Ice King/Quotes

"FINN! You've ruined my chances with five or six potential wives! For that, you will- (Finn punches him in the beard)- OOF! Oh, my beard..."

"Your hat is stupid!"

"Gunter is PREGGERS!"

"Do you know what Ice King MEANS?!"

"I'll show you fun. Fun is my middle name!"

"Ladies! I brought you a baby, and a puppy!"

"PLAY IT OR I'LL SQUISH YOU INTO JUICE!!!!"

"I have to go potty in the bathroom."

"PLEASE stop Ricardio!"

"No Ice-o-pede!"

"FINN! Why can't you ever be a princess?"

"These bars won't hold me forever- hey, there's only like two of them."

"So let me get this straight. You're hitting on me."

"Woah, Ice-o-pede!"

"Gunter, who told you that you can fly?"

"(to Ice-o-pede) Crush him! Crush him like you crushed me!"

"Now finally I can kill you! Oh wait, silly willy, I was supposed to tell you that I'm getting married!"

"No one sucks the life from my penguins except ME...and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature Gunter."

"But I've committed no RECENT crimes."

"Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and sometimes you see things that are crazy, crazy crazy, in your face, all the time. (sighs) All the time."


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