User blog:Sumersprkl/You Know You're Unpopular When...


 * 1) When someone remarks that you're at the unpopularity chain and your response is "The bottom of the popularity chain is awesome! It has spikes!"
 * 2) When your friend announces they are gay, bi, or lesbian and you say either "Cool!" or "Me too!"
 * 3) When you laugh too loud and get a weird look, but that just makes you laugh harder.
 * 4) When you see someone wearing too much makeup, and you have to resist the urge to try to peel their face off.
 * 5) When you spend all the time you're not watching your favorite show imagining what should have happened on your favorite show.
 * 6) When your coat pocket contains your DS, 2-4 mechanical pencils, mechanical pencil lead that's the wrong size for your pencils, earbuds that cost a dollar plus the cost of the electrical tape used to fix them, and an eraser the size of China (but you still use the erasers on the top of your pencils.)
 * 7) When you stick a Post-It on yourself to remind you of something and then forget it's there.
 * 8) When someone says "I'm hot." in hundred-degree weather, and you can't help but poke them and say "Yeah, you are."
 * 9) When you make a stupid list, post it online, and ask for people to comment theirs.
 * 10) When you make an item on a stupid list that should obviously be the last item, but can't help adding one more.