,814 Finn: Oh, no, man! Jake: Magic man's house! Likely, he's got Betty under a

19 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:25,084 mind-control spell! Finn: Shoot, man, I don't want to deal with this guy.

20 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:30,656 Jake: He's a tough adversary, but if we hide in the trees, pinpoint his location, maybe you

21 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:34,660 can sever his spine before he can do his magic on us. Good plan!

22 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,997 Jake: Get the spine! Whoa! [ Laughs ] Whoa! [ Laughs ]

23 00:01:37,999 --> 00:01:41,133 Babies! Finn: Ohh! There goes!

24 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:45,071 Shh, shh! Peace. [ Sniffs, sighs ]

25 00:01:45,073 --> 00:01:50,276 Like a red, raw trash hatch. [ Laughs ] You're in luck!

26 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:54,413 Come on! You get to rule over my house while I'm gone for the rest of

27 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:59,986 forever right here on my shelf of special friends, margles and tiny manticore.

28 00:01:59,988 --> 00:02:04,924 You promised me i would rule! How can a coward rule the roost?

29 00:02:04,926 --> 00:02:09,795 You escaped once and came right back. How sad is that, huh?

30 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:15,301 You gave me some kind of hostage syndrome! I need therapy!

31 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:19,872 Well, Finn and Jake are heroes, so try being more like them, why don't you?

32 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:24,010 Peace! [ Chuckles ] Finn and Jake?! What did you do?!

33 00:02:24,012 --> 00:02:29,048 You monster! [ Growls ] I would do something if I could!

34 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:32,451 You hear me, magic man?! You hear me?! What's all that yelling?

35 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,955 Little guy's sad to see me go. Well, there it is -- what

36 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:42,228 remains of your brother, glob. what remains? tell me what remains

37 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:47,833 some loser smashed out your brains end of song.

38 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:53,706 So, this thing's really gonna transmute you into the new glob? Of course, and then I'm gonna

39 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:58,811 make it rain on Mars in a bad way. Fire up those ovens, honey!

40 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:02,915 This is exciting! A little sad though, right? Which part?

41 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:07,053 Your brother blowing up in space. Doesn't that mess you up?

42 00:03:07,055 --> 00:03:11,390 Nothing messes me up. I don't believe that. Like, who is margles, and why is

43 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:15,227 there a picture of her on your shelf? Something there connects to who

44 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:21,267 you are and your magic. Someone shines a light into my dark-wizard matter, a way to

45 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:27,006 unclose the circuit of magic... Madness... And sadness.

46 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:30,509 That's right. M.M.S. Runs through all magic users.

47 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:35,781 I hung out with scores of them, all displaying varying degrees of magic...

48 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:39,452 Madness... And sadness. Studying these symptoms could

49 00:03:39,454 --> 00:03:44,924 lead me to their underlying cause, and then I'll control the forces that hold sway over

50 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:47,460 Simon. I see. You see what?

51 00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:53,466 The coconut crab who swims in your neighbor's pool at night. Maybe Simon's in there, too.

52 00:03:53,468 --> 00:03:59,071 Who else holds their breath in there, Betty? All magic users swim in the

53 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:02,408 loomy gloom. Finn and Jake, if you can hear me, listen!

54 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:07,079 There's a lady downstairs. She thinks she can save her b.F., Simon, by finding the

55 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:12,218 source of magic, but she ain't gonna find Jack squat! Magic man's using her!

56 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:16,989 He's gonna make her a talking skateboard or something stupid like that.

57 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:22,828 I can't help because I'm psychologically powerless! But you are heroes, and I

58 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:27,266 believe in you! I believe! You hear me?! Please!

59 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:33,806 [ Gasps ] Go Jake or...Finn! Which ever! Save her! Wait! No!

60 00:04:33,808 --> 00:04:39,912 Oh, glob, I'm sorry! I didn't plan this out! Whew!

61 00:04:39,914 --> 00:04:44,917 Good pump! Fire's ablaze! Pump to failure -- that's what

62 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:48,487 weightlifters say. So, what happens now? We sweat it out in a

63 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:53,025 magic-induced trance. My essence marinates glob's helmet with its ancient human

64 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:58,030 DNA code, which should cause it to act as a sorcerer's stone for your transmutation into the

65 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:01,867 globhead. Which should allow me to activate my ancient martian

66 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:06,105 transport. Is this gonna change you? Will it change you?

67 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:10,876 And will you be hungry after? Why don't you finish baking your famous bread, huh?

68 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:16,148  This is your last chance! The dirt should break your fall, then it's up to you 'cause I'm

69 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:19,051 useless. Go! Yes!

70 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:25,457 [ Laughs ] Do it!  Bread's going... In.

71 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:33,065  Hurry up, Betty. All the answers to your theories as our spirits meld.

72 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:38,470  Okay, be right there! It's gonna get sweaty?</i>  The more skin mist, the

73 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:42,007 better.  So, you're not afraid of what</i> i might see in you?

74 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,978  No, dumb-dumb. You imagined the lock before the</i> key.

75 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:51,250 You think this is the key, but it's a waste basket.</i> Flumes open!

76 00:05:51,252 --> 00:05:57,590 [ Hissing ]  We'll see.</i>  Smooth and gray as far as you

77 00:05:57,592 --> 00:06:01,594 can see. No life grows in me.</i> Nothing to weed.

78 00:06:01,596 --> 00:06:06,899 Nothing to seed. Pure and perfect.</i> Like the marble floors of a

79 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:11,337 bank. You slide with no obstacles,</i> forever blank.

80 00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:16,609 [ Wind whistles ]  Whoa.</i> It really is like he said.

81 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:19,144 Sort of cool, though.

82 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:23,415 The key.

83 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:32,358 Whoa. [ Soft rumbling ] Aha!

84 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:39,231 Bingo! Whoa! [ Shouting indistinctly ] [ Gasps ]

85 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,569 Margles? Open your eyes, margles. Who's that?

86 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:47,973 I'm magic man, and that's my sibling, glob. [ Robotic voice ] Hi.

87 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:52,645 Uh, could I talk to you a sec? Okay. What's up? That's our new planetary

88 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:57,149 defense system? Yeah, margles. Margles is your wife, dude.

89 00:06:57,151 --> 00:07:03,088 My wife was taken by golb. [ Growls softly ] This is like my tribute.

90 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:07,660 I'm gonna install her right there on Olympus mons so she can protect us from golb.

91 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:11,997 But you named her after your wife. Yeah, but it stands for

92 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:16,135 "magical automated resistance generating laser energy supplier."

93 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:19,638 Come again? Whatever. I wanted to call her margles.

94 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:24,610 So, you used magic to make her, and you don't think your feelings for your lost wife

95 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:29,081 might have compromised your spell programming? No, that's crazy.

96 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:33,452 Her appearance is just a symbol of margles.</i>  Why do I feel like this is

97 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:37,523 the worst idea ever?  What a great idea going on</i> this hike.

98 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:43,529  Why didn't you magic us up?  Uh, I guess I wanted to know</i> more about you since I created</i>

99 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:49,301 you in a deep trance state.</i>  All I am is in you, so know</i> yourself, magic man.

100 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:53,706  Yeah, duh, okay. To the top then!</i> Wa...

101 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:58,110 Zaa! <i>Okay, then, ready to initiate</i> the install?

102 00:07:58,112 --> 00:08:01,380  Yes. <i> Wait, hold on.</i> You should come back down.

103 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:06,051  I got to stop the second <i>coming of golb.</i>  Uh, he's probably not coming

104 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,388 back. <i>I wish he</i> would. Maybe I would see you again --

105 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:13,058 original you. I looked everywhere, you know. So what?

106 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,795 Every dimension, every dead world. I even wished you back in

107 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:22,234 prismo's time room. [ Warbling ] Balls, man, that has never

108 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:27,573 happened before. But you were gone, erased, only existing here...

109 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:32,211 And here. <i>For hundreds of years, I held</i> <i>that sadness until my magic and</i>

110 00:08:32,213 --> 00:08:37,750 <i>science were strong enough to</i> <i>create you from my nightmares.</i> <i> Then let me do what you built</i>

111 00:08:37,752 --> 00:08:41,587 <i>me for.</i> [ Gasps ] <i> I take it back!</i>

112 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:46,425 Aah! <i>[ Rattling ]</i>  Finn: [ Sighs ]

113 00:08:46,427 --> 00:08:50,562  [ Shouts ] <i> Don't activate, margles!</i> You came from me, so you got to

114 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,732 understand! I came from... [ Distorted voice ] Your

115 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:59,104 nightmares! [ Screaming ] [ Electricity crackling ]

116 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:03,342 Finn: [ Grunts ] [ Grunts ] [ Grunts ] Unh!

117 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:07,713 [ Moaning ] [ Gasps ] [ Shouting indistinctly ]

118 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:11,617 Ohh! Unh! Finn: [ Shouting ]

119 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:17,289 Unh! [ Gasps ] [ Moaning ]

120 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:23,562 Oomph! [ Grunts ] Wait, what's happening?!

121 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:28,534 Aah! Finn: [ Grunts ] [ Breathing heavily ]

122 00:09:28,536 --> 00:09:33,539 [ Hissing ] [ Moans ] What the... Oh, look, the bread's alive.

123 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:38,644 Betty, you see?! I see a crab emerging from a dark pool.

124 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:47,619 Oh, yeah? W-what does the crab say? [ Rumbling in distance ]

125 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:54,593 Aaaaah! [ Cackling ] Laters!

126 00:09:54,595 --> 00:10:02,334 Whoa. My sadness is gone, and my -- ow!

127 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:06,138 Hey! Finn: Murm, muph, maph. Do what?

128 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:10,142 Finn: Murm, muph, maph. Turn you back? Finn: Meph!

129 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:14,780 I can't. I think I'm just a normie now. Maybe someone in wizard city can

130 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,182 help. Ow! Finn: Maph, moh.

131 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,851 Ow!

132 00:10:18,853 --> 00:10:27,192 Finn, is that you and Jake? Finn: My, muh, mu, mimuh, mimuh.

133 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:31,630 Fly you to wizard city? I can't! Finn: Meh, moo, mam!

134 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:38,537 Moo, mah, mu, uh! [ Shouting ] Thank you, heroes!

135 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:45,210 You helped me find my courage! Finn: Mih, muh, mim, mo, muh. What do normies do?

136 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,212 Get smoothies or something?

137 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:53,619 <i> Come along with me </i>

138 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:57,556  and the butterflies and bees 

139 00:10:57,558 --> 00:10:59,791  we can wander through the

140 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,560 forest 

141 00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:05,564  and do so as we please 

142 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:09,568  come along with me 

143 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:12,604  to a cliff under a tree 

144 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:19,444  Finn: This party is so crazy!