Lumpy Space Princess/Quotes

"GET THE LUMP OUTTA HERE!!"

"No way. First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, and then I'm gonna fall out of love. And then I'm gonna totally fake die, of a fake heart attack!"

"My BEANS!"

"That wasn't fun, that was lame!"

"Lump off, mom!"

"The guys that use the antidote up here are notorious for being... smooth posers."

"I lumpin' hate them!"

"I'm really really sorry Finn, but I can't help you because my parents are horrible idiots."

"I want surgery to make my body hot."

"I can be smooth. (Grunts) Finn, punch out my lumps. I can be whatever he wants, I can change."

"He's turning into a lumpy space guy on account of my bite. It's sort of like werewolf rules."

"Oh my glob Melissa, ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat but, like, I can't say that junk to her face."

"Oh my glob you guys, drama bomb!"

"Oh yeah, I'm havin' a fun time."

"I'm bored. And I'm not having any fun!"

"I saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here and I wasn't invited, I was like, what the lump, so I'm crashing this party."

"Oh my glob. What the stuff are you doing?"

"Get away from my camp. I'll cut you!"

"Melissa, I have to go, they got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go!"

"One last kiss...before dying, my love."

"Not yet, Cinnamon Bun!"

"BUUUUUMPS"

"Hey, this is hard for me, too! I mean I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad.(sniff) So there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on THIS RIDE"

"You want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it? WHERE'S MY RING?"

"Oh yeah! This body's HOT! and POWERFUL!"

"Get in touch with your feelings, babe!"

"Get off, you big doughnut!"

"Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with huge money."

"(LSP screaming loud - toilet flushes) Woooooooh! Ugh gross, ugh! My lumpin' body's all hollow now! I gotta put something in it!"

"But where's the food?! What kind of castle is this?! It's like a poor peoples' castle! With no lumpin' waffles for my dump truck!!"

"I know you want this body, but you can't have it! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"

"Oh, nah. I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight."

"Oh-my-glob. Look at those luscious lips. I gotta go lick up the rest of that formula."

"I blinked my balls! ...My eyeballs."

"What the lump?!"

"OH MY GLOB MELISSA!"