User blog:Beemo/OMG GUYS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!

OKAY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. I WAS SKEPTICAL AT FIRST BUT NOW I'M LIKE REALLY SCARED. OKAY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I WOKE UP AND SAW SOMETHING CREEPY IN THE MIRROR BUT IT WAS JUST ME. THEN I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK AND IT HAD 13:99999 ON IT OH GOD!!!!! OKAY THEN I TURNED AROUND SAW THIS GIRL LAUGHING AT ME BUT SHE WAS A CREEPY GIRL SO WHATEVER. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND I WAS LIKE "OKAY I'M DONE WITH THIS." SO I WENT TO A YARD SALE AND I GET THIS DAY DREAM OKAY?

FINN AND JAKE GO TO A STORE IN THE CANDY TAVERN AND THEY FIND THIS VIDEO GAME FOR BEEMO BUT THE GUY WHO WORKS THERE GOES "DON'T BUY THAT FINN, IT'S HAUNTED" AND FINN GOES "I DON'T GIVE A FLYING DUCK, I'M BUYING THIS SHIZ" SO HE BUYS IT AND PUTS IT IN BEEMO AND THE GAME IS "POKEMON DEAD BLACK" LIKE OMG THAT'S SO CREEPY RIGHT? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEAD BLACK. FINN GETS CREEPED OUT BUT JAKE WANTS TO PLAY IT AND THE GAME SAYS "HELLO JAKE" LIKE ZOMG JAKE DIDN'T SAY HIS NAME SO HE GOES BACK TO THE STORE AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT SO HE RAN INTO A NEARBY HOUSE. INSIDE THE HOUSE WAS THE GIRL I SAW LIKE OMG!! HOW CREEPY IS THAT?!???!!!??! THE GIRL TOLD JAKE THAT SHE DIED BECAUSE THE LICH AND JAKE WAS LIKE "OKAY WHATEVER" AND HE WALKED OUT THE DOOR. THEN HE WENT BACK INTO THE SHOP AND THE STORE OWNER SAID "I TOLD YOU SUCKA" AND JAKE WAS LIKE "OKAY WHATEVER GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME" AND THE GUY SAYS THAT THE GAME HAD DEMONIC POWERS SO JAKE WAS LIKE "OH GOD WTH?" SO HE THREW THE GAME BACK TO THE GUY BUT GET THIS, THE GAME IS BACK IN THE TREEHOUSE WHEN HE COMES BACK OH GOD!!!!!!!! THEN FINN WAS LIKE "OKAY WHATEVER" AND HE PLAYS POKEMON DEAD BLACK. IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUN AND HE FINDS CHEATS SO FINN WAS REALLY PROUD AND THEN SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPEN OH GOD!!!!!!! OKAT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS OKAY? IT STARTS GLITCHING LIKE HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!!!!!

THEN I WOKE UP AND STOLE THE GAME IN MY DREAM. THEN I STOLE HIS MONEY, AND THE GAME DELETED ITSELF, AND I COULDN'T GET IT BACK. NOW THAT THAT WAS OVER, I DECIDED TO WATCH TV. BUT BEFORE THAT, I WENT BACK ON THE COMPUTER, AND A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WAS ALSO AN INTERN AT NICKELODEON LIKE ME HAD SENT ME A WEIRD FILE. IT WAS CALLED "OMGSCARYSPONEBOBSUICIDE.AVI" SO I WAS LIKE OMG DAT MUST BE REALLY COOL AND I WATCHED IT. IT WAS A LOST EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND IT WAS CALLED "GOODBYE (INSERT MY NAME) SQUAREPANTS. WHAT THE HELL???!!!!! SO THEN THERE WAS ALL THIS VIOLENCE AND BLOOD AND SHIZ OMG. THEN I FOUND OUT THAT A LOT OF CHILDREN SUICIDE AFTER WATCHING IT AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY CRAP!" AND THEN I GOT A PHONE CALL AND NOBODY WAS THERE SO I WAS REALLY CREEPED OUT. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!