User blog:ElectricMayhem/Crappy Fanfic Saga Adventures UNITE OR WHATEVER - Episode 3

So we last left off with Jake introducing EM and Penny (Not THAT Penny!).

That's basically all that happened.

EM: So what now?

MARSHALL LEE: How about---

JAKE: No. Just no.

MARSHALL: But you didn't even know what I was gonna

JAKE: Just.... just shut up.

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: How about we---

Suddenly, they were attacked by the no longer dead Donny the Grass Ogre.

DONNY: WHERE IS EM!

MARSHALL: He's over th

JAKE: SHUT THE HECK UP!

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: Everyone, run!

Everyone escaped the building being chased by Donny.

EM: Everybody! Onto that possibly collapseable flaming bridge!

JAKE: Why?

EM: JUST DO IT!

Everyone ran onto the bridge.

FLAME PRINCESS: Can I just say someth---

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: SHUT UP, YOU'RE JUST HERE SO FP FANS TO FLIP OUT!

FLAME PRINCESS: Oh my GOOOOD, you guys....

PEN: But can I say something?

PB: Oh, sure.

FP: WHAT? HIM?!?!

PEN: I think Donny's coming.

DONNY: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE FRICKING TIME! RAAAAWR!

JAKE: I'll handle this fool! [attacks Donny]

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: Everybody run before the bridge---

Just then, the bridge collapsed.

EM: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!! [hits the ground] Oooow....

And then, there was the no longer decapitated Me-Mow on a motorcycle.

EM: ...... I hate you.

ME-MOW: HEEHEEEHEEEE! DSHBFGHJHTDYGBFYT!!!!

EM: Aaaaah!

ME-MOW: GHTFTHDUGBRDHGFBVNJK!!!! [tackles EM]

EM: Holy crap, get it off, holy crap, get it off!!! [falcon punches Me-Mow] FAAAAAALCOOON PUUUUUNCH!

ME-MOW: HIIIIISSSSS! DTSBFDJGBJHBF!!!!

EM: I don't know what you're saying....

ME-MOW: HNSDBFJGNHCJVBKJFNGCJV FGHXDDBV FVBHVHGDFDV? HGSDCBTHJVB!!!

EM: What?

ME-MOW: [facepalms] DASFBYDVG....

PENNY: I'm coming! [picks up Me-Mow and drop kicks her into the sky]

ME-MOW: BHJGDFBKGJNF!!!! [translation: IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO TEEEAM ROCKEEEET!!!!!]

EM: Let's get the shmow outta here! [runs off with Penny]

TO BE CONTINUED