The Lich (episode)/Transcript

(The episode begins in Billy&apos;s secret crack) 

(Finn is laughing at something on a computer screen, which continues for the duration of the dream)

(screen zooms out to a wider view of Billy&apos;s crack. Billy and Billy&apos;s lady are kissing. The Bear from In Your Footsteps is sitting amongst several sleeping dogs next to the Enchiridion, which is being approached by The Lich-possessed snail)

(Screen zooms in to Billy and Billy&apos;s Lady kissing)

(The Snail approaches the Enchiridion)

The Bear: The times are coming.

(The Lich begins chanting a spell with the Enchiridion open)

(Billy&apos;s Lady is now riding the Bear rodeo style)

(Finn is laughing at the Cosmic Owl, who is appearing on the computer screen screeching)

(Billy begins laughing, as he briefly transforms into the Lich and back)

Billy&apos;s Lady: You talk like justice, Billy, (In a taunting tone) but you can&apos;t kick a plaaaaaannnneeeee.

(Billy frowns at what was just said, but then notices pages of the Enchiridion flying past his face as the Lich continues chanting his spell)

(Billy realizes what&apos;s going on. The view moves behind the Lich, as his snail shadow transforms into the shadow of The Lich&apos;s true form. The Lich then attacks Billy, stabbing him in his heart as Billy tries to run. The Lich&apos;s face rushes towards the viewer, screeching)

(Finn wakes up)

Finn: (startled) AHHHH!!!!! (falls off of his bed) Whoah!!!!!!!!