A Glitch is a Glitch/Transcript

(The episode begins with Finn and Jake inside the Tree Fort using the computer, and Finn is using a program to make an animation of Ice King being attacked by spiders and a snake.)

Jake: Hahaha. Ok, now make him more angry!

Finn: Alright, give meee a second.

Jake: Nope, not funny anymore. Sorry dude, you ruined it.

Finn: Man, I don't have patience for this animaiton junk. Whoever does this must have no life whatsoeve- oof!

(Finn punches himself as a response of the animator)

Finn: Why did I do this?

(A brick is thrown by the window, and Jake approaches it using his strechy powers.)

Jake: Yo Finn, did you order a brick?

Finn: Hm, I don't think so.

Jake: (Reads the disk that is taped with the brick, that says "Email to Finn + Jake") False alarm, it's just an email.

Finn: Who's it from?

Jake: It looks like Ice King's handwriting.

(Jake places the disk within the computer. A gross video of a girl eating her hair is immediately played. BMO walks behind the computed wihile Finn and Jake watch the video.)

Finn and Jake: Eeeww!

Finn: ESC Jake, ESC!

Jake: Alright, alright, hold on. (Jake presses ESC on the keyboard) Oh man, the thing must have a computer worm in it!

(The computer dislays a red screen and spikes emerges from it, and the computer becomes triangles.)

Finn: Whaa? Aaaah!

(Finn and Jake run scared from the computer. Scene is changed to the Candy Kingdom, where Princess Bubblegum is watering flowers and the Ice King appears flying.)

Ice King: Hiii, princess!

Princess Bubblegum: What now, Ice King?

Ice King: Remember that time last summer, when you said you'd only go out in a date with me if I was the last guy on Ooo?

Princess Bubblegum: I doubt I said that.

(Finn and Jake come running and screaming euphorically)

Finn and Jake: P-bubs! P-bubs, P-bubs!

Finn: The computer played...

Jake: ...of a video and...

Finn: ...the email...

Jake: ...it had trouble in it...

Finn: The compuer crashed...

Jake: It crashed!

Finn: And then the humming birds...

Jake: ...Twenty seven grapes!

Ice King: (cleans throat) Anyone having any... (robotic voice) ...computer problems?

Finn: How do we stop the computer worm, you pile of goo?

Ice King: Ehahahaha! My worm exists beyond your comprehension! Within the universal source code...

Finn: Stop talking like a nerd and give it to us straight!

Ice King: ...Once the glitch does its work, the whole world will be deleted! Except for me and my "Bubblygums". (Attempts to kiss Princess Bubblegum, which tries moves him away with a stick and then throw the stick on his face) Ow!! Well, see you, I'm gonna prepare for my... Date. Ahaha! (Teleports away) 

Donut Guy: (Crashes a door of a house with a glitchy face, running in circles) AAAAAHH! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! MY HOPES AND DREAMS RUINED! (Emits beeps and runs away)

Finn: Don't worry Princess, we'll take care of this thing.

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, me too. (Loads a candy horse tranqulizer) I'm gonna take care of it too. (Slowly walks away)

Finn: Okay! (Runs away with Jake)

(The scene changes to a street whithin the Kingdom with a glitchy transition. The Candy People are seen suffering and screaming from the glitches.)

Finn: (Grabs Mr. Cupcake) Don't worry, guy I got you! (Mr. Cupcake disappears) YEOW! JAKE, HELP ME!

Jake: (Talking to Chocoberry) Okay, ssh, you're safe! (Chocoberry disappears)

Finn: Come here, guy!

Sugar Cube: No... Stay away from me!

Finn: I'm trying to help you, yo!

Sugar Cube: I saw what happened when you picked up Todd. (Fades away)

Finn: But... No!! Jake, this isn't working! We need a plan.

(Jake immediately sleeps. 52 seconds later, almost the whole Kingdom have disappeared, including the ground and the sky. Finn slaps Jake's face, which causes his awakening.)

Jake: Ah man. Okay, here is my dream plan. You were in tights made of green feathers. These tiny green feathers. And I was a wise cracked and silly man that only eat popcorns. Anyway, we were in...

Finn: THAT PLAN IS NOT GOOD!

Jake: Hold on, I'm almost done. So we were trapped inside this huge egg, and after a while you started dancing in this kind of sign language. And then Ice King's glitch stop straddling my dream up. I peed in my pants, but you were up and talked to him. You just... Talked to him.

Finn: So talk to him I will. (Grabs a bit of glitch static from the ground) Hey man, tell me the haps.

Jake: Tell us your feelings! Get deep.

(The static makes computadorized noises. Subtitles appear on the screen saying "I can't help you, goofballs", which happens to be in fron of Finn and Jake, making it appear on inverse, confusing Finn and Jake)

Jake: "Sllabfoog uoy pleh tnac I"...

Donut Guy: (running and screaming) OH SWEET LORD MY FACE! MY PERFECT...

Jake: Snacky slof frog uncle! Seesaw let a snacky! Yeah, that sounds good!

Finn: (Digging in the stactic) Jake, I think I found a way in!

Jake: No way dude, I think I cracked the code!

Finn: There's no time! (Grabs Jake and enters a portal)

(After a trippy transition effect, Finn and Jake are teleported to the universal source code.)

Jake: This must be the universal source code!

(Finn floats to an ice crystal that contains the coding for Ice King and Princess Bubblegum)

Finn: What? Ice King and Bubblegum?

(Jake is looking at the hexagons of code for a spider and a snake. The scene goes back to Ooo, where a snake and giant spider are seen facing each other. Back to the source code, Jake grabs the snake hexagon and puts its adjacently to the spider hexagon. In Ooo, it is shown the snake and the spider had been conjoined creating a hybrid.)

Finn: Jake! Don't touch anything!

Jake: Huh?

Finn: I think the shiny things are the building blocks of the universe, man! They store every single thing that is a thing back on thing!

Jake: Okay, enough of exploring already. Where is this glitch guy? I'm gonna smash his jimmies. (Looks to the front and cringes in fear.)

Finn: Jake, what is it?

(Jake points to a glitch monster with Ice King's face. The glitch grabs the hexagon of a chair and eats it. Back in the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum is in her castle loading a candy gun when her chair suddenly dissapears.)

Ice King: (Knocking the door) Oh Princess Bubblegum, guess who?! Can you guess, can ya? I'll give you three chances.

Princess Bubblegum: No.

Ice King: Okay, four chances! (Imitates the sound of a trumpet)

Princess Bubblegum: Ice King, give me the anti-virus, or I'll shoot you with my candy horse tranquilizer!

Ice King: But sugar, look what I brought ya! A box of chocos! (Eats a chocolate) Hm... Still good. (Box disappears)   Argh. Look, I can't prove it, but... (Bubblegum shots him) ...You made a promise we'd have at least one date if... (PB shots him twice, and he starts speaking slowly) ...If I was the last person on Ooo... (Ice King is shot various times) ...You promised... (The tranquilizer dats disappears and so does the gun, making Ice King healthy again.)

Princess Bubblegum: Okay, well even if I did promised, you're not the last person on Ooo, because I'M still here. (PB starts kissing her own hand)

Ice King: Well, huh... Ooh, I have a hand too, you know... I can lend you one... (Ice King starts shaking his hand and a closeup of it is shown) Check out my cool hand!

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, that's disgusting.