Another Way/Transcript

(The scene opens to Finn and Jake's Tree Fort. A bunch of Clown Nurses are acting around while circus music plays in the background. The head Clown Nurse is sitting by Finn. He is sitting in bead reading the Enchiridion, and his right foot is bandaged.)

Head Clown Nurse: Who wants a cookie? (She moves it around, making airplane sounds.) Milk-dipped chocolate chip cookie?

Finn: No thanks.

Head Clown Nurse: Now, come on, Finn, you have to eat. Open Sesame...

Finn: Uh, Jake, can't we get rid of these Clown Nurses? They make me feel ridiculous.

(The camera cuts to Jake. He, too, is sitting in bed, with his right foot bandaged. A fat Clown Nurse is standing near him.)

Jake: No way, man.

(Finn groans in disgust.)

Jake: Well, now you know we can't jump off of birds. (The fat Clown Nurse waves a cookie around, mimicking airplane sounds and plops it into Jake's mouth.) I paid them up front. They don't leave until the job's done. Besides... (He honks the fat Clown Nurse's nose.) They're funny. (He honks the fat Clown Nurse's nose again, and she farts this time.) (laughs) Look, she just farted.