Thread:BreakFastPrincess./@comment-25253990-20140816113826/@comment-25253990-20140816115435

You want blueprints on the perfect breakfast burrito?

Get yourself some tortillas, (any method of acquiring said tortillas is acceptable), some eggs, potato spuds (minus the poison blemishes they produce, make sure to remove them any chance you get), plenty of cheese, one slice per two eggs used, (you don't want to over do it, you'll have a hard time pooping), plenty of bacon, you can't forget about the bacon, be sure that they're bacon bits and not the strips, you don't want any access bacon hanging out the ends of the burrito you dummy. and a dash of hot sauce if you want to spice up for spectacular breakfast experience (Salt and pepper is optional, I myself perfer strictly salt, with only a dash of pepper).

And now, wrap all those ingredients into the tortilla and you'll have yourself a spiffy portable breakfast! (cooking said ingredients is advised but not mandatory) It can be for on to go! Or if you're like me and can't stand sticky hands! I tell you, the down side to breakfast is those greasy/sticky hands I get after I induldge myself in it's breakfasty goodness.

Well, I'm confident to say that we can all wave good bye to that mess, with our presto chango breakfast burrito!

Hay, if you actually read all that and followed through my instructions and managed to make yourself a burrito filled to the brim with morning goodness, tell me your life changing experience, and please no thanks are necessary, but I would like a 50 dollar cash prize.

No seriously, this is confidential breakfast kingdom documents I just revealed to you, don't think I did this for free, give me what you owe me you free loaders!

Anyways, have a wonderful morning, and if its not morning for you while you read this, sucks to be you! Bye bye now!