One Last Job/Transcript

(The episode starts with Jake on the boat at the top of the Tree Fort, peering through the telescope and watching the birds that fly by.)

Jake: Nice. Little bird family on vaca. Dad's got the mad beautiful tail feathers; Mommy's taking up the rear all plai-jain stylez. (Mother bird farts) Hehe. Glad I get to date a beautiful rainicorn, not some nasty bird. (A messenger bird holding a package flies up to Jake)

Bird: Hey! Don't be talking trash! Our ladies are beautiful on the inside, you creep.

Jake: All lady birds around the whole world are beautiful on the inside?

Bird: Yes.

Jake: Fair enough.

Bird: There's a delivery for Jake the dog.

Jake: Oh thanks. (Takes package. It reads: URGENT. WATCH NOW.) Urgent.