User blog:Beemo/Mods and Admins Wanted!!

Okay so recently people have been resigning. They're looking for new mods and admins who can fit!! There's 2 spots open for mod and they're thinking about promoting a mod! How cool is that?!

Requirements for Mod:
 * The ability to lick your elbow.
 * Must be a graduate from Hogwarts.
 * Must be able to say "toy boat" 5 times fast.
 * The ability to do "The Sponge".
 * Must have no less than 999,999 edits.

Requirements for Admin:
 * You must go to the nearest Walmart.
 * Ask for "Walter".
 * The customer service will give you a map.
 * When you hold the map to the sun, a hidden message will be revieled.
 * Thank the employee
 * At 8 o' clock pm, follow the map
 * You must have a turkey sandwich with tomatoes, also pickles in the right pocket of your pants.
 * You will see a bear.
 * Give him the sandwich.
 * He will give you an 8 digit passcode for Adminship.
 * Become an Admin!