User blog:Sumersprkl/Why Flame Princess is a Better Girlfriend for Finn than Bubblegum

I need some help with this, so if you leave a good reason in the comments that doesn't have cussing, I may put it in.


 * 1) 1. Bubblegum is way too old for Finn.


 * 1) 2. Flame Princess is way tougher.


 * 1) 3. Bubblegum is too pink. By that I mean both too girly and too literaly pink.


 * 1) 4. Bubblegum needs saving a lot. I don't buy the "Damsel in distress" thing.