User:RandomKitten

If looking here to get a full autobiography of my life, you're not going to get one. Why? Because I don't wanna write one. Now if you wanna short summary of my life, then that's a different story. You see... I spend most of my time sitting around doing nothing. Though, I do not waste my time. Why you ask? Because when I'm just sitting there, I'm not really just sitting there. I can go on adventures to other worlds where I can fight... Wait minute... Why am I telling you all of this?

Random Short Stories that are Random

 * Once there was a pizza that liked being a pizza. And since he liked being a pizza... he lived happily ever after. THE END.
 * Once upon a time, there was a guy who slayed an evil monster and saved the world. THE END.

Cats?
Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat. Cats? I like cats. They're as sweet as sugar. Sugar? I like sugar. It used to be all that I would eat. Eat? Sometimes I watch my cat eat.

Can you raed tihs?
Can you raed tihs? A lot of ploepe can. You see, it deons't mtaetr waht oerdr the lteerts isdnie of a wrod are, it jsut mtearts taht the the frsit and lsat letrres are in the rhigt pacle. Tihs is buesace we do not raed ecah lteter by istlef, we raed the wrod as a wlohe. Mnay ppolee tnihk taht bgneig albe to raed tnighs is rlaley amsewoe, and it is. Ploepe tnihk taht it is fun to wirte tihgns uesnig srcmalbed, lkie the tinhg you are rinaedg now.

My Favorite Movie
My favorite movie of all time is..........My Neighbor Totoro!

A Random Stick Figure Exploding
An animation that I made.