It Came from the Nightosphere/Transcript

(The episode begins in Marceline's cave just outside of Marceline's house. Finn is beat-boxing and Marceline is strumming her ax-bass guitar.)

Marceline: Thanks for helping me record, Finn.

Finn: No problem, Marceline.

Marceline: Now, I'm gonna sing something really personal, so don't laugh at me.

Finn: I would never dream of it... m'lady. (Laughs)

(Scene shifts to the inside of Marceline's house.)

Marceline: Now, start a slow beat, and keep it steady, or it'll mess up everything.

Finn: You got it!

(Finn starts beat-boxing and Marceline begins singing the Fry Song. Eventually, Finn's beat-boxing slows down and he sighs.)

Marceline: Huh? Finn, you messed the beat up!

Finn: Marceline, if you're thinkin' about your dad so much, then... why don't you go see 'im?

Marceline: (Strums guitar) He's not worth the effort.

Finn: Not worth what effort?

Marceline: Well... first, I'd have to draw a circle with a happy face in the center and then... uh... douse it with bug milk.

Finn: (Finn finishes drawing the face) Oh, yeah?! (Goes to grab some bug milk, then returns to throw it on the face; the bug milk gets absorbed by the face.)

(Note: Marceline is not paying attention to Finn's actions.)

Marceline: (Sighs) And then you're supposed to chant something like (The happy face glows and the candles next to it light up), "Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum". (Finn laughs and the face changes color.) But... I-I don't really wanna see him. I'm still mad about the thing with the fries. (Marceline notices a strange noise and finally looks at Finn.) Huh?!

Finn: Wwwwhhhat?! (The room changes color drastically; a portal to the Nightosphere opens where the face was.) Whoa... whoa!! Aaagh!!

(Marceline's father emerges.)

Lord of Evil: Marceline!

Marceline: Finn... what the heck did you do?!

Finn: I... reunited you with your family?

(Marceline grunts angrily and Finn backs away.)

Lord of Evil: Is this kid your evil servant?

Finn: I'm not evil, Marceline's dad. I'm super good!

Lord of Evil: "Super good?" (Roars)

Finn: (Gasps; Lord of Evil grabs Finn, and begins sucking energy from him.) What're you doing?!

Lord of Evil: Stealing your soul.

(He continues and Finn screams in fright.)

Marceline: Dad! (Separates the two) Ugh! You always do stuff like this!

Lord of Evil: Haha! Oh, Marceline! I never know what's gonna set you off! Whoa! Is this the family ax?

Marceline: Wha--? HEY!!!

Lord of Evil: Did you turn it into some kind of lute?

Marceline: (Yelling in anger) Give it back, and get out!!!

Lord of Evil: Okay, I'll go. I've got business to attend to, anyway--sucking up all the souls in Oooooo...

Finn: (Stammering) WHA--Gh--NO!!

Lord of Evil: See you kids later! (Opens door)

(Lord of Evil laughs maniacally as Finn screams, terrified. Marceline's father shuts the door.)

Marceline: My bass!

Finn: I've unleashed evil onto Ooo! We've gotta stop 'im, Marceline!

Marceline: Fine... but I'm only coming with you to get my bass back.

(Scene shifts to Finn and Marceline flying above a forest.)

Finn: Hey! How do I kill this guy, anyway?

Marceline: Finn! You can't kill my dad!

Finn: Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean--

Marceline: No! You literally can't kill my dad! He's deathless!

Finn: Oh...

(Scene cuts to a field elsewhere; a bunch of Fluffy People are running around and laughing.)

Fluffy Person: (The Lord of Evil's shadow falls upon him and he stops running.) Huh? (Camera zooms out to show the Lord of Evil.) Who the fluff are you?

Lord of Evil: Um... Well, I'm sure not the guy who's gonna suck out your soul.

Fluffy Person: Good 'cause that's, like, my number one fear.

Lord of Evil: Really!? Well... I know a little exercise for that! Wanna try??

Fluffy Person: Wow...

Lord of Evil: First... close your eyes.

Fluffy Person: Okay! (Gets pounded by the ax bass.) AAH! You coulda killed me!

Lord of Evil: Ah, but I didn't! And now, aren't you thrilled just to be alive?

Fluffy Person: Yeah, I guess... So what?

Lord of Evil: So... This next part will be all the more... horrifying. (Laughs maniacally as his transformed face moves towards the screen, sucking the fluffy person's soul. Scene goes back to Finn and Marceline.)

Finn: There!! Below us! A gathering of Fluffy People! May-haps they've seen your father! Marceline... release the Finn-bomb! (Marceline drops him and he whistles to mimic a bomb falling; Marceline catches him before he reaches the ground and he makes an explosion noise. He notices the Fluffy People shivering.) They're all freaked out!

Marceline: It's because they're scared of him. (Camera pans over to the Fluffy Person from earlier. He is floating and moaning. Marceline examines him.) Hm. My dad's been here. Come on. Let's go.

Finn: No! We gotta help this guy. I've got some soul food that Jake packed for me. You like, uh, collard greens or country-fried steak?

(Finn tries to feed the Fluffy Person the food but he keeps moaning and doesn't eat it.)

Marceline: Look. You wanna help him? Help me get my bass back.

Finn: How will that help hi--?

Marceline: MY DAD STOLE MY BASS GUITAR, FINN!! And when I get it back... I'm gonna break it over his neck and slam my dad back into the Nightosphere!

(Fluffy Person bumps into Finn.)

Finn: Oh, clam! But first you gotta return the souls your dad sucked back to these sad, little husks. Right, Marceline?

Marceline: (Blows tuft of hair away from her face) Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, we'll do that.

(Scene cuts to the Marauder Village. The Marauders are sitting at a table talking.)

Head Marauder: So I popped his head like a cork! And I says, "That's what I think of expanding Earth theory!"

(They all laugh. A noise is heard and they stop laughing.)

Lord of Evil: Alright.

Marauders: Huh?!

Lord of Evil: I've got a joke, too. (It's revealed that he sucked Marauder #14 got his soul sucked. The Lord of Evil pushes him off the chair.) What wears a dark suit, is completely evil, and is about to suck out all your souls?

Head Marauder: Yo mama!

Lord of Evil: (Beat) That's right! I'm your mama! (Sucks the marauders' souls)

(Scene cuts back to Finn and Marceline.)

Marceline: Red Rock Pass. If my dad wants to get through the mountains, he'll have to come through here.

Finn: We can work together! And smash 'im with this rock! And once he's smooshed, all the souls will go back to their rightful bods.

(Finn notices the Lord of Evil in the pass singing "Stompin' On Ants". The Lord of Evil then sucks the ants' souls. Finn tries to push the rock, but ("Huh?") he notices that Marceline flew down to attack her father herself instead. She hisses and charges0 but misses her father who ducks.)

Lord of Evil: So, finally taking a run at your old man, huh?