Forum:Finns Parents

I was watching Adventure Time when the question of who's Finn's parents were popped into my head. Being an aSoIaF fanboy I got pretty good at figuring out this kind of stuff. Here is what I came up with.

IK+SS=F; Ice King and Susan Strong made Finn. My reasons are listed below.

1. They are the only other humans we know of. The IK is a human, he just got corrupted by the crown, but I'm pretty sure it didn't change his species.

2. Finn shares features with both of them.             2a. IK. IK was Simon Petrikov. As Simon he didn't have a nose, that came up because of the crown. If the IK was to have a child, he would have characteristic of Simon, not the IK since the crown didn't actually change his DNA, just his 'looks'. Finn doesn't have a nose similar to Simon. They also have the same body type, medium height, lanky (skinny).

           2b. SS. SS has blond hair, just like Finn. If she was his mother then it would make Simon blond recessive. She is also unusually strong, like Finn (he has the looks of Simon, the strength of Susan).

3. Notes: IK goes after princesses, so does Finn. SS wears animals hats, same as Finn.

Scenario: IK kidnaps SS, the 'princess' of the Hyoo-man Tribe (or, if you prefer that could come later). He impregnates her, and as pregnant, she becomes 'ugly'. In turn the IK kicks her out for not being pretty anymore, and promptly forgets about her (as he is wont to do). An alternate is that she gives birth, then gets kicked out. While in the woods she abandons Finn (where Jake's dad will find him going Boom Boom). SS either goes back to, or finds the Hyoo-Man Tribe and the IK forgets that anything happened, or just never puts two-and two together about Finn.

This could explain why SS was so afraid of everything when we first meet her, because she had a traumatic experience on the surface.

This is far-fetched, I know. But it makes sense. It fits within what we know, and the clues are already there. Could the IK not want to kill Finn (unless feeling completely provoked) because of some sub-conscience knowledge that Finn is his son? Could SS have recognized the baby boy she left behind as Finn? And that's why she warms up to him, and let's him feel underneath her hat?

Anyway, I just needed to get that out. I hope you enjoyed! If this has been posted before I'm sorry! http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091227230730/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/archive/b/bc/20100401212842!Wiki.png