Hot to the Touch/Transcript

(The episode starts in the Tree Fort, where "Incendium" ended. Flame Princess slaps Finn.)

Flame Princess: Don't ever mess with me again.

(FP shoots out the window in a trail of fire)

Finn: (Looks at Jake) Who was that?

Jake: The princess of the Fire Kingdom.

Finn: Dude, I think I have I crush.

(Finn walks in front of Jake)

Finn: What do you know about her, Jake?

Jake: I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two up. She's evil, man!

Finn: You shut your dirty mouth! (Slaps Jake)

Jake: Dirty? (Checks gums). Oh. No, really man! Her dad she was evil!

Finn: No man, I peeked, beyond her burning gaze, and noshed hot lunch with her soul. (Walks to the window). She ain't evil. She's passionate. Help me track her down.

Jake: Hmmm..

Finn: C'mon man, I really like her. Help me out. (Rubs Jakes face.) Jake, Jake help me out. Help me out. Jake, Jake, help me. Jake, Jake help me!

Jake: Eeeeeeeeehhh, ok.

Finn: Wooh! Alright!

(The scene cut to Jake walking over trees as a giant with Finn on his head.)

Jake: You sure you're not into any other princesses? What about Wildberry Princess? She's small and plump. You could sleep on her like a pillow. Could be nice.

(Light shines on Finn and Jake as a burning bird flies away.)

Finn: Is that bird, smoking?

Brown Bird: Hey, don't you judge me. It was that fire chick down there that did this to me.

(Jake stretches down the bushes as he and Finn hide behind them. They see Flame Princess touching flowers and burning them)

Flame Princess: Oh.

(The fire burns other flowers, spreading towards a lake. The fire evaporates.)

Flame Princess: *Gasp*

Finn: Oh Jake... Look at her. She's innocent. Like the steam of a puppy's nose, searching for ham in the snow.

Jake: A guy drops one piece of ham in the snow and he never hears the end of it! Snap out of it! She's burning cute little flowers!

Finn: Yeah, she IS like a cute little flower.

(Flame Princess walks towards the lake, kneels and dips her hand in it)

Flame Princess: Aaahh!

Finn: (Comes out of the bush) Oh no, are you ok?

Flame Princess: *Gasp*

Finn: I... I was just worried about you.

Flame Princess: Huh?

Finn: Look, I'm sorry about before. I don't know what happened but I just, I had to see you again. And, I don't know.. I don't know anything about you. (Flame Princess glows brighter) but I just, I really like you. You know, you're so... Beautiful.

(Flame Princess glows brightly)

Finn: (Sees fire beneath him.) Woah!

(Finn stumps on fire, but stops when he sees Flame Princess reacting with pain.)

Flame Princess: Ah!

(Finn stomps on fire again to check if it affects Flame Princess)

Flame Princess: Ow!

Finn: Oh Glob. Am I hurting you?

Flame Princess: Yes, that's all you've done! *gasp* Are you trying to hurt me? Is that why you're following me!?

Finn: I'm not followi- Well I guess technically I am following you.

Flame Princess: (Gasps then runs away)

Finn: Hey, no wait! (Chases Flame Princess)

Finn: Ehehe, ehe. I gues now I'm technically chasing you. hehe, ha, ehh.

(Jake comes out of the buses)

Jake: Finn!

(Flame Princess burns tree. Tree falls down, blocking Finn and Jake)

Jake: Hold on! (Turns into a giant and uses his "buns" to put out the fire on the tree)

Jake: Eaoww.. Toasty buns. (Runs off while carrying Finn as they reach the end of the forest)

Finn: Where are you? I want to chat it up with you. Oh we lost her!

(Flame Princess appears as trails of fire then reforms)

Finn: Woah.

Flame Princess: I am ambushing you. (Throws fireball)

Finn and Jake: Aah!

(Finn and Jake run around to avoid fireballs)

Finn: Hey, I like your fireballs.

Flame Princess: Huh? Why do you torment me?

Finn: I'm not trying to. I just like you. I think I, I think I like-like you. Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes, all stupid. And I just wanna' hug you, and sit on the couch and play Beemo with you. I can't explain why, but, I never felt this way and I think we should be together.

Flame Princess: I... (Smilesm blushes and glows brightly)

Finn: (Smiles, claps, and laughs in excitement) Yeah.

Flame Princess: Rggh! Enough. You should not toy with the emotions of a fire elemental.

Finn: Wait wait, I really didn't -

Flame Princess: You told me you liked me and you made my flame grow brighter. But then you put me out, which hurt! (Throws a big fireball at Finn and Jake)

Flame Princess: You're trying to impede me. That must be your purpose. But fire's purpose is to burn. So I'm going to turn this land into my Fire kingdom!

Finn: No!

(Flame Princess creates a fire wall as Finn and Jake back away from the fire)

Jake: She's headed for Goblin Kingdom! We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!

Finn: I can't fight her man. I'm still in to her!

Jake: Finn, what's more important? Your love for that screwball dame or being a hero and savin' a lots of innocent goblin folks.

Finn: Rrrrhh.. Being a hero.

Jake: Alright, c'mon! Let's go build fire-proof suits.

(Scene cuts to the Tree Fort's cave.)

Finn: (Searching pile of junk )Uh-uh-uh, I gotta' get back to her.

Jake: Dude, slow down or your fire-proof suit will be junk. (Sees a bag of old bread) Ooh. Is bags of old bread fire-proof (Slightly shoves the bag, showing NEPTR.)

NEPTR: Jake, you've found NEPTR! I am the ultimate hide and seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, 9 hours and you guys did not find me! Hahahaha-hahaha.