Mystery Dungeon/Transcript

(The episode begins with a fade-in sequnce with Shelby sleeping on Tree Trunks's head. Tree Trunks wakes up Shelby with her trunk.)

Tree Trunks: Shelby. Shelby, wake up.

Shelby: (wakes up confused and dazed.) Where am I? Tree Trunks, what's going on?!

Tree Trunks: That you've been snoozing on my dome. I just woke up in this room with these fellas: Nectar (NEPTR), Ice Cream (Ice King and one of the Lemoncarbs (Lemongrab).

(NEPTR starts rubbing Ice King's beard, while Lemongrab is still sleeping, but then wakes up.)

Lemongrab: Awake. (starts turning his head around.) Avast, hold tight your buns, if buns do you hold dear; for time has come to wake and run an not give way to fear!

Tree Trunks: What is those awful words?

Lemongrab: (turns his head to the wall and to the normal direction.) I'm reading the wall. (Points to the wall.) They are wall words.

Tree Trunks: Behind this room are a thousand rooms, outside of them still more.

Shelby: Behind each door, on every floor, danger, danger ever more.

NEPTR: Stranger, hark! The traps galore may kill you whilst you do explore. To free yourself - (waits for Ice King to start reading.)

Ice King: (Writing in his Fionna and Cake Omnibus.) Huh? Oh. Now where were we? To free yourself from this tomb, and never more re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?

(The wall starts glowing red which then reveals a map.)

Shelby: It's a map!

Lemongrab: I no longer need this map. I have infallible recall.

(The walls starts to close in on the gang.)

Tree Trunks: Oh! The room is trying to hurt us! (She jumps through a door which leads to a bottomless chasm.) Oh no!

Ice King: Dak.

NEPTR: Check out my mods, bro. (NEPTR extends his arm and grabs Tree Trunks and pulls her in.)

Lemongrab: Enough of this! Opens a latch on the floor which was th latch for a trapdoor which they all fall through.)

Ice King: Huh? This room doesn't have any doors.

Tree Trunks: W- We're trapped!

Lemongrab: (groans) This is wrong. The map lied to me-e. It doesn't want me to find the EXIT! Ice King, how do you taste?

Ice King: Nice, I guess?

Lemongrab: Mild or SPICY?!

Ice King: Oh, uh - (has a flashback of himself kissing his hand in front of Gunter.) Kinda lonely.

Lemongrab: Make yourself into food! Now!

Ice King: You're going to eat me? Yeah, right.

NEPTR: Slop your mouths up. I found an oven and baking supplies.

Tree Trunks: I can make an apple pie for all of us.

Lemongrab: Make them fast, sevile.

Tree Trunks: If you wanna tate my juicy apple pie you better be nice. You got that?

Lemongrab: I am sorry. Make pies, slave.

Tree Trunks: Okay, that's better, now let's see about this pie business.

(After some time, Tree Trunks finishes baking the apple pie.)

Tree Trunks: All right, gentlmen. Have a look at my luscious, gooey apple pie.

(The guys sniff the freshly baked apple pie with delight. The scent leads into a rat's home and attracts the large rat. The rat jumps through the door to eat the pie.)

Lemongrab: No! (he punches the rat, possibly killing it and starts eating the pie out of the rat's mouth.) Acceptable.

Shelby: Uh, Lemongrab?

Lemongrab: WHAT?!

Shelby: Never mind.

Ice King: Come on, you guys. That mouse showed us the room door.

(The gang starts crawling through the cave.)

Ice King: (talks to NEPTR) Say, you know what's wierd?

NEPTR: What, poppy?

Ice King: Well, isn't it wierd how Tree Trunks' ability to make pies is specifically what helpd us escape from that room?

NEPTR: I make pies to, poppy.

Ice King: What, yeah like battery pies or something? (laughs)

NEPTR: No. REAL pies. Don't you remember? I am your s- (gets cut off by Ice King.)

Ice King: Hey! Look, another room!